Rebirth of Good, Virtuous and Evil

Fanfan is almost four months old now.Although it doesn't show much at all, because he eats too much, he can basically see his fleshy belly when he takes off his clothes.

The elders in the family were not very happy that they had to leave immediately and go to a place that was much more primitive than this place, where they would live for at least two months, and they might even lure Eggy to the dragon tree.

Even He Xi and Huang Yan said that they could wait a few more months until Fanfan's baby was safely entrusted to Nagarjuna before they acted.But Fanfan said he couldn't wait that long.Bai Ao also said that it is common for men to get pregnant over there, and Fanfan's figure will be significantly larger in the future, and his spiritual energy is also more abundant, which is more beneficial to Fanfan's body.

When Bai Ao opened his mouth, the parents were speechless.This made Fanfan a little annoyed. "Why don't they listen to what I say, but they listen to what you say! It's not fair at all!" Although he won the final victory, Fanfan began to be cautious.So that night after discussing with the parents, he cheated on Bai Ao.

"Oh. You, I really can't say anything now. Stop being coquettish, and if you do this again, you won't be able to get off the kang tomorrow!" Originally, he wanted to coax him, but Bai Ao felt that he was pampering this little thing more and more recently. up.If you don't discipline him once in a while, you will get it later.

When Fanfan heard this, he immediately shrunk the eggplant.It's been this month, and it's too embarrassing to be made unable to get off the kang!So he looked at Bai Ao resentfully, and finally got back by himself.

Bai Ao couldn't laugh or cry.Hurry up and hug him: "If you feel uncomfortable, you can make trouble with me if you feel uncomfortable. Don't always suspect that your family treats you badly."

Fanfan turned around: "How can I be so suspicious! I just said it casually. You still teach me!"

"Okay, okay. It's my fault. From now on, if you are unhappy, just hit me with a pillow. Then I will coax you. If you keep saying that, the little guy in your belly will take it seriously."

Fanfan had an expression of "I don't read enough, don't lie to me": "Really?"

Bai Ao smiled: "Half-true, half-false. But if you are in a bad mood, he will not be well either. He has already lived enough to eat, and if he has a bad temper, how will he find a wife in the future?"

Now Fanfan really laughed: "Hey, hey, your son is still an idiot, so you just think about him finding a wife in the future. You are so worried! You know, with our looks and IQ, even if we Without spiritual power and racial bonuses, there will definitely be thousands of beauties rushing to be our daughter-in-laws in the future!"

Bai Ao nodded the tip of his nose: "Aren't you afraid of exhausting your son to death? There are thousands of them. What if he likes men?"

Fanfan thought about it seriously: "That's not impossible. I am a very enlightened parent!"

Bai Ao was really amused by him: "What qualifications do you have to be unenlightened, Fanfan?"

"Speaking too much. Hahahahahahahahaha. Bai Ao I think it is true that it is really true when you say that you are pregnant on the Internet!"

You can still laugh like this with a slow reaction, that's really slow enough.Bai Ao really couldn't bear to complain, so he kissed Fanfan's forehead. "Sleep well. Pack up your things tomorrow and set off."

the next day.Dahua came earlier than anyone else.And he took the initiative to contract the difficult work of boiling soy milk and kneading dough.

"What's the purpose of being so courteous?" While stirring the porridge in the pot, Zhang Zhifan interrogated Dahua.

Da Hua flattered her face: "Hey, Fanfan, you and the master can take me too."

it is as expected!Zhang Zhifan praised the accuracy of his guess. "No. It's too long this time. Jin Chang can't stay away from home for so long. You stay with him at home."

Dahua started to want to beep, fortunately he knew that his little master didn't like this. "But I don't have to go with him! Don't worry, it's not a problem for me to stay alone in the empty room for two months!"

Zhang Zhifan was annoyed by him: "You're fine, but Jin Chang is. Anyway, he's still my uncle, how can I make my uncle feel good or bad? Be obedient, this trip is purely for Brother He, When you get there, you won’t move around anymore. In such a place where there is no TV, no computer, no TV dramas, no Internet, no gossip, and no delicious food, what do you want to hold back for two months?”

Dahua's expression became tangled: "But... I haven't been there. Although I'm also the owner of Qi Yao, I've only seen Sister Lan Que, and I've only heard of Tiger King. How can he be considered my brother, I just wanted to see it."

At this time, Bai Ao came back with a casserole, and upon hearing Dahua's words, he replied directly: "I'll take you there when Brother He is born, don't make trouble now."

Facing Fanfan, Dahua has never been afraid.He can act coquettishly, fool around and make all kinds of nonsense.But for Bai Ao, he still trembles after being stared at.So he obediently left, and went back to his family's big gold for comfort.Even the minced meat and cabbage porridge I was looking forward to just now didn't have the idea of ​​mixing it up.

"Why are you so serious. Da Hua has a childish personality." Opening the lid of the casserole, she found that there were marinated eggs and braised pig's trotters inside, and her saliva immediately came down.

Bai Ao put down the casserole: "It's because he's always rambunctious like a child that we didn't take him with him. Going there, he's too rambunctious to cause unnecessary trouble. Brother He and the others haven't woken up yet?"

Zhang Zhifan nodded: "Yeah. I guess it's because I'm going to leave and I'm nervous."

Bai Ao stuck a marinated egg with his chopsticks and brought it to his daughter-in-law's mouth: "It's good to be nervous. When we get to the place, the two of them will definitely be weak for two days. Before you leave, remember to give each of them a mid-level armor talisman. It can somewhat offset some of the discomfort."

After taking a bite, you can tell that it is Grandma Hao's handicraft.Because my grandma and grandma don’t put chili in the marinated eggs, but now he especially likes this kind of food with a slightly pungent taste. "Then why not draw advanced ones?"

"Because it's useless. They are mortal bodies, without any tempering, no matter how high the thing is, it can only reach the intermediate level for them. Besides, you won't get many high-level talismans, and now you can't get a child. It took so much spiritual power to paint."

"It sounds like you're mocking me for my lack of skill!" Seeing the marinated egg on his mouth being taken back by Bai Ao and stuffed into his own mouth, Fan Fan felt a sad feeling of being snatched.

Bai Ao smiled: "I'm praising your rapid progress."

Da Fanfan looked contemptuous: "You treat me as mentally handicapped!"

Bai Ao pinched his wife's cheek: "How can my wife be mentally handicapped? She's so smart."

Zhang Zhifan felt struck by lightning: "Get out of here! Thunder me here early in the morning!"

In fact, you don’t need to bring too many things for this trip.There are food and drink expenses in the space, but there are always some things that you want to take with you.

After inquiring about the situation in the Void Realm known as the Beast Soul Continent, the things prepared by the few people were basically books except for condiments.The quantity is not much, how many things can be used in two months.But I heard that they still eat animal meat from hunting, so the old people prepared a lot of kimchi, pickles, and pickles for them before they set off.Of course, there are also a lot of braised meat, smoked chicken and fried duck.

Looking at Zhang Zhifan with bright eyes, Bai Ao didn't know where to spit out this trough.Really... They are not going on a trip!There is a lot of food over there, and the quality is really much better!

After happily destroying a big chicken leg, Da Fanfan came to Bai Ao's side.Four people stood in the teleportation formation activated by Bai Ao, Zhang Zhifan used the armor talisman on the two of them, and the formation began to teleport soon.

Compared with the instant loss of consciousness when he was teleported to Yu Hai for the first time, this time Zhang Zhifan could obviously feel that his consciousness was still clear.There was a "swish" sound similar to the wind blowing leaves in his ears, but he couldn't feel the wind.Unable to open his eyes, unable to speak, he could only rely on his brain to make up.So Doraemon's drawer finally became the picture he thought was closest to the "truth".Then I was embarrassed.

In the end Zhang Zhifan still fell into unconsciousness, and when he woke up again, a sea of ​​flowers directly came into his eyes.

"Damn it!!! What are these things!!!" Da Fanfan was so frightened by the sea of ​​flowers that he just sat and moved back a few times.

Bai Ao supported him: "Obviously this is a flower."

"Flower petals as big as a washbasin?! And... still have teeth?!" Why didn't I tell myself this situation in advance, this is simply another high-intensity test for myself!

Bai Ao smiled: "That's not a tooth, it's a seed. It's edible."

Teeth that eat flowers! !This kind of words sounded completely loss of appetite, it was so frenzied! "It's impossible to eat it, okay?"

"Why are you so excited. This place is very different from the places you have been to before, and you will see more bizarre things. Otherwise, how do you think the pregnancy fruit will appear?"

"Uh...you make sense." Looking down at the two people who were still lying on the fluffy grass, Fanfan was a little worried: "When will Brother He and Brother Huang wake up?"

Bai Ao replied: "It won't take long. Anyway, we have to wait for Tiger King to pick us up."

Fanfan visually measured how far away those big flowers with "teeth" were, and then chose a distance that he thought would not be too "hard" and sat down.Touching the grass on the ground is really comfortable.Like animal fur, thin and smooth. "Tiger King knows we are coming today?"

"I just got in touch with him. Should be here soon."

The Tiger King in Fanfan's fantasy should be a strong man with a muscular body, a beard, a fierce appearance, and a height of two meters.But in fact, when Tiger King appeared in front of him, he realized that he was wrong.This tiger king with silver-white hair is two meters tall and has muscles, but he looks more like a cool and handsome male model from some fashion magazine.If it wasn't for the fact that he was dressed in an ancient costume, he would have been blinded by a suit.

The most important thing is the Tiger King's appearance, it's really... only slightly worse than their Bai Ao!

After seeing Bai Ao, Tiger King ignored Zhang Zhifan's overly "enthusiastic" gaze, and knelt down to salute Bai Ao: "Master, the subordinates are late."

The sound is also nice! !This is simply the gospel of voice control!Fanfan was a little excited.If this is brought back, it can be used as a cash cow!

At this time, Bai Ao had already felt his wife's inexplicable excitement, and felt Fan Fan's thoughts, Bai Ao was almost amused. The word "money tree" came to mind.It's hopeless! "This is my partner, that is, your little master Zhang Zhifan."

The Tiger King knelt there and saluted Zhang Zhifan again. "This subordinate has seen the little master."

Filling other people's brains into a "money tree" in his head, how could Da Fanfan have the nerve to let this living gold bar kneel down.Quickly said: "Get up quickly. There is no need for so many etiquettes. Big..."

Bai Ao secretly pinched him from behind.Then stopped Fanfan's words: "My two friends haven't woken up yet, let's wait for him to wake up before going back with you. Where are the clothes you brought?"

Tiger King quickly took out a burden from his sea of ​​consciousness space. "It's all here."

After Bai took it, he made Tiger King stand up. "Let's hunt something and come back to eat. I'm a little hungry."

Tiger King was a little surprised, he knew that there were a lot of things in the owner's space.Do you need yourself to make food?But he must listen to the master's words.So after taking the order, he got into the jungle, intending to show his hand, no matter what, he must make a good impression on the little master and the master's friends.But why do you feel that the master is not happy?

Bai Ao looked coldly at the back of Tiger King leaving.He snorted secretly in his heart: Good looking is also my contract demon!