The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua felt that he needed to calm down.

In this case, everything the boss has done is even more unexplainable!

This guy wouldn't be ashamed to say that everything he did before was because he liked himself?

Lu Xiaohua thought for a while, then ran away: "I suddenly want to go to the toilet!" As he said that, he picked up the "little wife" and squatted into the toilet, with the momentum of squatting for an eternity.

The chest was suddenly empty, and the boss's face was as ugly as it could be.

He stared at the closed toilet door for a while, and finally had to deal with the work that had accumulated over the past few days.

Lu Xiaohua squatted on the toilet thinking about life.

Halfway through his thinking, he began to write the beginning of the new article.

After he finished the first three chapters, Doubi Reader also went online, but this time Doubi Reader actually knocked "Little Deer Randomly" privately.

Doubi readers: "Xiaolu, I'm so sad." Before Lu Xiaohua could react, Doubi readers poured out their bitterness over there, portraying "cousin-in-law" as bad, as bad, as hateful as possible , and finally concluded, "My cousin must have been deceived by him, and I will expose his true colors sooner or later!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

He has to think about whether he has scolded others for Doubi readers before, maybe they are also innocent.

Lu Xiaohua followed the Doubt readers to criticize seriously: "Your cousin sister-in-law is really hateful, hurry up and let them divorce!"

The funny reader said quietly: "No, he has the evidence in his hand, and if he gets divorced, he can get a lot of property!"

Lu Xiaohua didn't expect Doubi Reader to be such a law-abiding person, he encouraged: "What evidence? You can also arrest his evidence, such as letting him cheat or something."

The Doubi readers fell silent.

After a while, Doubi's readers happily said: "You are so smart, Xiaolu! Let's do this! I will definitely catch the evidence of his cheating!"

Lu Xiaohua continued to work hard: "It's not enough to just sit back and wait for a rabbit, you can also create opportunities, for example, if you go to the battle yourself, call your cousin over while you are doing warm-up exercises, and when your cousin is caught in bed, it will definitely be done." See his true face!"

Funny Bi readers said: "Not bad!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Just catching rape in bed is not enough. You need to cultivate your relationship first. If you don't have feelings, what is cheating, so you should seize every opportunity to curry favor with your cousin, creating the illusion that you are already very close!"

A funny reader said: "Yes, that's the way to do it! Xiao Lu is so grateful to you! That's right! I have saved a lot of updates recently and haven't watched them, so I will watch them now!"

Lu Xiaohua waved off the Doubt readers, and continued to dig into the new article.

After a while, Doubi readers swiped Lu Xiaohua's crying emoji all over the screen.

Lu Xiaohua knowingly asked: "What's wrong?"

A funny reader said: "It's so cruel!!! Why did the big villain die like this!! It's so sad to leave the protagonist alone!!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "In this way, the protagonist can ascend to immortality, let's kill him!"

Doubi readers said sadly: "Yes, let's kill! We must avenge the big villain! Those guys are too bad! Kill them all!!" While talking, Doubi readers became worried again, "Little Deer Daddy, you update ten chapters every day recently, won’t you be too tired?”

Lu Xiaohua told the truth: "No, I have finished writing and am preparing a new article."

A funny reader asked: "New article! Deer, what do you want to write in your new article!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Of course it's a cool article, a big cool article."

The Doubi readers said with anticipation: "I'm so looking forward to it! At that time, I must grab the position of the Golden League!"

Lu Xiaohua stopped talking, and quietly opened the back garden.

Sure enough, there was a new post from a funny reader: "Xiao Lu is really the most diligent author, every day there are ten chapters updated! The new article is about to start again, it's great!"

In the post, there are speeches with the characteristics of amusing readers, and his love for Xiaolu is brimming between the lines.

Lu Xiaohua didn't need to look to know that there must be a big wave of little blacks rushing towards him.

Lu Xiaohua closed the page and was about to shut down, when he suddenly received a friend request, the avatar was a girl, her name was also Ya Xiaoyue, and the verification information was "Xiaolu Da Da, I am your brainless fan".

Lu Xiaohua thought about it and approved the friend request.

The other party looked a little shy, and he still didn't say a word after "typing" for a long time.

Lu Xiaohua took the initiative to ask: "Hi, what's the matter?"

Ya Xiaoyue said excitedly: "Xiao Lu Da Da, I am your brainless fan!!"

Lu Xiaohua said, "Thank you."

Ya Xiaoyue explained why she came here: "Actually, this is the case. I want to use your current article as a radio drama, please authorize it!!" She threw a link to Lu Xiaohua, "This is a previous work of our club, you can listen to it and then listen to it. Make a decision, if you agree, we have two plans, one is to make audiobooks, we have several large cooperative radio stations in this regard! One is the radio drama just mentioned, we will find a suitable CV to make the deer big Your text is really interpreted!"

Lu Xiaohua at the back didn’t understand, but the one in front was something that Lu Xiaohua grew up with. Before, they couldn’t afford books or TV. They used a broken radio as their treasure. The novel link in the radio station can be said to be his enlightenment!

Lu Xiaohua said happily: "Let me listen."

Ya Xiaoyue threw another surprise to Lu Xiaohua: "A few of my friends are also big fans of you Xiaolu! They have drawn many illustrations for you in recent years, Xiaolu, do you want to see them!"

Lu Xiaohua said, "Okay."

Ya Xiaoyue sent Lu Xiaohua a picture package.

Lu Xiaohua clicked on it and saw that the level of the pictures inside was different, but it could be seen that each picture was drawn with great care - he even saw the characters in his early works!

Lu Xiaohua said seriously: "Thank you."

Ya Xiaoyue said: "We just want to thank Xiao Lu Da Da for updating so diligently! Xiao Lu Da Da, we have built a group, would you like to join and take a look?"

After Lu Xiaohua agreed, Ya Xiaoyue immediately went back to the group and yelled: "I brought Xiaolu Dada here, everyone quickly clean up the disharmonious things, and you must keep Xiaolu Dada!"

As a result, phrases such as "the reader and the author are definitely true love" and "the protagonist and the supporting actor are definitely true love" all disappeared, and the topic of discussion became how to choose roles and how to divide labor!

Only then was Lu Xiaohua pulled into the group.

As soon as Lu Xiaohua joined the group, he found that the history of this group seems to be a bit long. Although there are not many people, they are very active.

He surfaced to say hello, and the others chatted warmly with him.

Through their conversation, Lu Xiaohua knew that they had been planning a radio drama since his last article, but his article was not popular enough to attract good voices, so Ya Xiaoyue gave up.This time it's different, this time Ya Xiaoyue's talk moved the big gods in the circle!

With the great god joining, the other characters will be easy to handle. Ya Xiaoyue is full of confidence, so she dares to add Lu Xiaohua's friend.

Lu Xiaohua was a little moved by the fact that someone had made so much effort behind his back.

Lu Xiaohua said: "I am looking forward to it."

Someone called out the great master from the group, and the great master said a polite word in a nonchalant manner: "Xiaolu is big, I have been looking forward to it for a long time."

Lu Xiaohua took a look at the name of the Great God, and thought it looked familiar.He searched in his memory for a while, and remembered: Isn't this guy his loyal Heihei!

In the beginning, this guy was one of Xiaoao Tianxia's diehard loyalists. When he "hugged Xiaoao Tianxia's thigh", he was quite disgusted with him. Later, the battle escalated. Back then, Xiaoao Tianxia broke the hearts of a large number of fans in order to protect him. This guy He was one of them, and his reaction was more intense, directly becoming the black hole between him and Xiaoao Tianxia.

Later, whenever any posts related to him appear, this guy will definitely appear first, and he is so black that his body is bruised!

Lu Xiaohua poked the master privately: "It's you?"

The great god is facing the enemy: "Don't think too much, I just want to chase Xiaoyue!"

Lu Xiaohua was happy.

This guy worked really hard to catch up with girls, he was even willing to accept works that he hated so much!

As a master, he still works so hard, Lu Xiaohua doesn't intend to expose him: "Come on."

Great God: "..."

Great God: "Stupid."

After being chased and hacked for so long, and still asking people to cheer, I have never seen such a stupid guy!

Lu Xiaohua didn't bother with him, and went back to the group to chat with the girls.

At this time, the door was suddenly kicked open from the outside.

The boss stood outside the door with a dark face and stared at him: "How long are you going to stay inside?"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

He suddenly remembered that he seemed to be squatting in the toilet for a long time, a long time, a long time...

Lu Xiaohua jumped up and showed great hospitality to the boss: "Are you in a hurry to go to the bathroom? I'm done, I'll leave it to you!"

The boss picked him up and carried him back to the place where they stayed most often: on the bed!

Lu Xiaohua's spine trembled: "Speak up if you have something to say!"

The boss said: "I thought you wanted to think about it alone, but you ran to chat with a bunch of girls!"

Lu Xiaohua jumped up: "You spy on me again! You don't even let go to the toilet, it's too much!"

The boss gritted his teeth: "Who monitored you?"

Lu Xiaohua worked hard to fight for human rights: "If you don't monitor me, how will you know what I'm doing?"

The boss said, "I'm inside too."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The boss said: "This group of girls has been in the group for a long time. They pulled me into the group before, so I asked the secretary to get an account and get in."

Lu Xiaohua suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart: "Have you read the article I wrote?"

The boss denied it flatly: "How is it possible."

Lu Xiaohua decided not to talk about the plot in the group. It is estimated that the boss will not look at it carefully when he is not around, so he should be able to get away with it.

If the boss knew that he had been brutally and mercilessly killed, he would definitely kill him in reality!

Lu Xiaohua quickly changed the subject: "Will you go to see the fireworks tonight?"

The boss said, "That's fine." He grabbed Lu Xiaohua and kissed her, "It's still a long time before night, don't waste it."

Lu Xiaohua: "Damn it, your house is not wasting, it's papapa! All you have in your mind is papapa! Beast, it's a beast!"

The boss has started to take off his clothes.

Lu Xiaohua felt chilly all over his body.

The boss was very happy when the door was knocked open from the outside. Cousin Doubi happily said, "Cousin, let's watch the fireworks together tonight! I have prepared snacks!" Soda! Kongming lanterns!"

His eyes widened when he finished speaking.

The boss is okay, the clothes on his body are intact, but Lu Xiaohua is in a bad situation, his two long legs are all seen by his cousin!

slender!white!The boss's hand is on it, and it can be seen from the part that sinks into the boss's palm that they are particularly elastic!

Cousin Doubi stood there dumbfounded, nosebleeds pouring out of his nose without warning.

It's not that he plotted against Lu Xiaohua, but this scene is really exciting!

Great excitement!

Cousin Doubi, who has never had meat before, can't bear it at all!

The boss was the first to come back to his senses, and put the quilt on Lu Xiaohua's body, and quickly covered him tightly, with a murderous look in his tone: "Hurry up and get out!"

Cousin Doubi jumped up all of a sudden: "Immediately! Get out immediately! I didn't mean to!"

Cousin Doubi ran in a hurry, terrified in his heart, and soon... really rolled down the stairs.

The housekeeper exclaimed: "Master Biao!"

Cousin Doubi had a headache from the fall, lying on the ground like a dead body and pretending to be dead.

Cousin QAQ is so scary, what should I do!