The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua only agreed to a signing event, so he officially said goodbye to Xie Chenggong in the evening.

Looking at the mess of "licking, licking", "male god, my marriage", "male god, I will give you a monkey"... Lu Xiaohua closed the window expressionlessly, and dared not go home to face the boss!

What Lu Xiaohua didn't know was that the back garden was more lively than Weibo at this time.

After the live photos of Lu Xiaohua's signing event were exposed, the crowd was very excited.

I can't stand it anymore!Why does someone not only have a physique that attracts local tyrants, but also a face that attracts local tyrants!

God has no eyes!

People in the know went to Lu Xiaohua's Weibo to find photos of him meeting with the author of Tintin some time ago.

A large wave of envious and jealous people quickly followed.

At this time, a person who claimed to be Xiao Lu ran into his classmate jumped out: "Damn it, it turns out that the Great God is so close to me!"

This classmate pulled out a batch of photos from the school forum - Lu Xiaohua's award-winning promotional photos when he participated in various activities!

As soon as this person started, alumni came forward one after another, expressing that "this senior is very handsome", "this junior is very good-looking", "everywhere a good man is a good man"!

After confirming the real body of "Little Deer Crashing", someone pulled out the two programs "Cultural Forum" and "Spring and Autumn Opera", in which there was Lu Xiaohua!

Soon, the new information from the back garden was collected and distributed, and quickly spread on Weibo.

Seeing that the situation was getting worse, the administrator of the back garden quickly contacted Lu Xiaohua.

Lu Xiaohua didn't expect that someone would pick him up.

Lu Xiaohua called the boss and asked his opinion.The boss frowned, and said after a while: "It's fine if you're happy, if someone takes the opportunity to make trouble, I'll call someone to deal with it."

The boss spoke, and Lu Xiaohua felt relieved.

He didn't mind the bloody storm or anything, but he didn't want it to affect his normal life.

Ke Lao was busy at first, when he suddenly received a call from the person in charge of the program team saying that Lu Xiaohua had become popular, and he also brought the program team along with him!

Mr. Ke was a little worried when he thought of the incident of "going through the back door" caused by small upstarts last year.

The relationship between Lu Xiaohua and the boss has been made public, and Mr. Ke certainly knows that Lu Xiaohua is protected.But as soon as the boss made a move, everyone knew that there was something tricky, and instead confirmed the fact that Lu Xiaohua had gone through the back door.

Mr. Ke always saw Lu Xiaohua as his closed disciple. After he hung up the phone, he thought for a long time, dialed the number of the person in charge of the school, and said his opinion straight to the point: "Lao Li, can you help me give Lu Xiaohua make up for a direct delivery spot? Take it from me, as if I gave it to you."

Lao Li said: "Hey, Lao Ke, why did you take the initiative to tell me this kind of thing? I remember you hate this thing the most."

Ke Lao said: "What I hate is the kind of people who take up the quota to dawdle, can it be the same?"

Lao Li smiled: "Since you have already spoken, I have no choice but to tell you the truth, assuming that he left is your quota... You know, at that time, Xiaoxue was in a hurry, and we were all out of money. Only you have a relatively strict card, so I have to borrow your quota to use it."

Ke Lao: "..."

Lao Li said: "Don't be angry. Unless you don't know, the procedures are all in the formal process. There is no way to embezzle your quota. Who said that only you have a strict card, and the quota is basically not moved? I won't tell you. I'm afraid that you will lose your temper, Xiaoxue has helped us so much, we can't make mistakes if he wants to get someone into the school, right? Isn't this a mistake to find a good apprentice for you?"

Ke Lao said: "When you say it like this, you are always the one who is right. Forget it, send me the guarantee letter that was on file at that time."

Lao Li agreed.

Just as Mr. Ke was about to hang up, Lao Li over there began to say sour words: "It's been so many years, and you took the initiative to call me just once. You really care about your apprentice."

Ke Lao ignored him and just hung up.

Mr. Ke logged into his account and posted on Weibo what Lu Xiaohua discussed with himself after joining the program group, saying that this will be the content of the new book "Culture Can Play Like This" that will be synchronized with this quarter of "Cultural Forum".Mr. Ke has released similar master-student dialogues several times before, and the response has been very good, so it does not seem abrupt when he releases it at this time.

Mr. Ke made his statement, and the program team immediately released the highlights of Lu Xiaohua's program while the iron was hot, and made it a program for Lu Xiaohua; then Ding Dingnan joined in frequently, vigorously promoting the opening of the new station, and the interview with Xiaolu Randomly will be the first time!

Writing is a master, studying is a master, and the ability to work is also top-notch. It is against the sky!

The topic of "male author" quickly hit the headlines.

When Lu Xiaohua got home, he received a call from Xie Chenggong. Xie Chenggong was very excited: "Fuck, you are really my lucky star! I took this ride with you, and my new book was almost sold out as soon as it hit the shelves!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Lu Xiaohua seriously corrected: "This tone will reveal your essence."

Xie Chenggong quickly corrected: "I heard that your book sold very well, congratulations. It was a pleasant experience signing with you, and I will continue to cooperate with you next time I have the opportunity." The tone was very casual, like Enough to support the seniors of the juniors!

Lu Xiaohua: "...children can be taught."

Xie Chenggong said: "I'm going to urge the publishing house to reprint, so let's not talk!" After speaking, he hung up the phone hastily and devoted himself to the great cause of reprinting to make money.

Lu Xiaohua is not disgusted with Xie Chenggong. Originally, the purpose of writing such books is to make money. Xie Chenggong is just more active in marketing!Just don't know if the guy is really short on money or just enjoying it.

Lu Xiaohua put away his mobile phone and walked into the house. The boss was sitting there reading the newspaper without moving for ten thousand years.

Knowing that the boss was waiting for him, Lu Xiaohua stepped forward with a smile, put his arms around the boss and kissed him.The boss was very satisfied with Lu Xiaohua's behavior of "bribing" himself as soon as they met. He said: "The housekeeper asked someone to make glutinous rice balls and eat them together at night."

Lu Xiaohua nodded.

The boss said: "You really stole the limelight today."

Lu Xiaohua said: "It's not easy for me to show off, just stand next to you!"

The boss has become immune to the smoother and smoother sweet talk to Lu Xiaohua, he rubbed Lu Xiaohua's head: "Don't be glib all day long."

Lu Xiaohua's heart was actually quite complicated, and the onlookers almost turned out everything he had done in the past year.He knew exactly what kind of person he was, he was a grass firmly pressed under the stone, as long as there was a slight gap for him, he would definitely try his best to climb up.

He tried so hard to seize every opportunity, nothing more than to prove himself.

But when what he tried to achieve was really recognized by everyone, he found that he was not very excited.

Instead, what he thought of was the arrogant boss who was sitting in a position where he could see the main entrance as soon as he looked up, pretending to read a newspaper.

This guy has never been good at expressing his care and concern, and he is awkward in everything he does.He is obviously the wise and powerful "Boss Xue" in the eyes of so many people when he is doing business, but he is like a big child when he stays at home, and he can't do it without coaxing for a day.

Lu Xiaohua reached out and hugged the boss tightly: "Thank you."

The boss is not happy: "Thank you?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Thank you for your arrogant and arrogant bad temper." If he didn't have no expectations at the beginning, this relationship would not be sweeter day by day-maybe he was already discouraged at the beginning!He smiled, "Thank you for your awkward and bad character."

boss:"……"

The boss gritted his teeth: "Lu Xiaohua, your skin is itchy, right?"

Lu Xiaohua laughed, and kissed the boss on the forehead.

On the other side, the little upstart and Tiantian Shuaixing were also called home for the Lantern Festival.

Tiantian Shuaixing is good at enlivening the atmosphere, and there is no contradiction after a meal.

After the meal, the little upstart "cousin" suddenly asked: "Are you planning to build a male channel?"

The little upstart nodded, Shuai Tian woke up and said, "That's right."

The cousin said: "Why don't you tell me first, I just don't have time to take care of Shengshi. If you want, brother, just take Shengshi to play."

The little upstart was almost outraged.

Doesn't this mean "You want to be my opponent? I'm sorry I just treat this as a toy"!

Tiantian Shuaixing signaled the small upstart to be safe and calm, and replied with a smile: "What's the point of playing with the prosperous age? Cousin, you take care of it so well. It's like playing with a model. What you enjoy is assembling it. In the process, there is no point in playing other people's pretense!"

"Forget it." The cousin took a meaningful look at Tian Tian Shuai Xing, and changed the subject: "Xiao Tian, ​​haven't you come home this year? Little brother, he is pestering you and won't let you go back?"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing smiled and replied: "Yes, you also know that this guy is very clingy."

The little nouveau riche uncle couldn't stand it, and snorted: "You coaxed him to spend the New Year with you, right? This kid actually ran away after the reunion dinner. I don't know what drug you gave him."

Tian Tian Shuai Xing smiled more happily, but his tone was pretending to be distressed: "No way, he just likes me, what can you do?"

The little upstart uncle stretched out his foot and kicked him: "You bastard, give you some sunshine and you will shine!"

Tian Tianshuai woke up without arguing with him, and directly raised his glass full of wine to the little upstart uncle: "I toast you, uncle!"

This heroic way of drinking is very appetizing to the little upstart uncle. He poured the wine on the spot and drank it with Shuai Tiantian. Much more refreshing!"

The little nouveau riche was so excited by his uncle, he rolled up his sleeves on the spot and said, "Come on, let's see who falls first!"

The little nouveau riche uncle said: "Both of you drink me one, no way!" He stretched out his hand and pulled the nouveau riche into his camp, "Come on, let's drink the two of them together!"

The nouveau riche was originally not satisfied with Tian Tian Shuai Xing's gender, and he was even more dissatisfied with the little upstart going to spend the New Year with Tian Tian Shuai Xing, so he put on a cold face for them all night.Being made such a fuss by the little nouveau riche uncle, he is out of control, and when his head gets hot, he really fills up the wine and the little upstart, handsome wake up every day, and pours each other!

Tian Tianshuai sobers up very well, and at the end of the drink he is the only one left awake.After drinking so much, he can't drive anymore, so he can only help the little upstart back to his room and rest at home for a night.

Tian Tian Shuai Xing changed the clothes that smelled of alcohol on his body, brushed his teeth seriously, and then went to take care of the drunk little upstart.

When he was struggling to help the little upstart change into his nightgown, the little upstart actually opened his eyes.

Shuai Xing woke up every day and said, "Sleep well, or you will feel very bad tomorrow."

The little upstart put his arms around Tian Shuai Xing's waist, clinging to Tian Shuai Xing like a koala.

Shuai Xing bowed his head and kissed him every day.

The little upstart buried his head in Tian Tian Shuai Xing's chest: "They are my father and uncle."

Tian Tian Shuai Xing let out an "um" and didn't speak.

The little nouveau riche said: "Now I have borrowed their foundation as capital, and I will pay them back one day. I have hands and feet, and I don't need to fight for anything from them. They love to give away the family business they earned by themselves. Who will give it to whom." Although he had just drank a lot of wine, the little upstart's head was clearer than ever, he hugged Shuai Tiantian tightly and cried, "I was really happy when I was drinking with my father just now, I It's been a long time since I sat down and spoke to him."

Shuai Xing said every day, "We can come back often."

Probably due to the effect of alcohol, the little upstart nodded obediently, looking more obedient than a sheep.

Tian Tian Shuai Xing swept his head buried deep in his arms: "Go to sleep."

The little upstart's breathing quickly became steady and long.

Tian Shuai Xing stared at the little upstart's hair for a while, and felt a little sleepy, and slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Both of them woke up early the next day, and they had already finished their breakfast before the others woke up.Tiantian Shuaixing asked his helper to speak, and drove to the headquarters of Tintin Male Channel, which had just been cleaned up, with the little upstart.

The "separation" of the male channel and the female channel will inevitably be somewhat inconvenient. Tian Tianshuaixing shoulders the responsibility of communicating with the female channel, and has to hold teleconferences as soon as he goes to work.

The small nouveau riche was even busier. He had to further refine the publicity plan of the university, and ran back and forth to the film and television company several times. He didn't have time to wake up with Shuai Tiantian until noon.

Tian Tian Shuai Xing reported the situation of Lu Xiaohua to the little upstart, and criticized bitterly: "Brother Lu is really popular now, this is a world of face!"

The little nouveau riche said: "Brother Lu has written quite well in the last few articles. He is so popular that he deserves the name, but his face is really a plus!" He seemed to have thought of something, took out his mobile phone, clicked on Weibo, and called Tiantianshuaixing together Look, "Do you remember the guy who sold your phone? It's the phone I gave away in a lottery and it was broken last time! The guy who sold your phone is very narcissistic, saying that he is the most handsome in the world every day, The name is also very shameless, it’s called Tian Tian Shuai Xing! I think he must not be handsome, maybe he is ugly,” he sighed, “You said how he felt when he saw Brother Lu’s photo when I went to interview him ?”

Shuai Xing every day: "..."

The little upstart said: "Speaking of which, he is still our matchmaker. If you hadn't bought the mobile phone from him, I would definitely not have come to pick on you." Let's find a time to treat him to a meal!"

Shuai Xing every day: "..."

The little upstart said: "I bet he is not handsome! Do you want to bet?"

Shuai Xing wakes up every day: "...no way."

The little upstart said, "You seem weird."

Tian Shuai woke up and said, "My name is Tian Shuai..."

The little upstart immediately clarified: "I didn't mean to criticize Sang Huai!"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing said: "So when I started my screen name, I chose something similar to my own name..."

The little upstart has a premonition that something is not going well.

Tian Shuai Xing coughed lightly, and said, "Tian Shuai Tian Shuai, Tian Shuai Xing..."

The little upstart was angry: "... bastard!!!!!! You lied to me for so long!!!!"

The author has something to say:

The memory fragments that flashed in his mind made Ri Geng-kun feel the malice of the world.

How many people has he loved?How many people has he forgotten?If he got all his memories back, did he love them both at the same time?

Mr. Ri Geng snatched the gun into his hand and threw it on the ground viciously.

He laughed bitterly: "Ha, how long are you going to fool me..."

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