The Melancholy of Miss Port Mafia

"Hello, have you ever seen such a cat? It is white with long hair, blue eyes and pink claws. It is very big. Although it looks like a Siberian forest cat, it is indeed a native breed."

The black-haired young man with neat buns would call his neighbors to ask him whenever he saw a neighbor passing by outside the fence. He was very worried that the cat that came to the house by itself to eat porcelain and food suddenly disappeared a year ago.

Spring is a season full of troubles for people who have cats. If you are not careful, the uncle at home will rush to the distance under the temptation of freedom and love.Even the guests who came here for nothing, at any rate, have been with each other sincerely for so long, and suddenly there is no news, which is somewhat regrettable.

The middle-aged man who stopped was smelling of disinfectant. He carefully looked at the photo handed over by the young man, and slowly shook his head: "Sorry, I probably haven't seen it before."

It was a very distinctive white cat, a big guy that exceeded the specification, with dense and clean long hair... Wearing a pair of interesting round sunglasses.With a handsome appearance, even if he is wandering, he doesn't have to worry about feeding himself. Instead of getting lost, it's better to worry about whether he is secretly taken away by someone with a heart.

"I really don't have any impression. When I go back and ask the youngest daughter at home, maybe she will pass on a message for you." The middle-aged man handed the photo back to the young man, but the latter refused: "Please, please."

"Ah?" The man was stunned for a moment, and immediately laughed happily: "The daughter I said is my cat. It is rumored that there is a way for cats to communicate with each other. It is just a rumor, and it has not been verified."

The young man immediately realized that the other party made a harmless joke on him. He was not angry, but just smiled with a good temper: "Wu hasn't been neutered yet. Every time I take him to the pet hospital, I have to make a big fuss. As long as I see a needle He will stretch out his claws and attack indiscriminately."

"Goodbye!" The neighbor simply ended the topic and walked away.The ball head stayed where it was, and only rolled its eyes and looked up at the sky when the person left.

Where did that guy go?

Mr. Sen hurried back to his home, asked each room one by one, and finally found his cat by the fish pond in the garden.The cat, which was as black as a black hole, despised the Twolegs with a look of "Are you stupid?" After being found, it yawned gracefully, stepped on the meat pad and stretched again: "Meow."

"Honey, have any rogues from outside harassed you recently? If so, please tell Dad, okay? Those stray cats are all irresponsible bastards, and they plan to occupy you without even giving you a small dried fish Cheap. Just imagine how scary it would be to have a bunch of kittens meowing and making you unable to do anything!"

He followed the black cat step by step from the garden to the cat climbing frame. The cat jumped up the Babel pillar in twos and twos, retracting its paws and closing its eyes to rest.

You are so annoying.

She couldn't express herself clearly.

Mr. Sen talked all the way, but he couldn't touch even a cat hair, so he sighed: "Honey, I'll cook for you, don't sneak out until the end of spring, okay? I will take you there sometime Maoca made some new friends."

"Meow." The black cat closed its eyes and flicked its tail, which meant to urge him to retreat quickly.

The Two-legged beast didn't get any other response, and walked away angrily.

"Meow~ow~" The delicate and soft vibrato came from the window, and outside the window of this game room dedicated to cats was squatting like a big white cat that Mr. Xia You couldn't find in the whole community.He had almost his entire face against the glass, and even his beard was struggling to find a gap to get in.

The black cat squatting on the top of the Babel jumped off the throne when he heard the sound, and jumped onto the windowsill to carefully look at the strange visitor through the window.

"Ha!" She exploded her short hair, showing sharp canine teeth at the other party: "Woo..."

The white cat made a gesture that seemed to shrink back, and the frequency of paws pawing at the glass became faster: "Meow~"

The homeless who trespasses in other people's territory cannot be scared away, and the clever black cat also knows that he cannot enter his room.She changed several threatening postures in a row, and finally walked away with her tail raised and her back turned to him.

You idiot, glass is transparent, but if you can’t see it, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist?

"Woo..." Seeing that the beautiful lady with smooth fur didn't give him half a look, the white cat lowered its fluffy head and tail, jumped off the window sill and wandered aimlessly in the streets and alleys.The sun has already set, and the kung fu street lamps for watching beauties on the window sill are turned on one after another, and a cat can have several shadows stretching in different directions.

He walked along the road at random, and the lizards, frogs, and wild mice that came out to look for food at night in spring were not spared, and all of them were poisoned.Including other stray cats who accidentally bumped into him, and were knocked to the ground by a paw before even starting the customary scolding battle, and fled far away crying.

The lonely cat sat under the street lamp and licked its paws, wondering why she didn't play with me?impossible!Am I not the cutest kitty in the world?

"Ah! I finally found it, you bastard, where did you get yourself so dirty all day?" The familiar voice came along with the rising altitude, and the cat flicked its ears, but there was no response.

I heard it, but I didn't want to hear it.

Xia Youjie struggled to pick up the solid gas tank, and stretched his arms up and down: "Are you hungry?"

After speaking, he carried the cat on his shoulders, like a white plush scarf.

"Meow..." The white cat replied feebly, it seems that the blow just now was a bit big.

Carrying the heavyweight player back to his yard, Xia Youjie held the cat under the fluorescent lamp to look at it again, and said helplessly, "Take a bath, don't you look at your own color? The tail is almost turning black It's gone."

Normally, this cat would take off on the spot and wait for an opportunity to escape whenever it heard the word "bath", but this time it didn't move at all, and it "meowed" as firmly as Mount Tai, which sounded a bit generous.

"You agree? All right... don't open the refrigerator to secretly eat the sweets in it!" He carried the cat into the kitchen, and the single-hole sink was just big enough for the whole cat to soak in it like a bathtub.

Blocking the water outlet, spreading a non-slip towel, and filling half of it with warm water, he put the white cat down.

Since taking in this long-haired cat who didn't know where it came from, all countertops in Xia Youjie's house have been kept as tidy and clean as a hotel, and he didn't even dare to put the bottle outside for a drink of Coke.This guy has great strength and can jump high. No matter where you put the bottles and cans, he can find them one by one and push them down one by one.

Xia Youjie is neither blind nor deaf, so of course he catches the current easily.However, even if this guy is found to have done such evil things, he will not bow his head and admit his mistakes. His most common method is to stare at the shovel with those watery blue eyes, and then turn back and forth in a sweet and greasy way. "Meow" sounded.

What else could be done, Twolegs could only silently lock all movable protrusions into the cabinet.

"You changed your sex today? You are so cooperative in the shower... You must have done something that I can't forgive!"

An ominous premonition suddenly emerged from the bottom of his heart, Xia Youjie grabbed the cat's head and stared at him: "Have you bitten something bad again? The CD I hid in the bedroom? The PAID in the drawer? Tore the toilet paper? Beat the little pig next door to death?"

"Meow." The cat let out a short cry impatiently, pulled its head out of his hand, turned around and pointed its butt at the shit-shoveling officer who didn't understand cat's mood at all.

Are you sick?Xia Youjie was a little worried, so he rushed to wash off the bubbles of the bath liquid on his body, put on the special care agent for long-haired cats, dried it, and aired it. The white cat behaved like a fake cat throughout the whole process.

Xia Youjie couldn't sit still anymore, so he found a super-large air box to stuff the cat in, and put the cat's tail in it, then picked it up and went straight to the familiar pet hospital.

Cats outside in this season are much more active and interact and communicate more than in winter.Wu Wu, a breed cat with extraordinary pedigree, is no stronger than the stray cats that have survived natural selection outside. If he is infected with some terrible disease, he will really suffer.

The doctor was about to get off work, and when he saw Xia Youjie's recognizable ball head from a distance, he couldn't help but startled, and turned around like an enemy and called for two or three helpers to come out: "Mr. Xia You brought Wu again, Everyone be careful!"

While talking, Xia Youjie had already entered the gate of the pet hospital. Hearing what the doctor said, he couldn't help but smile wryly: "Stop making fun of me."

As he spoke, he put the flight case on the table and opened the door.The big white cat lay listlessly inside, and no one wanted to talk to it.

"Last night when I got home from get off work, I found that I opened the window and ran out. I searched for it all day and found it tonight. I didn't see any trauma after taking a shower, but my spirit was not very good, and I didn't have a particularly positive desire to eat. Is it sick? gone?"

The young man poked the cat's butt worriedly, and the white cat wagged its tail perfunctorily, completely lacking the vigor of beating doctors and nurses before.

"That's it, I'll take a look first." The doctor put on thickened gloves, lay down on the table and said cautiously to the uncle cat in the air box, "Wu-chan?"

"Woo..." The white cat made a threatening voice, and the doctor subconsciously stepped back a few steps and raised his arms to cover his face.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Are you serious?

"Why don't you try opening a can or cat strips?" The young man couldn't help but sympathize with the poor doctor, and immediately sent the cut cat strips to the door of the flight box: "There are delicious food here ~ Wu sauce You are a good boy, come out quickly!"

The white cat, which could bump people into a stagger, didn't even bother to care about the cat stick, so it changed its position and kicked the Twolegs with its hind legs in an attempt to touch itself.

The new little nurse clutched her wrist that was kicked red and was tearing up. Is there really a cat inside?

Five or six people circled around the flight box and spent half an hour but failed to invite Mr. Cat out.Just when Xia Youjie couldn't help but want to pour this guy out of the flight box, the door of the pet hospital was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and the middle-aged man rushed into the consulting room crying and rushed in front of the doctor: "Excuse me Take a look at my daughter, is she okay!"

He was also carrying a pink and tender flight case. The doctor looked down, and there were two purple dots shining in an abyss-like mist.In the other huge flight box, the long-haired white cat stopped wagging its tail, and turned its ears to the direction of the noise.

"Don't worry, let me tell you what happened to the cat first." As long as he is not facing Wu sauce, the doctor will always remain calm.Mr. Mori calmed down a bit: "I cooked fish and egg yolks for Xiao Yuki at night, and our dinner was very pleasant."

"Fish and egg yolk are very good for cats. You did the right thing." The doctor kindly comforted the anxious "parents", and Mr. Sen sobbed and changed his voice: "But I don't know which neighbor is so careless about hygiene. A cockroach!"

He screamed, "A cockroach the size of a thumb! Stomped in while I was closing the window, cockroach!"

He couldn't help emphasizing what happened again and again, and the doctors and nurses followed with regretful expressions—kittens are always curious about flying and moving things, and it does happen occasionally.Eating a small bug, small mouse, small bird... is nothing to a cat, but the owner will suffer from various physical discomforts.

"Should we take a blood test to see if the cat will be poisoned by mistaken ingestion?"

The community will regularly do some work of deworming and rodent removal. In this situation, it is difficult to ensure the safety of external food sources, and many cats have lost their lives because of this.

It's a tough cat.

Xia Youjie pulled the flight case to make room for the new patient. The sudden weight made him feel uncomfortable. Looking down, the white cat ran out at some point and sat on the doctor's computer keyboard... Posture is really a rare rule.

On the other hand, Mr. Mori denied the doctor's guess: "No, no, our little Yuki is a delicate little princess. She is very smart and won't eat food from unknown sources. I mean, she shot the cockroach to death and threw it out. , Will there be any adverse effects? Will I get sick? I will definitely! There are so many bacteria on the cockroach!"

"Do you have to disinfect Yuki's whole body?" Mr. Mori, whose job was a mystery, seemed to be about to pass out.

Doctor: "...ah,"

He thought for a while, and finally recovered his voice: "It's just to slap the cockroach to death, it's nothing, just take a shower."

"Then I will trouble you." Mr. Mori opened the air box, and the shiny black cat came out with graceful catwalks, raised his eyes and looked up and down at the two-legged beast in a white coat in front of him.Although the name is "Yuki", it is a black cat.The doctor couldn't help but touched the back of the cat's head: "So cute, Yuki, so beautiful."

She was really beautiful, with well-proportioned lines and slender limbs, and her purple eyes were shining brightly. The look of looking at people made the doctor wonder whether there was a human soul living in this cat.

"Then..." The little nurse who was kicked by the white cat just now also came up to touch the cat's ear. The black cat tilted its head, not very happy but did not move its paw.The little nurse was overjoyed: "She let me touch it! She let me touch it!"

"You'd better not touch it for too long, it's scary for Yuki to be angry." Mr. Mori stood and talked to the doctor: "You can bathe the cat here, right? I'll leave it to you, I'll go next door to see if there is any What new cat toys and treats."

doctor:"……"

This is a pet hospital, not a pet grooming parlour!And there is another "patient" in front of him who is being diagnosed?But Mr. Sen has already run away, and it seems that the cockroach has a great influence on him.

"Okay," he looked at the little nurse who was still happy: "Go to the back and make preparations, take our little friend Yuki to take a hot bath, and cure her father's problems."

The black cat made a sound that sounded like a sneer, and from the corner of the eye, it suddenly noticed a white lump of something unknown behind it.She suddenly jumped up on the spot, frightened the white cat who was following behind sniffing, and jumped up.

"Enlightenment!" Xia Youjie didn't expect the two cats to react so strongly, he was afraid that the white cat would beat up the little black cat in other people's house - the little pig next door was almost torn apart by this guy several times Eating it is enough to prove his high force value.

The next second the young man closed his mouth, with an indescribable strange smile on his face, and even the nervous doctor giggled twice.

After the two cats landed on the ground, the black cat exploded in one breath, and the white cat rolled over on the spot, revealing its snow-white belly, and twisted and twisted at each other, just like a licking cat.

"Woo...ha!" The black cat had never seen such a hooligan before, and it raised its claws and threw a bang bang punch, even though it didn't show its claws, it knocked the white cat's head buzzing.The doctor hurried forward to stop him: "Okay, okay, it's okay, let's go take a shower, and ignore this bad guy."

"Wow meow..."

Until being picked up, the black cat was still yelling at the white cat, Xia Youjie sighed and picked up the cat's ears: "What are you doing?"

Seeing the beauty being taken away by the Two-legged Beast, he shook off the shit-shoveling officer's hand, stretched his head and looked through the door: "Meow?"

what's over there

Xia Youjie stood in front of him with his hand, and the white cat quickly moved its head up and down, left and right, and finally jumped over his palm impatiently, landed with a "boom" and ran towards the black cat in small steps disappearing place.

"I really forget my friends when I see sex." Xia Youjie glared at the cat's butt angrily, and followed him to keep him from getting into trouble.

Passing through the door frame hung with a white curtain, the black cat stood obediently in the sink and let the staff help to bathe the rubbing pad. The nurses liked it so much that they wished they could bring her in a pink sack and take her away.

"She's so cute. Although she always looks at me like a fool, she's really cute!"

The little nurse's cheeks were suspiciously red, and Xia Youjie noticed that the white cat under his feet "meowed", as if responding to her words.

what happened!Do cats also say M?

The white cat first watched from a distance, then slowly moved forward, and finally couldn't help it, and flew from the ground to the table with a vertical leap.The drooping tail flicked slightly, showing that he was in a great mood.The black cat squatted on the non-slip mat, and before she lost her temper with the hooligan who was peeking at her bath, the staff stepped forward to take the white cat away with the mentality of being beaten: "Mr. Xia You, your cat. I'm sorry for the delay." Your time, but you still have to pay attention to the isolation between cats and cats. Shall we arrange another doctor to serve you?"

After all, this is a pet hospital, and the cat may have a virus that is not good for cats.Only guests who are confirmed to be safe can play and play, like white cats... it is best to keep a certain distance.

"I'm sorry, I'll take him out right now." Xia Youjie reached out to take the white cat from the staff, but unexpectedly, the guy stepped on the other's head and turned over, and borrowed it on the back of the staff's neck. With a leap of strength, he "flyed" back to lie down next to the pool where the black cat bathed.

"Ha!" Yuki yelled at the big white cat, and the other party squeezed out a series of clip sounds from his throat to please, and the doctor who followed up to see the situation shook his head: "It seems that Wu-chan's sterilization has to be arranged, so let's do it today."

Xia Youjie deeply thinks that it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day, and he has come all the time, and he always feels that his trip is in vain if he does not do something.

So the two "conspired", and several staff members carefully approached the white cat who was intoxicated in the scolding from behind with cat bags, and covered him by surprise...

"Meow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Meow ha!" When the big white cat was covered by someone, he couldn't believe that Twolegs could be so bold, and it seemed that he was beaten too little!He flashed his paws twice, tore open the cat bag and jumped out of the encirclement. He ran all the way at high speed, knocking down all the things in the way, and finally jumped to the top of the cabinet two or three times, condescendingly swooping down on the most expensive equipment and go.

The black cat squatting in the pond pricked up its ears and looked east and west.

"Or, let's forget it." The doctor's expression was dull. The last time Wu Jiang came to get the vaccine, he had already gone through this process. He was still too young and naive. Cat a lesson.

Hehe, the clown was actually myself.

Xia Youjie: "...Well, forget it."

I have never seen such a fierce cat before. Is this really my cat?Did he have a grudge against me and deliberately came to seek revenge on me?

"It doesn't matter, I can ask Mr. Mori if he would like to sterilize Xiao Yuki. She is also more than eight months old, and it is the right time."

The doctor turned his attention to the black cat lying comfortably and enjoying blowing.

"Wu is a month younger than Xiao Yuki, and he is so big. I really don't know what he ate before he came to my house." The young man complained genuinely, and he was really envious of raising a good cat. Mr. Mori of the cat.

Some people are just lucky, there is really no way.

"Eh? Sterilization? Little Yuki?" Mr. Mori, who came back with a bunch of cat toys, cat snacks, and cat skirts, almost shook his head: "No, Little Yuki doesn't react well to all drugs, I'm afraid anesthetics It won’t work if you use it in excess, so it won’t work.”

"But..." The doctor was very embarrassed and moved his eyes to the white cat that was always squatting half a meter away from the black cat: "Mr. Xia You's Wu sauce seems to be very interested in Yuki."

"If you have no objection, and there is still a place to give away kittens, then just pretend I didn't say anything..."

Before he finished speaking, Mr. Mori picked up the cat and fled with the shopping bag, even forgetting to pay the bill.

"It seems that Mr. Mori is very opposed to this marriage."

The doctor looked down at the white cat with schadenfreude gloating: "Wu-chan, Xiao Yuki doesn't like you, and her father doesn't like you either."

The white cat licked its paws, leaped into the air and gave the twolegs a paw that could not speak: "Meow!"

"Wow! Don't smash my infusion pump!" The pet hospital fell into chaos, and everyone re-acquainted with the fighting power of this big white cat named Wujiang.