The Melancholy of Miss Port Mafia

"I said... how on earth are you willing to go back to school? If it weren't for the curse outbreak during this period of time, adult conjurers who are above level one are so busy that Noctua Moth can't make a move, and your confinement will probably last until this time next year."

Not only did he have to rack his brains every day to come up with different reasons for his friend to ask for leave, but he also had to complete the two-person exorcism task for him. Only half of the summer passed, Xia Youjie felt in a daze that he had spent half his life in the magic world.

When Gojo Satoru called him outside the pastry shop, he was wrapped in black air, and he was about to turn black.

The white-haired boy thoughtlessly stepped forward and patted his friend on the shoulder: "Oh, anyway, Jie, you also need to collect spell spirits. I will catch a few more special grades in the future and return them to you, okay?"

If it wasn't for Mori Yuki's reminder, he didn't actually want to take this guy with him.

"What's the matter..." Xia Youjie's eyes almost closed, maybe they never opened?He pinched his knuckles one by one sullenly: "If you don't have a valid reason, go to hell early."

At the sister school exchange meeting, this guy offended all the seniors of the two schools at the same time with his stinking mouth, and he also got a "scumbag" low comment for no reason, and he didn't know what to say!After the exchange meeting, this guy went back to his hometown, and within a few days after returning to school, he skipped classes and desperately looked for opportunities to run to Yokohama.

At first, he just nodded and agreed to cover up for him for a while, and then "cleared" a few small tasks, but he didn't expect that the number of curse outbreaks this year was completely different from the past. exhausted.If he gets a cheap five-trick relapse and opens his mouth to show off anything about his girlfriend, just wring this thing's neck.

"...About Yuki's mother, her father passed away a few days ago, and she asked me to transfer her mother to this address." Gojo Satoru's tone was a little heavy, which not only saved his life, but also Saved the precarious friendship with Xia Youjie: "Aren't you two former neighbors? Why can't you find a way to bring her back to consciousness?"

Mr. Sen finally passed away?

Xia Youjie paused, not feeling strange at all, but instead had a feeling of "it should be like this, and it's finally back on track".He raised his head and recalled the past: "Ah... it seems to have something to do with her father? I don't know much about the specific situation. When Yuki first came to the island country from Germany, her mother was like this. She was so confused that she would turn all her black hair purple. The man with the eyes recognized her father."

"Besides, she seems to have forgotten that she gave birth to a daughter, and she always mistook me for her child at that time."

He suddenly realized something: "They were brought to the island country from Germany by other men, but Mr. Mori never showed up. Yuki was only in the third grade of elementary school when she was 11..."

The two young people are not stupid, and they can think of many reasonable and logical possibilities before and after the contact.

You look at me and I look at you, big eyes and small eyes.

"...Or, let her keep the current state." Gojo Satoru scratched his hair and cursed in a low voice.Maybe he doesn't pay much attention to the context of what he calls himself and certain words, but he rarely utters swear words, which is a rare emotional outburst.

Originally, he felt a little uncomfortable about Yuki's act of killing relatives, but now he just wants to applaud.

Ever since he was born, Gojo Satoru's parents have been hidden by the Gojo family—there are so many things conjurers can do with their blood, and the family elders dare not make fun of the precious six eyes.It can be said that he was able to spend his most fragile childhood under the protection of the whole family of Gojo family, nestling in the depths of the family like a lady until the spell appeared.

The more people lack something, the more they will yearn for it. He really cares about the concept of "parents". He is equivalent to having no parents, so he has a natural affection for the parents of those close to him.

Xia Youjie also scratched his hair: "Okay, since it's Ji's request...if only I could catch a flying magic spirit instead."

He complained, then turned and knocked on the door of the pastry shop.

In the past few days, the intelligence liaison officers have been re-examined by the new leader, and the cake shop is closed.Seeing these two young people running from the window, the clerk had to open the door if he didn't want to: "Is there anything I can do to help you two?"

"..."

Strictly following Mori Yuki's request of "don't worry about those clerks, and don't let them know your whereabouts", Gojo Satoru quickly shot this unlucky guy unconscious.It was the first time he did this kind of thing, he looked around like a layman, for fear of being seen by the neighbors around him.

"Don't move around! The bigger the movement, the easier it is to attract attention"

Inexplicably, Xia Youjie, who was tricked into boarding a pirate ship and became a "kidnapper", was much more proficient than him. The young man pushed the fainted clerk in, and then grabbed Bai Mao who was still spinning around and rushed into the pastry shop. Close the door: "You are here looking at other people, I will go up and trick Mrs. Alice down."

"...Cheat?" Gojo Satoru couldn't help complaining, "I didn't expect that one day we would embark on the criminal path of deceiving women."

"Shut up, you, who is it because of?"

Xia Youjie just wanted to give him a punch: "Don't forget that you owe me N super curse spirits, and I don't know how many meals!"

"All right, all right, finish this ticket first, and I'll invite you to Yokohama to eat later. It's pretty good there, the streets are full of people, and there are no magic spirits." There are not many left-behind people in the pastry shop, Wujo Wu It's easy to find them all, you knock them out one by one, then transport them into the kitchen and lock them up: "Here is a cake that was just finished, can I eat it?"

No one answered, Xia Youjie went up to the second floor to look for Big Alice.When he coaxed the woman who seemed to be the same as a few years ago to go down the stairs, Gojo Gojo, who was eating a cheese stick, was dumbfounded: "..."

"This! Doesn't it mean that Caucasians age very quickly? It's exactly the same~"

He eagerly stepped forward holding the cheese stick, like a cat brought back to his hometown by the owner for the festival: "Mother, hehe!"

"Pervert, stay away from me!"

Xia Youjie almost spat on his face.

Big Alice didn't know what the two teenagers were doing, she only reacted to the person with black hair and purple eyes, no matter how good-looking Gojo Satoru was, in her eyes, he was no different from the overturned table, chairs and benches beside him.

The blond woman with blue eyes and slim figure had nothing in her eyes, and lightly glanced at the white-haired boy who landed on the black-haired boy next to her: "Rin Taro, are you going to move again? It doesn't matter, I will go wherever you go."

"..."

Gojo Satoru put away his spoofing movements and lowered his face.

It's not that he has any opinion on Big Alice, but he really thinks that if one day Mori Yuki may become like this... Although she is very cute and can satisfy the dirty youthful fantasies of young people, he still doesn't want it.

It's so sad to have a complete mental breakdown and lose yourself, and you can only live in an imaginary world, living by hallucinations and breathing!And the man who caused all this is also extremely contemptible.

"Hey... let's go, you open an account, don't let the people nearby see it."

Xia Youjie said sorry to Mori Yuki and Big Alice from the bottom of his heart, and shortly picked up the blond woman.She leaned against the stranger's arms without any resistance, thinking that this was the lover who would never wait.

Wujo Wu set up an account, and while there was no one around, together with his friend Xia Youjie sneakily stole Big Alice out of "Alice's Cake House".

It goes without saying how many jokes the two of them made along the way, if it wasn't for the special nature of the conjurer, if it wasn't for the life-saving skill of "tent", they would have been invited in by the police for tea.

All the way from Biincho City to the address given by Yuki Mori, he looked up and saw that it was an orphanage with a European style.Mori Yuki was standing outside the gate of the orphanage in a long black coat, talking with a black-haired youth in a sand-colored windbreaker.

The man's bare wrists and neck were covered with bandages, making one wonder how many scars there were underneath.

"The price of bandages has been increasing recently. If this continues, there will be no money for drinking!" Gojo Satoru was very upset by the sticky moaning voice of the young man, mainly because he was so humming around Mori Yuki, quite It looks a bit like a black cat begging for pets.

Mori Yuki didn't look back, and replied coldly: "You will have everything if you don't drink a few times. As for the wine money, have you ever paid the bill?"

"Occasionally, I will pay the bill!"

The young man stretched out his hand to the girl coquettishly, and a white hair almost flashed in front of him: "Don't touch other people's girlfriends, okay?"

"Oh? It turned out to be a child, a young child, a very dangerous hobby, Yuki-chan~" He waved his hand and floated past the person, turned without warning, and then "snapped" lying behind Mori Yuki with his hands Pressing his chin on the top of her head: "Can he really take good care of you, Miss? You know, she was dumped at the beginning just because she didn't want to go to buy buttered potatoes. You don't have a good temper at first sight, Probably can't even write the words 'people's hearts are sinister'."

The pointed insinuations and threats intimidated a lot of people, and then Osamu Dazai raised his eyes to face up to the white-haired boy who was about as tall as himself in front of him: "You mean it? Patriarch Gojo."

Gojo Satoru lowered his sunglasses: "What, it's just a defeated dog howling. It's strange that a man who doesn't even want to buy butter potatoes for his girlfriend isn't dumped."

Immediately afterwards, he turned to Mori Yuki and said, "Have you been waiting for a long time? I brought you amber candy~"

Having fully learned his lesson, he decided to wait for her to lose sight before inquiring about this guy, listening while doing so!

oh?This guy behaved differently than he did at the sister school exchange meeting, so he deliberately angered the seniors, just wanting to watch them get angry for fun!

Xia Youjie put down Big Alice, and the two watched the fun with relish.

"Rin Taro, have we arrived at our new home?" Big Alice was like an innocent child who didn't notice the danger factor brewing in the air, and no one except Mori Yuki could understand what she said.

"Yes, this will be your new home from now on." She answered Big Alice's question in German first, and then looked at Gojo Satoru: "It's okay, we just arrived too. Give me the candy, wait for a while."

Shaking off Osamu Dazai who was sticking to her body, she took the initiative to touch the boy's side face on tiptoe to respond to him, and then turned her head to glance at the minivan parked not far away and said to the black-haired boy, "Either drive or open the door. , you choose the same."

"Is it so ruthless? Anyway, we are also accomplices and accomplices. You have to throw her away before you run out. What a cold woman." Osamu Dazai frivolously walked around her in the pocket of his windbreaker , Lightly walked to the gate of the orphanage like a butterfly and took out a wire from his pocket: "If you let me drive, I'm afraid it will be difficult to guarantee the integrity of the goods. After all, I am a person who can easily change my mind."

"People usually refer to this kind of behavior as 'capricious', if you don't want to be hit by me, move your legs and move around." She jumped into the driver's seat of the truck, and drove the car in as soon as the door opened: "Close the door , take that little milk cat, and get out."

The so-called "little milk cat" is a young man with supernatural powers who was hidden by the former director of the orphanage. When Zenyuan Shier chased him here and killed Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, he was sitting on the electric chair crying, with an unlucky expression on his face. Mutually.The orphans who survived the abuse are usually adopted by the organization, and they will always be more loyal than the members who joined halfway in the future.However, Mr. Chanyuan did not want the population density of his family to increase again. No matter temporarily or for a long time, it happened that Yuki Mori needed Dazai Osamu's help, so he simply gave the child to him as a favor.

"It's disgusting to ask someone to do things for you, and also to take care of your children~" He really held his face in his hands like a young woman, but the wind blowing dust from his face was blown by the passing truck.

Mori Yuki kept driving the truck to the innermost part of the orphanage with a blank expression. The good-looking and younger children have been shunted to other more promising orphanages. Dean" has a headache.

She pushed open the cab door and jumped down, and opened the compartment behind the truck, and the few people left outside walked in.

"Xia You, please send my mother in first, and don't let her approach the treatment room."

If you don't get her away first, there will be big trouble later.

Xia Youjie, who ate a big melon, smiled and nodded: "Okay, if you need my help with other things, just call and say."

There was an ordinary stretcher in the truck compartment, Gojo Satoru went around and took a look: "..."

The black-haired middle-aged man closed his eyes and his face was blue and gray. It was Mori Ogai who had "died" for several days.

"Come on, Dazai, it's time to show your value. You can't let Mr. Mori support you for nothing, right?" Yuki Mori kicked Dazai Osamu on the heel, and was immediately pulled to his side by Wujoo : "This kind of thing can be left to me!"

Regardless of destroying the corpse or destroying the evidence, it is guaranteed to turn Mr. Sen's resentful curse into ashes.

No lower limit once again covered two people, and Osamu Dazai reached out and only touched a cloud of air: "..."

Next time, send a box of vinegar to this guy's school to scold him. This is too disrespectful to seniors.

"Hmph, I don't know if Mr. Mori will agree to hire a son-in-law who is heartless. This guy will lower the average IQ line of our family! The so-called 'wise men don't fall in love', Yuki-chan, don't cry in the future."

Seeing that the previous script had no effect, he decisively changed to a new character design, and quickly got complaints about the new version.

"So is that how you get the number of 'girlfriends' who can line up from the entrance of PortMafia to the entrance of the Armed Detective Agency?" Yuki Mori folded his arms and leaned back on Gojo Satoru: "Do things quickly, or send the list To your current boss."

"Hey!" The young man covered his chest with one hand and covered his face with the other exaggeratedly, and swayed three or four times on the spot and fell on the back door of the truck: "Impossible!"

"Yuki-chan! Who did you learn from?!"

"You can play for a while and go back home directly. I have paid commission fees, what will happen to those who make me lose money, have you forgotten in just a few years?"

She raised her wrist to check the time on her phone, showing her impatience to the fullest.

"Mr. Mori! Open your eyes and take a look! Yuki was abducted by wild boys outside!" He jumped into the car while pretending to cry, slapped Mr. Mori on the head and face, and dragged him down Carried to the treatment room for first aid.

The effect of the supernatural power disappeared, and Mori Ogai, who was only half breathed, was poured cold water by his own daughter and put on a medicine bottle for infusion, so the supernatural power user had strong physical fitness, otherwise he would have been cold early.

That's why Mori Yuki had to let [Alice] return to her supernatural power before the [Cup] took effect, which was a means of prolonging life anyway.

The white-haired young man who had been standing behind her and watched her busy had a small arc of mouth and widened his eyebrows.Mr. Mori is sorry for his daughter, but Mori Yuki has no one to let this resentment occupy her mind and continue to ferment—she gently strokes the suffering that life puts on her body as dust, and calmly walks towards tomorrow.

She will definitely not be the next Mrs. Mori. If she meets a lover like Mr. Mori, Yuki Mori must reward him with an RPG, so that he can talk to ghosts and gods even if he goes to hell.

Such an outstanding girl is mine!

The young man was so flattered from head to toe, he wanted to show off like a kitten catching a big mouse... Ah!No, no, don't let so many people see such a good Yuki, so as not to increase your love rivals in vain.

Osamu Dazai said that he didn't want to see Mori Ogai still alive, so he went to the backyard to pick up Bai De's "little milk cat" and went back to the Armed Detective Agency.Mori Yuki waited for a while until Mr. Mori opened his eyes before calmly telling him: "Tomorrow morning is your funeral, I invited a group of eminent monks from Tokyo to chant scriptures day and night for you, as decent as you can be. "

Mori Ogai reacted with confused eyes for a few minutes before completing the boot operation: "Honey?"

"From now on, you can retire with peace of mind and stay with Miss Vergent. Only she will not give up on you at this point. If it is not for her, tomorrow's funeral will really be your funeral."

The toxin in the [cup] destroyed Mori Ogai's health, and he could only stay weak indoors reading books, drinking tea and basking in the sun throughout his life.For Big Alice, the lover who can never wait can never leave her side again.

"This is really, the most terrible punishment." Sen Ou coughed and laughed, his eyes passed over the white-haired boy standing behind his daughter: "This is...?"

"My current boyfriend," Mori Yuki briefly introduced, Gojo Satoru was very dissatisfied: "What is a current boyfriend? Will it be okay in the future! There is no one else!"

"Be good, wait until you are an adult before discussing the topic of 'later', statements made by minors will not be accepted. I will give you a chance to regret it."

The atmosphere always becomes strange because a cat enters in disorder. She coughed, patted the back of her hand several times in the void behind her to calm him down, then continued to look at Mori Ogai and said, "Tomorrow your close friends and friends will Come to the funeral, is there anything that needs special attention?"

"...Although, dear, there is no such thing as letting the dead design their own funeral in this world."

The general situation is over, and Mr. Mori is not someone who can't afford to lose. He quickly retreated: "You are the new leader of PortMafia, and it is up to you to decide what the organization should do."

"But don't forget, my little princess, the leader is the slave of the organization, and he is willing to commit himself to all kinds of filth, even the most inhumane thing."

"Shut your mouth and retire."

Mori Yuki tore up cheap father's face very aggressively: "Why should I wrong myself to do something I don't want to do? Is there no place in the world that can support me except PortMafia?"

"If you can think about it, you are welcome to be the mistress of the Gojo family at any time~ In comparison, my family has fewer things to do! Compared with PortMafia, managing a Gojo family is really easy!"

Gojo Satoshi tried to improve his sense of existence, but Mori Yuki refused without hesitation: "No, it's not enough to sink into the sea."

"..."

What is going into the sea?

Mori Ogai was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized: "Wujo...? My dear, didn't you despise that Zenyuan family that you only considered because of Wuchen?"

"That's my private matter and has nothing to do with you." Yuki Mori tried hard to bring back the style of painting and the topic: "In short, this orphanage will be handed over to you, and Miss Vergent will be handed over to you. You can Take some time to think about what should be engraved on the double tombstone in case she has something good or bad. Mrs. Wilgent's epitaph was engraved by me, and I don't want to engrave a second and third epitaph."

After finishing speaking, she got up and walked to the door of the treatment room and opened the door: "You can figure out what medicine to use to take care of your body. If you can't cure it, blame yourself for not being good at learning. Let's go, goodbye."

Gojo Satoru had already caught up with him, and the two of them walked to the gate of the orphanage only to realize that they had forgotten Xia Youjie inside.

"Call Xia You, you two go back to school together? It's a good thing to be able to sit in the classroom and go to school. If someone was willing to pay to send me to school, I would be willing to work for him."

Mori Yuki kicked the small rocks under his feet: "You can come to Yokohama to find me at any time, anyway, I am unlikely to leave here in the future. With so much work, it will take three to five years to get on the track and let it go easily."

Knowing that it can't be delayed any longer, Wutiao Wusuan calculated that he had overachieved the progress, and reluctantly bent forward to show his face: "Okay, I know, you have to protect yourself, I will come to see you anytime!"

"Yeah." She tiptoed again and pecked lightly, Xia Youjie, who had received a call and came to meet up with his friends, just happened to see this scene: "Tsk, Yuki, you didn't dump this guy, it's really amazing Surprise!"

"Don't talk about you, I was quite surprised myself."

Yuki Mori patted Gojo Satoru on the back to urge her, and the boy grabbed her backhand: "I'll take you back to the PortMafia headquarters building before leaving."

Damn it, why is there no magic spirit in Yokohama?Why?Why? !

I can't even find a valid reason to come here!