Bai Ze

"Who would say such a good person?" Bai Ze said, "Have you ever eaten a child? Otherwise, how could you speak in that voice?"

If it said yes, Bai Ze would kill it.

"No, I know the character of human beings. If I were a child, they would think that I am not a threat, or if I am still a young body, they would not think of capturing me as a pet or a spirit beast. And so on, but they will put me here and let me continue to grow." This guy has a lot of eyes: "I have already deceived two groups of monks."

Bai Ze, including everyone else, glanced at Yun Tian.

Needless to say, those two groups of monks should be members of Yuntian Xianzong. They want to ensure that there is no danger here, and that they will not let the Tianjiao suffer too much damage in this secret realm, so...they were deceived ah!

To be cheated by such a big guy.

tsk tsk!

Yun Tian was also depressed for a moment. Are these people monks?I was deceived by such a guy, and said that there is no danger here. Fortunately, they were the ones who caught up with this big guy. If it was someone else, wait for the sects of those arrogances to make trouble.

Although there is a death quota for trials, accidents are allowed, but too many are not allowed.

This guy is so big, if he eats it in one meal, ten or eight Tianjiao are not enough to fit between his teeth, and Yuntian Xianzong didn't notice such a big monster, it is the responsibility of Yuntian Xianzong. .

"Oh, so that's how it is." Bai Ze pinched his waist, pointed at the big octopus powder with one hand and taught, "But you can't eat people? Do you still want to die?"

"What do you eat if you don't eat people?" It made sense: "I've eaten almost all the fish in this water, and I can't bear to eat the remaining ones. I have to rely on them to feed me. I can't eat them. , there is not even a squirrel on the shore except pine nuts, I am hungry!"

"Very good, this reason is very powerful." Bai Ze was a little bit dumbfounded: "Then how many people did you eat?"

"There aren't many. They just fell into the sea and drowned. Not many survived. The people who can get here are not what I can eat casually. You just look delicious. I didn't expect you to be so powerful. "The fan group was still aggrieved: "But if you can spare me, I will also benefit you."

"This is the second option you mentioned?" Bai Ze raised his eyebrows: "Tell me!"

This guy doesn't know how long he has survived here, he has eaten people, digested human souls, knows how to think like a human, and looks very smart.

Maybe it will become a demon cultivator soon.

"I will give you a lot of things. Don't you human monks like the treasures of heaven and earth the most? I have them, and I can exchange my life." The big octopus powder said: "As long as you don't eat me, the things I give you, Definitely something good."

It is so confident that many people are tempted.

Monsters, on the bottom of the sea, there is generally a restricted area for humans. Even if there are humans who can go down, the things they take must be good treasures. For a proud son like myself, unless he survives for another million years, he will not be able to survive. I am qualified to share that treasure... I guess at that time, my own eyesight was raised.

"Is that so?" Bai Ze touched his chin.

As soon as he did this, Yuntian knew that he was thinking of bad ideas.

But bad is cute, so Yun Tian let him play freely.

"Let's see what good things you can give us first." Bai Ze wanted to inspect the goods first.

"That won't work." Mr. Big Octopus Flour disagreed: "I gave you something, what should I do if you don't accept it?"

"Wow!" Fairy Caiyi and the others were very curious: "This guy is actually quite smart, I can already guess this possibility."

"So you guys really plan to count your words?" This guy's hearing is pretty sharp, so where are his ears?

"Of course not, I didn't say anything!" Bai Ze quickly denied: "I'm the captain, I have the final say here, what treasure do you have? Tell me for now, and I'll think about it later?"

For no reason, who would let such a cunning guy be an empty-handed wolf?

"I have twelve mysterious sea turtle shells." This person was shocked when he opened his mouth: "How about making twenty sets of protective armor?"

The mysterious sea turtle shell is the shell of a mysterious sea turtle.

The mysterious sea turtle is said to be a hybrid monster of basalt and ordinary sea turtles, but because the shell of such a mysterious sea turtle is the raw material for making high-quality body armor, and for a period of time in the cultivation world, a large number of this kind of spirit turtle was captured In the end, this kind of spirit turtle almost disappeared from people's sight.

Later, it became rare. After tens of millions of years, this kind of tortoise seems to have learned to avoid them. They are no longer seen in the sight of human beings. Only some powerful monks go overseas. , On some remote and hard-to-reach islands, you can find the mysterious sea turtles, and the mysterious sea turtles are the easiest kind of turtles to grow into a climate. Sometimes, you have to "buy" turtle shells from them, these guys They will sell the shells of the mysterious sea turtles that died in the sea to human monks in exchange for the promise of the human monks not to kill the mysterious sea turtles, and to give them some delicacies on land.

Anyway, I asked a lot, but I got very few Xuanhai Spirit Turtle shells, at most four, at least one, sometimes with bad luck, only half of them.

The big octopus noodle ball can take out as many as twelve in one breath, which shows how rich this guy is.

And this kind of thing, even Yuntian Xianzong, only has four complete spares, and there are two incomplete ones, so they are used very carefully.

Generally, after several million years of the Yuntian Immortal Sect, some of the Immortal Sect's great powers will go out to visit the islands, hoping to be lucky enough to meet a group of mysterious sea turtles.

I didn't dare to hunt, because I was afraid that the Xuanhai Spirit Turtle family would disappear completely, so what would they do if they got the treasure armor in the future?

"Then take it out and have a look, I think this condition is a bit flimsy." Bai Ze waved his hand: "Is there anything better?"

"I'll give you two more pairs of golden shells!"

The golden shell, that is something that Yuntian Xianzong treasures.

"Big guy, you are so big, I don't know how many years you have grown up, and you just have such a fortune?" But obviously, Bai Ze put on the stance of a capitalist.

"Well, there are some other things, I don't know if you dislike them or not." The fan group hesitated and decided to add a price.

"Tell me, I'll listen." Bai Ze listened to it in his spare time.

"There are still some indigestible bone scum left over from what I ate, what do you want?" Fan Tuan said: "The inner alchemy of the monster, do you want to take it?"

"What else?" Bai Ze continued to ask.

This guy looks very big and scary. I don’t know how many years it has grown. Its ink has a sour smell, and its effect is comparable to sulfuric acid. No, it is stronger than sulfuric acid and aqua regia. It cannot digest it. How strong is the thing?

It is worth considering.

"That's all." While speaking, the guy vomited again.

But the thing spit out this time is very strange, a lot of messy and tattered things, there is a leg bone of a monster, some are like the inner alchemy of a monster, and some are obviously human things, broken armor, a shield like a colander, a flying sword like chopsticks...

The bones of monsters are also materials for refining weapons, not to mention those things that cannot be completely rotted after many years.

"That's all?" Bai Ze was very satisfied, but he looked at the pile of things with shabby eyes, and covered his nose in distaste: "What about the mysterious sea turtle shell and golden shell?"

"It's all in my cave in the water." Fen Tuan said aggrievedly, "Hurry up and melt the water, let me go back."

"That's it." Bai Ze sighed, "No way."

He choked on a monster as big as Fentuan: "Why?"

"Let you go back, you dive, where can I find you?" Bai Ze curled his lips: "Young master is not stupid, let the tiger return to the mountain, what is the difference between this and the dragon return to the sea?"

Fan Tuan was dumbfounded: "Then what should I do?"

"Then I don't care. Give us what you promised, and we will let you go. Otherwise, you can figure it out." Bai Ze kicked the difficult ball to it again.

"So, you guys are going to kill me?" This person finally got annoyed: "I just have these things, if you want them, you take them, if you want tortoise shells and shells, let me go, otherwise, we Just fight to the death!"

"Hahaha!" Bai Ze raised his head and laughed, "Still fighting to the death? If you die, I will definitely live."

"So you insist on me dying?"

"Not necessarily!" Bai Ze stopped laughing: "You just swear to heaven, what you told us is true, there is no lie, after you go down, you will send me twelve complete, Mature, mysterious sea turtle shells that can make precious armor, and two pairs of golden shells that can store spiritual power, I will let you go down, and you will not attack humans in the future, no, you must not attack all spiritual beings passing by on land. creatures!"

There are so many "spiritual beings".

Including human beings, human monks, monster clans, monster clan monks, monsters with spiritual intelligence, and heavenly materials and earth treasures that cannot move even if they have spiritual intelligence... The scope is too large.

"Then am I going to starve to death?" The dough ball was very excited, and the ice shattered all over its body, um, the frozen skin was not so tender anymore.

"You have another choice!" Bai Ze revealed the face of "Grandma Wolf": "Can you be a spirit beast for one of us?"

In fact, Bai Ze has a heart for talents. It is a pity that he has grown for so many years if he is so big. Besides, this guy seems to have a high IQ, and he is the embryo of a demon cultivator.

In addition, he doesn't even have a water-type spirit beast to assist in the battle, which is a bit of a disadvantage.

"Don't even think about it!" Fan Tuan yelled at Bai Ze angrily: "I will not die as a spiritual pet! Give me freedom, or give me death!"

"Hahaha...!" Caiyi Fairy and the others burst into laughter.

"What are you laughing at?" The fan group shook its tentacles: "I'm serious."

"You are an octopus, why are you free or not?" Caiyi Fairy said happily, "You are free here? I don't think so?"

"That's right." Xue Zhiying said, "No matter how big this seawater lake is, it's only this big. How can you still expand your territory?"

"What's the difference between facing the wall and thinking about the past?" Yun Tian said lightly: "And you can't move here, there is no food to eat, you are so big, it is not easy to eat a full meal, right?"

Every sentence reached its heart, and the powder ball not only said sadly and angrily: "It's not just full? Eat a little, and you're not hungry. If you're full, you haven't eaten for a long, long, long time. It's time for dinner."

There is no way, it is so big, let alone full, it can't even be half full.

Otherwise, he wouldn't be so hungry that he would lose his mind and want to swallow the gang in front of him in one gulp.

"Think about it, if you follow human monks and become a spirit beast, you will be able to eat enough!" Bai Ze fooled it: "Because the master has the responsibility to feed his own spirit beast!"

Fen Tuan shook his tentacles that were about to freeze: "That won't work either."

"Then what do you say? You can either swear, or I will turn you into frozen seafood. When we cook hot pot in the future, if we want to eat seafood, we will cut a piece from your frozen body and cut it into shreds. Make soup, rinse vegetables and eat."

Over there, Fairy Caiyi has already picked up her kitchen knife: "I think it's okay."

Huo Fengming also took out a newly made super big mandarin duck pot: "Why don't we try it now?"

This is the posture to immediately raise the knife and drop it, and then put it in the pot.

Yun Tian lowered his eyes...it was almost impossible to see.

"Why do you want to kill me?" A guy as big as Fantuan started crying, "If you force me again, I will die with you, and I will blow myself up!"

"You blow one up and let me see?" Bai Ze said carelessly: "I want you to swear that you're just talking about him, who do you not trust? Or do you have a ghost in your heart?"

"I don't have one." Fantuan finally realized that his little cleverness in the past was nothing to a real human monk. His little tricks had no effect at all in front of people, and it was easy It was seen through at a glance.

"Then you swear it." Yun Tian made a final decision.

The fan group had no choice but to swear aggrievedly: "I swear to the way of heaven, after I go back, I will give Bai Ze and others twelve mysterious sea turtle shells and two pairs of golden shells. Let the wise things start..."

Basically, Bai Ze's requirements were met.

After swearing, Bai Ze thawed the lake, but when the dough ball fell into the water, he still felt "so cold".

Since there is an oath bound by the Dao of Heaven, the fans will not break their promises, so soon, twelve complete Xuanhai turtle shells the size of a millstone were brought up, along with two pairs of golden shells.

Soaking in water gave the dough a sense of security, and it dared to speak up: "Can you give me back my broken tentacles?"

"No!" Bai Ze said, "That's all my spoils of war."

"It's obviously a part of my body." The fan group actively fought for it: "Why is it yours?"

"Of course it's mine. After it's out of your body, it's an ownerless thing. If I pick it up, it's mine."

Fantuan said depressedly: "Alright then."

Originally, everyone thought that this matter was over, everyone got the things, and those things spit out by the powder balls, cleaned them with the dust cleaning technique, and found that they were some rare treasures, and the things were tattered. That's right, but the ones that can't be digested by the belly of the dough balls, and those that are preserved firmly and tenaciously are all real treasures!

The people were almost ready to clean up, and gradually relaxed their vigilance. After all, the deal was concluded, and they let each other go. The monk didn't need the life of the fan, and the fan also gave the monk something.

But at this moment, four big tentacles stretched out suddenly, and quickly "poked" at the crowd. If they were really unsuspecting, when they poked, they would penetrate one person and then another. People, like candied haws on a string, wiped out people all at once.

"How dare you!" Jin Huiye was furious: "Nonsense!"

"Look if I dare!" Fantuan's voice was also full of tyranny: "I made an oath to heaven, but what I said is that after you people, I will no longer attack things with intelligence, The living and the dead are included, but you are not included!"

This guy actually played a word game with everyone. If you pick out the words carefully, it didn't make a mistake.

So it is not a violation of the oath of heaven.

However, as soon as its tentacles reached Bai Ze and the others, they were blocked by an invisible barrier.

"Bang bang" several times, but it didn't break the barrier.

"I knew you were uneasy and kind." It turns out that Bai Ze's water spirit protection has not been revoked from the beginning to the end, and has always protected everyone. However, due to various reasons, this is a transparent existence.

"It's too late to know now." Fantuan said viciously: "Give me my treasure, and you all leave me enough to eat, and then you can leave. We will not violate the river."

"Yo, you still know this sentence." Bai Ze laughed, "Don't you think the water is very cold?"

"Huh?" Fan Tuan asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?"

"Are your tentacles frozen?" Bai Ze said slowly, "Is it not as sensitive as before? Hehehe... And you didn't dive into the water to get things at all, you took them out of your body. So you gave us things quickly, to make us let our guard down, you ate us, you said, after us, don't eat sapient things, but that doesn't include us, this It’s a word game, and I’ve played it too much.”

Back then on the extreme northern snowfield, when those powerful people chased and killed the two of them, Bai Ze used this kind of language trap to swear to anyone.

"So what?" Fan Tuan felt that something was wrong.

It is true that the tentacles have no intuition, but it feels that the relationship is frozen, so by instinct, it can still use the tentacles, but not as flexible as before, so it stretches out the tentacles very directly, trying to string people into candied haws .

This meal, it must at least be full.

Yun Tian flicked his finger directly, and the powder in the water was forced to float out again, flying up faster, and Bai Ze quickly froze the sea water and lake.

When the dough balls fell again, the lake was frozen again, and the ice became deeper.

At the same time, Yuntian took a transparent bottle shaped like a crystal ball. He didn't know how to do it. Anyway, he put the dough into the crystal bottle.

"Okay, the task is completed." Bai Ze slapped his hands: "Come here, hand in the task."