Bai Ze

And the little rabbit went into its own rabbit hole. Because the cave was smashed there, its rabbit hole also collapsed, so it had to dig a hole and run over.

Because small animals like rabbits are too weak, they don’t feel safe in their own home, so they need to have a more intricate rabbit hole to feel safe.

So, the little rabbit started digging. A rabbit hole must have five or six exits.

It already has an outlet here, and there is food!

Then, it began to dig fiercely toward the opposite side, and a hole had to be opened on the opposite side.

But after it dug through, it was discovered that there was some danger on the other side!

So not one hole was opened on the opposite side, but three were opened, and three rabbit holes were opened in different directions.

There is one Bai Ze and the others on the other side, and three on this side.

The little rabbit was a little tired, so he dug a rabbit hole in another place, and stopped for a while, it wanted to rest.

It was dug at night, coupled with the heavy rain outside, and lightning and thunder when it stopped falling. This little thing has no aura, let alone fierceness. Basically, in the eyes of the monks, it is no different from an ant. .

It's like no one noticed it at all!

Except for Fairy Caiyi who fed it a meal of juicy cabbage, no one paid attention to it.

It digs holes and no one pays attention, okay?

So that later, a series of things happened.

It is simply the version of "The embankment of a thousand miles collapsed in an ant's nest".

The next day the weather was still gloomy, and there was a bit of coolness in the air, too, the sun hasn't seen for a few days?It's amazing how warm it is.

But also because of this coolness, everyone felt very comfortable and no longer stuffy.

But Bai Ze and the others ate barbecue and hot pot, and hot pot and stewed dishes. They ate in different ways throughout the day, and they were not the type who were silent when they meditated, and all the members were silent.

The four of them started gossiping with Bai Ze and Fairy Caiyi, and then the three of them listened to Yuntian telling some secrets, the kind from the Murong family, or a certain sect or a certain immortal sect, it was an eye-opener!

"The world of comprehension is huge, full of wonders!" Bai Ze sighed.

Then the three listened to Xue Zhiying telling jokes.

There is no way, Xue Zhiying grew up in the sect, all he has seen is the good side, and what he complains about is also some embarrassing things.

And boys, how many were not naughty when they were young?Especially the sword cultivators, when they first learned to control the sword when they were young, it was like getting a new toy, commanding the flying sword to fly in the sky, or at a certain point, commanding the flying sword to drill into a certain brother's bed .

"The first time I succeeded with a sword, I actually used my flying sword to poke Brother Fei Yinghao's fat ass." Xue Zhiying happily shared his naughty incident with others: "Brother Fei Yinghao, we all call Fei Yinghao in private. He is fat, because he is the person who manages the food for our group of underage children who have just started. He is a chef, but his cultivation is not high, and he is only in the foundation stage, but it is enough to manage us. .”

When mentioning things about her childhood, Xue Zhiying couldn't help but change her mischievous expression: "We were young at that time, only fourteen or fifteen years old."

"Well, the age when cats dislike dogs and don't love them." Bai Ze added.

"Isn't that right? He's still very thoughtful, and he's a bit learned." Xue Zhiying was even happier: "But at that time, what Senior Brother Fei gave us was usually very light spiritual vegetables, spiritual rice, and spiritual grains. He seldom gives us meat, but he himself, every meal has meat and vegetables, and he is so fat that we are so hungry that we howl like wolves in the middle of the night."

This is a typical treatment for low-level disciples.

Bai Ze has never experienced it, and neither has Yun Tian. The two of them have a very high starting point, but Fairy Caiyi has experienced it!

Being touched, she also whispered: "The fifth aunt who managed us back then was also the same. She ate fat and fat, and every meal was full of chicken, duck and fish, and she gave us vegetables, tofu, etc. , Sometimes, she eats meat buns, and we can only drink porridge. At night, we can’t stand the hunger, so we can only drink Lingquan water, at least to fill up with water. "

"Is this still a human?" Bai Ze was dumbfounded. After a while, he immediately became angry: "You are still just children!"

When he was young, his sister-in-law was afraid that he would not have enough to eat. No matter where the master gave him lectures, he would let him go to eat and sleep when the time came. Hush and hmm can be solved anytime and anywhere.

The standard of the food is also very high. Every time, there is a combination of meat and vegetables, which is full of spiritual energy, but it can't support him. The spiritual fruit should be fresh, and the snacks should not be too sweet, which will make him get tooth decay.

When changing his teeth, he hadn't had snacks for a whole year, because he was afraid that his teeth would not grow well.

Hungry?Never had!

I didn't even eat leftovers, cold noodles or something. When I was a child, I was afraid that he would be too young and would spoil his stomach, so I didn't give him any food. Later, when I was eight years old, I only had cold noodles with eggs.

If you are hungry, you can't sleep when you are hungry?Bai Ze has never felt it in two lifetimes, okay?

Although the orphanage is not a home, it has a sound system and cannot allow orphans to live a luxurious life, but there must be no problem with food and clothing.

Moreover, in his past and present lives, there was no shortage of food in his living environment.

In the previous life, there were rice and wheat researched by scientists such as Grandpa Yuan and Grandpa Li.

In this life, there are major monks who can turn clouds and rain with supernatural powers, and he has never been short of food!

"This is very common. Our sect is better now, because I came here from that time, and I really care about those little dolls." Fairy Caiyi said: "Every time I go to see them and listen to them, There is a meal of meat every ten days, which is much better than ours at that time. The current chef is from our batch. The original chef has already used up his lifespan, so she will not starve the children. "

Bai Ze's face looked better, and even Yun Tian's mood fluctuated a little. After all, people who have always been happy cannot understand the kind of hardship. There is food, but they can't eat enough. This is torture in disguise.

"It's just that the ability is limited, but there is no such thing as starvation."

"That's good, that's good!" Bai Ze breathed a sigh of relief.

"I haven't finished talking yet. Later, our group of children grew up." Xue Zhiying saw that the atmosphere was not very good, and hurriedly put the crooked building back: "I learned Yujian, in fact, Yujian at that time was a kind of Qi training. At that time, our flying sword was a small flying sword that was bigger than a dagger. In fact, it was just for us to practice. That little flying sword got into the bed of Senior Brother Fei who was taking a nap, picked up the quilt, and poked his fat butt...uh, it's actually the butt..."

He hesitated a bit, but the three of them understood that he was poking chrysanthemums!

"Pfft!" Bai Ze sprayed out the milk tea in one sip!

Yun Tian looked at Xue Zhiying speechlessly, it was the first time he understood what the "bear child" in Bai Ze's mouth was like.

Caiyi Fairy's reaction was the most interesting.

A girl, when she hears this kind of thing, she should at least blush, shy and coquettish.

But Caiyi Fairy opened her small cherry mouth and laughed loudly, with a "female man" expression: "Yes!"

While embarrassing the three male monks, they felt that the character of the female monk was really cute.

She was no longer embarrassed, and Xue Zhiying was even less embarrassed: "Then he jumped up and ran out with a cry, and found someone poking him, and he came looking for someone with my little flying sword. I was terrified. Originally One small flying sword for each person, everyone else's is here and mine is gone, it's clear who did it!"

"Then what happened afterwards?" Bai Ze continued to ask, "You were punished?"

"No, a brother I know, he stuffed the little flying sword he used when he was a child into my hand. He has grown up and uses a real flying sword, which is different from ours. No one will doubt him , not to mention, he is already a monk at the golden core stage, and he is just passing by... Hehehe... Brother Fei couldn't find the culprit, so he was so angry, hahahaha... The little flying swords we use are all the same, Batch by batch, it was built uniformly, there is no mark at all, and it will not hurt people, because there is no strike!"

This is really... bad enough, it's still bad.

Later, Xue Zhiying said a few more embarrassing things. In order to eat a meal of meat, he deliberately "falsified instructions" to deceive Senior Brother Fei away. A group of them each eat a pot of stewed meat from Senior Brother Fei. When I came back, there was only soup left in the pot.

Also, after they learned a little magic, they went to make trouble for Senior Brother Fei. He cooked a big pot of rice for them, and they were naturally obedient; but when he cooks himself a small stove to stew meat, they took turns to make trouble for him, and a pot of meat was stewed. I haven't cooked for three days...

They were all immature tricks of little boys, but it was enough to see that they were unwilling to be starved at that time.

What's more, sword cultivators not only need a suitable flying sword, but also need to constantly exercise their bodies, use spiritual energy to transform into spiritual power, and then temper their muscles and bones, so they work much harder than Dharma cultivators.

Therefore, before bigu, they also needed a lot of spiritual food for nutrition, which made Xue Zhiying and his group of teenagers fight with that senior brother Fei for nothing.

There were all kinds of jokes, which made Bai Ze and Fairy Caiyi laugh and laugh, and even Yun Tian shook his head and laughed.

When they said this, it was at night, and although it wasn’t raining heavily outside, the drizzle had not stopped, there was muffled thunder, and there were some lightning, so they were not at the entrance of the cave, but in the cave, hanging The bright moon bead illuminates, the bonfire is lit to drive away the water vapor, and some embarrassing things and jokes are said, which is very happy.

Not only Xue Zhiying talked about his embarrassing things, but Fairy Caiyi also said some embarrassing things about her: "Back then, our uncle invited a female monk to teach us etiquette. We all called her Senior Fragrant. Oh, it is said that she was nicknamed Fairy Fragrant , Looking back now, the female monk really has a strange fragrance, her demeanor is refined, she never speaks in a hurry, and her meal movements are also very graceful."

"Then teach you such a... female man?" Bai Ze glanced at Caiyi Fairy several times.

"That's not true!" Fairy Caiyi pouted: "I was young at the time, I really hated etiquette courses!"

The world of comprehension also has etiquette, and they are very particular about it.

The cumbersome names and complicated postures are simply a headache.

But the disciples of the various sects can't understand etiquette and don't pay attention to etiquette, right?

That's why there are a group of monks who have studied etiquette outside of their spare time, and will be respectfully invited back by some sects with insufficient background to teach everyone in the sect the etiquette norms.

Like Bai Ze's Qianji Sect, the only ones who taught him etiquette were the elders in the sect and his sister-in-law Fairy Linglong.

This is already a sect that doesn't understand etiquette.

The powerful immortal sects and sects will hire people to teach them at high prices.

For those who are more powerful, such as giants like Yuntian Xianzong, there is a special place in their main gate, where some etiquette monks gather to teach the etiquette norms of everyone in Xianzong.

The more profound and long-lasting the sect is, the more particular the etiquette is.

Just like Yuntian Xianzong, Yuntian's etiquette is impeccable. This is a good education they have received since childhood, and it will penetrate into a person's habits little by little, making him very polite from the inside out. grace.

Even in the Yuntian Xianzong, there are some great gifts from the ancient times, which are even more ancient.

"You don't know, when we were young, that lady put four small bells on the corners of our skirts. When walking, you can take a step, but you have to make sure that the small bells don't ring, and you can't lift the corners of the skirt!" Said Caiyi Fairy : "You can't sit with your legs crossed, shake your legs or something, once she shakes us, she hits our hands ten times, and also says "men are poor, women are cheap", whoever dares to shake their legs again, she will beat us. gone."

All children are naughty, regardless of gender.

She still remembers that when she was a child, she loved to have her legs inserted as soon as she was lying on the bed, and she was cleaned up several times by Fairy Fenfang. Later, she remembered that even if she was sleeping on the bed, she had to keep her legs together and lie down obediently .

The three male monks were actually quite curious about the female monks, so how did the female monks grow up like this?

After hearing the story, it's Bai Ze's turn. What can Bai Ze tell?

He had a smooth sailing in the Zongmen, it is simply enviable to say it.

So he used his ability to talk about the mountains and told them some jokes.

Yun Tian is okay, at most he just laughs in a low voice twice, and it always makes Bai Ze's ears feel hot and his face turn red.

Xue Zhiying was a little slow to react, but she also restrained her laughter very much, she couldn't just open her mouth wide and laugh, right?

Fairy Caiyi, on the other hand, laughed crisply and loudly, wishing she could show her little tongue.

They had a happy and happy night in the cave, but the next door was miserable.

Because there may be less than ten meters thick mountain barrier between the caves, which is usually enough for sound insulation, and there are some formations at the entrance of the caves, and the protective measures are well done, so no one thinks there is anything in the cave. inappropriate.

However, the little rabbit's rabbit hole opened one end in Bai Ze's cave, and the other end opened in Mochou Fairy's side, and there were three holes opened in different places.

As a result, there was a lot of laughter over there, especially Fairy Caiyi's movement was the loudest, and there was a little wind blowing in from outside, so... Fairy Mochou and the others heard the movement.

The point is that the place where the rabbit hole opened was very coincidental, and the sound heard by this group of people filled the entire cave... Weird laughter!

The laughter was mixed with whining wind, women's laughter, and men's laughter!

Blending together, the movement is not ordinary weird!

And because the location of the three rabbit holes is very coincidental, it makes a bit of stereo sound.

Originally, because they had just settled down yesterday, they lacked everything here, and because someone was injured, everyone worked hard all night without sleep before finishing their work. Seeing that the rain outside would not stop during the day, everyone simply meditated to replenish their spiritual energy.

In the evening, we barely got together and had a light meal of hot spiritual food, because we had already meditated and rested during the day, and at this moment in the evening, everyone went back to rest and continued to meditate.

In addition, the six of them actually wanted to show a lot in front of Fairy Mochou, so they hung moon beads on the top of the cave to illuminate them. Six of them danced swords, some played chess, and some were going to play the piano. Painting a "Mountain and Rain Picture" with splashed ink...then I heard this voice.

To be honest, even if she is a female monk, Fairy Mo Chou is still a woman!

It's a girl who is naturally timid than a man. Her first reaction when she heard this kind of movement was to be taken aback. Then she immediately took out her magic weapon and looked around vigilantly.

The other six male monks reacted immediately, surrounded Fairy Mochou, summoned all the swords and magic weapons, and switched to the fighting state in an instant!

Their tacit understanding is becoming more and more natural these days, and their reactions are getting faster and faster.

Just when everyone was waiting...the movement disappeared!

In fact, Bai Ze and the others started talking about embarrassing things again, and the movement became quieter, so naturally, they couldn't hear it here.

"What's happening?" Fairy Mo Chou asked the others, "Have you all heard it?"

"Can you not hear such a big movement?" He Lianfeng licked the corner of his mouth: "I said Xu Yi, you don't do well in this cave?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Xu Yi didn't admit it. "My cave was opened at that time. Everyone saw it. It's fine here. Didn't there be nothing during the rest yesterday? Why did something happen today? Said that my cave is not good? If you have the ability, can you open one and let me see?"

Here, when it comes to drilling holes in mountains, it must be Xu Yi. He has special skills, and even more special magic weapons. He has rough skin and thick flesh, and knows how to build. He is a good helper for camping in the wild.

My spiritual power is mellow, and my defensive ability is particularly strong.

"It's about time, don't talk nonsense about Helian Peak." Jin Tianran said: "We are all here, the movement seems to be in the cave, this cave is newly opened, there must be some dirty things in this mountain, right? Wronged souls and ghosts?"

"You suspect that the next door to the cave is a tomb?" This is the only explanation that makes sense at this time.

"You can pull it down, one of the trial places of Yuntian Xianzong, who is buried here?" Murong Gu curled his lips: "Return the ghosts."

"That's not necessarily true." Wu Letian said: "Are there no unjust dead ghosts in the place of trial?"