Bai Ze

He remembered that he ate buns stuffed with mutton in the morning; last night he ate braised mutton, and yesterday morning he ate mutton soup with pancakes baked in colorful chicken oil!

It was made for him by the small spatula, which is the junior sister of the small pot spoon and the female apprentice of the big pot spoon, who is good at making pasta.

The cake baked in chicken oil is very soft and tastes good.

What I ate the day before yesterday seemed to be haggis soup, paired with pies stuffed with mutton and shallots.

In order to save spiritual food, Bai Ze really took out everything. Afraid he would get tired of the mutton, he even took out the haggis. Fortunately, compared to the fatty mutton soup, the refreshing haggis soup seems to taste better Some.

Why eat mutton so frequently?

Because mutton is hot in nature, it can resist cold!

However, mutton also has a characteristic, eating too much, it is a bit aphrodisiac.

In Bai Ze's mind, he desperately tried to think of a reason, but it was always embarrassing!

And they all ate the same food, why didn't he react?He digested it all and replenished the spiritual power in his body.

Yun Tian also noticed something wrong with him.

But it's not his fault!

The two of them hurriedly dug an ice hole that was big enough to hide. For safety and warmth, they could only sneak in wrapped in white bear skin, and because of the tense relationship, he couldn't help but pulled her into his arms and hugged her tightly. with.

The person I secretly like is in my arms, living and dying with me.

Yuntian has never experienced this kind of experience before, and he is so in love with Bai Ze that he can't express it in his heart. It is the first time for him to be so close to Bai Ze as an inexperienced man. smell.

The refreshing smell of Bai Ze's body filled his nostrils.

Monks, especially male monks, do not smoke incense, unless they are monks who practice the way of incense.

And Bai Ze didn't have the habit of incense, Yun Tian knew this.

Also, Yuntian didn't use incense, the cold fragrance from his body, the masculine fragrance from himself, and the point from the material of the clothes on his body, mixed together, there was a negligible cold breath.

Like plum blossoms and cold fragrance.

Mixed with Bai Ze's clean and refreshing breath, in this thrilling and very ambiguous atmosphere (Yuntian thinks it is), Yuntian's heart, which is more than 200 years old, beats much faster, his face turns red, his body The most honest, direct response.

For him, this encounter was too exciting!

Looking at the people close at hand, the atmosphere, the smell and the environment, as well as the fatal crisis, stimulated him to fantasize involuntarily.

It was as if he had gone mad, after that big dangerous guy left, Yun Tian's body became completely hot.

The key is that because of the dangerous relationship between the two, Jin clings to each other, not daring to take a breath. Now that the crisis is over, Bai Ze, as the person who clings to Yuntian, immediately senses the changes in Yuntian's body.

Embarrassing, so embarrassing!

What's even more embarrassing is that Bai Ze even gave Yun Tian an excuse: eating too much mutton!

This reason is very stupid, Yuntian refused to accept it: "It has nothing to do with eating mutton."

Bai Ze almost jumped out of his hiding place quickly, leaving Yun Tian with an empty embrace: "Well, brother, if you hold back for a long time, you can do it yourself!"

But I was wailing in my heart: Nima, it has nothing to do with what to eat, but what has something to do with it?

Yun Tian also jumped out following Bai Ze's actions. The ice hole they were hiding in, because there were no two people to fill it up, the ice cubes and crushed ice fell into the ice hole together, just filling the ice hole.

In a panic, Bai Ze brought out the golden calendula silver plate: "Come up, let's go."

Fortunately, the calendula silver plate is big enough. Fortunately, there is a pot on the calendula silver plate. Now the two of them put the pot on it all day and stew, and they are used to it.

However, Bai Ze took a look at the pot. Today is the lamb scorpion pot. The stew is spicy, delicious and full of spirit.

No, you have to change it!

If you continue to eat like this, accidents will easily happen.

Yun Tian didn't know what to say, so he silently placed the silver plate on the calendula, and then the two continued to run.

Probably because they encountered such an incident on the way, they didn't say a word for the next half day's journey.

After he dug an ice cave at the foot of an iceberg that night and moved in, Bai Ze removed the sheep scorpion pot and replaced it with fish pot stickers.

It is true that mutton soup can drive away the cold, but the fish pot also has the same effect, as long as you put more chili on it.

Beef is not safe, so let's eat fish, especially these fish come from ice lakes, the meat is delicate and delicious, and the most important thing is that it will not strengthen yang.

As for whether there will be a stomachache or something, Bai Ze said that the monks in the cultivation world have a strong stomach.

Yun Tian looked at the dinner, and it took him a long time to utter a word: "I said, it doesn't matter what you eat."

Therefore, there is no need to replace delicious lamb with fish.

Bai Ze had been aggrieved for a whole day, and when he heard Yun Tian say this again, he was so angry that he almost threw his chopsticks: "Don't cook fish, but mutton? Continue to let your indecent hard work? Are you still embarrassed? Tell me, Under such circumstances, you can still have that thought, you really have a taste!"

In today's situation, Bai Ze was so nervous that he wished he could turn into ice and snow to hide, but what happened to Yun Tian?

What is this person thinking in his heart?

Little life may be lost at any time, and he did that.

In today's terms, how heavy is the taste?Can you still feel when life and death are at stake?

"Don't you know what my taste is?" Yun Tian was still aggrieved: "Besides, I was... I was just... um..."

How did he feel then?

He remembered that he took some pills to keep out the cold in the morning, and then he and Bai Ze went out to the south as usual. Although the distance they walked was not long, the accumulation made up. Sooner or later, they would be able to go out.

Who knew something like this could happen?

He knew that he was in heat but not polite, and he didn't plan to do anything to Bai Ze before he became enlightened.

He had already asked the master, and the master introduced him to the suzerain, and then he went to ask the suzerain, the suzerain found a nephew and explained to him what this feeling of heartbeat meant.

Then, Yun Tian had a plan, after going out with Bai Ze, he had to tell his master and suzerain that he liked Bai Ze.

When Bai Ze grows up again, he plans to go to Qianji Sect with Bai Ze, visit Bai Ze's teacher, and after visiting his master, he will talk about becoming a couple of monks.

Because in Yuntian's view, Bai Ze is too small.

At the age of 21, when he was 21 years old, it seemed that he had just finished dreaming, and he was cultivating sword intent every day, and the sword never left his hand.

Because he was too young, he never left the master's courtyard until he was a hundred years old.

The master said that he was still young and he had no certainty, and that he would be let out when he was a hundred years old.

Therefore, in Yuntian's eyes, Bai Ze is still young, not yet ready to talk about marriage, at most, he just looks forward to it, and every time he is disgusted, it is because of the age of those women, Yuntian knows this better than anyone else.

"Hmm, what?" Bai Ze said aggressively, "Your body's reaction is the most honest."

"My heart is happy." Yun Tian looked at Bai Ze seriously, since Bai Ze found out, Yun Tian planned to confess to Bai Ze first, and let him know what he thought.

"What did you say?" Bai Ze was dumbfounded.

He is a person who has studied classical Chinese and knows what this sentence means. "My heart is happy." Yun Tian's eyes were full of sincerity: "I want to get married with you, become a couple of dual cultivators, support each other on the road of cultivation, and ascend to the immortal throne together."

With a "click", all the pancakes in Bai Ze's hand fell to the ground.

When he came back to his senses, Bai Ze had a look of grief and indignation: I treat you as a brother, but you miss my chastity!

Until this time, neither Bai Ze nor Yun Tian suspected that those anti-cold pills had such a nasty side effect.

On the contrary, the excited Yun Tian and Bai Ze pierced the window paper ahead of time.

Seeing that Bai Ze lost his mind, Yun Tian didn't hurry to urge him, but started eating slowly, the daily spiritual food is a must, not just taking drugs.

Seeing Yuntian's delicious food, Bai Ze thought for a while: "Yuntian, you just think that I... is better because you have met few people."

Having said that, Bai Ze blushed.

A bit suspicious of "Old Wang selling melons and boasting", but when he thought of being a good brother and having the mentality of being a good partner to himself, he felt that he had to correct this point.

"You're fine, I know." Yun Tian still had the same tone, just kept eating, showing his nervousness.

But Bai Ze didn't notice this at this time.

"Yeah, it's because you don't see many people. In the future, we can travel around and see more of the world. You will definitely not treat me...that or something."

Yun Tian's complexion began to turn ugly.

Bai Ze saw that this was no good!

Quickly opened his mouth and continued: "I'm not discriminating or anything, love is free!"

Only then did Yuntian's expression soften a lot, he looked at Bai Ze seriously, and listened to his speech.

Bai Ze swallowed his saliva. To be honest, Yun Tian is definitely a handsome and good man, and he admires Yun Tian very much, otherwise he wouldn't be walking with him.

But this kind of appreciation does not carry any purpose and other feelings.

He just thought that Yuntian was a nice person, if he was a woman, he would definitely nod and agree to marry him.

But... Although he doesn't discriminate between men and men, he doesn't think about it.

He is a man who has read hundreds of stallion novels. In this world of comprehension, if he does not build a harem or create a nation, it would be too embarrassing for the seniors who have traveled through time.

Given the chance to be a stallion, who would want to be a junior?by.by.ah?

Besides, he...he... Actually Yun Tian is not that bad, it's just that Bai Ze subconsciously refused such a sudden confession.

Yun Tian thought for a while, he is a sword cultivator, his mind is as hard as iron, and he wants to bruise his little love flame, but Bai Ze's skill is not enough, so he said to Bai Ze in a serious manner: "I know you don't actually have that kind of thought in your heart, But please give me a chance, okay? After we go out, we will travel to the world of comprehension together, I will wait for you to figure it out."

"Wait until I figure it out?" Bai Ze picked up the pancake, flung the invisible dust on it a few times, and took a bite.

Bai Ze will not waste food casually, whether it is spiritual food or not.

Normally, there are formations in this tent in operation, and it is not dirty at all; if it is a normal Bai Ze, he will first perform a dust cleaning technique on the pancakes, and then eat them, which is equivalent to washing them.

But now Bai Ze's mind is disturbed, subconsciously, just like a normal person, he flicks the dust on his head and stuffs it directly into his mouth.

Didn't even hit a Qingchen Jue.

What's even more ridiculous is that Yun Tian didn't even notice this.

What he has been analyzing is every word Bai Ze said to him, did he completely reject him?

It's a pity, after all, Bai Ze is not a native of the cultivation world. After graduating from university, he was retained by the internship company with excellent grades.

He is an orphan with no relatives and no reason, except for the dean's mother and the nanny mothers who grew up in the orphanage, he has no relatives.

Everything depends on him working hard. It is not enough to have excellent skills, but also to have certain social skills. A lifetime of blue-collar work.

Bai Ze is a white-collar worker. He is a senior technician, the kind of technician who works in an office.

So Bai Ze is not a novice in the workplace, not to mention slick and slick in terms of human affection.

After so many years of struggling in the society, his few edges and corners have long been worn away, and at the same time he has developed the habits of a social elite.

It's only been two years in Bai's house. He was even younger at that time, only one year old. If he didn't need it, no one would have trouble with a little milk doll.

Later, he was brought back to the Qianji Sect by his master. He was so charming and favored by thousands of people. Only Xiao Zulang flew up all the time. Who dares to say that Xiao Zu is not good?

But this habit has been lurking in Bai Ze's bones, or in the depths of his soul.

Whenever there is danger, look at his unobtrusive attack on the Bingxue brothers and sisters, and Huo Zhenren's flickering, these are all very natural on-the-spot reactions of Bai Ze.

Now, with his mind at a loss, Bai Ze has shown this kind of on-the-spot reaction again. This kind of on-the-spot reaction is not to say anything to death. This is one of the tactful means to leave a way out for himself in everything. , or two, or three.

In short, the incisive summary of some modern people is not to die!

As the saying goes, anything is possible.

If you say it to death, if it doesn't happen as you expected, wouldn't you be ashamed?

Therefore, in the last life, in Bai Ze's society, all kinds of people had a little room to speak.

It's like when Bai Ze had a bad cold, he went to the hospital and got an IV drip. The doctor who prescribed the prescription told him a lot of precautions. Before the words used, there were "possible", "probably", Uncertain particles such as "or" let you know that even if there is a one in ten thousand possibility, your bad cold will turn into pneumonia, leukemia, etc. It sounds quite scary, but in fact, this possibility Sex is only one ten-thousandth, or even one billionth.

But he had to tell the patient this way, so as not to cause any medical disputes in the future, it would be troublesome, so let's just grind it out a little bit.

In this way, Bai Ze now uses this tact on emotional matters that make him at a loss what to do. He told Yun Tian like this: "What if you wait for a long time?"

"No matter how long, I will wait." Yun Tian solemnly promised: "Even if you wait until you ascend to heaven and become an immortal, you will continue to wait."

Forever waiting.

Unless Bai Ze has someone he loves.

In that case, Yuntian will only bless him.

"You are such a brainless person." Bai Ze bared his teeth, and his smile was uglier than crying: "You can wait if you want to, but if I think clearly, I may not agree to you!"

Yun Tian's eyes lit up: You don't necessarily agree?So it is possible to agree?

"Okay, it's just that you have seen few people. If you have seen a woman as beautiful as a fairy, you will definitely not think about it." Bai Ze gave him an angry look: "Low experience, that's it. not good."

"I have met more people than you have traveled." Yun Tian didn't think so: "I have seen many outstanding female monks since I was a child, but I didn't like any of them."

Bai Ze was amused by him: "So, do you like a lot of you?"

"It seems useless." Yuntian told Bai Ze generously: "I'm not good enough for me."

"Ah bah!" Bai Ze said happily, dispelling the embarrassing atmosphere between each other: "Who do you think you are? Lingshi? Everyone loves you?"

"Basically?" Yun Tian is very slow in emotion, but once he finds someone he likes, he is very dedicated and serious: "They are all female monks who are younger than me, with the same cultivation level as me, but not as good as me. Up to my practice speed."

At the Golden Core Stage, a few female monks had revealed that they wanted to form a Taoist partner with him, but they hadn't figured out how to "knot" him, so he became a Nascent Soul.

Hearing that after he went out to practice, some female monks in the Nascent Soul stage wanted to become Taoist couples with him again, so he sent the news back with the Jade Slip of Communication that he was already in the stage of transformation.

Well, those female monks in the Nascent Soul stage are no longer good enough for him.

Besides, he has a "sweetheart", so there is no need to find him as a couple of dual monks.

"You're lucky. If you all nod and accept, you'll have a harem now." Bai Ze was envious and jealous. The female monk he valued several times was either too bold or unrestrained, or she wanted to kill his enemies.

What's more, one is older than the other, and they are hundreds of years old. He has never seen a young girl under the age of 20. They are all old monsters.

It's going to piss him off!

The two of them pierced through this layer of window paper, and it was a little awkward to get along with each other.

After finishing his meal, Bai Ze tidied up and went to his room. Then he saw Yun Tian sitting at the door guarding him. He usually didn't pay attention, but now he looked at him and felt awkward. He simply turned his back to Yun Tian and just looked at him. Jiu'er in the cat bag.

Jiu'er fell asleep a long time ago, holding a small, soft ball of wool, sleeping soundly.

The crystal ball was pushed into the corner by Gulu, and it was hard to see what was going on inside.

The north wind was howling outside, the sky and the earth were ice-gray, and the temperature seemed to be a little bit warmer than before.

The next day, after Bai Ze got up, he made breakfast, rice porridge made from pure white spirit rice, side dishes were pickled green jade cucumber strips, and candied topaz garlic cloves.

Even the fruits are ice fruits and sweet snow fog fruits.

Do you see anything?

That's right, these fruits are all fruits that can clear away heat and relieve summer heat.