Bai Ze

"I hope so, otherwise the heavy snow will fall more and more in the future. At that time, the road will be difficult and the sky will be closed." Yun Tian is not very optimistic about those people's hands-on ability.

The snow has only cleared here, and the sky is gloomy again. Judging by the darkness of the clouds, it is another heavy snow.

The snow in the north is like the rain in the south, it falls endlessly.

And as the winter gets colder, the snow gets bigger and bigger. It is said that in the twelfth lunar month, almost no one goes out in the north, because the weather is too cold and the snow is too heavy, even the monks don't want to go out.

Only those monks with a purpose will go to the ice field to look for ice crystals.

There are also those who go deep into the north, cross the ice field, and reach the snow field. Bai Ze guessed that the northern polar snow field is probably a place similar to the Antarctic and the North Pole.

It is ice and snow all the year round, and there are prehistoric and alien species living there. Anyway, it is a dangerous place.

Whether it is a human monk or a demon monk, those who are not capable dare not go there to explore, but there are really many good things that can be obtained in one expedition.

"Forget it, let's have corn porridge today." Bai Ze stretched his waist, "I have Aunt Huang Yuhua's side dishes, I'll give you a taste, and there's also a little fish sauce..."

At this time, the two of them were more interested in discussing food than Tanlang and his gang.

Tanlang and his group were really rushing to work. Taking advantage of the fact that it wasn't snowing, they really opened up the first line of sky, and then the four of them jumped out like burning their buttocks. This place is too dangerous, so they have to leave early.

They saw it with their own eyes, Bing Jiantian and his group were not easy to mess with, and they even arrested the group who followed them, and let them carry them away like grasshoppers. Say, everyone understands in their hearts.

After running hundreds of miles away, Boss Hu and his three brothers questioned Tanlang whether his nose was not his nose and his face was not his face: "The group of us is following behind, did you already know?"

At that time they were all surprised, only Tanlang looked calm.

It's too dangerous to be followed so far and they don't know anything about it.

In the past, the three brothers did not seldom do gangsters and eat gangsters. They know this too well. Usually gangsters don’t keep their lives alive. The people who followed them must have such an idea.

It's all my three brothers who are black and white. When will it be the turn of others to black and black on them?

"Yes." Tanlang said in a very bachelor way: "Anyway, they can't pose a threat to us. If necessary, we can betray them to the two seniors. As long as we don't take the initiative, who knows if the two seniors will To deal with the group of people in the back? You also know the cultivation of the two seniors, the middle stage of transformation! The four of us are tied together, and we are no match for others. If we can escape from death, go be happy!"

He used the word "we" very well, and regarded the four of them as a group, excluding the group of the one-eyed Scarface and them, and became enemies.

In this way, the Sanhu horse bandits naturally pulled him into the ranks of their own people and stopped being hostile.

Sure enough, his generous acknowledgment caught Sanhu Ma Bandit a little by surprise. Looking back, what this kid said was quite right. Before he had any contact with those two seniors, who knew what cultivation they were?

Even in the initial stage of incarnation, they are not their opponents. They are betting that the opponent's realm is unstable. What if the opponent's realm is stable?

Thinking about it again, the news about Daoist Bagua is also a bit inappropriate. What is "the stage of transformation of gods less than three hundred years old"?

When their brothers were [-] years old, they were only at the early stage of the Golden Core, and this was the fruit of the hard work of the three brothers. The road to cultivation was stumbling, and the Golden Core was already very good. , They didn't relax, and tried hard to go further.

They don't want to die, they want to live.

Otherwise, they wouldn't have practiced so hard and tried hard to obtain more resources. For this reason, their brothers have endured a lot of hardships.

Of course, when it comes to strikes, there is no mercy.

"As soon as you say that, our brothers will understand." Boss Hu and the others happily revealed this article: "Shall we go back to Bagua City?"

"You can't go back. Bagua City is the domain of Daoist Bagua. We are all loose cultivators, so we can't deal with him." Greedy Wolf objected: "But we can stay outside the city, and whoever comes to the north will form an alliance with whoever you and I They have all experienced it personally, those two are not easy to deal with, they are in the middle stage of transformation!"

With their testimony, no one will believe you.

"But what if they don't believe it?" Mr. Hu said, "After all, we don't have much credibility to speak of."

Does anyone believe what the three horse bandits and a lone bandit say?

Greedy Wolf has already thought about this matter: "If it's really not possible, I will swear to the Dao of Heaven that everything I said is true!"

As soon as he said this, the grudges that the three brothers had towards him disappeared.

"You are amazing!" Hu Laoer gave him a thumbs up: "You dare to do this, God swear!"

A cultivator believes in the way of heaven the most.

This kind of oath is bound by the way of heaven. If it is not done well, it will be punished by the way of heaven. God, at that time, no one can do anything.

You can't cheat with anyone, you can't cheat with the way of heaven.

"I'm telling the truth, so I'm not afraid." Tanlang smiled coldly: "Let's go, let's go back. I think there are many people who have been fooled by the real gossip, and the real gossip should pay for it!"

Everyone is not a kind person, if real gossip dares to trick them, they will definitely retaliate!

That's why Bai Ze let them go, let them go dog-eat-dog.

"Let's go!" The three horse bandits have never been the kind of master who repays grievances with kindness. This meeting almost fell through, and this bad breath must be vented.

With a lot of resentment, the four rushed in the direction of Bagua City.

As for the gloomy weather again, they don't care anymore.

It's just snowing, as long as it's not in a place like Yixiantian, they don't need to take it seriously.

Bai Ze and the others looked at the snow scene outside, drank hot tea, and ate snacks. The snow scene outside was very beautiful. Seeing such a snow scene, Bai Ze couldn't help singing: "I love you, the snow in Saibei... "

When he just wanted to howl loudly and there was no soundtrack, Bai Ze sang this song, which is called nine bends and eighteen bends, and he didn't want to sing well, he just wanted to roar.

It's not that Yun Tian has never heard Bai Ze sing, but every time it sounds good, but this time, it's different, it seems to be intentional, where is this singing?It seemed to be roaring.

He saw Bai Ze grinning and roaring, and felt that he was very happy. How could he be happy singing like this?

After roaring, Bai Ze finally felt at ease, and then looked at Yun Tian: "Would you like to sing too?"

"Me?" Yun Tian was taken aback, then shook his head: "No, I won't."

"You don't even know a little song?" Bai Ze didn't believe it: "Can you hum a song?"

"Really not." Yun Tian was an honest child, and immediately showed timidity: "There are not many people in the whole sect who can sing, and there are people who are incomplete in music repair, and they are very good at playing musical instruments."

Singing, not necessarily.

What's more, Gexiu is even rarer than Lexiu.

The entire comprehension world has never heard of anyone who is a song repairer.

Of course, it's okay for Bai Ze to pretend to be Le Xiu or something, but that's fine with Ge Xiu. With this singing style, he's afraid that the other party's mouth will be foaming at the mouth. Think about Jin Sha and the others from Wu Niang Lou.

Looking back now, his heartbeat is still a little abnormal, and he doesn't know how Bai Ze sang that humming song?

"This won't work, you can't even sing a love song, how can you pick up girls in the future?" Bai Ze was worried, Yun Tian was good at everything, but he was too serious and upright, which was his portrayal.

Since the female monks in the cultivation world live a long time and have a lot of knowledge, apart from their strength, who would be willing to marry a serious person?

Even if he is his eldest brother, why don't he always have romance with his sister-in-law?

Monks generally don't celebrate their birthdays, but they spend their entire lives, such as one hundred years old, two hundred years old, or a thousand years old.

He knew that his sister-in-law would be a thousand years old in four years, that is, a thousand years old.

When he left, his elder brother, the master of the sect, had already begun to prepare secretly, planning to surprise his wife when the time came.

The surprise is to secretly practice singing ditties.

It was his idea, to sing the song "Xiao Wei". Although the words of that song are simple and straightforward, it is very suitable for his elder brother, because his sister-in-law has the word "Wei" in her boudoir name. People have known each other since they were young, but they were young at that time and didn't have that kind of idea. They just met each other once and knew each other as friends rather than enemies.

Later, they grew up and experienced some things. After 200 years, they became husband and wife.

No matter what kind of elegant vocabulary, it is not as good-sounding and moving as it is straightforward, just because there is no embellishment, this is the voice of his elder brother.

What's more, his sister-in-law is really interesting to the sect.

The descendants of the miscellaneous masters, her dowry, not to mention, the reason why there are so many monks of all kinds in the sect is mostly due to his sister-in-law, who can understand everything, which greatly Enriching the ways of cultivating the sect's disciples, so that they don't flock to become sword cultivators or alchemists, that is not a blessing for the sect.

Look at his elder brother, for the sake of his wife, he is willing to bow his head to him, secretly learning to sing a little song, why is Yun Tian still living his life with a straight face?

"I don't need it." Yun Tian froze for a moment.

"Don't!" Bai Ze stretched out his hand and pinched his handsome face, he was so jealous: "You can't do this, although you are so handsome, but which female cultivator can live like you for a lifetime? Unless she lacks one father."

"I won't be someone's father." Yun Tian said with a straight face, "I will be someone's ancestor."

"I don't want you to be an ancestor, what can I do? If you, an old ancestor, are asked to coax the children, you can't even sing a little song, how can you coax the children?" Bai Ze deliberately ran on him.

"I'm wrong." Yun Tian held his breath, "I don't coax the children either."

"Ahahaha... are you serious?" Bai Ze couldn't hold back anymore, he couldn't straighten up with joy.

Yun Tian didn't say a word, so Bai Ze laughed if he liked.

"But to be honest, you have to be a little flirtatious, at least you can make girls happy." Bai Ze is not only worried about Yuntian's future partner: "Otherwise, if you are alone, even if you can live as a thousand-year-old turtle, What's the fun?"

"A thousand-year-old king and 8-year-old tortoise?" Yuntian reminded him lightly: "Is your master a thousand years old? Your senior brother and sister-in-law are also a thousand years old, right? And your uncle..."

"Stop talking, I was wrong." Bai Ze is the type who knows his mistakes and can correct them, so he quickly poured Yun Tian a cup of hot tea: "Come, drink tea, drink tea!"

I hope I can shut Yun Tian's mouth, as soon as he is happy, he forgets that this is the cultivation world!

When I was on the earth before, I remember a witty saying: Ninety is the right age, eighty is puberty, seventy is younger brother, and sixty is old?

For some people, the retirement age has been extended to 70 years old.

But in the realm of comprehension, let alone ninety, you are nine hundred years old, and you are all younger brother material.

As for the person who is only 20 years old and only 21 after the new year, he is simply a baby, the kind who is still under the full moon.

Not enough to see!

It's no wonder that some people believed the lies of the gossip real person, thinking that they had some adventures.

In fact, to be honest, apart from time travel and rebirth, Bai Ze swears to God, he really didn't have any adventures.

It's just luck!

Yun Tian enjoyed Bai Ze's hospitality for a while, took a sip of hot tea, and asked him casually: "Then, do you have an ideal female monk in your mind? The one with dual cultivation."

A monk does not necessarily have to be a bachelor for the rest of his life. Some monks have never been married, but concubines, stoves, maids, etc., as long as they are not married, they are free.

Because for them, it is impossible for these people to accompany them for a long time. On the road of cultivation, these people are just passers-by.

I am the only one walking on the road, and those passers-by can only be with me for a while, not for a lifetime.

Daoist companions are different.

"My Taoist companion?" Bai Ze scratched his head, "I haven't thought about it yet."

This is the truth.

"Haven't thought about it?" Yun Tian frowned: "Well, yes, you are too young."

Bai Ze choked: "I'm already an adult, and I've had the crowning ceremony."

Yun Tian refuted him: "If you really grow up, why did your master only give you the crown ceremony, but didn't take the characters for you? You don't have any at home? It's not because you are too young, if you don't have characters , I’ll call him Master Bai Ze, it’s pretty good.”

Bai Ze really didn't think about this.

"I'll grow up... I'll grow up!" Bai Zexin said, don't you compare your age, ability, and youth with you old monsters who are hundreds of thousands of years old?When you two are 30 years old, [-]% of you are still practicing hard in the sect.

"Yeah." Yun Tian still didn't give up: "Then what kind of person have you thought about finding a double cultivation?"

This must be asked clearly, otherwise I will have no idea.

"Didn't you think about it before." Bai Ze rested his chin to look at the snowflakes falling outside: "I was at the master's place when I was a child, and I was the youngest one in our sect, the youngest one, and it's the same now. "

The youngest one represents the most favored one. To be honest, when he came out to practice, those disciples who were obviously much lower than him called him Xiao Zu while spreading all kinds of knowledge with him, for fear of losing money outside.

He even told him not to look at those seductive female monks, they are not good people.

In his previous life, Bai Ze was an orphan. He was not very active in such things, because many girls were picky and picky, and the ratio of male to female was seriously out of balance. Every family had many only children. If they got married, he would You are not alone, you have to be responsible for another person, and you have to worry more about having children. Under the exam-oriented education, children's academic performance is a headache, and it takes more money to raise children. Some people have made boring statistics, saying that raising children One child older, at least a million!

And the most nonsensical thing is that raising this child may not necessarily make him a talent.

How many children have been spoiled and lost their appearance?

Selfish, gnawing on the old, playing big names, bad-tempered, and always brain-dead.

Don't talk about providing for your parents, you have to let your parents support them, dreaming all day long when you have nothing to do, or marrying a wife and forgetting your mother, don't talk about filial piety, it would be good if you don't beat your father and scold your mother.

So at that time, Bai Ze was a little worried about getting married, and he was afraid that if he married a delicate girl, he would be ruined for the rest of his life.

So much so that he was already in his thirties, but he couldn't find a suitable one, but he had a lot of savings, which attracted many women, but he didn't have so much time to spend.

Girls won't like his boring job and life without romance.

There is a playboy next to Bai Ze, that boy has a fiancée, three girlfriends, and eight beauties he has met. He wears flowers and butterflies every day, but Bai Ze feels that he is still very empty, and he does not know that he has made so many girls. ,What is the use?

Later that guy fell ill and was hospitalized, and those girls went to see him, okay, a car crash!

Only then did I know that I had stepped on several boats.

Are the girls easy to provoke?It all went to the company. Fortunately, the boss valued his work ability, not his character.

Otherwise, even the work will be over.

Seeing that Bai Ze was silent, Yun Tian stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder after a while: "Can't figure it out yet?"

"No, I'm just a little lost in thought." Bai Ze gritted his teeth: "The other half in my mind must have an independent personality, and can't cling to me like an ivy, and of course, can't be too close to me. points; you must have great talent, and be able to accompany me to achieve enlightenment and immortality! You must also be caring, caring for small animals, and you must not dislike my cat son, and you must not be too cruel, such as killing people like hemp, that is absolutely not allowed! No matter how you don’t care about it, but you must be young, otherwise I will feel guilty! You must also look good, otherwise I will not be reconciled to an ugly and unsalted person. You must also have a good figure, the one that looks like hairtail..."

The more Bai Ze talked, the more excited he became: "Let's not have body odor, then I'd be disgusted. If I can cook, I don't need to wash clothes. Now that a spell has passed, it's cleaner than washing by hand."

Yun Tian sat on the side, slowly comparing himself in his mind: his personality must belong to the independent type; As for love...he decided to treat Jiu'er better in the future; he would not do that easily if he killed people like hemp; Ze is young, but in the world of comprehension, those who are in the mid-stage of transformation before the age of three hundred are rare; what about appearance, touched his face, as Bai Ze said, he is so handsome.

Before the horoscope was even written, Yuntian had automatically checked in and took his seat.

But Bai Ze only imagined his other half, but he forgot that Taoist couples in the cultivation world are not traditional men and women, men and women can be both, and they pay more attention to the mutual complementarity of spiritual root than physical pleasure. , and the complementarity of exercises.