Bai Ze

A pair of demon cultivators, it’s okay to bring a little boy, but also a human monk. In the eyes of the two of them, this human monk is actually just like a little boy. After all, they are almost five thousand years old, and this human monk is only five years old. centenarians.

It's tiring enough to bring your own cub, why do you want to bring a human cub?

Absolutely not!

"I just want to protect you. It's inconvenient for you to bring children. I'm a swordsman." Feng Xinglie said seriously, "I was confused and did something bad. Please give me a chance to redeem myself."

Remembering that he once helped the evildoers, Feng Xinglie was very self-defeating, but later, Bai Ze told him that the sun always comes after the storm.

This sentence saved him.

He no longer runs away, since he has fallen, he just gets up and keeps going.

Jianxiu has a very strong heart, a firm will, and the idea of ​​never admitting defeat.

He still has the courage to correct his mistakes and start all over again.

"Jianxiu is not a nanny." Ah Jin firmly disagreed.

Bai Ze said from the side: "Sword cultivator is a tank!"

The sequelae left by playing online games, sword repair, force repair to open the way, Buddha repair to increase blood, law repair and demon repair to attack from a distance, this is the safest two-one-two formation, the most suitable standard match for five-person groups, every time open up wasteland, All of these formations entered the copy.

It's just that although they are considered a family of five, they don't quite match each other.

"Tank? What are you talking about?" Yun Tian and the others had question marks on their faces.

Bai Ze stuck out his tongue: "It's nothing, the three of you are fine together, it's a good idea to give him a chance to reform himself, let him go hunting, feed A Xue, and A Jin guard A Xue, it's quite appropriate."

In fact, it's really suitable, the big deal, Ah Jin and Feng Xinglie take turns to go hunting, leaving one to guard Ah Xue and the child.

This is safe and secure.

"Okay, let him follow." In the end, it was Axue who spoke, this sword repairer couldn't swallow it anymore, so he would keep it as a coolie, which was considered a bad breath.

In this way, these three people brought the two little golden-horned pythons into a rather incomprehensible combination.

Before we parted, Yun Tian counted their protective tokens, and Bai Ze added something to them: "If possible, go back and look through the ruins of the Dragon Inn, there must be some things left behind, if you still want to Stay there and rebuild the Dragon Inn, you know how to build it."

"We want to go back, that is our nest after all." A Jin said: "Besides, the child is still young and needs a warm place to grow up."

"Okay, if there is any accident, if we have no time to rescue, go to Yuntian Xianzong, take my token, no one will embarrass you, and ask to see my master directly when you go." Yuntian said: "The gatekeeper Qingjiao also Meet their reverse scales."

"Understood." Ajin put Ni Lin away.

People in the comprehension world are already used to such distinctions.

However, Bai Ze is not used to it yet. He hugged the kitten and looked at the two little golden-horned pythons with a very sad look in his eyes: "I don't know if I can see their human forms when we meet next time."

Originally, it could be transformed into a human form, but because it is convenient and quick to carry around in a snake form, these two little golden-horned pythons have always been in a snake form.

"It's definitely possible." Ashe nodded: "Teach them to change into human form when we go back."

Although it will be clumsy, the human form is more conducive to cultivation.

The two groups finally separated, one flew north and the other headed in the direction they had come.

Bai Ze stood on the silver plate of the calendula, flying unsteadily to the north, Yun Tian stood on the side, and the flying sword circled around the silver plate of the calendula, protecting the safety of the people on the silver plate of the calendula.

As for Bai Ze, he was making something with his head down, a feeding bottle.

It's not for humans, it's for kittens, it's too much work with a spoon, he's going to make a cat feeding bottle.

Cat bottles are thinner and have smaller nipples than human baby bottles.

As a magic weapon for flying, the calendula silver plate flies super fast, but it is more stable than an airplane.

Bai Ze sat on it, as stable and quiet as if he was sitting in his own room.

Refined a few baby bottles, the pacifiers are made of the tree sap of a three-level spiritual plant latex tree, pure natural latex is the best, the taste, even Bai Ze made a few adult pacifiers for himself and Yuntian Three for one person.

When Yun Tian received this gift, his expression was particularly troubled: "I think this should be given to A Xue's child."

Not a big old man like myself.

Especially the shape, it looks so bad.

"This is for you, let me tell you, this is an adult version of a pacifier, it is used for anti-anxiety, and it is the most effective for soothing." Bai Ze told him: "It's rare that I made a few suitable ones, three for each person, Don’t give too much.”

I think this thing was very popular when I was in the office.

Especially some stressed professional women like to play with a pacifier in their leisure time.

It is said that I am afraid of obesity and I am trying to lose weight. If I eat office snacks in my spare time, I will not only violate the regulations, disrespect the company and work hard, but more importantly, I will gain weight.

Those melon seeds, peanuts, and beef jerky have high calorie value.

The pacifier is different. First, it occupies the free space of the mouth.

In this way, there is no chance to eat snacks, not even a place to drink milk tea.

The second is to relieve stress and comfort. Women work harder than men in the workplace.

Bai Ze was also on a whim today, thinking about making a feeding bottle for the cat, but there were some materials left over to make a pacifier, an adult pacifier, an adult pacifier for comfort.

"Okay." Yun Tian took it in a tangled state, and immediately put it in his storage bag, and planned to keep it in the storage bag in the future.

Take it out and hold it in your mouth... and it looks like you are holding a flying sword with a pacifier in your mouth... Vomit!

It's unimaginable!

Stomach churned.

Bai Ze used a feeding bottle for the kitten. Compared to drinking milk from a spoon by himself, the feeding bottle is so much better, isn't it?

The kitten does not scatter its paws while holding the feeding bottle. The pink and tender little pads are printed on the transparent feeding bottle. The feeding bottle is made of pure crystal, which is definitely more transparent than glass products, and contains aura, gentle It is non-irritating, and with goat milk, it is not enough to feed a kitten, but it is enough to feed a monthly baby.

In the evening, the two of them camped in a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters. Bai Ze still only cared about raising cats. Went to hunt prey, and discussed with Bai Ze: "How about eating fish today?"

"It's good to eat fish!" Bai Ze nodded, "It's just right, let's see if the kitten likes it or not."

Yun Tian held his breath, then calmed down again: "Can it eat fish at such a small size?"

"No!" Bai Ze answered casually: "You can drink fish soup, I cook it myself."

Yun Tian somewhat regretted suggesting to eat fish at night.

"Don't go too far." Bai Ze said again: "Isn't there a pool outside? Just go there to catch fish."

"Okay." Yun Tian had no choice but to do so.

The place they chose was a natural cave, the inside was very clean, outside the cave was a meadow, beyond the meadow was a small waterfall, under the waterfall there was a deep pool, the area was as big as a basketball court, was it deep? Haven't explored.

But Yun Tian walked to the edge of the pool and casually threw a nourishing pill into it.

Afterwards, the calm pool was filled with water splashes, and it was obvious that something had swam up.

Taking out the silver wire net that Bai Ze gave him to catch fish, Yun Tian not only wanted to have fun, but this silver wire net is really necessary for home and travel.

Suddenly, the water splashed, and a big fish as long as one person jumped out of the water.

Seeing Yuntian, with a flick of its tail, the whole fish formed a beautiful arc in the air, and came straight to Yuntian. In the wide open fish mouth, there were rows of jagged fangs. Vegetarian.

The scales of the whole body are black and shiny, but the tail is red, the fins are blue, and the eyes are blood red.

As soon as Yuntian's silver wire net was thrown out, it was strong against the wind, and immediately made the net strong. At this time, the fish's mouth was only three meters away from Yuntian.

The flying sword under Yun Tian's feet flew into the air, and as soon as he drew the net in his hand, the big fish writhed in the air, but how could the thing caught in the silver wire net leave?

This fish has been around for a long time, and it still has some ability in the Qi training period, but it is nothing when it leaves the deep pool.

Can only be reduced to food.

Yun Tian returned to the cave with such a big man, Bai Ze opened his mouth wide: "Where did you get it?"

A big fish as tall as a person, with a fat body and gleaming scales, even if it leaves the water, this big fish will not die so easily.

It's still moving, and the mouth is opening one by one, as if cursing.

"It was fished out of the water pond." Yun Tian didn't mention the nourishing pill that he threw down as bait in advance.

For him, the nourishing pill is like jelly beans, but for the three-color carp born under a deep pool in a ravine, it is a great supplement.

Over the years in the deep pool, some spiritual energy has also been born. This three-color carp has existed for an unknown number of years, and it is about to become a spirit. It has become an instinct to devour something with spiritual energy when it encounters it.

Finally, after taking one pill, he wanted to eat more, so he jumped out of the water, and when he saw Yun Tian, ​​his body was filled with aura.

The first feeling is to devour this guy and benefit endlessly.

But I didn't expect that all of this was a trap. The food instantly became a fisherman, caught it with a fishing net, and it could never go back into the water, and became an ingredient.

"It's really big, this... Let's braise this one!" Bai Ze droolingly said, "One part is braised in soy sauce, one part is steamed, and the fish head is made into a chopped pepper fish head! Take out the fish bone marrow and save it for the kitten! "

In an instant, Bai Ze thought about how to eat this fish.

"Why is there no sashimi?" Yun Tian remembered that the chef in the sect said that the way of eating fish is very good, not only the ingredients are fresh, but also the taste is very unique.

"You're stupid!" Bai Ze immediately raised his voice, "If this is eaten raw, who can guarantee its cleanliness?"

"Is this fish clean?" Yun Tian mentioned this big fish, and the pool water dripping on the ground was very clear: "It didn't stick to dirt."

In fact, the silver wire mesh has been hooking the three-color carp, floating in mid-air, up to one meter above the ground, not to mention dirt, even dust can't get on it.

"That's not what I'm talking about." Bai Ze pointed at the big fish and said, "Is it wild?"

"Of course." If this thing is domesticated, who can afford it?

Besides, with such a big body, and looking at it like that, it is definitely a second-order monster.

"Who knows what kind of parasites are on wild fish?" Bai Ze said righteously: "If you don't cook it, you can't eat it. Any raw food is not clean, and there is no ultraviolet light to kill the virus here. It's better to be safe and cook it." Eat it, I don't want your stomach full of worms running around, I can't help but feed you thunder pills!"

Lei Wan, a children's deworming drug developed by Bai Ze.

I remember when I was in the orphanage, the dean's mother gave the children that pagoda candy, which is a simple but effective deworming medicine for children.

After growing up, I went back to visit the dean’s mother, and the dean’s mother also told them that it’s okay to go out to drink and eat, but the first thing is not to drink too much, and you must stay awake at all times, otherwise accidents will happen and you will suffer; the second is to eat carefully. , Do not mix seafood with beer, as it will increase uric acid, and you will easily get gout, and you can’t eat raw food, sashimi, deer raw, etc. indiscriminately, so as not to eat unclean things and get worms in your stomach.

This is not to scare people, he has seen a case.

A handsome guy went out to play, and caught a bullfrog without gloves. What he ate was a dried bullfrog.

When I came back, I had a splitting headache, went to check and found a parasite in my head!

The chopsticks are so long!

In the end, the hospital operation was taken out, how scary!

He wondered to himself, how could someone who is very hygienic have this thing?

The doctor also said that this thing generally does not parasitize on people, unless hygiene is not paid attention to.

The man thought about it for a long time, only to realize that he did not wear gloves when he caught the bullfrog that day, and this kind of parasite usually lays eggs on the bullfrog, but the bullfrog often enters the water, and the eggs are washed away by the water, hatching at the bottom of the water, and the larvae In many cases, it becomes fish food and is eaten by fish in the water.

He was quite unlucky. He had a small cut on his hand that day. He accidentally scratched it open while playing. The insect eggs took advantage of it and flowed into the brain along with the blood. The brain is a good place with a skull on it. For protection, there is a soft brain as a bed, and the blood is abundant and warm... Thinking about it, even Bai Ze is afraid.

At that time, the parasite can still be removed by surgery. Where can I find a doctor for surgery in this place?

And it's craniotomy.

That's why Bai Ze, who is so afraid of death, resolutely shuts out all dangers that threaten his life, and never eats raw fish!

"Okay, isn't Thunder Pill an insect repellent?" Yun Tian still knew about those weird little pills from Bai Ze, and each of them had wonderful functions.

One of them is called "Jiejiu Pill", Yuntian doesn't even know, why waste the spirit grass and elixir to refine the elixir that can relieve the effect of spirit wine?

"Yes, if you want to eat raw fish, I'll give you two pieces of that thing." After feeding the kitten and putting it to sleep, Bai Ze started to cook the big fish.

I was even more surprised as soon as I got started: "This fish is full of spirit."

"Well, the meat must be good." This is Yuntian's evaluation. At the same time, Yuntian looked down at the kitten: "This can't always be a kitten, a kitty? Give it a name."

"That's right, what do you call it? Let it be my surname. How about a snow-white kitten called Bai Baobao?" Bai Ze chatted with Yun Tian while quickly picking up the big fish.

"No, it sounds like your son, and are you sure, your parents will let him be named Bai?" Yun Tian reminded Bai Ze lightly: "Besides, it is just a cat, not a spirit beast. .”

"I will make it a spirit beast that is feared by the entire cultivation world!" Bai Ze raised his little paw and roared fiercely toward the sky, "The kind that makes the cultivation world tremble three times when you stomp your feet."

"Mimi." The little cat called softly, as if it was responding, but it may also be because it disliked Bai Ze's loud voice and woke it up.

Bai Ze hurriedly shut up, the fish head was already arranged, and it was just about to be steamed.

Smelling the smell of fish, the little cat instinctively opened its eyes and sniffed around: "Mimi?"

Seeing such a kitten, Yun Tian felt less worried. There is really no need for him to take precautions with a kitten like this.

With such a limp posture, not to mention killing people, if you can not be slapped to death, it is considered a high incense.

Bai Ze has been busy for a while, and found that the whole body of this fish is full of aura, especially the bone marrow in the fish bones. He put away a big plate, and planned to feed it to the cat when he was able to eat. it eats.

This kind of aura is the most suitable for kittens.

He is not sure if this little cat can practice, but spiritual energy can always delay aging and longevity. He hopes that the little cat can accompany him for a long time, and he must realize his unfulfilled wish in this life in this life.

Soon, it will be ready to eat.

Sweet and sour fish fillet, chopped pepper fish head, braised fish belly, steamed fish tail, served with fish bone soup.

Especially the fish bone soup, the boiled bones are so rotten, you only need to add a little salt to the milky white fish soup, it is so delicious that Bai Ze almost swallowed his own tongue.

The smell also made the kitten unable to bear it, and started meowing, a small ball, stumbling around in the swaddling clothes.

"Are you really hungry?" Bai Ze couldn't hold back, and poured some fish soup with a clean feeding bottle.

I deliberately skimmed off the fat on it, leaving only a light fish soup, which is similar in color to spirit goat's milk.

After it cools down, feed it to the little cat. The little guy is holding the bottle and sucking happily, and the little tail flicks and flicks, indicating that he is in a super good mood.

Baize was so happy: "Looks like he's a snack."

"Let's eat." Yun Tian picked out all the fish bones.

"Oh, eat, eat!" Bai Ze held the kitten in one hand and chopsticks in the other, eating to his heart's content.

The night passed quickly, and the next day, Bai Ze used the leftovers to eat a pot of noodles. After sharing with Yun Tian, ​​he served a silver plate of marigolds and headed north all the way.

Three days later, they finally arrived at a big city. This city was very large. It was built on a plain, with cliffs as a barrier, and even surrounded the position of a high mountain in the city. The city was shaped like a gossip, and eight gates were opened.

Named according to the gossip, the gate of the gate of death is only allowed to enter and exit the funeral.

The birth gate is random, but many people only enter and exit through there when they have newborns at home.

The other doors are not so particular.

The two of them got off the calendula silver plate, looked up at the city name hanging above the city gate, the corners of Bai Ze's mouth twitched: "Is this a joke?"