Bai Ze

Bai Ze glanced at the birds flying in the distance: "This is?"

"It's called the Fire Feather Jade Bird." Rhinoceros Qing said with a vigilant expression, "It's not easy to provoke."

"How could it be?" Bai Ze took a careful look at the birds: "The little ones look cute, don't they?"

The body length is no more than half a meter. The structure on the mouth is quite interesting. It is the structure of the syrinx. The syringus muscles are relatively complicated. The toes are off-toed, with three toes in front and one behind. Marginal scales often fused into a single scale; sparrow-jawed skull.

The fiery red feathers are like little flames.

"What's so cute?" Rhinoceros Qing curled his lips, pointed at the birds and said to his son, "Look clearly, these little things look good, they can help us clean up the dirty things on our bodies, but they can also suck blood. Don't let them get close, otherwise, they will rush over in a swarm, and when they are full, you will only have a piece of skin left."

Bai Ze was stunned: "No, didn't it mean that this thing is to help everyone groom their hair, pick out fleas, lice, blood-sucking flies, or ticks and maggots on the skin, and then eat them?"

This should be a good bird, right?

"Yeah, they eat all kinds of parasites on those monsters, but they also suck blood as a reward." Rhino Lily said: "It looks good, but they are definitely not good. It's okay to do some cleaning work. Once you are injured and need to clean up the parasites on your body, they will suck the blood of the host mercilessly, even to the point of being bloodthirsty and cruel. Once they find a small wound on your body, You will never miss it. At this time, the originally flat beak for grooming becomes a sharp knife. They will slowly expand the wound and suck blood directly. Moreover, these wounds are generally not easy to scab, so there will be a few days. Fresh blood is available to feed on. In addition, these wounds also breed more blood-sucking lice and parasites, which are their long-term food source."

Bai Ze's scalp went numb when he heard it: "My god!"

Xi Niuqing took the opportunity to teach his son: "Remember, only when you are completely strong and not hurt at all can you enjoy the attentive service of these guys. As long as you have no wounds on your body, they will have nothing to do with you!"

At this moment, the flock of birds had already flown over. When they saw the family of Flame Rhinoceros, they immediately hovered over their heads, their voices were clear and enthusiastic.

Rhino celebrated that they hadn't turned into prototypes.

"Why not become a prototype?" Bai Ze asked them curiously, "At least clean up the parasites on the skin or something."

"We are all demon cultivators, who would give birth to that thing?" Rhinoceros Qing said angrily, "I was bullied by them when I was young, and I will never let them get close when I grow up."

Rhino Lian told her son and Bai Ze: "He was bullied when he was a child, so he never forgets it when he grows up."

The crowd burst into laughter, startling the birds, who immediately spread their wings and flew away from them.

Probably because the atmosphere was so good, everyone actually sat and chatted with this family for a while, only to realize that Rhinoceros Qingben was born here as a flame rhinoceros. After leaving here, I found my daughter-in-law Rhinoceros Lotus outside.

It took another 3000 years to have a son, Rhinoceros Zhuang.

Because Rhinoceros Qing always told his wife and son about the place of birth, which is the Huoling Grassland, but he never had a chance to come in. Finally, the secret realm of Phoenix Eyes was finally opened, and they happened to meet him. What is there to say?

Came in with his wife and son.

Relying on their familiarity with this place, their foothold is the place where Rhinoceros Qing used to stay, and they came here directly. Rhinoceros has been eating for almost 20 days, and their mouths are non-stop. In the first ten days, Rhino Qing was very happy, because the more his son ate, the stronger his little body became.

But later, Xiao Zhuang Zhuang ate too much, couldn't digest it, and he was greedy again. The flame rhinoceros couple had never raised children. Qiao, understood a lot of things, but their parents were not demon cultivators, but ordinary flame rhinoceros.

No one told them how to raise children.

Moreover, monsters are not the same as humans. The cultivation techniques can be passed on, but it is not said that the way of raising children can also be passed on.

So the couple is trying to raise their son, and they don't know what to do when the child eats too much.

Otherwise, they wouldn't have watched their son moaning helplessly, but the couple were helpless.

It can be said that this is very grateful to Bai Ze.

"From now on, let him eat until he's seventy percent full. If he's not full, but he's not hungry, that's fine. Children are like this." Bai Ze said, "When I was young, every meal was fed according to the weight. My sister-in-law takes care of me personally, every day steamed eggs, each egg has the same weight, no more than a little."

"It's so delicate!" Sure enough, the rhinoceros lotus, who became a mother, was amazed at such a precise raising method.

"What's this?" Bai Ze laughed, "I've seen more sophisticated childcare..."

I think back then, he was in his thirties, and the classmates, friends, and colleagues around him all had children. Those little creatures ate and slept every day, and their milk was rationed. No, even the water for milk powder is a special small bucket of baby mineral water.

Even the washing machine has a special washing machine for babies.

With high temperature, ultraviolet disinfection function.

Compared with raising children like this, rhino mothers raising their cubs are like freeing them.

It's better to say more than to do more. When Xiaopangdun is comfortable, Bai Ze specially invites everyone to continue eating and gives Xiaopangdun a "children's meal".

Everyone looks at Bai Ze, why does he bring children's meals?

"This is to commemorate my childhood." Bai Ze rubbed his little nose: "Eat once in a while, and miss my parents, as well as the master, elder brother and sister-in-law who raised me."

The sister-in-law cannot be mentioned alone, although it is true that the sister-in-law takes care of his life more.

But we cannot deny the kindness of our parents in birth and the kindness of our master in nurturing us.

In fact, the children's meal is just a little more refined, and there should be no hard, cold and irritating food, so the food for the little rhinoceros Zhuangzhuang is a big bowl of spiritual vegetable porridge, a big bowl of peony shrimp steamed water eggs, thick fish Roasted, Rouge Winter Melon Balls and Bear Mushroom Buns.

At the same time full of childlike fun, it is also exquisite and cute, with bright colors, which are all styles that children like.

Bring it out, put it on a tray, set a big table for Zhuang Zhuang alone, and let the child have a table by himself: "Come on, Zhuang Zhuang, try it, this is a children's meal, specially made for you, you eat alone .”

Originally, Bai Ze handed over a small white jade spoon, fearing that the child would not be able to use the chopsticks.

Who knows that children don't want spoons: "Just use your hands."

Then he opened his mouth wide, and half a bowl of porridge went down, and when he scooped it up with his hands, two thick fish sauces also entered his mouth.

"It's delicious!" Little Fatty started to eat with great enthusiasm.

Bai Ze still put the white jade spoon into the custard: "You still need to use this."

By the way, this little fat guy looks cute.

For example, in the New Year pictures, the fat doll holding a carp is still an enlarged version, and this child is chubby, but not stupid at all, white and tender, very cute.

Taking advantage of his parents' inattention, Bai Ze stepped forward and touched it twice, oh, little fat fat is simply too soft.

Bai Ze's every move was under Yun Tian's attention, seeing how he touched the little boy, how do you see it, how does it look familiar?

It's almost like touching yourself.

Immediately, the temperature around Yuntian dropped by three points.

On the contrary, it made everyone feel cool for a while, which is rare in the Phoenix Eye Secret Realm.

Everyone ate and drank, and finally, there was no longer a gap between races. Although they couldn't be harmonious, at least everyone had a chat, and it was okay to tell a joke.

Especially Rhino Lian, who asked Bai Ze for advice on how to prepare children's meals for her son.

The children's meals that Bai Ze prepared for Little Pang Dun were all vegetarian, which was more suitable for the rhino's eating habits.

But it can't be all vegetarian, this is not a rhinoceros on the earth, the flame rhinoceros here are monsters, and some who have opened their minds become demon cultivators and eat meat.

Just don't eat much.

"There are meat and vegetables in order to maintain a healthy body. For children, nutrition must be balanced." Bai Ze acted as a professional in front of novice mothers: "Of course, this meat should be light, and it is best to eat it with spiritual vegetables." , and drink plenty of water, even though you are demon cultivators of the fire attribute, it doesn't mean you don't drink water."

In fact, Bai Ze didn't know if there was meat in their recipes?

If not, what should I do if I eat meat and have a bad stomach?

So what he prepares for the children are all vegetarian dishes, and even the meat should be stewed, not braised in soy sauce.

Light is the word, the amount is not easy to grasp, what kind of light?

This is a small retreat that Bai Ze left for himself.

"Not bad, not bad!" Rhino Lotus nodded frequently.

After the little fat man finished eating, Rhinoceros Qing also found that his son really liked the food and drink provided by the human monks.

I told Bai Ze generously that I want two recipes for making drinks.

"What do you like to drink? Just ask." Bai Ze was very generous with this, just a little something to drink.

"Just the soy milk, red date soy milk, walnut soy milk, two prescriptions." Rhino Qing thought for a while, "I'll exchange it with you for a thousand-year-old blue flower on the ice bottom."

For the fire-type demon cultivator, this ice-bottom blue flower is useless to him.

However, because it is an extremely cold thing collected under the ice, even human monks can't go down, unless they are masters in the realm of refining gods.

Otherwise, going down is the result of being frozen to death.

The fire demon cultivators are different. They are born with huge prototypes, which can store more spiritual power. It is very convenient to go down and collect this thing.

Compared with human monks, monster monks are indeed unique.

So this thing is considered precious.

"Okay, bring it!" Bai Ze didn't know the value of this thousand-year-old ice-bottomed blue flower, he just thought, a method of making soy milk, if he likes it, he can show them, the foodie country is rich and splendid food civilization.

scare them to death!

He was so happy, but Rhinoceros Qing felt embarrassed: "For the sake of your being so happy, I will add something to you."

In fact, he collected these thousand-year-old blue flowers at the bottom of the ice, and he didn't do it on purpose. He only thought about collecting them when he saw the bones of many human monks under the ice, all of which were frozen to death. , Thinking that a monk of the human race can't do this, can't he be a monk of the monster race?

At that time, the desire to win was aroused, and this thousand-year-old ice-bottom blue flower was collected.

In fact, their fire demon cultivators don't need this thing at all, so they might as well take it out and give it to their son to change the way of making drinks.

But, Bai Ze agreed so happily, it made him feel embarrassed to bully the child.

"Okay, I'll take whatever you give me." Bai Ze was very talkative.

Qin Shuang and the others were not very happy. After all, Bai Ze was so easy to talk, but the other party fooled him so obviously, it was too much.

His face was revealed at that moment.

Rhino Lian was not too happy either: "What are you doing? Bai Ze gave me a recipe for soy milk, what did you mix in?"

Rhinoceros Lotus may be the one in charge at home. She took out the thousand-year-old blue flower on the ice and gave it to Bai Ze: "This right is an apology from my family. He has a hot temper and a straight bowel."

"It's okay." He said it was okay, but Bai Ze quickly accepted the apology.

The EQ of Rhinoceros Lotus is much higher than that of Rhinoceros Qing. She took out a jade box for locking spirits: "This is Chihuo Jade Pearl Gold, a rare treasure of natural talent, rare in the world of cultivation. There are ten yuan in it. You Nine people, it’s okay to divide them up.”

She thought clearly, ten yuan, not one yuan, after they divided, at most, Bai Ze would get two yuan.

In order to avoid the uneven distribution of human monks, fight again, or even hurt each other, kill people or something.

It's not impossible, she's seen a lot.

"No, we don't have a recipe for soy milk. We don't want to touch this stuff, which belongs to shopkeeper Bai." Qin Shuang immediately explained, "You can count Yuntian, but don't count us."

This must be made clear, otherwise can they still play happily with each other?

Bai Ze gritted his teeth, "That's right, this thing is mine, and it has nothing to do with anyone else."

Then he put the things away, and handed them to Yun Tian: "Isn't it a good thing?"

"Good stuff." Yun Tian put the things away very quickly: "It is indeed a rare treasure."

This thing, even his master wanted to look for it, but he never found it.

Unexpectedly, in the hands of this pair of flame rhino demon cultivators.

"Hehe, it's easy to say, easy to say." Bai Ze gave a sheet of soy milk recipes, and by the way, attached [-] kinds of soy milk recipes.

Jujube soymilk, sesame soymilk, walnut soymilk, peanut soymilk...

"Children, you can't drink soy milk all the time. You can drink as much as you want every day. Don't give any more, so that he can develop good living habits..." Well, these are all when I was in the orphanage. One of the mantras that the eldest mother often chanted.

At that time, there were many children in the orphanage, and it was very difficult for the nanny mothers to take care of them. The dean’s mother said that the meals were fixed and rationed, and they should not eat too much, so as not to prevent some children from eating snacks after meals, which would make their stomachs bloated.

This is all experience, and it was true later that there are a few people who have children after they get married and start a business, just like the mother of the college principal, the children have a set amount of food, and they can eat more than they can eat. I lost my appetite.

In addition, before the children, they are not allowed to eat too stimulating food, such as super spicy, sour, stinky tofu and the like.

Even the snacks are rationed, just give them a day, and if you don’t eat them, they will be gone.

It is rare to see such a "tiger father and tiger mother" who indulges a son like this.

After a friendly exchange of "Xiao Er Jing", they finally bid farewell to the Flame Rhinoceros family and left. They continued to go there to watch the fun, but they only planned to watch the fun, not to participate.

Because the Flaming Rhino family told them that it was dangerous, they only planned to look at it from a distance, and did not intend to approach it.

Continue to slide along the way, Bai Ze fell asleep on the way, and after walking for three days, he saw a high mountain in the distance, where thick smoke was billowing, Bai Ze felt bored after taking a look: "This is a volcano erupting. "

He stopped under his feet. What's so interesting about a volcanic eruption?

You must know that a violent volcanic eruption will swallow and destroy a large area of ​​land, and burn a large number of lives and property to ashes.

Surprisingly, however, volcanoes are often located in densely populated areas, as is the case around Mount Nasu and Mount Fuji in Japan.

It was only later that people discovered that the volcanic ash from the volcano was a good natural fertilizer. The mulberry trees in the Mount Fuji area grew particularly well, which was conducive to sericulture; the Vesuvius area was rich in grapes.

The scene of the volcanic area is also very strange, and it often becomes a tourist attraction.

But when the volcano erupts, it's better not to get close.

It's a pity that he died.

"The volcano erupted?" Yun Tian took a look: "Didn't it mean that a baby appeared?"

"I don't want any treasures." Bai Ze turned around and walked back: "Do you know how powerful a volcanic eruption is? The temperature, let alone us, even if it is a Mahayana period here, we have to stay away. This is heaven and earth The prestige!"

He comes from modern times. Various volcanoes erupted. He has never seen the scene but also seen news reports. All kinds of news are overwhelming. It is said that the temperature of the eruption is thousands of!

Although there are many non-human beings in the realm of comprehension, and supermen are flying all over the sky, but before they become gods, they probably can't bear this temperature.

Fire monks should also have a certain degree of high temperature resistance.

"Shopkeeper Bai is so right." Qin Shuang was the first to support Bai Ze: "When we go back, where can we not find the treasures of heaven and earth? Why take risks."

The seven of them have nothing to pursue. After going out, they want to find a place to stabilize their realm. Then, they also want to establish a sect, have a good place to settle down, teach a few apprentices, and pass on the exercises.

There is no need to risk your life to fight for some "baby".

"Go, go back, um, go that way." Bai Ze controlled the golden calendula silver plate, and left as soon as he said.

They all said that, and Yun Tian didn't have to go up to see what happened. Just after they walked not too far away, they heard the mountains shake for a while, and a beam of red light shot up into the sky.

Heat waves came one after another, and the residual heat could form a heat wave across an unknown distance. If it was under the volcano, it would be too hot.

"My God!" Bai Ze hugged his head, "Hurry up, hurry up."

They hurried forward, as if fleeing, slipping away so fast.

Huanshi, who was running, saw the world turned upside down and everyone fell out.

"What happened?" Bai Ze was dazed and hugged by Yun Tian, ​​who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, and called out unhappily, "My golden calendula silver plate has come back?"