[Comprehensive martial arts] Beauty, give me a smile

"Puchi..." Wang Lianhua laughed unceremoniously.

Haitang blushed, and looked away from him awkwardly.Tweaked: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..."

Wang Lianhua smiled more heartily, it was funny, it was so funny!His smile made his already monstrous face even more brilliant. "This brother, I'm Wang Lianhua."

Haitang covered her frantically beating heart, her eyes glowed red: "So you are the legendary Prince of Thousand Faces Wang Lianhua!"

Hua Manlou just wanted to cover his face and find a hole to get down. He didn't know this person, he really didn't know this person.But it was obviously impossible, so he could only say: "My lord, please sit down."

Wang Lianhua thumped in her heart, and sat down calmly on her seat: "So he is the number one gentleman in the world, why does he look so familiar to me? He looked up to Haitang for a long time." He looked at Haitang again, "This is this?"

Haitang was still fascinated by Wang Lianhua, her eyes were glued to him and she couldn't bear to leave.

After waiting for a long time, but still did not see Haitang's answer, Hua Manlou said awkwardly: "Your Majesty, don't mind, her name is Shangguan Haitang."

Wang Lianhua nodded, looking at Haitang thoughtfully, after a while, he clapped his hands and said: "It's amazing, it's amazing! Miss Shangguan's disguise is really amazing!"

Haitang was startled by the word "girl", and finally came to her senses.He said blankly, "Girl? What girl? You misread the beauty."

Wang Lianhua's smile deepened, and she talked eloquently: "Miss Shangguan, if I'm not mistaken, you put a special kind of rouge on your face, this kind of rouge can make people's skin darker, presumably you Your skin should be quite fair. Also, your Adam's apple should be covered with a pearl, wrapped in special skin, and pasted on your neck, it can roll with the rolling of your throat. And the soft skin you wear The hedgehog armor is made of high-quality silk, soft and close to the skin, so your chest will be as flat as a wash." After speaking, he ignored the shocked eyes of the two and walked straight to Haitang. Bending down to look at it: "It's amazing! If I hadn't discovered that Miss Shangguan's skeleton is different from that of a man, maybe I would have been hidden from it."

Haitang's face turned blue and white, this time she really met an expert. "The beauty really lives up to its reputation, Haitang admires it!" It's just that she gritted her teeth no matter what she said.

Wang Lianhua smiled smugly. In terms of disguise, he thinks he is the first and no one dares to admit that he is the second.But the feeling of being called a beauty is really not very good.

Hua Manlou said: "Brother Wang is amazing, but can you not tell this matter, you also know that it is not easy for a woman to walk in the rivers and lakes, so I ask Brother Wang to make it easier."

Wang Lianhua frowned delicately, as if she was thinking about something terrible, "This..." His tone was rather awkward.

Haitang was still angry, it's not fun to be debunked by others.Now she is even more nervous. If Wang Lianhua reveals her identity as a woman, she might be hunted down by the whole world. Thinking of those beauties, she would inevitably frown again.

Hua Manlou heard the sound of Wang Lianhua knocking on the table with her fan, and said with a faint smile, "Your Majesty has any conditions, just say so, as long as Haitang and I can do it."

Seeing that her intentions were exposed, Wang Lianhua was not angry, she turned her head and said with a smile: "Well, Wang has loved beauties all his life, and I think that if Miss Shangguan removes her disguise, she will definitely be a beautiful woman. My request is very simple, as long as Miss Shangguan wears women's clothing once."

Haitang was taken aback, and asked: "Beauty, are you serious, as long as I wear women's clothing once, will you help me keep the secret?"

Wang Lianhua said gracefully: "Of course, a gentleman's words are hard to follow."

Haitang rolled her eyes, thinking of Wang Lianhua's personality, she immediately smiled and said, "Beauty, it's not that I don't trust you, but that you really can't be considered a gentleman, so..."

Wang Lianhua glanced at Haitang slantingly, and looked at her brightly, "So what?"

Haitang's heart skipped a beat, and she quickly glanced at Huamanlou, saw him nodding, and said, "I think the beauty should swear that as long as I wear women's clothes once, you will promise not to tell the truth about me being a woman." .”

Wang Lianhua thought, this woman is too narrow-minded, I just want to see how she looks in women's clothing, so I have to make so many detours.But in order to see the beauty's face, Wang Lianhua swore under Haitang's gaze.

Seeing that the matter was finalized, Hua Manlou hurriedly said: "Hai Tang, aren't you hungry, hurry up and eat."

It's fine if he doesn't say anything, but Haitang's stomach growled when he said it.But she wasn't shy at all, instead Wang Lianhua said: "Beauty, do you want to be together?" Facing such a monstrous face, Hai Tang didn't even want to call her a beauty.

Wang Lianhua nodded: "Of course, it is Wang's blessing to have dinner with the two of you." Said bluntly, she picked up the rice bowl and moved towards the fish clip in the middle.

Seeing this, Haitang picked up a piece of fish herself, and transferred another piece of fish to Huamanlou. "Brother Lou, this fish looks good, try it, I've shaved off the bones."

Hua Manlou said: "Haitang, eat it yourself, I can get some."

Having said that, Wang Lianhua still noticed that during the whole meal, all the dishes for Huamanlou were given to him by Shangguan Haitang.Only then did he suddenly remember that according to rumors in the world, Hua Manlou, the number one gentleman in the world, is blind, outright blind.His heart trembled suddenly, and the eyes he looked at the two became more and more strange.

Huamanlou's tutor was very good, basically he didn't eat or sleep, the same was true for Haitang, and Wang Lianhua was even more so, so the whole dining table was very quiet.

Huamanlou secretly felt that Wang Lianhua was looking at him and Haitang with a hidden gaze, and was puzzled for a moment, so he asked, "Brother Wang, why are you staring at me and Haitang like this?"

Wang Lianhua's eyes were strange, he thought he was still very careful in his sizing, but he didn't expect that the other party said it mercilessly, secretly thinking that this person should not be underestimated.Putting away her emotions, Wang Lianhua smiled and said: "It's nothing, just looking at the appearance of the two, I feel that the relationship is very unusual, Brother Hua, you and Miss Shangguan seem to be a good match."

"Ahem...ahem..." Hua Manlou choked. "Brother Wang, you misunderstood, Haitang and I..."

Wang Lianhua nodded: "Yes, Brother Hua, don't worry, I know."

At this moment, Haitang gently handed over a cup of tea, and said warmly, "Brother Lou, let's drink some water first." By the way, he patted his back.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Wang Lianhua showed such an expression.

Hua Manlou frowned, sure enough, it was the same again.But the voice just now said, "Haitang, why did your voice change?"

Haitang narrowed her eyes: "Brother Lou, this is my original voice."

Hua Manlou was stunned.This voice is very melodious, with the delicate, crunchy, and sweet feeling unique to women. No one will find it unpleasant after hearing such a voice.But Haitang's voice before was a bit hoarse, with a unique magnetism, and it was difficult to tell whether it was a man or a woman just by listening to the voice.He smiled and said, "Haitang, so you can ventriloquist."

Haitang was ashamed, she didn't want to use ventriloquist if she could, but who made this voice too feminine, "I can't help it, my voice is so nice, if you don't use ventriloquist, you men won't eat me."

The flowers are full of black lines, and the face is completely different.

"Miss Shangguan, I'm sure I'm not mistaken, just by hearing your voice, I know you're a real beauty." Wang Lianhua said confidently.This woman's voice is indeed rare and pleasant. If it is placed in Hongyan Pavilion, it will definitely become a big hit.Thinking of this, his eyes flashed, as if he saw piles of gold, silver and jewels beckoning to him.

Haitang said: "Beauty, you don't need to say that, I am a beauty, of course I know that. But compared with you, I am really far behind." Haitang felt extremely sorry.

The corner of Wang Lianhua's mouth twitched, and she tried to smile and said: "Miss Shangguan, how about it, don't call me a beauty, well, you can call me Big Brother Wang."

Haitang seemed innocent and said: "Brother Wang, it doesn't sound very nice. How about it, I'll call you Brother Lianhua. Okay? Brother Lianhua?"

"Brother Lianhua? Why don't you just call Brother Hua!" The corners of Wang Lianhua's mouth twitched more and more.

Haitang smiled and said: "It's not good to call Brother Hua, think about it, Hua Manlou's surname is Hua, and Hua Wuque's surname is also Hua, so what if you can't tell the difference?"

Wang Lianhua was speechless, and said directly: "Miss Shangguan, it's getting late, let's go shopping for clothes."

Haitang nodded: "Okay, let's go shopping for clothes, and buy some for Brother Lou by the way. You see, our clothes are worn out, and the road is full of dust, and they are probably torn."

Wang Lianhua smiled and said: "Of course, I will buy a few more sets later." It's just a few clothes, and he can still afford them.Even for beauties, he will show his courtesy.

Hearing this, Hua Manlou shook his head, this Begonia can't do without exploiting people for a minute.But his eyes are gentle and doting.

The three of them came to the clothing store, where they stopped, the shop owner immediately came out with a smile on his face: "Please, please, what do you need?"

"Bring out your best women's clothing here." Wang Lianhua said.

The boss was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled even more: "Okay, gentlemen, wait a moment."

After a while, a lot of beautiful clothes were placed in front of several people.

Wang Lianhua laughed so hard that all sentient beings were turned upside down: "Miss Shangguan, go and choose carefully."

Haitang was electrocuted by him again, and secretly said something evil.She pretended to be calm and walked forward, skipping over each piece of clothing.In the end, his eyes stayed in front of a pink dress: "Just this one."

Nodding to Wang Lianhua and Hua Manlou, Haitang picked up her clothes and went inside.

Wang Lianhua and Hua Manlou sat quietly, as time passed, Wang Lianhua said: "I really look forward to Miss Shangguan's appearance in women's clothing, she must be a peerless beauty."

Hua Manlou heard the meaning behind his words, and smiled nonchalantly: "Yes, Hua is also very curious about Haitang's appearance in women's clothing. Unfortunately, I am blind, so I don't have this blessing." Saying this, it really gave birth to a few Very sorry.

When Wang Lianhua heard his answer, she was a little surprised at his open-mindedness.He didn't feel inferior at all because he was blind, so he was narrow-minded.Although he was narrow-minded. "Brother Hua is very personable."

At this moment, Haitang came out with a soft smile on her lips.

The author has something to say: Is there anyone looking forward to Haitang's women's clothing?

The molesting of beautiful women... O(n_n)O hahaha~

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