But what did Dazai do wrong?

A bouquet of blue cornflowers, with dewdrops on the stamens, and small clusters of flower branches tied together by silver and black ribbons, lay quietly on the carpet at the door of the apartment.

Osamu Dazai stooped to pick up the bouquet and put it in his coat pocket.

A few petals fell from his fingertips and floated into the open door.

The black cat squatting at the door of the apartment let out a long meow, and jumped into the shadows between the floors with its tail up before Osamu Dazai looked over.

"Today is a new flower-giving kitten." Osamu Dazai remembered that it was a gray spotted cat with a short tail that hovered in front of his house yesterday, a fat orange cat the day before yesterday, and a particularly naughty green cat the day before yesterday. Tabby cat.

The black cat didn't go far, and followed Dazai Osamu vaguely. Occasionally, a blue petal in his pocket would fall out, and it would lean forward to kiss it with its nose, and flick its tail briskly.

It sent Osamu Dazai to the headquarters of Mafia at the port, and when his figure disappeared behind the automatic door, the black cat stretched its waist and prepared to find a sunbathing grass to sleep.

When Osamu Dazai came to the office, there was a transparent vase on the desk with a few perfume lilies in it.He moved the flower branch and put the fresh cornflowers he received today into the vase.

The sunlight shone on the table along the floor-to-ceiling windows, setting a soft gold border on the blue cornflowers.

The task of capturing the remnants of Mimic was still in progress, and the black lizards were being walked all over Yokohama, but there was no sign of their existence.

Osamu Dazai had more than one job at hand. He twirled the pen to sign the documents boredly, and occasionally pulled off a cornflower petal and held it between his lips to refresh himself.

"Mr. Dazai." The subordinate knocked on the door, "The coffee you ordered has been delivered."

He didn't order coffee.Osamu Dazai nodded and asked his subordinate to bring in the paper bag.

The coffee was delivered from Osamu Dazai's favorite shop. In the paper bag, besides sugar milk, there was also an orange candy wrapped in a transparent bag.

Half-moon orange candy, a thin layer of white sugar is sprinkled on the orange petals, and a small red goldfish pattern is printed on the transparent packaging bag.

Osamu Dazai took one and put it in his mouth and swallowed it slowly, and carefully put the remaining orange candy into his pocket.

The fragrance and sweetness of orange candy lingered between the lips and teeth, and did not dissipate until the evening.

"I often receive some worthless gadgets recently." Sitting on Lupin's bar chair, Osamu Dazai said to his friend with a look of indifference, "It's like wild flowers that I don't know where to pick from a flower bed and things that only children like." Candy, it's really nerve-wracking."

"Dazai-kun." Ango Sakaguchi said calmly, "Since you are trying your best not to reveal your pride in your micro-expressions and body language, can you maintain your indifferent expression and show us the 'small gift of little value'? "

"Dazai can't do it, right?" Oda Sakunosuke said he had nothing to do with himself while drinking and making up his sword, "He just wants to show off to us verbally."

"Stingy Bara showing off to others will only generate strong resentment, Dazai-kun, try to be careful when walking at night recently." Sakaguchi Ango smiled.

"Ango's expression is so scary." Dazai Osamu shivered while holding his arms, "But when I go home at night, there will be a cute cat walking with me to protect me, so it doesn't matter."

战斗力超强可以把普通人类按在尖爪下揍的流浪猫护卫队，只只皮毛油光水滑，尾巴如细细的长鞭，是爪间舔血的强大猫猫。

"There is a cat to pick you up and go to and from get off work." Ango Sakaguchi was silent, "Dazai-kun, are you Princess Dioni?"

"I was just being pursued as a princess." Osamu Dazai poked the ice cube in the wine glass, "Ri Li-chan definitely bought the wrong book, I guess it might be "Teaching You How to Win a Woman's Heart" or "Coaxing You" Straight men’s textbooks like Your Princess’s Sick Girlfriend, or the consultant she found was a scumbag with a lot of money——I remember André Gide was French, and the culprit was found.”

Ango Sakaguchi: Why do I feel that you are so cool?

Osamu Dazai: I am very happy.

The girlfriend he found with his ability, the happiness is all his!

"Why did she pursue you?" Ango Sakaguchi didn't understand, "Didn't you both confess your love and live together at home?" He thought their next step was a honeymoon.

"To experience the feeling of returning to the original starting point." Oda Sakunosuke guessed, "Youth is so good."

"It's not bad to start from scratch." Osamu Dazai supported his head, "But Riri-chan's write-off is too thorough, like selecting files on the computer for two years and then clearing them with one click, as if they really don't exist."

"Empty all?" Sakaguchi Yasugo made up his sword, "Dazai-kun, if her memory goes back to the first time I saw you, you are now gone."

Osamu Dazai: Stop talking, it's already hurting.

"You can't just wait for your girlfriend to pursue you, Dazai." The mature man who sees through everything, Oda Sakunosuke said sincerely, "Be prepared to pay back."

"It sounds like I can find Riri-chan." Osamu Dazai smiled, "The people Mr. Mori secretly sent to squat near my house have been scratched by cats to get tetanus and rabies vaccines, and the people who tried to fight back are after get off work Was ambushed by the cats and cats army and is still hanging a bottle in the infirmary."

The only person in Yokohama who has nothing to do with him may be the cat teacher who often haunts Lupin, but the teacher has never let Osamu Dazai touch it, and every time he slips away as if being molested.

Natsume Soseki: My husband and [Disqualification in the World] are extremely incompatible!

"Ah, yes, Riri Yamabuki was issued a wanted warrant by the port Mafia." Oda Sakunosuke suddenly realized, "I also received a task to help in the search."

"Because the port Mafia was robbed of another equipment warehouse." Dazai Osamu had an expression that had nothing to do with me, "Ri Li-chan is so ruthless, Mr. Mori thought she had left Yokohama a long time ago or was hiding in some corner. In the end, she robbed the treasury with her backhand, and what she was playing was excitement."

Mimic didn't do anything before because the leader didn't take part in the action, and when Riri Yamabuki returns, they don't have any scruples anymore.

"Ango, do you know why Riri-chan deliberately provoked Mr. Mori? It's not just because of their lack of equipment and disrupting the battle."

Osamu Dazai pointed at himself cutely: "When Riri-chan hijacked the equipment warehouse, it was not too early or too late. It happened to be the third day that Mr. Mori crushed my weak shoulders with work. I didn't sleep all night."

Ango Sakaguchi: "With all due respect, Dazai-kun, as a cadre of the port Mafia, your tone should be more angry and dignified, rather than cocky."

Are you really not collaborating with the enemy?Ango-kun, an infiltrated investigator sent by the Supernatural Secret Service to the port of Mafia, is deeply suspicious.

"No." Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "I carried out the BOSS's instructions very dedicatedly, and I didn't have any personal contact with Riri-chan. I embraced the things she sent with 'The enemy may poison the food and ask me to replace it. Your selfless heart of verifying safety has been eaten clean, eliminating the possibility of other people being poisoned from the root."

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

Can you understand?The kind of pain that is full of slots, but can't find a suitable line to spit out forcefully, is like an avocado stuck in the throat, making people roll their eyes.

Ango Sakaguchi has never realized so deeply: he is too weak.

If he is a Tucao servant, he can be even stronger!He wouldn't have been wearing a pain mask until the mask was welded to his face and couldn't be taken off!

Damn, the bitter taste of the weak is more sour than eating a ton of lemon peel. Ango Sakaguchi vowed to walk on the road of the world's strongest vomiter. After he returned from practicing, he would use magic to defeat magic, and use sharp rants to embarrass Osamu Dazai !

"Ango ignited a strange fighting spirit." Osamu Dazai vigilantly avoided Ango Sakaguchi, who was exuding a suspicious aura, and poked Oda Sakunosuke, "Oda Saku, do you think the hard tofu I make is delicious, or Superman hot pot tasty?"

Oda Sakunosuke: Is there only dark cooking and dark cooking options?

"You can choose cup noodles." He suggested seriously, "Just tear off the seasoning packet, pour water, and wait for a few minutes."

"Cup noodles have no technical content at all, and they don't show my superb cooking skills." Osamu Dazai shook his head.

"Is it for Riri?" Oda Sakunosuke hesitated, "Are you planning to murder her? Using food poisoning as an excuse for accidental death?"

It's so scary, I was showing off my girlfriend's gift 1 minute ago, and now I'm going to kill my wife to preach.

"Who am I in Oda Saku's heart?" Osamu Dazai wondered, feeling that he had been stabbed in the back by a friend, "It's a return gift, a return gift, Riri-chan likes my energetic stewed chicken very much, I want to have the same cuisine as Zi Sha She will also like special firm tofu and superman hot pot."

"She sends you flowers, and you cook for her." Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, except that the roles of lovers seem to be reversed, there is nothing wrong with it, it is a very warm and reasonable couple's daily life, "It is good to have such a heart, but why Send it to her?"

Osamu Dazai said that he couldn't find Ritsuri Yamabuki. It should be true. The two organizations are now so antagonistic that they can't wait to tear their skins apart.

"Since cats can understand Riri-chan's words, they can also understand mine." Dazai Osamu touched his chin, "Yes, let the teacher be my messenger!"

"Meow?" The three-flowered cat lying in the corner of Lupin raised its head in confusion, always wary of Osamu Dazai's possible hand.

"Please, teacher, this is my lifelong request." Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together, "All the cats and cats in Yokohama are Riri-chan's messengers, only you who are innocent can help me."

Natsume Soseki doesn't really want to use his noble cat body as a postman for Osamu Dazai, don't think he doesn't know that your little lovers send good morning and good night to each other by email every day, and it's embarrassing to pretend that they haven't contacted each other.

Couples have sex. Fun, don't get in the way of Maomao!Do you know how hard it is for cats?You don't know, you only think about yourself and your equally heartless girlfriend.

The three-flowered cat shook its beard angrily, Dazai Osamu was not afraid at all, and said to himself: "Ri Li-chan said that you can scratch the cat's chin at this time, let me see if you have a double chin..."

"Meow!" Sanhuamao hurriedly jumped onto the bar, keeping away from Deng Tuzi.

No, being met by Osamu Dazai is equivalent to [Disqualification in the World] acting on [I am a cat], which means that the cat will become a living person. The dream of human delusion will be shattered——

Daba!Absolutely!

The three-flowered cat shook its ears, and while keeping a safe distance from Osamu Dazai, it raised its meat pad and patted the bar.

It means: Speak, brat, don’t go too far, you.

"My plan is like this..." Osamu Dazai muttered to Sanhuamao.

Half an hour later, Osamu Dazai watched the cat eat the salmon sashimi he specially ordered for it, licked its paws and washed its face, then jumped down from the bar and disappeared down the stairs.

"I'm going to the supermarket to buy ingredients for cooking, so I'm going back first." Osamu Dazai picked up his coat and waved to the two of them.

Ango Sakaguchi watched Dazai Osamu's back gradually go away: "Mr. Odasaku, do you think Dazai-kun's love will go well?"

"Yes." Oda Sakunosuke said flatly, "He's Dazai."

Ango Sakaguchi: "Even if those two people are in hostile forces?"

"My supernatural ability Ten.Yi Wuxia can only see things a few seconds later." Oda Sakunosuke said, "It doesn't work for [Disqualification in the World], but I don't know why, but I think it will go well."

"It could be a blessing, or a wish," he said. "I wish them all the best."

"...Well." Ango Sakaguchi lowered his head and took a sip of tomato juice, "I hope they are doing well too."

Osamu Dazai bought back his favorite tofu smoothly.

"I killed myself with a piece of tofu" is a joke for many people, but Osamu Dazai can make it a reality with his cooking skills.

"It's too hot to eat hot pot in July." He hummed a song and soaked the tofu in the water, "I'm super considerate."

He wants to soak the soft tofu in water and add some indescribable seasonings to soak overnight, and then cook it tomorrow.

The process of Osamu Dazai adding seasoning to the water can be compared to the famous scene of Tom adding seasoning to milk in one of the episodes of Tom and Jerry.

Whether you can eat or not depends on your gastroscopy examination.

Osamu Dazai clapped his hands and finished the preparation work with satisfaction.

On the second day, Osamu Dazai hummed and arranged his favorite dish "Zisha Special Hard Tofu" on a beautiful plate, placed it on the dining table neatly, and pressed a cat note under the porcelain plate.

He took off his apron, draped his suit jacket over his arm, and headed out to the Mafia headquarters building in the port.

The flower at the door today is a champagne rose, which fits right into the pocket of Osamu Dazai's coat.The flower delivery messenger was a white cat with blue and green eyes, slightly bigger than yesterday's black cat relative, and it rubbed the fur of his trouser leg.

"Let me ask you." Osamu Dazai scratched the white cat's ears and whispered to it, "Did you bring the message for me, teacher?"

"Meow." The white cat licked its paw.Of course I brought it, otherwise I would rub your hair all over, it would be the revenge of the feuding cat!Stupid human beings!

Osamu Dazai sneezed a little, suspecting that cat hair had drifted into his nose.

The white cat walked away gracefully wagging its tail. It quietly paced to the side of the Mafia members at the port who were guarding in a hidden position, and raised its sharp claws.

"I've been vaccinated against tetanus and rabies, and I'm not afraid of you!" The members of the surveillance showed the needle holes on their arms to the white cat as if they were facing an enemy.

Hey, it's a human with double protection.The white cat put away its sharp claws, rolled skillfully at the man's feet, and changed tactics.

"What are you doing? Touching porcelain?" The man said sternly, but he couldn't help squatting down, and tentatively touched the white cat's belly.

Wow, it's cat belly, so happy.

He fell and bowed his head to the Maomao forces.

"Is this, tofu?" When the watcher was obsessed with masturbating the cat, Riri Yamabuki entered the house where she had lived for two years again.

All the decorations remain as they were when she left. The canned crab meat in the snack cabinet has been supplemented with a batch of fresh, strawberry-flavored and chocolate-flavored corn sticks. A plate of tofu on the table.

"I'm starting it." Riri Yamabuki sat at the dining table with palms together and picked up the spoon.

The weird taste, the outrageous seasoning passed down in the same vein as the Vitality Stewed Chicken, is so strong that it seems to want to break your teeth. Every bite is a different taste. Eating tofu feels like opening a blind box.

"It's really good." Riri Yamabuki exclaimed with a spoon in his mouth, "Dazai's cuisine is as unique as ever."

She heard that Yuanyue College's requirement for students' cooking is that "the image of a chef will appear in your mind when you eat it."Riri Yamabuki didn't understand before that diners really think it's a good experience to eat half of the meal full of the chef's face?

She now understands that Yuanyue College is worthy of being a holy place for cooks, and what she said makes sense.

"Sending all the judges to the hospital is a good way to win." Riri Yamabuki happily finished eating Osamu Dazai's special hard tofu for sharks, and put the bowl and spoon in the dishwasher to wash and dry.

There is a cat-patterned post-it note under the white porcelain plate, and Osamu Dazai wrote: There is still hard tofu in the refrigerator that can be taken away, don’t forget to take it away.

After the playful ending, a stick figure cat with its paws up and ready to high-five is drawn.

The concentration of cuteness is too high.Riri Yamabuki put the note in his pocket and put it away, walked to the refrigerator and opened the refrigerator door with both hands.

The light came on in the dark, and the bright yellow petals fluttered to the ground as Riri Yamabuki opened the door.

The comfortable air permeates the hot air in July, and the Yamabuki flowers that have finished blooming fill the entire refrigerator, and the stamens are reflected in the slightly dazed eyes of the black-haired girl.

In the center of the cluster of Yamabuki flowers, a rose-colored gemstone headband lies among the bright yellow petals, like the gorgeous rose nebula above the night sky, shining and lovable.

[There are no extra appendages, I give it to you, the bad guy who refuses to even let me meet. 】

A paper sign dyed with rose perfume was stuck on the side of the refrigerator. Unlike the purposely round and cute font on the cat note, the lettering on the paper sign was casually scribbled, showing the dissatisfaction and complaints of the owner.

"I gave champagne roses today." Riri Yamabuki picked up the rose-colored jewel headband and pulled up his long black hair. "Would it be better to replace it with red roses?"

But she prefers the flower language of champagne roses.

"To be complained is the suitor's dereliction of duty." Riri Yamabuki stroked the Ditang flower protruding from its branches and leaves, "Today's weather is fine, and it is a suitable day to meet again."

……

After picking out the rose-colored gem headband for a long time, Osamu Dazai was in a good mood and decided to go to Lupin after get off work today and order a plate of salmon sashimi for Mr. Cat.

He went there neither early nor late, and passed a guest coming out of Lupine.

"Dazai?" Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu arrived, he chatted casually, "I forgot to ask, did you give away your engagement ring?"

Osamu Dazai tortured him and Ango Sakaguchi for a long time and finally chose to order a ring. That is, Sakunosuke Oda didn't care about his temper, and Ango Sakaguchi complained in private that Osamu Dazai was one of the most troublesome parties he had ever seen.

"Not yet, it's in the pocket of my windbreaker." Osamu Dazai thought of the blood-stained ring that was returned by Riri Yamabuki, and patted his pocket habitually.

The familiar slight tingling sensation was gone.

Osamu Dazai was startled, subconsciously pushed the bar and stood up, putting both hands in his pockets to search.

"Dazai?" Oda Sakunosuke was puzzled, "What's wrong?"

"It's gone..." Dazai Osamu murmured, the figure that passed by Lupin's door appeared in his mind in a blink of an eye.

A thin, 1.8-meter-long man with hair past his ears and a few moles on his earlobes, slightly hunchbacked, with a drunken look on his face, with an old newspaper wrapped in a sandwich under his armpit.

Osamu Dazai just glanced at it and ignored it, because there was really nothing worthy of his attention on that person.

But his ring was missing.

After brushing shoulders with that person.

The speed that can exceed his reaction ability, plus the understanding of Osamu Dazai's behavior and habits, plus the valuable imitation human skin mask——

Thoughts were rolling for less than half a second, Osamu Dazai raised his foot and chased out of Lupin's gate.

There was no one at the door, and there were many alleys nearby. He glanced hurriedly, hesitating and not knowing which way to go.

"Meow." The three-colored cat who was not in Lupin meowed while squatting on the wall, where it was sitting facing the entrance of an alley.

The alley is narrow and deep, and it is pitch black at night. Only the exit of the alley is illuminated by bright street lamps.

In the only place with light, one hand spread five fingers and waved at Osamu Dazai far away, the light iris-colored gemstone on the ring finger shone like a sun star under the light.

Osamu Dazai stopped, no longer trying to chase.

Only then did I complain that I would not even meet him, and here I am.

He didn't leave empty-handed when he came, and took away the ring that was still worn on the ring finger after many twists and turns.

"At least show your face." Osamu Dazai muttered dissatisfiedly, "At least tell me if you like the hairband I gave you."

Although he is talking about an underground relationship with the leader of a hostile organization, it is impossible to be too cautious, not to mention that the port Mafia has sent the wanted order of Riri Yamabuki to every corner of the city-of course, Osamu Dazai knows that she is not at all. Care, even wanted to stab Mori Ogai again.

"When will the days when you only rely on encrypted and anonymous emails to communicate, and don't even show people's shadows when you meet, and rely on the cats and cats to make great achievements?" Osamu Dazai sighed.

It's so annoying, if only he wasn't a cadre of Mafia at the port, but a grassroots officer like Odasaku, it would be nice to find a place to wash files after defecting, and he would be a good guy.

"Defecting is quite troublesome." Osamu Dazai said to himself, "The pursuit of Mafia in the port is nothing, but my files are too big, black as coal balls, and can exhaust the people who wash the files to death in the sea of ​​files .”

"It would be great if we could catch the handle of the Supernatural Secret Service Division. They are good at washing files. But it is impossible to clean them in a short time... without working overtime overnight for two years. Damn, is there any Supernatural Secret Service like Ango? A man married to a job?"

"It would be great if Ango was a member of the Supernatural Secret Service Division." Osamu Dazai made a sincere wish.

"Carmi, I am willing to offer five expired canned crab meat as a tribute, please make my wish come true!"