But what did Dazai do wrong?
Chapter 47
The green belt is covered with snow, the pure white carpet is inlaid with dots of greenery, and the eaves are hung with strings of icicles that glisten in the sun.
When the snow falls, the skirt of winter completely covers Yokohama.
The leather boots squeaked slightly when they stepped on the snow particles. People who are not afraid of the cold only wear knee-high socks in the severe winter. The black leather skirt raises the hem with the walking range, and the silver chain cuts through sharp arcs.
Passing by a terrified passerby who opened his mouth slightly and looked at her with "Miss sister, are you really not going to freeze to death?" Riri Yamabuki concentrated on holding a freshly baked sweet potato, peeling it carefully. Open the paper-thin skin to reveal the orange-yellow sweet potato flesh inside.
Just after breaking free from the outer skin, white smoke rises from the hot sweet potato, unscrupulously tempting people to eat it with its sweet taste, making people ignore the trap of being hot.
Roasted sweet potato is an alternative version of hot potato. Osamu Dazai never learns a lesson every time he eats it. His palms are still red with heat through a layer of bandage. Put the sweet potato tip.
At this time, Riri Yamabuki would calmly, indifferently, and contemptuously pick up a sweet potato just taken out of the stove with his bare hands, and personally show Osamu Dazai what it means: "Little brother, you are a real dish."
She can wear a thin coat and black leather skirt for the winter, let alone a hot potato, and picking chestnuts from the fire is just a sideshow.
When Riri Yamabuki walked to the Mafia headquarters at the port, the sweet potatoes had just finished eating.The heating came rushing in from behind the automatic door, and many elder brothers in black suits and sunglasses with wicked faces showed hopeless expressions of being saved after entering the door, and sincerely praised the BOSS who did not skimp on the heating fee.
Mr. Sen, even if you are a scumbag who buys accidental death insurance for employees but writes the insured in your own name!Winter also praises your greatness!
Congratulations to Mori Ogai for getting the R card [Seasonal Limit · Subordinates' Gratitude], you have defeated [-]% of the BOSS in the country, and you are one small step closer to the title of "Moving Japan's Conscience Capitalist".
"Happy year-end Miss Lawyer!" The busy lady from the finance department raised her head from her busy schedule and said hello in surprise, "Here is the commission fee and year-end bonus for this month. If there is no problem, please sign here."
Riri Yamabuki doesn't come to the Mafia headquarters very often, except for visiting her boyfriend's class, the only day she pays her wages is rain or shine.
This is all the hope of working as a worker for a month. The sky in Yokohama is blue today, and Mori Ogai's hairline today has no receding hairline.
Who doesn't love money!In this world where hearts are complicated and full of betrayal, only money still has a trace of warmth.
"Mr. Mori, you actually gave me a year-end award?" Riri Yamabuki scanned the line of beautiful numbers, as surprised as Osamu Dazai said that he got full attendance.
"Of course, Ms. Riri has been working hard." The lady from the finance department held up a smiling face, not daring to say that the real intention of Mori Ogai to give Ritsu Yamabuki a year-end award is—"to save money and avoid disasters, on the road." I understand the rules." Mori Ogai said firmly, "I hope she can remember when she can't bear it and finally comes to beat me up, for next year's year-end awards, don't hit people in the face!"
Riri Yamabuki signed, and hesitated for a moment between "visiting his hard-working boyfriend before leaving" and "leaving directly".
She was looking for snacks in the refrigerator before going out, and accidentally ate the strawberry pudding that belonged to Osamu Dazai.
Although Riri Yamabuki discovered this mistake the moment he opened the lid, and it was too late to put the lid back on and pretend nothing happened, but the strawberry pudding is so delicious, what’s wrong with eating alone? ?
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A small pudding in one bite.
Osamu Dazai is very vengeful.He has a particularly good memory, and it is absolutely impossible to expect him to forget the mysterious disappearance of pudding.Even if he didn't show his true nature at the time, this caring cheapskate would surely come back with double revenge afterward, and it was impossible to guard against.
Riri Yamabuki touched his pocket, and there was only one hawthorn-flavored fructose in the pocket that she thought it was sour and refused to eat.
The bright red candy ball rolled around in the palm of his hand, Riri Yamabuki closed his palms together, and resolutely pressed the elevator button to the floor of Osamu Dazai's office.
It doesn't matter if the coaxing props are simple, but the skills are more important.
Osamu Dazai is at work.
What does end of the year mean?Year-end bonus?
No, it's the year-end report.
Why does Mafia write a year-end report, just like why Zhongya Zhongya obeys traffic rules, and would rather use supernatural powers to fly over walls than run a red light?
If it wasn't for Mori Ogai who wanted to see everyone's painful expressions, why would this be the case?
Osamu Dazai is thinking hard about how to write the year-end report.
Mori Ogai's words are very beautiful. The year-end report is not only the harvest of a year's work, but also the harvest of family and friends. As a BOSS, he wants to understand Mina-san from more angles.
"I just want to get extra information, to see if I can catch my subordinates, doctor black heart." Dazai Osamu bit the metal pen cap to count the words.
When Mori Ogai was an underground doctor, he worked part-time in the intelligence business, and he still does not forget his old job until now. He is really a long-term lover.
The work summary is easy to write. In previous years, Osamu Dazai’s love summary was written in one stroke. This year is not enough, but this year must be written.
If Ogai Mori dared to read, Osamu Dazai dared to write.
He took out a familiar pink cover book from the drawer with a calm expression, and it was the "Heartbeat dokidoki!"108 Tips for Sweet, Romantic and Exciting Heartbeats".
What a good book, it is worth the money, and he will definitely give money to the author someday.
Osamu Dazai casually turned a page and started copying.
"My heart melted from the moment I saw him! Seeing his firm face like sliced noodles, nose bridge like sorghum, and thick lips that are hotter than Chaotianjiao, all of them haunt me in my dreams!"
No, this is a female perspective, cross out the copy.
"Oh! My God! I got kicked in the ass by a groundhog! I looked at her with mocking eyes, adoring eyes and a struggle! She looked at the fan in my eyes and cried Yes, I cried so loudly, it hurt my heart like a pear blossom needle pricking my heart!"
This emotion is a little too excited, and it is too far from his personality, so I crossed out the copy.
"He chased, she ran away, she couldn't escape with wings. On the night when the cold rain slapped randomly on the face, the domineering and ruthless man hurt the heart of a strong and stubborn woman like a little white lotus. She wiped away her tears , left this sad country with a belly that was three months pregnant. Ten years later, when a man saw the child who seemed to be copying and pasting a smaller version, he realized what he had missed! Wives abused for a while, chased wife crematorium, Regret overwhelmed his sanity..."
"What the hell is this?" Osamu Dazai was watching with interest while complaining. He happily copied a few good words and sentences and wrote them into his year-end report, looking forward to Mori Ogai's "wonderful" expression when he read it.
The consequence of being too immersive is that Dazai Osamu didn't realize that there was someone beside him until Riri Yamabuki stood by and followed him through the entire book.
Does she make no sound when she walks?In order to scare him, he even stopped breathing. Is this something that can be done as a prank?
"You like this style?" Riri Yamabuki nodded thoughtfully, "We can try."
try what?Running ten miles in the rain, embracing each other tightly, telling each other about love, or throwing paper money in the crematorium, and a suona blowing the sky?
Osamu Dazai: Hugging his weak self in fear.
"I'm writing a year-end report." Osamu Dazai poked a stack of paper on the table with the cap of his pen, "Handwritten, more than [-] words, work summary and love history each [-] words."
Mori Ogai was so cruel, Yamabuki Riri clicked his tongue.
Mimic also has a year-end report.At the end of every year, members who run around all over the world obediently return to the European headquarters.André Gide would find a secluded open-air meeting place in advance and light a bonfire at night. A group of people would blow vodka on bottles while roasting pigs and sheep.
When I was half full, I started the year-end report.Riri Yamabuki took the list and called them one by one. The person who was called first shouted "Here!", and then talked about what embarrassing things he did this year, and said it to make everyone happy.
Harmony, happiness, laughter, their Mimic is such an organization with humanistic care, who would not want to quit after listening to it?Who would want to work for Mori Ogai after hearing this?
Riri Yamabuki sympathized with Osamu Dazai very much, and firmly rejected his black hands who tried to pull him into the water.
"I'm so miserable." Osamu Dazai lay on the table listlessly, "Only the strawberry pudding in the refrigerator can keep me warm..."
Yamabuki Riri silently looked away.
She just threw out the trash before she went out, and Osamu Dazai might not even have the chance to see the remains of the strawberry pudding. It was too cruel, so cruel, and life failed him too much.
Osamu Dazai was laying on the table and thinking, a cold and soft hand slid against his neck to his chin, and raised his beak upwards without hesitation.
Looking from bottom to top, Osamu Dazai only felt the corners of his lips wet and cold, small balls of candy were pushed into his mouth by the tip of his tongue, and the hard candy made a slight sound when it hit the teeth.
The man biting the sugar ball and feeding it could barely retract the tip of his tongue, and there was a touch of water-colored crimson between his porcelain white teeth.She tied her broken hair behind her ears as if nothing happened, and asked calmly, "Is it sweet?"
Sweet... what a ghost, Osamu Dazai was so sour from the hawthorn that his eyebrows frowned, and the tip of his tongue pushed the sugar ball from the left cheek to the right, so sour that he didn't want to speak.
Even so, he still waited slowly for the sugar ball to melt in his mouth, without losing patience, he crushed and swallowed the sugar residue in one bite.
"Ryri-chan." Osamu Dazai regained his composure and pointed to the essence, "Did you eat my strawberry pudding?"
Wow, is Port Mafia's most intimidating interrogation instinct for something like this?
"I only took one bite." Riri Yamabuki made a slight gesture.
"One mouthful?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows.
"I'll give you an extra can of crab meat." Riri Yamabuki reluctantly gave up, "The pudding tastes good, where did you buy it?"
"I brought it back from the cafeteria." Dazai Osamu earned a can of crab meat, and he was in a good mood. "Today's year-end party also has it. You can eat as many 'one bites' as you want."
The year-end party is the largest and most grand team building event of Port Mafia every year.Mori Ogai is well aware of the importance of corporate spirit to the enthusiasm of employees, and every year, it makes frequent tricks, which not only make social fear people wear a mask of pain, but none of the scourge can escape.
"The anonymous voting on the forum started last month." Osamu Dazai smiled and sneaked into the crowd, "The person with the most votes will be the finale of a show. Except for Mr. Mori who threatened not to participate with the year-end award, Auntie Cleaning on the list."
And the person who is most popular with the Mafia crowd at the port, has the largest number of passers-by, and has the most fans is ours—Mr. Nakahara Nakaya!
"You One Vote I One Vote, Mr. Chuya is making his debut today! "
"If you don't vote, I don't vote, when will the Yokohama diva come out! "
"I have been pushing Mr. Chuya alone since I was born! "
"Click ♂ click ♂ to see ♂ horizontal ♂ shore ♂ song ♂ Ji ♂ on ♂ line ♂ hot ♂ dance"
"Chuya, Mafia's real top popularity at the port." Osamu Dazai said with his heart while running his fingers like flying fingers to Chuya Chuya to send him to the debut position, "Only this thing, I am willing to lose to Chuya Also, very willing!"
Riri Yamabuki also has an internal forum account. She logged in to check the votes, and unexpectedly found that Osamu Dazai's vote was "3".
Even Aunt Cleaning and Uncle Security have more than 5 loose votes!
"Mr. Mori, Chuya, and Miss Momiji." Osamu Dazai glanced at Riri Yamabuki's phone screen and knew what she was confused about. "Only the three of them dared to vote for me."
Riri Yamabuki: "Don't tell me, you will hack into the backstage to check the IP of everyone who dares to vote for you, and write it down in the notebook to retaliate afterwards?"
Osamu Dazai: "How come, am I such a grudge?"
You are and you will be.
Riri Yamabuki silently cast a vote under the name of Osamu Dazai, and the number of votes jumped from "3" to "4", still safely at the bottom.
Isn't Port Mafia a villainous organization?How can you dare not resist because of the coercion?
Riri Yamabuki, who was looking forward to Dazai Osamu's performance, sincerely regrets it.
Under Osamu Dazai's black-box operation and the voice of the people, Chuya Nakahara was once again honorably selected to sing his wonderful voice on the stage of the year-end party.
Zhongyuan Zhong was also used to it, he not only accepted it readily but even wanted to have Osamu Dazai perform the skit together: "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" - he played Wu Song and Osamu Dazai played the tiger.
Osamu Dazai was forced to hang himself and firmly refused.
It was the first time for Riri Yamabuki to participate in the Mafia year-end party at Port Mafia. She had many guesses about the party, whether the atmosphere was serious and lively or dignified and elegant, and the scene was Xiaojiabiyu or magnificent?
She is still too young and naive. If you have to use four words to describe this party, Riri Yamabuki would like to call it-the dance of demons.
Look, those two men who rode vodka bottles imitating wizards and flew around the field, smashing tomatoes in the face, are they crazy?Is it a mentally handicapped child at large?
No, they are the Minister of the Field Service Department and the Minister of the Logistics Department, a typical representative of falling in love and killing each other, arguing with each other for the financial favor of the Minister of Finance.
Look, that man sneaking behind the little girl with an idiotic smile on his face, is he a pervert?Is it a disciple who started with the highest death penalty in three years?
No, he is our great and wise ultimate boss.
Look, the bandaged man who is holding up his mobile phone and laughing at Chuya Nakahara while making a video, is he an escaped mummy from Egypt?Is it the most immature kid in kindergarten?
Riri Yamabuki: No, that's my boyfriend.
Can you lose the boyfriend you picked in vain?
"Friends who want to draw a lottery, come here! Aribadi raise your hands!" The little brother who was shaking a huge lottery box above his head said loudly.
"The lowest prize is the strawberry pudding coupon in the cafeteria! The highest special prize can get a loving hug from the BOSS! Don't miss it when you pass by! Opportunities are only reserved for those who are prepared!"
"I don't want the special prize." Against the background of the demons dancing wildly, Riri Yamabuki stood in front of the lottery boy and said seriously, "The pudding coupon is very good, can I give two more? I have two mouths to eat at home."
"Ah! It's Miss Law Li!" The lottery boy rubbed his flushed face and said repeatedly, "Yes, you can draw twice. Most of them are pudding coupons."
Is it cheating to draw twice?Of course not!The lottery boy is very principled. Mr. Dazai never participates in lottery activities. What happened to his quota for Miss Lawyer?Laughing to death, does Mr. Dazai dare to say a word?
The little brother saw through the family status dispute between the plastic couple at a glance.
Riri Yamabuki reached into the lottery box and fumbled for a moment, then took out a small ball.
Facing the expectant eyes of the lottery boy, she opened the ball, and a note fell down.
[Special Prize: Congratulations, my hard-working subordinate who has worked hard for a year, you can come to the top office at any time to exchange for a warm and encouraging hug with me. —— Mori Ogai who will always be with you]
Riri Yamabuki: "..."
Riri Yamabuki: "..."
Riri Yamabuki: "..."
"I'm blind." She said indifferently.
The little brother shuddered, and bravely diverted the trouble: "Why don't you give it to Mr. Dazai? Mr. Dazai was brought to the port Mafia by the BOSS himself. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a mentor. Let them eliminate it with a hug in the new year." Let’s get rid of the estrangement and become a family that loves each other again!”
The pattern is opened.
Young man, the road is wide!
Riri Yamabuki folded the note and stuffed it into the pocket of his skirt, ready to hand it to Osamu Dazai later.She reached into the lottery box and picked up a chosen ball very carefully.
"Wow!" The little brother on the side couldn't help but read out, "It's the first prize—Two-person tickets to the Hokkaido Ski Resort! Ms. Lawyer, are you the reincarnation of a koi?!"
Riri Yamabuki: Cloth, pudding...
Why, no, strawberry pudding coupons...
Is it so difficult to want to eat a pudding?
The little brother hurriedly took out two tickets and handed them to Riri Yamabuki: "We will reimburse you for the round-trip fare, just ask the finance department when you travel."
He sighed in his heart: As expected of the chosen couple, the fate between Ms. Lawyer and Mr. Dazai is indeed destined!
Riri Yamabuki took the ticket and left the lottery with a heavy heart. Sadly, she failed herself.
Fortunately, the pudding coupon is a reward for taking home after the party. There are also puddings to eat during the party. Osamu Dazai recorded the video for Nakahara Nakaya, and sent it to the forum with one click. Eat pudding in the dessert area.
"Ryri-chan, here, here." Osamu Dazai waved to Riri Yamabuki.
Riri Yamabuki took a cup of pudding and held it in her palm, she freed one hand with a spoon in her mouth, and slapped the lottery ticket in the pocket of her skirt to Dazai Osamu's hand.
"What is this?" Osamu Dazai opened it curiously.
In the next second, he frowned harder than eating hawthorn-flavored fructose, looking disgusted.
"Special prize." Riri Yamabuki was already disgusted, and now he was very calm, "Don't disappoint this good luck."
Osamu Dazai: Do you want this blessing for you?
"I will definitely cherish it." Osamu Dazai smirked and crumpled the paper into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket, "I saw that Riri-chan drew two prizes, did you get the strawberry pudding coupon you wanted? ?”
It was amazing that the lottery was at the leftmost position in the entire party hall, and Osamu Dazai was always crowded in the crowd watching the performance in the center.How he knew that Riri Yamabuki had drawn two prizes, and how he knew that there were pudding coupons for the prizes, God didn't know.
If you ask him, you will probably get an answer of "I've been watching you" or "Because I know Riri-chan so well".
Can't guess, his mind.
"I didn't get it." Riri Yamabuki unfolded the ticket and showed him, "I only got two tickets for the Hokkaido Ski Resort."
"Wow, that's great." Dazai Osamu looked at the tickets curiously, "I knew that all my card drawing games should be handed over to Riri-chan. It's not a dream to get into the soul SSR."
"Do you want to go?" Riri Yamabuki waved the ticket in front of Dazai Osamu with his fingers, "I will be reimbursed for the whole process."
How could Osamu Dazai refuse such a good thing as free prostitution?
"Even if you order freshly caught and cooked king crab at the hotel, you can still be reimbursed, right?" Osamu Dazai swayed his devilish tail, "I want to eat Mr. Mori into poverty!"
"——Dazai-kun, don't say bad things in front of people, I will be very sad."
The elusive Mori Ogai emerged from the crowd with Alice. Alice ignored the love and hatred of the adults. She took the pudding from Riri Yamabuki and took a big bite with a smile on her face.
After Mori Ogai appeared, the faint but real smile on Dazai Osamu's face instantly turned into a business-like smirk, and he said with a bland smile: "I'm sorry, I didn't see Mr. Mori at all, the sense of presence is too great Low is also something that can’t be helped, it’s better to accept the reality.”
Mori Ogai was used to Osamu Dazai's eccentricity, he glanced sharply at the note on the edge of Osamu Dazai's pocket, the color, shape, and faintly revealed handwriting, could it be——
"Dazai-kun, have you won the special prize that I personally wrote?"
Mori Ogai quickly pulled out the note, and the old father's voice was extremely gratified: "I didn't throw it away."
Osamu Dazai didn't destroy it immediately, what does that mean?It means that his big brother, the first son of Mafia in the port, wants to redeem this reward!
He was just too shy to say anything!
As a father with a heart as broad as the sea, how could he not satisfy his desire!
"I never imagined, Dazai-kun, you have finally passed the rebellious period of youth, and you have a heart that knows how to be grateful."
Mori Ogai forcibly ignored Dazai Osamu's extremely disgusted and resisting eyes, opened his arms, and said gently: "Come on, even if I risk disqualification in the world and make Alice disappear, I am willing to grant your wish."
Alice gloated, without any dissatisfaction with her temporary disappearance.
Osamu Dazai cast his eyes for help to his girlfriend who was good at hitting: Help!help me!
Yamabuki Riri slowly put down the pudding in his hand.
Facing her boyfriend's expectant eyes, she picked up a piece of watermelon from the fruit tray.
When the snow falls, the skirt of winter completely covers Yokohama.
The leather boots squeaked slightly when they stepped on the snow particles. People who are not afraid of the cold only wear knee-high socks in the severe winter. The black leather skirt raises the hem with the walking range, and the silver chain cuts through sharp arcs.
Passing by a terrified passerby who opened his mouth slightly and looked at her with "Miss sister, are you really not going to freeze to death?" Riri Yamabuki concentrated on holding a freshly baked sweet potato, peeling it carefully. Open the paper-thin skin to reveal the orange-yellow sweet potato flesh inside.
Just after breaking free from the outer skin, white smoke rises from the hot sweet potato, unscrupulously tempting people to eat it with its sweet taste, making people ignore the trap of being hot.
Roasted sweet potato is an alternative version of hot potato. Osamu Dazai never learns a lesson every time he eats it. His palms are still red with heat through a layer of bandage. Put the sweet potato tip.
At this time, Riri Yamabuki would calmly, indifferently, and contemptuously pick up a sweet potato just taken out of the stove with his bare hands, and personally show Osamu Dazai what it means: "Little brother, you are a real dish."
She can wear a thin coat and black leather skirt for the winter, let alone a hot potato, and picking chestnuts from the fire is just a sideshow.
When Riri Yamabuki walked to the Mafia headquarters at the port, the sweet potatoes had just finished eating.The heating came rushing in from behind the automatic door, and many elder brothers in black suits and sunglasses with wicked faces showed hopeless expressions of being saved after entering the door, and sincerely praised the BOSS who did not skimp on the heating fee.
Mr. Sen, even if you are a scumbag who buys accidental death insurance for employees but writes the insured in your own name!Winter also praises your greatness!
Congratulations to Mori Ogai for getting the R card [Seasonal Limit · Subordinates' Gratitude], you have defeated [-]% of the BOSS in the country, and you are one small step closer to the title of "Moving Japan's Conscience Capitalist".
"Happy year-end Miss Lawyer!" The busy lady from the finance department raised her head from her busy schedule and said hello in surprise, "Here is the commission fee and year-end bonus for this month. If there is no problem, please sign here."
Riri Yamabuki doesn't come to the Mafia headquarters very often, except for visiting her boyfriend's class, the only day she pays her wages is rain or shine.
This is all the hope of working as a worker for a month. The sky in Yokohama is blue today, and Mori Ogai's hairline today has no receding hairline.
Who doesn't love money!In this world where hearts are complicated and full of betrayal, only money still has a trace of warmth.
"Mr. Mori, you actually gave me a year-end award?" Riri Yamabuki scanned the line of beautiful numbers, as surprised as Osamu Dazai said that he got full attendance.
"Of course, Ms. Riri has been working hard." The lady from the finance department held up a smiling face, not daring to say that the real intention of Mori Ogai to give Ritsu Yamabuki a year-end award is—"to save money and avoid disasters, on the road." I understand the rules." Mori Ogai said firmly, "I hope she can remember when she can't bear it and finally comes to beat me up, for next year's year-end awards, don't hit people in the face!"
Riri Yamabuki signed, and hesitated for a moment between "visiting his hard-working boyfriend before leaving" and "leaving directly".
She was looking for snacks in the refrigerator before going out, and accidentally ate the strawberry pudding that belonged to Osamu Dazai.
Although Riri Yamabuki discovered this mistake the moment he opened the lid, and it was too late to put the lid back on and pretend nothing happened, but the strawberry pudding is so delicious, what’s wrong with eating alone? ?
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A small pudding in one bite.
Osamu Dazai is very vengeful.He has a particularly good memory, and it is absolutely impossible to expect him to forget the mysterious disappearance of pudding.Even if he didn't show his true nature at the time, this caring cheapskate would surely come back with double revenge afterward, and it was impossible to guard against.
Riri Yamabuki touched his pocket, and there was only one hawthorn-flavored fructose in the pocket that she thought it was sour and refused to eat.
The bright red candy ball rolled around in the palm of his hand, Riri Yamabuki closed his palms together, and resolutely pressed the elevator button to the floor of Osamu Dazai's office.
It doesn't matter if the coaxing props are simple, but the skills are more important.
Osamu Dazai is at work.
What does end of the year mean?Year-end bonus?
No, it's the year-end report.
Why does Mafia write a year-end report, just like why Zhongya Zhongya obeys traffic rules, and would rather use supernatural powers to fly over walls than run a red light?
If it wasn't for Mori Ogai who wanted to see everyone's painful expressions, why would this be the case?
Osamu Dazai is thinking hard about how to write the year-end report.
Mori Ogai's words are very beautiful. The year-end report is not only the harvest of a year's work, but also the harvest of family and friends. As a BOSS, he wants to understand Mina-san from more angles.
"I just want to get extra information, to see if I can catch my subordinates, doctor black heart." Dazai Osamu bit the metal pen cap to count the words.
When Mori Ogai was an underground doctor, he worked part-time in the intelligence business, and he still does not forget his old job until now. He is really a long-term lover.
The work summary is easy to write. In previous years, Osamu Dazai’s love summary was written in one stroke. This year is not enough, but this year must be written.
If Ogai Mori dared to read, Osamu Dazai dared to write.
He took out a familiar pink cover book from the drawer with a calm expression, and it was the "Heartbeat dokidoki!"108 Tips for Sweet, Romantic and Exciting Heartbeats".
What a good book, it is worth the money, and he will definitely give money to the author someday.
Osamu Dazai casually turned a page and started copying.
"My heart melted from the moment I saw him! Seeing his firm face like sliced noodles, nose bridge like sorghum, and thick lips that are hotter than Chaotianjiao, all of them haunt me in my dreams!"
No, this is a female perspective, cross out the copy.
"Oh! My God! I got kicked in the ass by a groundhog! I looked at her with mocking eyes, adoring eyes and a struggle! She looked at the fan in my eyes and cried Yes, I cried so loudly, it hurt my heart like a pear blossom needle pricking my heart!"
This emotion is a little too excited, and it is too far from his personality, so I crossed out the copy.
"He chased, she ran away, she couldn't escape with wings. On the night when the cold rain slapped randomly on the face, the domineering and ruthless man hurt the heart of a strong and stubborn woman like a little white lotus. She wiped away her tears , left this sad country with a belly that was three months pregnant. Ten years later, when a man saw the child who seemed to be copying and pasting a smaller version, he realized what he had missed! Wives abused for a while, chased wife crematorium, Regret overwhelmed his sanity..."
"What the hell is this?" Osamu Dazai was watching with interest while complaining. He happily copied a few good words and sentences and wrote them into his year-end report, looking forward to Mori Ogai's "wonderful" expression when he read it.
The consequence of being too immersive is that Dazai Osamu didn't realize that there was someone beside him until Riri Yamabuki stood by and followed him through the entire book.
Does she make no sound when she walks?In order to scare him, he even stopped breathing. Is this something that can be done as a prank?
"You like this style?" Riri Yamabuki nodded thoughtfully, "We can try."
try what?Running ten miles in the rain, embracing each other tightly, telling each other about love, or throwing paper money in the crematorium, and a suona blowing the sky?
Osamu Dazai: Hugging his weak self in fear.
"I'm writing a year-end report." Osamu Dazai poked a stack of paper on the table with the cap of his pen, "Handwritten, more than [-] words, work summary and love history each [-] words."
Mori Ogai was so cruel, Yamabuki Riri clicked his tongue.
Mimic also has a year-end report.At the end of every year, members who run around all over the world obediently return to the European headquarters.André Gide would find a secluded open-air meeting place in advance and light a bonfire at night. A group of people would blow vodka on bottles while roasting pigs and sheep.
When I was half full, I started the year-end report.Riri Yamabuki took the list and called them one by one. The person who was called first shouted "Here!", and then talked about what embarrassing things he did this year, and said it to make everyone happy.
Harmony, happiness, laughter, their Mimic is such an organization with humanistic care, who would not want to quit after listening to it?Who would want to work for Mori Ogai after hearing this?
Riri Yamabuki sympathized with Osamu Dazai very much, and firmly rejected his black hands who tried to pull him into the water.
"I'm so miserable." Osamu Dazai lay on the table listlessly, "Only the strawberry pudding in the refrigerator can keep me warm..."
Yamabuki Riri silently looked away.
She just threw out the trash before she went out, and Osamu Dazai might not even have the chance to see the remains of the strawberry pudding. It was too cruel, so cruel, and life failed him too much.
Osamu Dazai was laying on the table and thinking, a cold and soft hand slid against his neck to his chin, and raised his beak upwards without hesitation.
Looking from bottom to top, Osamu Dazai only felt the corners of his lips wet and cold, small balls of candy were pushed into his mouth by the tip of his tongue, and the hard candy made a slight sound when it hit the teeth.
The man biting the sugar ball and feeding it could barely retract the tip of his tongue, and there was a touch of water-colored crimson between his porcelain white teeth.She tied her broken hair behind her ears as if nothing happened, and asked calmly, "Is it sweet?"
Sweet... what a ghost, Osamu Dazai was so sour from the hawthorn that his eyebrows frowned, and the tip of his tongue pushed the sugar ball from the left cheek to the right, so sour that he didn't want to speak.
Even so, he still waited slowly for the sugar ball to melt in his mouth, without losing patience, he crushed and swallowed the sugar residue in one bite.
"Ryri-chan." Osamu Dazai regained his composure and pointed to the essence, "Did you eat my strawberry pudding?"
Wow, is Port Mafia's most intimidating interrogation instinct for something like this?
"I only took one bite." Riri Yamabuki made a slight gesture.
"One mouthful?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows.
"I'll give you an extra can of crab meat." Riri Yamabuki reluctantly gave up, "The pudding tastes good, where did you buy it?"
"I brought it back from the cafeteria." Dazai Osamu earned a can of crab meat, and he was in a good mood. "Today's year-end party also has it. You can eat as many 'one bites' as you want."
The year-end party is the largest and most grand team building event of Port Mafia every year.Mori Ogai is well aware of the importance of corporate spirit to the enthusiasm of employees, and every year, it makes frequent tricks, which not only make social fear people wear a mask of pain, but none of the scourge can escape.
"The anonymous voting on the forum started last month." Osamu Dazai smiled and sneaked into the crowd, "The person with the most votes will be the finale of a show. Except for Mr. Mori who threatened not to participate with the year-end award, Auntie Cleaning on the list."
And the person who is most popular with the Mafia crowd at the port, has the largest number of passers-by, and has the most fans is ours—Mr. Nakahara Nakaya!
"You One Vote I One Vote, Mr. Chuya is making his debut today! "
"If you don't vote, I don't vote, when will the Yokohama diva come out! "
"I have been pushing Mr. Chuya alone since I was born! "
"Click ♂ click ♂ to see ♂ horizontal ♂ shore ♂ song ♂ Ji ♂ on ♂ line ♂ hot ♂ dance"
"Chuya, Mafia's real top popularity at the port." Osamu Dazai said with his heart while running his fingers like flying fingers to Chuya Chuya to send him to the debut position, "Only this thing, I am willing to lose to Chuya Also, very willing!"
Riri Yamabuki also has an internal forum account. She logged in to check the votes, and unexpectedly found that Osamu Dazai's vote was "3".
Even Aunt Cleaning and Uncle Security have more than 5 loose votes!
"Mr. Mori, Chuya, and Miss Momiji." Osamu Dazai glanced at Riri Yamabuki's phone screen and knew what she was confused about. "Only the three of them dared to vote for me."
Riri Yamabuki: "Don't tell me, you will hack into the backstage to check the IP of everyone who dares to vote for you, and write it down in the notebook to retaliate afterwards?"
Osamu Dazai: "How come, am I such a grudge?"
You are and you will be.
Riri Yamabuki silently cast a vote under the name of Osamu Dazai, and the number of votes jumped from "3" to "4", still safely at the bottom.
Isn't Port Mafia a villainous organization?How can you dare not resist because of the coercion?
Riri Yamabuki, who was looking forward to Dazai Osamu's performance, sincerely regrets it.
Under Osamu Dazai's black-box operation and the voice of the people, Chuya Nakahara was once again honorably selected to sing his wonderful voice on the stage of the year-end party.
Zhongyuan Zhong was also used to it, he not only accepted it readily but even wanted to have Osamu Dazai perform the skit together: "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" - he played Wu Song and Osamu Dazai played the tiger.
Osamu Dazai was forced to hang himself and firmly refused.
It was the first time for Riri Yamabuki to participate in the Mafia year-end party at Port Mafia. She had many guesses about the party, whether the atmosphere was serious and lively or dignified and elegant, and the scene was Xiaojiabiyu or magnificent?
She is still too young and naive. If you have to use four words to describe this party, Riri Yamabuki would like to call it-the dance of demons.
Look, those two men who rode vodka bottles imitating wizards and flew around the field, smashing tomatoes in the face, are they crazy?Is it a mentally handicapped child at large?
No, they are the Minister of the Field Service Department and the Minister of the Logistics Department, a typical representative of falling in love and killing each other, arguing with each other for the financial favor of the Minister of Finance.
Look, that man sneaking behind the little girl with an idiotic smile on his face, is he a pervert?Is it a disciple who started with the highest death penalty in three years?
No, he is our great and wise ultimate boss.
Look, the bandaged man who is holding up his mobile phone and laughing at Chuya Nakahara while making a video, is he an escaped mummy from Egypt?Is it the most immature kid in kindergarten?
Riri Yamabuki: No, that's my boyfriend.
Can you lose the boyfriend you picked in vain?
"Friends who want to draw a lottery, come here! Aribadi raise your hands!" The little brother who was shaking a huge lottery box above his head said loudly.
"The lowest prize is the strawberry pudding coupon in the cafeteria! The highest special prize can get a loving hug from the BOSS! Don't miss it when you pass by! Opportunities are only reserved for those who are prepared!"
"I don't want the special prize." Against the background of the demons dancing wildly, Riri Yamabuki stood in front of the lottery boy and said seriously, "The pudding coupon is very good, can I give two more? I have two mouths to eat at home."
"Ah! It's Miss Law Li!" The lottery boy rubbed his flushed face and said repeatedly, "Yes, you can draw twice. Most of them are pudding coupons."
Is it cheating to draw twice?Of course not!The lottery boy is very principled. Mr. Dazai never participates in lottery activities. What happened to his quota for Miss Lawyer?Laughing to death, does Mr. Dazai dare to say a word?
The little brother saw through the family status dispute between the plastic couple at a glance.
Riri Yamabuki reached into the lottery box and fumbled for a moment, then took out a small ball.
Facing the expectant eyes of the lottery boy, she opened the ball, and a note fell down.
[Special Prize: Congratulations, my hard-working subordinate who has worked hard for a year, you can come to the top office at any time to exchange for a warm and encouraging hug with me. —— Mori Ogai who will always be with you]
Riri Yamabuki: "..."
Riri Yamabuki: "..."
Riri Yamabuki: "..."
"I'm blind." She said indifferently.
The little brother shuddered, and bravely diverted the trouble: "Why don't you give it to Mr. Dazai? Mr. Dazai was brought to the port Mafia by the BOSS himself. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a mentor. Let them eliminate it with a hug in the new year." Let’s get rid of the estrangement and become a family that loves each other again!”
The pattern is opened.
Young man, the road is wide!
Riri Yamabuki folded the note and stuffed it into the pocket of his skirt, ready to hand it to Osamu Dazai later.She reached into the lottery box and picked up a chosen ball very carefully.
"Wow!" The little brother on the side couldn't help but read out, "It's the first prize—Two-person tickets to the Hokkaido Ski Resort! Ms. Lawyer, are you the reincarnation of a koi?!"
Riri Yamabuki: Cloth, pudding...
Why, no, strawberry pudding coupons...
Is it so difficult to want to eat a pudding?
The little brother hurriedly took out two tickets and handed them to Riri Yamabuki: "We will reimburse you for the round-trip fare, just ask the finance department when you travel."
He sighed in his heart: As expected of the chosen couple, the fate between Ms. Lawyer and Mr. Dazai is indeed destined!
Riri Yamabuki took the ticket and left the lottery with a heavy heart. Sadly, she failed herself.
Fortunately, the pudding coupon is a reward for taking home after the party. There are also puddings to eat during the party. Osamu Dazai recorded the video for Nakahara Nakaya, and sent it to the forum with one click. Eat pudding in the dessert area.
"Ryri-chan, here, here." Osamu Dazai waved to Riri Yamabuki.
Riri Yamabuki took a cup of pudding and held it in her palm, she freed one hand with a spoon in her mouth, and slapped the lottery ticket in the pocket of her skirt to Dazai Osamu's hand.
"What is this?" Osamu Dazai opened it curiously.
In the next second, he frowned harder than eating hawthorn-flavored fructose, looking disgusted.
"Special prize." Riri Yamabuki was already disgusted, and now he was very calm, "Don't disappoint this good luck."
Osamu Dazai: Do you want this blessing for you?
"I will definitely cherish it." Osamu Dazai smirked and crumpled the paper into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket, "I saw that Riri-chan drew two prizes, did you get the strawberry pudding coupon you wanted? ?”
It was amazing that the lottery was at the leftmost position in the entire party hall, and Osamu Dazai was always crowded in the crowd watching the performance in the center.How he knew that Riri Yamabuki had drawn two prizes, and how he knew that there were pudding coupons for the prizes, God didn't know.
If you ask him, you will probably get an answer of "I've been watching you" or "Because I know Riri-chan so well".
Can't guess, his mind.
"I didn't get it." Riri Yamabuki unfolded the ticket and showed him, "I only got two tickets for the Hokkaido Ski Resort."
"Wow, that's great." Dazai Osamu looked at the tickets curiously, "I knew that all my card drawing games should be handed over to Riri-chan. It's not a dream to get into the soul SSR."
"Do you want to go?" Riri Yamabuki waved the ticket in front of Dazai Osamu with his fingers, "I will be reimbursed for the whole process."
How could Osamu Dazai refuse such a good thing as free prostitution?
"Even if you order freshly caught and cooked king crab at the hotel, you can still be reimbursed, right?" Osamu Dazai swayed his devilish tail, "I want to eat Mr. Mori into poverty!"
"——Dazai-kun, don't say bad things in front of people, I will be very sad."
The elusive Mori Ogai emerged from the crowd with Alice. Alice ignored the love and hatred of the adults. She took the pudding from Riri Yamabuki and took a big bite with a smile on her face.
After Mori Ogai appeared, the faint but real smile on Dazai Osamu's face instantly turned into a business-like smirk, and he said with a bland smile: "I'm sorry, I didn't see Mr. Mori at all, the sense of presence is too great Low is also something that can’t be helped, it’s better to accept the reality.”
Mori Ogai was used to Osamu Dazai's eccentricity, he glanced sharply at the note on the edge of Osamu Dazai's pocket, the color, shape, and faintly revealed handwriting, could it be——
"Dazai-kun, have you won the special prize that I personally wrote?"
Mori Ogai quickly pulled out the note, and the old father's voice was extremely gratified: "I didn't throw it away."
Osamu Dazai didn't destroy it immediately, what does that mean?It means that his big brother, the first son of Mafia in the port, wants to redeem this reward!
He was just too shy to say anything!
As a father with a heart as broad as the sea, how could he not satisfy his desire!
"I never imagined, Dazai-kun, you have finally passed the rebellious period of youth, and you have a heart that knows how to be grateful."
Mori Ogai forcibly ignored Dazai Osamu's extremely disgusted and resisting eyes, opened his arms, and said gently: "Come on, even if I risk disqualification in the world and make Alice disappear, I am willing to grant your wish."
Alice gloated, without any dissatisfaction with her temporary disappearance.
Osamu Dazai cast his eyes for help to his girlfriend who was good at hitting: Help!help me!
Yamabuki Riri slowly put down the pudding in his hand.
Facing her boyfriend's expectant eyes, she picked up a piece of watermelon from the fruit tray.
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