Zerg friends are also delicious
Chapter 24 Norris' Blessing
Damn pheromone syndrome.Damn Sebastian Koramos.
Eden firmly held the electronic pen, and wrote these two lines on the portable tablet.After writing, erase them all and change them to all capital letters.Only in this way can he truly express what he really feels in his heart.
It's the first day of April.Friday.Eden really didn't have the energy to maintain his image, so he lay on the table and listened to music with built-in headphones.The singing covered up the noise in the classroom, but it couldn't sweep away the restlessness and irritability in his heart.
After the physical examination, the graduating class ushered in the mental power level test.Level tests include index measurements using instrumentation, as well as practical skills related to specific applications.
What is going on now is instrumental testing.Those who called the number waited in line in the corridor.I was not called to stay in the classroom and move around on my own.
"...Swee, put them there, don't worry about them." Eden raised his eyelids and made a weak voice, "Nomic will come and get them later."
"It's because it needs to be taken away, so it needs to be tidied up." Switch replied with a smile.
Switch sat on a small stool with two large cardboard boxes by his legs.While talking, he was bending over to take out paper love letters, label them, fold them up in different sizes and put them back again.
Ignoring the content of those letters and only looking at the results, Eden, who is a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, expressed satisfaction with one book.
"The last time I saw so many love letters was when Shahili's brother graduated."
Switch looked longingly at the boxes full of letters: "I really envy you. If only I could be so popular. I'm not greedy. Let me experience it for a day."
The Switch and Shaheli Gibson are kind of related.Switch clearly adores "Brother Shaheli".It was also from his mouth that Eden learned some information that Gibson did not know.
When Gibson was very young, he showed a calmness beyond his age and extraordinary spiritual talent.His female father died early, and his male father indulged in gambling while enjoying himself, and his life was once very embarrassing.Switch's grandfather valued the future of little Gibson, brought the cub back to raise him, and even sent him to Muronia to study.
Gibson lived up to expectations and has been the best from the start.Various competition rankings and scholarships are soft.During family dinners, he is the grandson of Switch's grandfather who can't boast enough, he is the "model" of the elders, and the favorite "Brother Shaheli" of the cubs.
After the accident two years ago, Switch rarely talked about Gibson with Eden.Hearing Switch mention it occasionally, Eden wisely stopped asking.
There are worms calling their names at the door.Switch's focus shifted from "wanting to be popular" to "mental test".Then the whole waiting time was spent biting my nails anxiously.
Eden stands behind Switch.He felt hot and cold at the same time.The arms and legs are extremely heavy, and every step takes a lot of effort.My head was dizzy, and I couldn't lift my spirits at all.
This feeling is not unfamiliar, he has been like this for most of the mornings in the past March.Eden stuffed all the medicines prescribed by the school hospital into the cabinet, because taking them or not taking them has the same effect.
Eden stared at the floor beneath his feet, and mechanically took another step forward.Another worm walked out of the test room, and excitedly told his friends about several indicators that he had significantly improved.Eden stared at them for two seconds, then frowned, grabbed out the earphones and stuffed them into his ears.
He is in such a bad mood today.In addition to hormone effects, in Eden's experience, it was also related to his severe lack of sleep.As for why he lacked sleep, it was all because of a message.
【Seth, it looks like you kissed me on Saturday night. 】
When he sent this message with anxiety and anticipation, he actually did not expect to receive a reply so quickly.
To be honest, this one is actually hard to answer, isn't it?
If Seth remembers, but he pretends not to remember, his straight ball must have caught the opponent off guard.You have to think about it for a few hours.
If Seth really doesn't remember, such an embarrassing content, as a social death star, Seth will 100% get stuck silently.
Eden didn't expect Seth to send a reply in less than a minute.
【Seems to be? 】
What's the reaction? ! !Eden almost dropped the terminal on the spot.
【Do you need me to apologize? 】
【………】
Seth's reaction was beyond Eden's expectations.And so the silent, contemplative worm became himself.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Eden tossed and turned in bed, changing his sleeping position countless times.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Eden got up and turned on the light to start searching on Starnet.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Eden hugged his pillow and fell asleep exhaustedly.
At seven thirty in the morning, Eden stretched out his stiff hands with his head wrapped in a quilt.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Eden stared blankly in the queue. The social news, short stories of his own experience, and long answers with high praise in the emotional column he exchanged for his precious sleep time turned into pieces of fragmented information. Rolling wildly in his head.
According to statistics, 27.65% of the females have had same-sex|sexual behavior between the ages of fifteen and 20.Experts say that excessive secretion of pheromones during puberty may be an important reason.
For the Swarm of the last century, a kiss represented commitment and a more serious relationship.Over the past 40 years, this view has gradually lost its mainstream status.Nowadays, young people have more diverse and open views on mate selection. To them, kissing is the same as shaking hands and hugging, and more often it means nothing.
In the past three months, the Red Hart Supreme Court has heard 50 cases of criminal disputes caused by pheromones.How to deal with the divorce application after the "pheromone impulse combination", the increasingly younger childbearing age and the vicious courtship between females to the same male have attracted widespread attention from sociologists.
Females are lower-body creatures.Especially in the years when I was eighteen or twenty years old, I only grew my body but not my brain.A little bit of male pheromone can make them very sad.Do you think they like you appreciate you love you?No.They just want your big diao.After having a good time, pat your ass and leave.
It's hard not to agree with the layer master.I also had a similar experience.Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex.When they meet a male with a better family, stronger ability in that area, and a higher level, they will break up without nostalgia.Since we were young, we have always said that males can marry five, but they will not only marry three, and they always look for better ones.Ha ha, this is obviously a stupid female.
...and Seth too?He is not like himself, the puberty period came so late.He has been growing up every day since two years ago.About the same time as Lucian.Lucian... Eden, the bug next to Lucian, has never been seen for more than a week.
Where's Seth?Maybe without him knowing, Seth tried with other males too...
(Yes, he knew that Seth had denied it, but this kind of lying, which is rarely lied, is perfect, okay!)
A panic bit Eden's heart.In the past few weeks, the best friend he thought he was too familiar with and knew that he could no longer understand gave him shock after shock.His suddenly lit skill point.Incomprehensible emotional circuits.Mysterious tutoring sessions.Increasing number of days of absence.
Since he was able to kiss Seth hungrily under the influence of pheromones.Why can't Seth kiss back under the influence of alcohol?
Just a kiss, what can it mean?
"- Looster? Looster?"
Eden snapped back to his senses, and at the same time, a piercing "Dididi" sound pierced his head.A twitching pain exploded near the eye sockets, and Eden couldn't help pressing his forehead.
"Take it easy. Looster. Take it easy."
The teacher's soft voice was of little help.Out of the corner of his eye, Eden saw the sharp rise and fall of the curve on the screen.His mental strength indicators have always been stable, and this situation has never occurred.It's all this damn headache—
The sound of "Dididi" suddenly stopped.Eden's hands trembled and his breathing became short.He turned his head in his seat, and the teacher behind the instrument looked surprised.
"The instrument is malfunctioning. Looster, you wait here for a while." The teacher hurried out of the cubicle.
The accident extended the original 10-minute test to an hour.It's not that the logistics staff are inefficient.Instead, several instruments were replaced later, but none of them worked for no reason.
Finally, when it was time for lunch, the bugs were exhausted.After discussing the decision, I will find another time next week to give Eden a supplementary test.
***
Cocktail party effect refers to a kind of listening selection ability.That is, in a noisy cocktail party, the talker only hears the information he wants to hear in the noisy environment, and ignores all kinds of noise around him.
This effect, also known as "selective attention," refers to the process of focusing cognitive resources on a specific stimulus or source of information while ignoring other things in the environment.
"Seth Thorn" is Eden's latest "selective attention" keyword.
I don't know since when, this name appears more and more frequently.In the hallway between classes, in between small group discussions, at packed lunchtimes, in newly posted posts on campus intranet forums.
Some students said Sann was no commoner female at all.Some insects have seen with their own eyes a special driver to send each other into the academy.In addition, some insects posted photos of their followers.
Several males expressed some interest in Sann in public.Rumor has it it even included Joplin.This drew a wave of abuse for Seth.Several of Joplin's most high-profile suitors posted on the forum, specifying that Dao's surname would be singled out with Seth.
Eden has mixed feelings.On the one hand, he was glad Seth was getting the justice he deserved.On the other hand, he had to admit, he was a little jealous.
That's right, jealousy.It was a few days late, but Eden confirmed that he had found the correct name for this tangled and uncomfortable emotion in the dictionary.
It's hard to imagine that half a month ago, his mind was full of "best friends will always be together", and he firmly believed that this was the future they would have.
And now, whenever Eden saw Seth's name pop up in a forum, or pop out of the mouth of some passing worm, a kind of anxiety would stir in his stomach.
Eden told Norris all these thoughts without reservation.After all, there are only those around him who can come up with ideas and brains after eliminating the bugs involved, and this is the only one left.
"The bug you mentioned last time...is Seth?"
Norris is so calm at all times.In contrast, Eden, who was almost choked by the water, seemed extremely exaggerated.
"You you you you you what-"
"So those websites are useless?" Norris handed over the tissue, "Well...combined with what you just said..."
He smiled: "Congratulations. You are in love."
The author has something to say: Norris: (takes a deep breath) ...it's not easy.
Lucian: What? ? ?tell me tell me tell me!
Norris: No.Your mouth is too big.
Lucian: == Convex
-----------------------
One more!
There is another update at 12 o'clock~
感谢在2021-12-2912:00:00~2021-12-3009:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Yajuanjuan, circling the moon, Muxi, Sonic1;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 30 bottles of liu; 13 bottles of Hejuhuating; 1 bottle of Ning Xixun;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Eden firmly held the electronic pen, and wrote these two lines on the portable tablet.After writing, erase them all and change them to all capital letters.Only in this way can he truly express what he really feels in his heart.
It's the first day of April.Friday.Eden really didn't have the energy to maintain his image, so he lay on the table and listened to music with built-in headphones.The singing covered up the noise in the classroom, but it couldn't sweep away the restlessness and irritability in his heart.
After the physical examination, the graduating class ushered in the mental power level test.Level tests include index measurements using instrumentation, as well as practical skills related to specific applications.
What is going on now is instrumental testing.Those who called the number waited in line in the corridor.I was not called to stay in the classroom and move around on my own.
"...Swee, put them there, don't worry about them." Eden raised his eyelids and made a weak voice, "Nomic will come and get them later."
"It's because it needs to be taken away, so it needs to be tidied up." Switch replied with a smile.
Switch sat on a small stool with two large cardboard boxes by his legs.While talking, he was bending over to take out paper love letters, label them, fold them up in different sizes and put them back again.
Ignoring the content of those letters and only looking at the results, Eden, who is a patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder, expressed satisfaction with one book.
"The last time I saw so many love letters was when Shahili's brother graduated."
Switch looked longingly at the boxes full of letters: "I really envy you. If only I could be so popular. I'm not greedy. Let me experience it for a day."
The Switch and Shaheli Gibson are kind of related.Switch clearly adores "Brother Shaheli".It was also from his mouth that Eden learned some information that Gibson did not know.
When Gibson was very young, he showed a calmness beyond his age and extraordinary spiritual talent.His female father died early, and his male father indulged in gambling while enjoying himself, and his life was once very embarrassing.Switch's grandfather valued the future of little Gibson, brought the cub back to raise him, and even sent him to Muronia to study.
Gibson lived up to expectations and has been the best from the start.Various competition rankings and scholarships are soft.During family dinners, he is the grandson of Switch's grandfather who can't boast enough, he is the "model" of the elders, and the favorite "Brother Shaheli" of the cubs.
After the accident two years ago, Switch rarely talked about Gibson with Eden.Hearing Switch mention it occasionally, Eden wisely stopped asking.
There are worms calling their names at the door.Switch's focus shifted from "wanting to be popular" to "mental test".Then the whole waiting time was spent biting my nails anxiously.
Eden stands behind Switch.He felt hot and cold at the same time.The arms and legs are extremely heavy, and every step takes a lot of effort.My head was dizzy, and I couldn't lift my spirits at all.
This feeling is not unfamiliar, he has been like this for most of the mornings in the past March.Eden stuffed all the medicines prescribed by the school hospital into the cabinet, because taking them or not taking them has the same effect.
Eden stared at the floor beneath his feet, and mechanically took another step forward.Another worm walked out of the test room, and excitedly told his friends about several indicators that he had significantly improved.Eden stared at them for two seconds, then frowned, grabbed out the earphones and stuffed them into his ears.
He is in such a bad mood today.In addition to hormone effects, in Eden's experience, it was also related to his severe lack of sleep.As for why he lacked sleep, it was all because of a message.
【Seth, it looks like you kissed me on Saturday night. 】
When he sent this message with anxiety and anticipation, he actually did not expect to receive a reply so quickly.
To be honest, this one is actually hard to answer, isn't it?
If Seth remembers, but he pretends not to remember, his straight ball must have caught the opponent off guard.You have to think about it for a few hours.
If Seth really doesn't remember, such an embarrassing content, as a social death star, Seth will 100% get stuck silently.
Eden didn't expect Seth to send a reply in less than a minute.
【Seems to be? 】
What's the reaction? ! !Eden almost dropped the terminal on the spot.
【Do you need me to apologize? 】
【………】
Seth's reaction was beyond Eden's expectations.And so the silent, contemplative worm became himself.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Eden tossed and turned in bed, changing his sleeping position countless times.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Eden got up and turned on the light to start searching on Starnet.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Eden hugged his pillow and fell asleep exhaustedly.
At seven thirty in the morning, Eden stretched out his stiff hands with his head wrapped in a quilt.
At [-]:[-] in the morning, Eden stared blankly in the queue. The social news, short stories of his own experience, and long answers with high praise in the emotional column he exchanged for his precious sleep time turned into pieces of fragmented information. Rolling wildly in his head.
According to statistics, 27.65% of the females have had same-sex|sexual behavior between the ages of fifteen and 20.Experts say that excessive secretion of pheromones during puberty may be an important reason.
For the Swarm of the last century, a kiss represented commitment and a more serious relationship.Over the past 40 years, this view has gradually lost its mainstream status.Nowadays, young people have more diverse and open views on mate selection. To them, kissing is the same as shaking hands and hugging, and more often it means nothing.
In the past three months, the Red Hart Supreme Court has heard 50 cases of criminal disputes caused by pheromones.How to deal with the divorce application after the "pheromone impulse combination", the increasingly younger childbearing age and the vicious courtship between females to the same male have attracted widespread attention from sociologists.
Females are lower-body creatures.Especially in the years when I was eighteen or twenty years old, I only grew my body but not my brain.A little bit of male pheromone can make them very sad.Do you think they like you appreciate you love you?No.They just want your big diao.After having a good time, pat your ass and leave.
It's hard not to agree with the layer master.I also had a similar experience.Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex.When they meet a male with a better family, stronger ability in that area, and a higher level, they will break up without nostalgia.Since we were young, we have always said that males can marry five, but they will not only marry three, and they always look for better ones.Ha ha, this is obviously a stupid female.
...and Seth too?He is not like himself, the puberty period came so late.He has been growing up every day since two years ago.About the same time as Lucian.Lucian... Eden, the bug next to Lucian, has never been seen for more than a week.
Where's Seth?Maybe without him knowing, Seth tried with other males too...
(Yes, he knew that Seth had denied it, but this kind of lying, which is rarely lied, is perfect, okay!)
A panic bit Eden's heart.In the past few weeks, the best friend he thought he was too familiar with and knew that he could no longer understand gave him shock after shock.His suddenly lit skill point.Incomprehensible emotional circuits.Mysterious tutoring sessions.Increasing number of days of absence.
Since he was able to kiss Seth hungrily under the influence of pheromones.Why can't Seth kiss back under the influence of alcohol?
Just a kiss, what can it mean?
"- Looster? Looster?"
Eden snapped back to his senses, and at the same time, a piercing "Dididi" sound pierced his head.A twitching pain exploded near the eye sockets, and Eden couldn't help pressing his forehead.
"Take it easy. Looster. Take it easy."
The teacher's soft voice was of little help.Out of the corner of his eye, Eden saw the sharp rise and fall of the curve on the screen.His mental strength indicators have always been stable, and this situation has never occurred.It's all this damn headache—
The sound of "Dididi" suddenly stopped.Eden's hands trembled and his breathing became short.He turned his head in his seat, and the teacher behind the instrument looked surprised.
"The instrument is malfunctioning. Looster, you wait here for a while." The teacher hurried out of the cubicle.
The accident extended the original 10-minute test to an hour.It's not that the logistics staff are inefficient.Instead, several instruments were replaced later, but none of them worked for no reason.
Finally, when it was time for lunch, the bugs were exhausted.After discussing the decision, I will find another time next week to give Eden a supplementary test.
***
Cocktail party effect refers to a kind of listening selection ability.That is, in a noisy cocktail party, the talker only hears the information he wants to hear in the noisy environment, and ignores all kinds of noise around him.
This effect, also known as "selective attention," refers to the process of focusing cognitive resources on a specific stimulus or source of information while ignoring other things in the environment.
"Seth Thorn" is Eden's latest "selective attention" keyword.
I don't know since when, this name appears more and more frequently.In the hallway between classes, in between small group discussions, at packed lunchtimes, in newly posted posts on campus intranet forums.
Some students said Sann was no commoner female at all.Some insects have seen with their own eyes a special driver to send each other into the academy.In addition, some insects posted photos of their followers.
Several males expressed some interest in Sann in public.Rumor has it it even included Joplin.This drew a wave of abuse for Seth.Several of Joplin's most high-profile suitors posted on the forum, specifying that Dao's surname would be singled out with Seth.
Eden has mixed feelings.On the one hand, he was glad Seth was getting the justice he deserved.On the other hand, he had to admit, he was a little jealous.
That's right, jealousy.It was a few days late, but Eden confirmed that he had found the correct name for this tangled and uncomfortable emotion in the dictionary.
It's hard to imagine that half a month ago, his mind was full of "best friends will always be together", and he firmly believed that this was the future they would have.
And now, whenever Eden saw Seth's name pop up in a forum, or pop out of the mouth of some passing worm, a kind of anxiety would stir in his stomach.
Eden told Norris all these thoughts without reservation.After all, there are only those around him who can come up with ideas and brains after eliminating the bugs involved, and this is the only one left.
"The bug you mentioned last time...is Seth?"
Norris is so calm at all times.In contrast, Eden, who was almost choked by the water, seemed extremely exaggerated.
"You you you you you what-"
"So those websites are useless?" Norris handed over the tissue, "Well...combined with what you just said..."
He smiled: "Congratulations. You are in love."
The author has something to say: Norris: (takes a deep breath) ...it's not easy.
Lucian: What? ? ?tell me tell me tell me!
Norris: No.Your mouth is too big.
Lucian: == Convex
-----------------------
One more!
There is another update at 12 o'clock~
感谢在2021-12-2912:00:00~2021-12-3009:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Yajuanjuan, circling the moon, Muxi, Sonic1;
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 30 bottles of liu; 13 bottles of Hejuhuating; 1 bottle of Ning Xixun;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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