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Chapter 10 Pheromone Syndrome
"Master Eden, based on various inspection data, your puberty pheromone syndrome is quite serious and needs treatment."
"Adolescence pheromone syndrome?" Eden looked blank.This phrase is a bit familiar, but he has no memory of what it specifically refers to.
"You must have caught fish in the physical health class." Lucian was not surprised.
Physical health classes are divided into genders.He didn't know what was going on with the male worm, but the atmosphere in the classroom with the female worm was very lively and exciting.It is a bit exaggerated to say that I have memorized every page of the textbook, but if it is said that this is the subject with the highest average score of all female insects, Lucian thinks no insect will object.
But this situation is exactly the opposite when it comes to the super academic Eden Looster.Growing up, Eden's physical health class was the one with the lowest grades.
"Uh..." Under the condemning gazes of the crowd, Eden lowered his head shyly.
The teachers in the physical health class are generally good-tempered Asian women.Eden likes to blank out or sleep in this kind of class.For this kind of test that focuses on memorization, he usually only needs to look forward to the textbook and it is enough.
"'Adolescent pheromone syndrome refers to a series of physiological and emotional discomfort symptoms displayed by juveniles after entering the middle and late stages of development due to pheromone changes, excessive or insufficient secretion'."
Norris, another school bully present, said thoughtfully: "'This symptom will be gradually relieved with the physical development of each worm, and will disappear completely after one awakening. Common manifestations include irritability, insomnia, dreaminess, emotional instability, Anxiety, difficulty concentrating, headaches, abnormal appetite, etc'."
"I understand why Elgin let you go so easily this time." Lucian said clearly, saying the name of the dean without respect.
"Isn't this something that happens to every worm more or less? It will be fine after this stage?" Eden was even more confused. He knew that he was not in a good state recently.But intervention therapy?It's too exaggerated!
"Under normal circumstances, it is unnecessary." Curt looked at him gently, "If you are like other males."
? ?What does this mean? ?Eden waited for Curt to continue to explain, only waiting for the other party to look at him with a few hints of doting and helplessness.
He looked at Lucian again, the female turned her head to one side, her shoulders trembled, apparently holding back a smile.Norris...as always with a calm and calm expression.As for Seth, he always had the same expression when he entered the hospital—the kind with his eyes lowered and immersed in his own world.
"Is there any difference between me and other males?" Eden felt that it was silly to ask, but he could only continue to ask stupidly.
"Master Eden, as far as I know, you have been relatively insensitive to various smells since you were a child. You know that your pheromones are changing, but you probably don't have a solid idea of what it smells like. I like this Right?"
Eden nodded mechanically.After clicking, I want to refute.Because he remembered Seth's pheromones.He is not dull at all.As long as the other party appears, he is always the first to notice.But Seth was not representative of the other samples.Curt is right.
"Peaches dripping juice." Lucian gloated and made a peach-like gesture with his hands in the air.
"You enter the middle and late development period relatively late. At the same time, you have shown high sensitivity to related hormones. That is to say, compared with peers, various symptoms of pheromone syndrome will appear in a shorter period of time. It explodes inside you at the same time, causing more serious negative effects on your physical and psychological."
The Ya female in a three-piece suit said unhurriedly:
"There are many ways to alleviate this discomfort. Oral medication, muscle massage, dietary adjustments, etc. The most effective and convenient way is to have sex|intercourse with females on a regular basis. This can effectively suppress various discomfort symptoms of males and help They reduce stress and ease negative emotions."
"Master Eden, I think that after what happened today, you should seriously consider it. If necessary, talking to His Excellency the Duke will also help you—"
"Don't tell him!"
Eden actually jumped out of his chair this time.His fair neck, ears, and cheeks were flushed red, and seeing everyone's gazes on him, the redness continued to heat up, making Chong wonder if he had been heated in a stove.
"...I can solve it myself." Eden lowered his voice and breathed calmly, "I can solve it by myself. The male and female fathers are very busy recently, so there is no need to disturb them with such a small matter."
The Ya-female housekeeper stopped talking. He came over and patted Eden on the shoulder: "I have sent the inspection report to your terminal. Master Eden, I'll go back first. Is it okay to have fish and chips tonight?"
Fish and chips wasn't on Eden's diet.This is a little selfishness given to Eden by the old housekeeper.Eden nodded gratefully and watched the other party leave.
"So I said it earlier!" Lucian crossed his legs, "Eden, you will lose your virginity soon! Well, this is not what you want or not, it is something you have to do."
"You don't know how delicious you smell now! If you hadn't hit Higgins first today, I guess it would take a few minutes for those females to compete for your spot. The movement must be louder than you That's much more fun."
"I really don't understand why you're trying to drive yourself out of sickness. Does it make a difference a few months earlier? Do it earlier, and you can tell other males about your experience and brag. Procrastination It's dragging on until now, and now the whole school knows that our bug fan, Eden Looster, is still a poor chicken."
"Let me tell you the truth, some females are so obsessed with you that even I can't bear it... Ask me, I just regret it, why did you let you go when I was so soft-hearted during the summer vacation last year? You are such a delicious and cheap cat and dog, why not solve it by myself—"
"Lu Xian, what did you do to him?" A deep and hoarse voice suddenly sounded from behind the insects.It's Seth.The female worm put her hands on Lucian's shoulders like a ghost behind her back, her eyes were heavy, and her face was extremely ugly. "You clearly said that you only want to kiss."
"Aha, yeah. Did I say that?"
Lucian suddenly covered his mouth, laughing abruptly.He suddenly became very flustered, the kind of panic that is strange no matter how he moves his hands and feet:
"Oh, that's right, I suddenly remembered that I had an appointment with worms for dinner. It's getting late, I, I, I'll take a step first—"
Seth pressed his body that was about to get up: "Say it clearly."
"We almost did it."
Another voice cut in.It's Eden.The flush was still on his neck and cheeks.He crossed his hands on his chest, looking a little nervous, "Almost. But not."
Seth let go of Lucian.Lucian looked left and right, wanting to flee the scene, but felt that the current situation was a bit too cowardly.So he swallowed, and continued to sit back.
There was a sudden silence in this corner.Norris is not a talker.This matter has nothing to do with him.So he quietly acts as a listener and spectator.Big Mouth Lucian said something wrong just now, and is currently shutting down the microphone.Only Eden, who was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig into the ground, and Seth, who was emotionally unclear, were left.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why is his private life being discussed in such a serious way! !
What Curt did just now made him very embarrassed! ! !Lucian is an idiot, and he slipped his tongue again! ! !
This makes him how to face Seth in the future!How to face Norris! !
Who he wants to sleep with, how to sleep with, and when to sleep... He really doesn't want to discuss this issue anymore! ! !
As if hearing his inner cry, Seth suddenly stood up: "It's time to go back to class."
After saying this short sentence, the black-haired female took the lead to leave.Lucian ran away as if he had been pardoned.Norris accompanied Eden back to the teaching building, comforting Eden from the perspective of a male with his usual calm tone on the way.
The main idea is, don't care about those things that come out of Lucian's mouth.Do what you think you should do.For the first time, I choose a bug that I really like.Instead of throwing out the virgin body as something shady.As for Eden's pheromone, let them smell it if they wanted to.You don't care what other bugs think of you.Just be yourself.You don't have to be tied down.
Eden understands the truth.He has always been used to gain experience from books.Compared with his poor and poor physiological knowledge.His theory of mind reserve is not small.
But there are some things that you know intellectually and when you actually encounter them are two different things.At least Eden was very warm and moved after Norris said these things that were not new at all.
They bid farewell in the teaching building.Eden changed into a spare shirt in the locker room, spruced up his appearance a bit, and hurried off to his art history panel.
... After 10 minutes, Eden regretted why he didn't go back to the dormitory and lie down.He felt that he was used to being stared at by bugs.He was wrong.
He is used to being sized up when he is far away, turned back when he walks by, and peeked at from a certain distance, instead of being treated as a doll in the window, scanning up and down intently, staring at every pore.
And doing these are classmates who discussed it two or three times last week.Eden had expressed his discomfort veiled by moving chairs, cleaning rooms, and picking things up.A few of them expressed their apologies after noticing it, but within a few minutes, that sight drifted over again.
Originally, this discussion was to determine the purpose of two or three reference books.It's not difficult.But because of the little accident caused by Eden, there is no progress on this content.His classmates expressed their opinions one by one.No worm listens to what another worm has to say.No one can find the huge contradiction between their previous point of view and the next speech.
The positive BUFF brought by beating bugs will gradually disappear.After this discussion finally ended, Eden rubbed his head, feeling very tired.
The depression that enveloped him like armor dissipated after meeting Seth.
"Are you waiting for me to finish class?" Eden couldn't hide the surprise on his face, and rushed to the black-haired boy at a faster pace, "It's so strange. I thought you went back to the dormitory for tutoring classes."
"Garrett has something to do, so it's delayed a bit. I just have time, so I'll accompany you to change the medicine."
The author has something to say: who said that the cubs are nothing like their parents?
Lucian Chatterbox Munch obviously inherited Quinn's big mouth hhhh
And that's right, it's such a bloody setting
感谢在2021-12-1209:00:00~2021-12-1409:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: the glow of the ruins, 1 poor and not anemic;
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 88 bottles of Lingyin; 10 bottles of Pindao Anemia; 8 bottles of Dongyu and Sangyu;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"Adolescence pheromone syndrome?" Eden looked blank.This phrase is a bit familiar, but he has no memory of what it specifically refers to.
"You must have caught fish in the physical health class." Lucian was not surprised.
Physical health classes are divided into genders.He didn't know what was going on with the male worm, but the atmosphere in the classroom with the female worm was very lively and exciting.It is a bit exaggerated to say that I have memorized every page of the textbook, but if it is said that this is the subject with the highest average score of all female insects, Lucian thinks no insect will object.
But this situation is exactly the opposite when it comes to the super academic Eden Looster.Growing up, Eden's physical health class was the one with the lowest grades.
"Uh..." Under the condemning gazes of the crowd, Eden lowered his head shyly.
The teachers in the physical health class are generally good-tempered Asian women.Eden likes to blank out or sleep in this kind of class.For this kind of test that focuses on memorization, he usually only needs to look forward to the textbook and it is enough.
"'Adolescent pheromone syndrome refers to a series of physiological and emotional discomfort symptoms displayed by juveniles after entering the middle and late stages of development due to pheromone changes, excessive or insufficient secretion'."
Norris, another school bully present, said thoughtfully: "'This symptom will be gradually relieved with the physical development of each worm, and will disappear completely after one awakening. Common manifestations include irritability, insomnia, dreaminess, emotional instability, Anxiety, difficulty concentrating, headaches, abnormal appetite, etc'."
"I understand why Elgin let you go so easily this time." Lucian said clearly, saying the name of the dean without respect.
"Isn't this something that happens to every worm more or less? It will be fine after this stage?" Eden was even more confused. He knew that he was not in a good state recently.But intervention therapy?It's too exaggerated!
"Under normal circumstances, it is unnecessary." Curt looked at him gently, "If you are like other males."
? ?What does this mean? ?Eden waited for Curt to continue to explain, only waiting for the other party to look at him with a few hints of doting and helplessness.
He looked at Lucian again, the female turned her head to one side, her shoulders trembled, apparently holding back a smile.Norris...as always with a calm and calm expression.As for Seth, he always had the same expression when he entered the hospital—the kind with his eyes lowered and immersed in his own world.
"Is there any difference between me and other males?" Eden felt that it was silly to ask, but he could only continue to ask stupidly.
"Master Eden, as far as I know, you have been relatively insensitive to various smells since you were a child. You know that your pheromones are changing, but you probably don't have a solid idea of what it smells like. I like this Right?"
Eden nodded mechanically.After clicking, I want to refute.Because he remembered Seth's pheromones.He is not dull at all.As long as the other party appears, he is always the first to notice.But Seth was not representative of the other samples.Curt is right.
"Peaches dripping juice." Lucian gloated and made a peach-like gesture with his hands in the air.
"You enter the middle and late development period relatively late. At the same time, you have shown high sensitivity to related hormones. That is to say, compared with peers, various symptoms of pheromone syndrome will appear in a shorter period of time. It explodes inside you at the same time, causing more serious negative effects on your physical and psychological."
The Ya female in a three-piece suit said unhurriedly:
"There are many ways to alleviate this discomfort. Oral medication, muscle massage, dietary adjustments, etc. The most effective and convenient way is to have sex|intercourse with females on a regular basis. This can effectively suppress various discomfort symptoms of males and help They reduce stress and ease negative emotions."
"Master Eden, I think that after what happened today, you should seriously consider it. If necessary, talking to His Excellency the Duke will also help you—"
"Don't tell him!"
Eden actually jumped out of his chair this time.His fair neck, ears, and cheeks were flushed red, and seeing everyone's gazes on him, the redness continued to heat up, making Chong wonder if he had been heated in a stove.
"...I can solve it myself." Eden lowered his voice and breathed calmly, "I can solve it by myself. The male and female fathers are very busy recently, so there is no need to disturb them with such a small matter."
The Ya-female housekeeper stopped talking. He came over and patted Eden on the shoulder: "I have sent the inspection report to your terminal. Master Eden, I'll go back first. Is it okay to have fish and chips tonight?"
Fish and chips wasn't on Eden's diet.This is a little selfishness given to Eden by the old housekeeper.Eden nodded gratefully and watched the other party leave.
"So I said it earlier!" Lucian crossed his legs, "Eden, you will lose your virginity soon! Well, this is not what you want or not, it is something you have to do."
"You don't know how delicious you smell now! If you hadn't hit Higgins first today, I guess it would take a few minutes for those females to compete for your spot. The movement must be louder than you That's much more fun."
"I really don't understand why you're trying to drive yourself out of sickness. Does it make a difference a few months earlier? Do it earlier, and you can tell other males about your experience and brag. Procrastination It's dragging on until now, and now the whole school knows that our bug fan, Eden Looster, is still a poor chicken."
"Let me tell you the truth, some females are so obsessed with you that even I can't bear it... Ask me, I just regret it, why did you let you go when I was so soft-hearted during the summer vacation last year? You are such a delicious and cheap cat and dog, why not solve it by myself—"
"Lu Xian, what did you do to him?" A deep and hoarse voice suddenly sounded from behind the insects.It's Seth.The female worm put her hands on Lucian's shoulders like a ghost behind her back, her eyes were heavy, and her face was extremely ugly. "You clearly said that you only want to kiss."
"Aha, yeah. Did I say that?"
Lucian suddenly covered his mouth, laughing abruptly.He suddenly became very flustered, the kind of panic that is strange no matter how he moves his hands and feet:
"Oh, that's right, I suddenly remembered that I had an appointment with worms for dinner. It's getting late, I, I, I'll take a step first—"
Seth pressed his body that was about to get up: "Say it clearly."
"We almost did it."
Another voice cut in.It's Eden.The flush was still on his neck and cheeks.He crossed his hands on his chest, looking a little nervous, "Almost. But not."
Seth let go of Lucian.Lucian looked left and right, wanting to flee the scene, but felt that the current situation was a bit too cowardly.So he swallowed, and continued to sit back.
There was a sudden silence in this corner.Norris is not a talker.This matter has nothing to do with him.So he quietly acts as a listener and spectator.Big Mouth Lucian said something wrong just now, and is currently shutting down the microphone.Only Eden, who was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig into the ground, and Seth, who was emotionally unclear, were left.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why is his private life being discussed in such a serious way! !
What Curt did just now made him very embarrassed! ! !Lucian is an idiot, and he slipped his tongue again! ! !
This makes him how to face Seth in the future!How to face Norris! !
Who he wants to sleep with, how to sleep with, and when to sleep... He really doesn't want to discuss this issue anymore! ! !
As if hearing his inner cry, Seth suddenly stood up: "It's time to go back to class."
After saying this short sentence, the black-haired female took the lead to leave.Lucian ran away as if he had been pardoned.Norris accompanied Eden back to the teaching building, comforting Eden from the perspective of a male with his usual calm tone on the way.
The main idea is, don't care about those things that come out of Lucian's mouth.Do what you think you should do.For the first time, I choose a bug that I really like.Instead of throwing out the virgin body as something shady.As for Eden's pheromone, let them smell it if they wanted to.You don't care what other bugs think of you.Just be yourself.You don't have to be tied down.
Eden understands the truth.He has always been used to gain experience from books.Compared with his poor and poor physiological knowledge.His theory of mind reserve is not small.
But there are some things that you know intellectually and when you actually encounter them are two different things.At least Eden was very warm and moved after Norris said these things that were not new at all.
They bid farewell in the teaching building.Eden changed into a spare shirt in the locker room, spruced up his appearance a bit, and hurried off to his art history panel.
... After 10 minutes, Eden regretted why he didn't go back to the dormitory and lie down.He felt that he was used to being stared at by bugs.He was wrong.
He is used to being sized up when he is far away, turned back when he walks by, and peeked at from a certain distance, instead of being treated as a doll in the window, scanning up and down intently, staring at every pore.
And doing these are classmates who discussed it two or three times last week.Eden had expressed his discomfort veiled by moving chairs, cleaning rooms, and picking things up.A few of them expressed their apologies after noticing it, but within a few minutes, that sight drifted over again.
Originally, this discussion was to determine the purpose of two or three reference books.It's not difficult.But because of the little accident caused by Eden, there is no progress on this content.His classmates expressed their opinions one by one.No worm listens to what another worm has to say.No one can find the huge contradiction between their previous point of view and the next speech.
The positive BUFF brought by beating bugs will gradually disappear.After this discussion finally ended, Eden rubbed his head, feeling very tired.
The depression that enveloped him like armor dissipated after meeting Seth.
"Are you waiting for me to finish class?" Eden couldn't hide the surprise on his face, and rushed to the black-haired boy at a faster pace, "It's so strange. I thought you went back to the dormitory for tutoring classes."
"Garrett has something to do, so it's delayed a bit. I just have time, so I'll accompany you to change the medicine."
The author has something to say: who said that the cubs are nothing like their parents?
Lucian Chatterbox Munch obviously inherited Quinn's big mouth hhhh
And that's right, it's such a bloody setting
感谢在2021-12-1209:00:00~2021-12-1409:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: the glow of the ruins, 1 poor and not anemic;
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 88 bottles of Lingyin; 10 bottles of Pindao Anemia; 8 bottles of Dongyu and Sangyu;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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