When I wake up, my nemesis is my boyfriend [Transmigration Book]

Gu Chenfeng was actually not in the mood to eat, but when he saw that Ji Yunzhou didn't eat or talk, he suddenly felt very boring.

They have known each other since college, and they have been fighting for six or seven years. It can be said that they are very familiar with each other. He knows that whatever he says will attract Ji Yunzhou's attention.

"Tsk tsk tsk, there are so many delicacies, it's good that someone doesn't eat them."

Sure enough, as soon as his words fell, Ji Yunzhou said: "Who said I won't eat." and picked up chopsticks to pick up vegetables.

Unexpectedly, there was a pair of hands taking a step ahead of him, and took away the sauced beef he wanted to pinch. Ji Yunzhou directly grabbed his chopsticks angrily, took a small bite of the beef, and then looked at him triumphantly.

Ji Yunzhou knew that he didn't eat things that others touched, so he did it on purpose. Seeing his frown, he narrowed his eyes and smiled.

Gu Chenfeng frowned and put the beef he touched on the paper towel, and picked up other dishes again. Just as his chopsticks were about to pick up a piece of pot-packed meat, he was knocked off by Ji Yunzhou next to him.

Gu Chenfeng couldn't do what Ji Yunzhou did before, so he could only suffer from being dumb, so he looked at him with a slight sarcasm and said: "Your hands are shaking, you don't know how to use chopsticks, you can eat with a spoon."

After he finished speaking, he handed the spoon on the shelf to Ji Yunzhou, and Ji Yunzhou didn't mind. It was difficult for him to eat with his left hand. Since someone was kind enough to offer the spoon, why did he refuse?He also praised:

"You are really a good son of Dad. Knowing that Dad is uncomfortable eating with his left hand, you specially handed me the spoon."

Gu Chenfeng looked at Ji Yunzhou dangerously and said, "Are you itchy again?"

Ji Yunzhou felt a little uncomfortable being watched, and he felt that it would be dangerous to continue, so he urged: "Hurry up and eat, I have to go back to the room and lie on my stomach after eating."

Then he lowered his head to eat, and Gu Chenfeng stared at him for several seconds before lowering his head to eat.

About 10 minutes later, the two finished their meal and walked back to the master bedroom with heavy steps.

Ji Yunzhou didn't want to take a bath with Gu Chenfeng, but the sweat sticking to his body was a bit uncomfortable. Just when he was hesitating, Gu Chenfeng said: "You are not allowed to sit on my bed without taking a bath."

Ji Yunzhou was a little upset when he heard what he said, and deliberately contradicted him, "I'll just sit."

After hearing this, Gu Chenfeng said with a faint smile: "What are you afraid of taking a bath together as men?"

Ji Yunzhou replied: "I'm not afraid, I just don't want to part with my clothes." After speaking, he shook the hands of the two.

"Where are the scissors?"

Hearing this, Gu Chenfeng took him to find the scissors, and after finding the scissors, he cut off the sleeves of the two people's clothes, and the two men took off their clothes smoothly.

Ji Yunzhou glanced at Gu Chenfeng's eight-pack abs, and then at his own belly, how could this be?

Ji Yunzhou's heart was crying, he took off his pants silently, and finally left a pair of underwear and walked into the bathroom. During this period, he didn't give Gu Chenzhou another look.

There is a large shower and a small shower in the bathroom, exactly one for each person, and the two stand side by side under the shower and start taking a shower.

There was fog in the bathroom. It was very ambiguous when this scene was placed on other people, but it was only embarrassing when it was placed on both of them.

In order to get rid of this predicament as soon as possible, Ji Yunzhou and Gu Chenfeng took a battle bath, and then came out of the bathroom.

After coming out, the atmosphere was also very awkward, the two of them were not even interested in bickering, they leaned against the bedside and played with their mobile phones silently.

When Ji Yunzhou turned on his phone, he saw that all social softwares were full of scandals between him and Shagou. This also reminded him of this terrible day and this terrible fan art, and suddenly felt that the future was bleak.

You said that the two of them have been fighting for more than six years since college, and they have never said a good word, and they often play tricks on each other. He was said to be stupid and stupid.

Everyone can see that they are incompatible, so how can there be CP fans?I also painstakingly wrote a fan article for them.

Ji Yunzhou couldn't figure it out, he didn't think about it when he couldn't figure it out, then he glanced at Gu Chenfeng, he looked like a dog, he looked like an ice sculpture when he didn't speak, and he looked like a dick when he spoke, he still couldn't figure it out Why do fans put themselves with him?

Gu Chenfeng felt Ji Yunzhou's scorching eyes, looked at his eyes and knew that he was scolding himself in his heart again, so he looked at him with a half-smile and said: "Don't look at me like that, I will think you have fallen in love with me I."

Ji Yunzhou "yue" for a while, and then said: "I just finished eating in the evening, can you stop disgusting me?"

Then he said a lot, "How could I like you, a silly dog? Don't put gold on your face, okay, I, Ji Yunzhou, would not like you even if I jumped from here."

"And if you don't look at me, how do you know I'm looking at you? I think you like me. If you refuse to admit it, you'll beat me up. You're really thick-skinned."

Gu Chenfeng felt a little upset when he heard it, and he didn't know what he was upset about. He said with a dark face: "Hehe, you are thinking too much, little chicken? How can I like a guy like you who has no hair yet?" .”

Ji Yunzhou was so angry that he stared at Gu Chenfeng viciously, unable to speak for a long time.

After a while, he pointed to Gu Chenfeng's nose and said, "I should really record what you said just now and post it online, so that your fans can get to know you, a shameless Lsp."

Gu Chenfeng raised his eyebrows and said, "Is it shameless if I say something? Is it Lsp?"

Then he chuckled again and said, "Isn't it because I said that your hair is not fully grown, so you want to be crooked? What kind of waste is in your mind?"

"Compared with other chickens, don't you have few hairs?"

As he spoke, he also searched for pictures of fluffy yellow chicks and showed them to Ji Yunzhou.

Ji Yunzhou's face became even redder with anger. Seeing that Gu Chenfeng dared to stretch out his hand in front of him, he directly held his wrist, and then bit hard on the soft flesh connecting his thumb and wrist, leaving a bruise on it. A row of imprints.

Gu Chenfeng looked at Ji Yunzhou dumbfounded and said, "Are you a dog?"

Ji Yunzhou let go of his hand, wiped his mouth with a tissue, and said calmly, "Sorry, I'm a rabbit like you. If your memory is so bad, you should go to the hospital."

Gu Chenfeng mocked: "I really need to go to the hospital for a rabies vaccination."

After he finished speaking, he got up and went to the ground. Ji Yunzhou was also pulled out of the bed and staggered into the bathroom, forgetting to argue with him.

Just as Gu Chenfeng turned on the faucet to wash his hands, it was blocked by Ji Yunzhou holding the tooth bucket. Ji Yunzhou looked at him triumphantly, and then took the tooth bucket away to rinse his mouth.

"Childish." After finishing speaking, Gu Chenfeng ignored him and washed his hands, which he washed three times in front of him before stopping.

Ji Yunzhou muttered softly: "It would be better if you wash your bald skin."

Gu Chenfeng shook his hands and said, "I'm sorry, I disappointed you." Water drops followed his words onto Ji Yunzhou's hair and face.

After speaking, he didn't give Ji Yunzhou a chance to wash his hands, and directly dragged him out of the bathroom. Ji Yunzhou's strength was no match for him, so he had to be taken back to the bedroom.

Ji Yunzhou complained: "Silly dog, are you looking for a fight?"

After beating him for a round, Gu Chenfeng was in a good mood and listened to his complaints, with the look of "adults don't remember the faults of villains".

Ji Yunzhou gave him an angry look, and then said:

"Forget it, I won't bother with you silly dog."

After speaking, he lay down on the bed and closed his eyes to prepare for a while. He was tired all day, and fell asleep not long after lying down.

Gu Chenfeng looked at his sleeping face, and didn't disturb him, he was still thinking, "The little chick looks so good-looking, but with a broken mouth, it's more pleasing to the eye when he's not talking." Then Shaking his head regrettably, he lowered his head and played with his phone.

About three hours later, Ji Yunzhou opened his eyes and saw Gu Chenfeng sitting next to him. At first he was a little confused, but soon he remembered that he was wearing a book, so he instantly woke up without any drowsiness. I sat up from the bed and started playing with my phone.

......

In the early hours of the morning, the hands of the two were finally able to let go. The long-lost freedom made Ji Yunzhou feel refreshed, so he was caught off guard by Gu Chenfeng.

Then I heard the deep voice of the other party ringing in my ear: "Who is the father? Huh?"

Ji Yunzhou's hands were pinned behind his back, his face was pressed against the pillow, the other party's body was still pressing on him, he was dead, and this posture made him very unhappy, so he said bitterly: "Why do you hold grudges like this?"

Gu Chenfeng said with a smile: "This shows that I have a good memory, unlike someone who remembers to eat but not to fight."

Ji Yunzhou gritted his teeth and said: "Silly dog, you are sinking to death, let me go quickly."

Gu Chenfeng calmly said, "I'll let you go if you call me Dad."

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Ji Yunzhou: I wouldn't like you even if I jumped from here.

Gu Chenfeng: How could I like a hairless guy like you.

--later

Ji Yunzhou: If I don't jump off, I will like you.

Gu Chenfeng: I just like hairless guys like you.

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There is another update this morning, and I will show you a refill~