Holy patriarchal tool man

That was the first time Kunikida saw Osamu Dazai run so fast. He had never run so fast when facing an enemy with a gun.In the blink of an eye, he had already rushed to the light-haired young man sitting on the sofa.

And the light-haired young man was obviously not surprised by Dazai Osamu's actions. The moment Dazai Osamu just flew over, he stood up directly, and then caught the bandage spirit who rushed towards him.

Even though he was a few centimeters shorter than Dazai, he stood very firmly under such an impact, but when he was thrown, the lower half of his face was covered by Dazai, and Kunikida could only see him showing his face. Those amber eyes on the outside.

The movements of the two were very smooth and coherent, and the other members of the Armed Detective Agency crowded in the reception room were stunned.

"Don't worry, it's not a dream, it's real, I'm back." Eiji Hiiragi lifted Osamu Dazai's head skillfully, and said soothing words skillfully.

Hearing this, the people who were quietly serving as the background board all had weird expressions on their faces.

While Eiji Hiiragi was comforting Osamu Dazai, the trainee member Junichiro Tanizaki couldn't bear it and whispered to his sister Naomi Tanizaki who was standing beside him: "... Naomi, is it my illusion now? Why do I always feel that Hiiragi-kun's body at the moment With some kind of brilliance?”

Still very bright!

Tanizaki Naomi observed the two carefully for two seconds, and then replied affirmatively: "Father's love! This must be the light of father's love!"

Immediately, the entire onlookers showed a sudden realization expression.

Indeed!This kind of brilliance seems to have no other options except fatherly love!

And at this time, Kunikida Doppo also came over, he pushed his glasses with a calm expression, "...Is the age a bit wrong?"

The light-haired young man looks like he is in his early 20s. How did he have such a big son?

"Are you sure you want a father and son who are related by blood?" Yosano Akiko looked at Kunikida Doppo speechlessly.

Kunikida: "..."

So why did he have the hobby of being a father at a young age!And the target is Dazai!

In Kunikida Doppo's heart, he believed that Osamu Dazai did not have such needs.

...But soon, he was slapped in the face by the scene in front of him.

"Are you working so hard?" After Osamu Dazai came back, the atmosphere in the reception room changed again.Everyone didn't leave, but instead sat in the reception room, chatting with Eiji Hiiragi about Osamu Dazai's work.

"Probably because Mr. Dazai works very hard once he starts working." Tanizaki Junichiro said with a smile.

For some reason, he found that after hearing his answer, the light-haired young man sitting on the sofa next to him had a strange expression for a moment.

...so what's going on here?Why did Hao Daer pick up the magic script that worked so hard?

Recalling the other party's work status in the port mafia, Eiji Hiiragi fell into a suspicious silence.So at that time, Dazai's passive sabotage was entirely for the sake of teasing him!

Originally, Kunikida Doppo was a little hesitant at first, why everyone was sitting here and refused to return to their work stations, but after listening to the conversation between the two sides for a while, he looked at Hiiragi Eiji thoughtfully.

... This person is really special, he belongs to the type that makes it hard for people to feel bad, especially when he is quietly watched by the other person's amber eyes, it will give people a feeling that no matter what they say, they can be disgusted by the other person. The magical feeling of being treated with tenderness.

What surprised Kunikida Doppo even more happened. Before Eiji Hiiragi came to the Armed Detective Agency, his perception of this new partner was that he was mature, calm, and highly intelligent, and occasionally revealed some very subtle insides.

but now……

He stared blankly at the bandage man sitting next to Hiiragi Eiji. This guy lowered his head and picked the bandage on his wrist, and just sat there quietly, like a sensible child listening to a parent meeting with others.

Since Eiji Hiiragi knew that Kunikida Doppo was Dazai Osamu's partner, this light-haired young man would look at him from time to time, wanting to know more about Dazai Osamu's situation.

"...and Dazai's partner is very good, and his mission efficiency is very high." Speaking of this, he remembered the other party's performance in today's mission. After a moment of silence, he said to Hiiragi Eiji seriously: "But according to my observation , I think Dazai is actually a person who doesn’t care much about himself.” He said very euphemistically, and described in detail the suicide behavior that the other party did not want to avoid when he saw the enemy holding a gun.

If it works—

Thinking of this, Kunikida Doppo looked at Dazai Osamu, and then he was shocked again. After listening to his retelling, this guy immediately showed an impeccable smile to Hiiragi Eiji.

"...Are you acting like a baby? Sure enough, you are acting like a baby!" Although Junichiro Tanizaki deliberately lowered his voice, he still spoke quickly because the scene in front of him was too miraculous.

Edogawa Ranpo rubbed his chin thoughtfully and looked in Dazai Osamu's direction, "Hmm...that's a pretty good move."

Yosano Akiko immediately said: "...don't learn from him!"

While Hiiragi Eiji was still chatting with other people, Osamu Dazai, who had always consciously played the role of an overage child, suddenly said, "It's time to get off work." Then, he looked at Hiiragi Eiji, and said intently, "Eiji, let's go."

Then, without giving everyone any reaction time, after saying goodbye to everyone one by one, he took Hiiragi Eiji and left the office of the Armed Detective Agency.

Then, the people of the detective agency moved from the reception room to the window in silence, and after a while, they saw the figures of Osamu Dazai and Eiji Hiiragi appearing on the street below.

The two of them didn't know what they were talking about. During the period, Eiji Hiiragi looked up in the direction of the office of the Armed Detective Agency. When he found a row of people looking down at the window, the light-haired young man paused slightly, and then he was very generous. He waved goodbye to the people above.

Everyone immediately responded to his actions, and all the people standing near the window waved at Hiiragi Eiji.

It wasn't until the figures of the two disappeared at the corner of the street that they slowly retracted their heads from the window.

"...I always feel that we seem to have met a fake Mr. Dazai." Finally, Tanizaki Junichiro said dryly.

The others nodded solemnly.

"...Mr. Kunikida, why don't you try to learn from Hiiragi-kun? I think it will be more convenient to partner with Mr. Dazai." The receptionist suggested eagerly.

Kunikida: "...Hello!" He has no interest in being an old father!

"However, it can be regarded as something rewarding, isn't it?" Tanizaki Naomi, who came to the Armed Detective Agency with her brother as an intern, said with a smile, "At least, today we all met the person Mr. Dazai said who wanted to know more. There should be no mistake, right?"

"This guy, his vision is not bad." In the end, Yosano Akiko commented like this.

After coming out of the Armed Detective Agency, Eiji Hiiragi began to talk about Osamu Dazai again.

The central idea is nothing more than to let him put himself first even in his work.

But when he finished talking about everything, he found that Osamu Dazai was very silent. He seemed to be absent-mindedly responding to himself, but his kite-colored eyes were just staring in a certain direction.

It was also at this time that Eiji Hiiragi noticed that Osamu Dazai was walking very slowly, not as if he wanted to rush home immediately after get off work, but rather as if he was walking aimlessly.

After thinking about it, Eiji Hiiragi asked hesitantly, "Dazai, does your current home live in this direction?"

The two of them were walking on a rather remote section of the road. During this off-duty time period, there were only a few scattered pedestrians around them.

After listening to Hiiragi Eiji's question, Osamu Dazai withdrew his wandering eyes, and after a long time, he turned his head to look at Hiiragi Eiji, and said softly: "...Because, Eiji still has to go somewhere else?" He smiled He smiled, "That's why I want to take a longer walk with you." As he spoke, he looked up at the sky, "...There is always a sense of uneasiness floating in the clouds."

He didn't say anything to persuade him to stay, nor did he ask Hiiragi Eiji about his next arrangement, but he just expressed his inner emotions in this way.

He is also worried that everything in front of him is his dream.

Hearing his words, Eiji Hiiragi's old father's heart boiled again, and he said seriously: "This is not a dream, I am really back." After thinking about it, he said again: "It's time for dinner , what do you want to eat tonight? I'll take you to eat."

Originally, Eiji Hiiragi was planning to take him to a lively place for dinner, so that Osamu Dazai could gain a sense of reality in the crowd.

But who knows, after thinking for a while, Osamu Dazai said, "...I want to eat the food made by Eiji. But—"

Eiji Hiiragi looked at his side face, and found that the bandage man was a little listless, and his drooping eyelashes seemed a little lonely, "You just came back, let's eat after you rest."

Hearing this, Eiji Hiiragi couldn't stand immediately, and he dragged Osamu Dazai into a nearby supermarket.At this moment, Eiji Hiiragi felt that everything that happened now seemed to coincide with the experience of the parallel world. He heard the exact same answer from Osamu Dazai of the two worlds, and the choice he made had never changed——no Just want to eat his cooking? !What a wish!

Half an hour later, Eiji Hiiragi and Osamu Dazai stood in front of the apartment where Osamu Dazai was currently living, carrying a shopping bag.

Although both of the shopping bags in their hands are the largest, Hiirai Eiji secretly stuffed all the heavy things into his side. Although the bag in Osamu Dazai's hand looks big, it is exactly the same Not a heavyweight.

He watched Osamu Dazai take out the key from his pocket, but before opening the door, he didn't know if it was his illusion, he felt that Osamu Dazai hesitated for a moment when he unscrewed the lock.

But soon, Hiiragi Eiji's doubts dissipated because of the scene in front of him, and he completely ignored the doubts in his heart.

"...This is?" Eiji Hiiragi looked at the apartment in front of him in a daze.

This arrangement is actually very similar to the apartment he used when working in the port mafia.

He even saw the kind of succulent plants he had raised by the window, and even the cushions on the sofa were exactly the same as the ones he had bought.

Eiji Hiiragi stood at the entrance for a while, then turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai beside him dully.

Regarding this, the tall black-haired boy just said calmly: "...Because I want to remember something."

Hiiragi Eiji opened his mouth, but in the end he just walked into the apartment without saying a word, and he placed all the things he bought in the bag in the place he was used to.

...Even the things in the kitchen are arranged very similar to his previous ones.

"Why... remember so clearly? Didn't you not come to the kitchen?" Eiji Hiiragi raised the corner of his mouth as if trying to break the silent atmosphere.

Osamu Dazai lay down on the table slowly, "Probably because everything is very clear in my mind." He remembered everything about Eiji so clearly.

But it doesn't matter, it has been confirmed that the Eiji in front of him is real.

Hiiragi Eiji sighed heavily in his heart.

... Fortunately, he is back.Otherwise, it would be really hard for him to imagine what kind of thoughts Dazai would have every day living alone in such an apartment.

It was just too much torture.

Same as two years ago, Eiji Hiiragi stopped Osamu Dazai from coming to help in the kitchen, and quickly washed a plate of fruit and put it on the dining table, asking him to eat a few bites and wait for the meal to start.

So, when Eiji Hiiragi was preparing dinner, he would hear Osamu Dazai behind him calling his name from time to time.

"... Eiji."

"Ok?"

"……nothing."

"Eiji."

"What's wrong? Have you finished eating the fruit?"

"...Not yet." Then the sound of Osamu Dazai eating fruit came from behind Eiji Hiiragi.

……

It was so intermittent, Hiiragi Eiji couldn't remember how many times Dazai called him when he was making dinner.

...But he probably knows what Dazai Osamu is thinking.It's nothing more than worrying that everything in front of him is his dream.

When Eiji Hiiragi placed one steaming dish after another on the dining table, he made a plan secretly in his heart. It seems that these psychological shadows can only be dispelled little by little in the future. .

"Because time was a bit late, so I made a few random dishes." Hiiragi Eiji said.

Osamu Dazai blinked, fried saury, teriyaki chicken nuggets, braised shrimp balls, stewed eggs with clams, vegetable salad, and miso soup.

"It's already late, don't you want to eat?" After Hiiragi Eiji finished speaking, Dazai Osamu slowly picked up the chopsticks.

He ate very seriously, but the speed was not slow. Soon, the plate placed in front of Osamu Dazai bottomed out.

When Hiiragi Eiji returned to the kitchen with the bowls and chopsticks, Osamu Dazai suddenly said, "...Eiji, where are you going tonight?"

Hiiragi Eiji paused slightly as he walked towards the kitchen. Before going to the supermarket, he told others that he was going to meet friends tonight, but tonight...

At this time, the sky had already darkened, Osamu Dazai didn't hear Eiji Hiiragi's answer immediately, and didn't have any special reaction, but sat down on the sofa silently.

There is a floor-to-ceiling window in the living room of his apartment, so you can easily see the outside scene.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai just quietly looked out of the window.

Hiiragi Eiji put the bowl in the sink, and asked with some doubts: "What are you looking at?"

"Look at the stars." Osamu Dazai said.Through the glass, he could see the figure of Hiiragi Eiji reflected in it.

After hearing this answer, Hiiragi Eiji was completely stunned.

'……why do not you sleep? '

'Because you can't see the stars. '

The conversations that seemed to have been familiar in the memory popped up in an instant.Osamu Dazai is obviously from two different worlds, but he can always be in harmony in this magical place.

Hiiragi Eiji took off the apron from his body, and then sat on the sofa next to Osamu Dazai, "Then let me watch it with you."

Osamu Dazai suddenly turned his head to look at him, "...don't you need to go back?"

Hiiragi Eiji took out his mobile phone and began to resign himself to sending text messages one by one, "I will tell."

Suddenly, Dazai Osamu came over, he leaned against Hiiragi Eiji's shoulder, but did not look at Hiiragi Eiji's phone screen, but looked at himself, "But, if they just send text messages, they will be very worried ?”

Hiiragi Eiji could feel a hint of a smile in Osamu Dazai's voice, which made Hiiragi Eiji happy.

"Then how?" he asked with a smile.

"Since you're here with me, let's take a photo and tell them you're safe." Osamu Dazai said solemnly, "In this way, if there are witnesses, they won't think you're lying, right?"

Hiiragi Eiji felt very reasonable when he heard it, so he readily agreed to Dazai Osamu's proposal.

High school of conjuration, in the first grade classroom.

"Teacher, are you okay? Didn't Eiji-sensei say when he'll be back?" Nagasaki Yaqiangwei looked suspiciously at Shirato who was sitting beside the podium.

...This guy obviously used to wear eyepatch all the time, but since Eiji-sensei came back, he no longer wants to wear that thing, instead he wears sunglasses every day.

At this time, his sunglasses had slid down to the base of his nose, and his blue eyes were so brightly exposed, but he didn't care at all, instead he kept turning the phone in his hand.

"How could it not be possible!" Gojo Gojo said plausibly to his students, and he directly ignored the three brats who looked at him with subtle eyes.

... I don't know if it's their delusion, but I always feel that this guy is naive and more like a high school student than them when it comes to Mr. Eiji.

And at this moment, Gojo Satoru's cell phone rang, and almost instantly, he seamlessly switched from a lazy sitting position to a tall and straight one, and then quickly swiped open the phone.

The three students sitting opposite him also sat up straight at the same time.

In the next second, they saw Gojo Satoru's impeccable smile froze on his face.

Yuzu Yuhito and Fu Heihui rushed to Wujo Wu's side quickly, and they saw the content on Wujo Wu's phone screen immediately.

It was a group photo. In the photo, Hiiragi Eiji was sitting next to a boy with black curly hair. Hiiragi Eiji didn't seem to be very used to taking pictures. He was obviously shy in the photo, but the black man next to him Teenagers are different.

There is a smile in the iris-colored eyes, but the brows are slightly raised, no matter how you look at it, how do you feel——

"Did he do it on purpose?!" Gojo Satoru immediately jumped up on the spot, pointing to his mobile phone and shouting in the direction of Nagizaki Wild Rose: "Wild Rose! P drop! P drop him without a trace ——!”

Three people: "..."

That's what you said okay? !

The gate of the police station.

The three who had just finished working overtime met at the gate of the Metropolitan Police Department.

The three looked at each other.

"...So, have you contacted Eiji?" Hagiwara Kenji cautiously asked the two people opposite.

Matsuda Zhenping and Zhu Fu Jingguang hesitated for a moment, then shook their heads together.

Hagiwara Kenji sighed with a headache.

"What! Didn't Ei say that he's going to meet someone, I don't want to disturb him..." Matsuda Jinpei was confident at first, but after meeting Kami Hagiwara Kenji's expression of hating iron for nothing, his voice gradually weakened Going on, "Anyway, it's okay, right? Yingsi will come back anyway." Then, he looked at Zhu Fu Jingguang, "Zhu Fu, how about you, did you hear from Ying just now?"

Zhu Fu Jingguang still shook his head.

But at this moment, the mobile phones of the three people rang one after another, and they hurried to check.

Then--

The three of them fell silent.

"...You guys also received it, right?" Matsuda Jinhei said while looking at the photo on the screen, gnashing his teeth.

As soon as he looked up, he saw the other two nodded solemnly.

"Provocation?! Is this a provocation?!" Matsuda Zhenping pointed at the black hair in the photo and said, "Isn't this my illusion?!"

This black hair is definitely laughing so mockingly on purpose——!

Zhu Fujingguang turned off the phone screen, and he showed a kind smile, "I don't think it's Matsuda's illusion."

Kenji Hagiwara looked at Matsuda Jinpei, and then at Moro Fu Jingguang.

...It's not that he said, the black hair in this photo is obviously of high rank!

"No! Let's forget about today, tomorrow! Tomorrow I must bring Ying back!"

This is no longer a level that can be left alone!

Dazai Osamu, who was talking about looking at the stars, finally failed to survive the long night. He fell asleep leaning on Hiiragi Eiji's shoulder at around four o'clock in the morning.

After Osamu Dazai fell asleep, Eiji Hiiragi, who had not slept all night, stared at the coffee table quietly for a while, and immediately made a decision in his heart.

It's still early now, seeing Dazai Osamu like this, he must sleep a little longer.

Fortunately, today is Saturday, Dazai Osamu should not have to go to work at the Armed Detective Agency, and he can still sleep for a long time.

And during this period of time, it was enough for Hiiragi Eiji to do many things.

When it was daylight, Mori Ogai was awakened by the light outside the window.

He deliberately adjusted the floor-to-ceiling windows to a light-transmitting mode.

Living on the top floor of the port mafia building, he can wake up with daylight every day.The light cast into the room was like his alarm clock.

It was the same day as usual. After he tidied himself indoors, he pushed open the bedroom door and walked towards the office, but before he could let go of the doorknob, he stopped In situ.

Because, on the office chair he was most familiar with, there was actually a person sitting on it.

The man was sitting facing the floor-to-ceiling windows. From Mori Ogai's direction, he could only see a bit of his hair. The light-colored hair was covered with a soft golden layer under the sunlight.

... How did it happen?How did he break through many barriers and reach his office on the top floor?

Has it come since he fell asleep?If this is the case, he is fully capable of killing him easily in his sleep.Even though the situation was so severe, Mori Ogai still managed to calm down, evaluating in his heart.

"It turns out that sitting in this position and looking down, this is the scene." A clear and clear voice that was familiar but tinged with strangeness due to time rang out in the silent office.

After a while, the man slowly turned the direction of the chair until he could look at Mori Ogai.

The light-haired young man sat on Mori Ogai's chair calmly, with his hands folded on his stomach.

"Long time no see, Mr. Mori."

...Sure enough, it was Eiji Uzumaki.