After the rebirth, the big guy just wants to act like a baby

Lou Zhefei's complexion is not very good, with unhealthy white, only the lips are red.

When he raised his eyes a little, there was a hint of coquettishness in his sickness, but unexpectedly he was very seductive.

Jiang Bai was dumbfounded, remembering what happened when he saw Lou Zhefei for the first time, was he blind at that time, he thought his Ah Fei was dirty and unattractive!

Lou Zhefei was dissatisfied with his distraction, and put his hands behind his waist twice: "What are you thinking?"

"Don't move hahahaha, I'm ticklish!" Jiang Bai twisted left and right to avoid his hand, "I didn't think about anything, I just felt that you changed."

"uh-huh?"

"It's getting better and better."

I don't know how Jiang Bai cultivated his character, his words are bold, and he has no sense of shame in the world.

It's obviously bohemian words, but his attitude is very sincere, which makes people not annoyed.

Lou Zhefei felt that he was infected by him, and she was also a little shameless, playful: "Really? Could it be that beauty is in the eyes of your lover?"

It feels like there is a change, but I can't tell where the change is. Could it be his illusion?

Jiang Bai was like a little peacock who opened his screen, expressing his love at every opportunity: "I don't have Xi Shi in my eyes, but you. Ah Fei suits my heart everywhere."

Lou Zhefei smiled: "Where did you learn to be so glib?"

Jiang Bai thought of something, and frowned slightly: "I'm not glib, I mean it sincerely, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to compare you to a woman."

He has been to the human world before, it seems that men don't like to be praised for their good looks, I don't know if Lou Zhefei also minds.

Lou Zhefei's mind is not that dense, and he didn't stay in the human world for a long time.

After joining the First Immortal Sect in his previous life, he was forbidden to leave the sect because of his special constitution.Later, he betrayed the No. [-] Immortal Sect, plunged headlong into the Demon Realm, was busy practicing, and had no time to wander around.

The folk customs of the Devil Realm are open, indulge in pleasure, and believe in carpe diem in time, which is nothing.Jiang Bai, who is so reckless and cowardly, is suitable to be taken to the Demon Realm to "teach" him.

Although Lou Zhefei didn't care, but the little fool wanted to give him the best respect, and he was willing to accept it: "I know, after talking so much, do you still want to bully me?"

"Yes!" Jiang Bai was eager to try, but when he was about to meet him, he stopped suddenly, "I forgot one thing."

This is a bit confusing, but Lou Zhefei has long been mentally prepared, knowing that he has evil intentions but not courage, so he is not surprised: "So?"

Jiang Bai licked his lips: "I have to prepare, so I will bully you in half an hour."

There is still a lot to discuss, Lou Zhefei was helpless and funny, scratched his waist: "I am already like this, what else do you have to prepare?"

Jiang Bai resisted not moving, his eyes wandering.

Lou Zhefei squinted his eyes, which was a secret reaction: "Don't lie, just tell the truth!"

"Get ready for that, ah ah ah I'm so embarrassed to say it." Jiang Bai muttered in a low voice with embarrassment on his face, "I just want to learn, ahem, how to bully people."

I heard that there are ways to bully people. He wanted to get close to Lou Zhefei, but he only knew how to kiss, and it was too cowardly to do so.

Lou Zhefei was stunned for two seconds, then burst out laughing.

She wants to be a husband all day long, but in the end she can't even kiss, that's it?That's it?

At this time, Lou Zhefei had completely forgotten about herself who had "tweeted me" before, and crazily laughed at Jiang Bai, who was not the same as herself, as if he had so much experience.

Jiang Bai felt that his whole body was going to burn up, and reminded with a embarrassed face: "Smile lightly, what should you do if you laugh so hard and your chest hurts again?"

Eh.

How can this little fool say something so funny? !

Lou Zhefei gasped for breath and smiled, "Little crow's mouth, it really hurts, don't make me laugh anymore."

Jiang Bai was in a hurry, Jiang Bai felt wronged: "I didn't make you laugh!"

I didn't intend to laugh either, but your actions and words are full of humor.

Lou Zhefei cursed secretly, grabbed his arm, pulled him onto the bed, and covered him with the quilt: "Take you under the quilt first, lest I want to laugh when I see you."

The voice coming from across the quilt was a bit muffled: "Then Ah Fei must quickly get me out of the quilt, I still have to learn how to bully you."

When it was over, and wanted to laugh again, Lou Zhefei patted the quilt: "Don't talk!"

Under the strong suppression and quilt seal, Jiang Bai calmed down, didn't speak for a long time, and devoted himself to being a qualified mute.

Lou Zhefei calmed down and "released" him: "How do you want to study?"

Jiang Bai was almost falling asleep, he yawned, and his eyes lit up when he heard this: "Read and study!"

reading?

Lou Zhefei raised her eyebrows, and there are books on how to bully others?

Jiang Bai stealthily took out a book from the magical storage device, and handed it over as if offering a treasure: "I have a book, we can study together."

There was no writing on the cover of the book, and Lou Zhefei had a vague premonition in his heart, as expected, he flipped a page casually, and what he saw was an extremely evocative portrait.

Lou Zhefei closed the book suddenly, with a complicated expression: "Where did you get this thing?!"

Damn it, it's clearly a erotic booklet. Judging from the artist who painted the picture just now, it's fairly well-made, and the most intimate places are painted so finely.

He took back his previous sentence, there really are books that teach this stuff.

Jiang Bai was stunned for a moment: "I found it in the study, what's wrong?"

Lou Zhefei had a headache and didn't know how to explain it to him: "Have you read it?"

Jiang Bai shook his head: "I haven't read it. This book has Daddy's seal on it. I can't open it. He said that I can only read it when I have someone I like."

Lou Zhefei was startled, and the hand holding the book tightened: "Seal?!"

He didn't pay attention just now and opened it directly.

Mentioning this, Jiang Bai became a little angry: "Yes, Daddy targeted me. This seal is very tricky. Anyone can open the book, but I can't. I can only open it after I grow up!"

Lou Zhefei breathed a sigh of relief: "It's quite tricky."

Jiang Bai turned over, lay down on the bed, and patted the place next to him: "Come on, Ah Fei, you open the book, let's study together!"

He stared at the book in Lou Zhefei's hand, with a look of anticipation on his face: "I've carried this book with me since I met Ah Fei, and I'm going to find some time to study it, I'm very interested in the things between us Xin, is Ah Fei going to praise me?"

"Praise you, you are really great."

Lou Zhefei rolled her eyes inwardly, and thought gloatingly: I hope you can maintain this attitude after knowing what book this is.

The two lay side by side on the bed with the book between the pillows.

Lou Zhefei kindly asked again: "Are you sure you want to see it?"

"Of course, I want to study hard!" Jiang Bai was eager to try, staring at Lou Zhefei's lips, "With my intelligence and talent, I will definitely be able to quickly understand the true meaning of the book and learn how to bully you!"

Still thinking about bullying me, the unbearable feeling in Lou Zhefei's heart disappeared in an instant, okay, this is what you asked for.

He rubbed the pages of the book and dug a hole for Jiang Bai: "You can't give up halfway in learning, so don't stop learning halfway later."

Jiang Bai was the most aggressive, and immediately slapped his chest: "Ah Fei underestimates me too much, I am an imposing seven-foot man, how could I give up halfway?!"

Lou Zhefei smiled meaningfully: "That's fine."

Very good, today he can meet the extremely embarrassing little Phoenix.

The two of them were head to head, Lou Zhefei opened the book.

This kind of well-painted book usually has detailed explanations. The entire first page is full of words and no pictures.

Lou Zhefei glanced briefly, and she was talking about the preparations that should be done before doing that kind of thing. It is different from the bold and bold pictures. The words are quite elegant, and the words are more cryptic.

What surprised him the most was that the explanation mentioned that some medicines could be used before starting the business, and the formulas of the medicines were also attached.

Obviously not for men and women.

Thinking of Jiang Zhu and his same-sex Taoist couple, Lou Zhefei understood that the two of them probably found this book on purpose.

"I don't understand why." Jiang Bai was at a loss, feeling that the book was different from what he had imagined.

Lou Zhefei rested her chin, and a smile flashed in her eyes: "Really, it's a pity that I can't read, so I don't know what is written on it."

Jiang Bai picked out a few sentences and read them to him: "It is written that the first time you have a relationship is painful, you need to take medicine, and the superior can relieve the pain step by step."

Lou Zhefei held back her laughter and asked, "I don't quite understand what it means, can Ah Bai explain it to me?"

Jiang Bai was silent for a while, and said hesitantly: "According to my understanding, it should be that the first kiss will hurt, and you need to take medicine. If you kiss slowly, it can be less painful."

Lou Zhefei was laughing like crazy, and wanted to applaud him: "So that's it, I haven't read a book, Ah Bai, don't lie to me."

Jiang Bai snorted proudly: "I won't lie to Ah Fei."

Lou Zhefei pretended not to know the story he made up before, and turned to the next page.

In all fairness, this is a good erotic booklet, the pictures are step by step, from the initial preparations to the various poses in the later stage, all are drawn in great detail.

The first picture is not too large scale, it is a comforting intimacy before the business, the two sit hugging each other.

Jiang Bai exclaimed: "A Fei, this picture looks like us!"

It's true, the two people in the picture are fairly neatly dressed, one is sitting on the other's lap, and the person below is holding the other's waist.

About the same as they were just now.

Jiang Bai's doubts just now were swept away, and this similar picture made him firm in his mind: "It seems that we did the right thing!"

Lou Zhefei smiled without saying a word, and turned to the next page.

Jiang Bai's eyes widened: "Hey, why did you take off your clothes?!"

On the second page, the person's clothes are half-faded, long hair is shawl, half-covered, and the painting method of splashed ink carries an indescribable sense of romance.

Lou Zhefei closed the book and buried her face in the pillow: "Ah Bai, why is your book so..."

"I don't know what they are doing, maybe..." Jiang Bai was already in a mess, his brain twitched, and he blurted out, "Maybe Kiss wants to take off his clothes?"

……

……

You have to take off your clothes, you idiot!

Is he stupid to say such nonsense!

Jiang Bai put the quilt over his head and began to pretend to be dead.

Lou Zhefei was afraid that something would happen to him, so he gave him a step up: "Maybe I took the wrong book, put this book with me first, and keep it for you, okay?"

He didn't want Jiang Bai to secretly understand the things in the book, so wait a minute, when the little fool grows up, he will teach him himself.

Jiang Bai was eager to throw away the book, so he hurriedly agreed: "Ah Fei, do you want some water or something to eat? I'll get it for you."

Lou Zhefei pulled him back very understandingly, and reminded: "Don't bully me anymore?"

"..."

Which pot does not open which pot.

Jiang Bai's ears were red, and he tried to put on a calm look: "Don't worry, save it first, I will bully you severely, and it's no use shouting!"

It's really annoying to keep teasing, Lou Zhefei let go, and blinked innocently: "Ah Bai is so fierce, I'm so scared."

Jiang Bai cleared his throat: "It's right to be afraid, we Phoenix are very fierce."

The fierce little Fenghuang got out of bed, served tea and water, and took out the ebony plums and various wild fruits that were specially left over from the stew, and put them on a tray.

Lou Zhefei was lying on the bed, propping her chin to watch him go about her business: "I'm thirsty."

Jiang Bai quickly handed the warm water to his mouth: "Drink slowly, be careful not to burn it."

After Lou Zhefei finished drinking the water, she held him back: "Take a rest, you have been taking care of me for the past few days, did you not have a good rest?"

Although Jiang Bai seemed to be in good spirits, Lou Zhefei did not ignore the bloodshot eyes in his eyes, and Jiang Bai almost fell asleep when he was lying on the bed just now, which made Lou Zhefei confirm this matter.

"It's okay." Jiang Bai smiled at him, "You haven't woken up, how can I rest well."

Lou Zhefei patted the quilt: "Come and sleep for a while."

"No, I have something to do later."

He refused with his mouth, but his body was very honest, and he climbed onto the bed.

Lou Zhefei didn't expose him, she took his arm and put it on the pillow: "Let it go first, and sleep with me."

Jiang Bai yawned, and thought brokenly: "I can only sleep with you for a while, and I will go to practice later. I have been practicing with Aunt Qingluan recently, and I will become stronger soon..."

As he spoke, he lost his voice, and his breathing gradually calmed down.

Lou Zhefei lay down for a while, saw that he was fast asleep, got up, and got off the bed cautiously.

He set up barriers on the bed and the whole room, and then sat down at the table, ready to get rid of the hot potato in the mustard space.

Roubaozi has been trapped in the Mustard Seed space for five days, Lou Zhefei thought to herself, she doesn't know if the little chubby bird has been robbed or not, so don't be hungry.

In case he died of starvation, there would be no bird to take the blame for him.

Two seconds later, Lou Zhefei looked at the bird that had just been taken out of the mustard space, and stood there dumbfounded.

This fucking meat bun? !

The author has something to say:

Two, a little later, and I want to fix an update time, do you guys have any suggestions? 【Probe】

【small theater】

Lou Zhefei: "Let's Read Little H Books Together"

Jiang Bai: "Learning Together"