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You stare at the empty mod list.

Oh shit, you forgot that you are using a colleague's account now.

As a Gongdou player who mainly fights with her face, she obviously doesn't need too many fancy modifiers. There are only a few useless functions such as beauty filters left on the huge Mod list. With trembling hands, you clicked on the historical records, and painfully discovered that the guy had never designed any practical skills.

This fucking... this fucking...

She deserves to be tricked into committing suicide in the last game!

You covered your face in frustration.

"... Ashin?" Shanyi turned to look at you, and asked cautiously: "You seem very excited, what's wrong?"

"It's okay." You said, almost forgetting that there was a person with excellent hearing beside you. You tried your best to calm your heartbeat, and clicked on the mods in the list one by one to see if there were any available.

"Know the rhythm" - you can slide to the next one without reading it. Your family is famous for being rich in artists, thugs and devils. As the leader of the former, you are also good at music theory even without Mod. This function is for you Said it was useless.

"Proficient in singing and dancing" - same as above, crossed out.

"Pipa Specialization" - Gan, why is it music theory again, did your colleague pick up a musician last time?

You have forked several similar mods one after another, and in the end there is only one "Puttheflowerstoshame" with an unclear title.

You hesitated, but clicked to use.

Then you saw a large piece of wisteria flowers in full bloom not far away, all of which had closed their petals.

you:"……???"

What the fuck is going on here?

Shanyi also noticed the movement of the wisteria flower, and jumped up holding the knife in shock, "What's going on? Is it a ghost? Is it a ghost coming?"

"No, it shouldn't be a ghost." You quickly regained consciousness, stretched out your hand to pull him back to the ground, and said calmly, "Sit down, this is a natural phenomenon."

"...Natural phenomenon?" Shanyi looked at you hesitantly, "Is there such a natural phenomenon?"

You pat him on the head, "Of course there is! There is also a kind of tree outside Japan, which will bleed and burn spontaneously in November and February... The world is full of wonders, and it doesn't matter if the flowers suddenly close."

You are so guilty that you don't dare to look at Shanyi's expression. You still remember that Shanyi's hearing skills can judge whether a person is lying, and you are afraid that he will notice the unnaturalness in your tone.

Shanyi looked at you, and then at the wisteria flowers in the distance - after you turned off the mod, those flowers did not recover immediately, and a large piece was missing from the continuous blue-purple flower curtain, which was so conspicuous that you wanted to put Shanyi Knocked out to pretend nothing happened.

A few seconds later, Shanyi let out an "oh" with some confusion and confusion, and sheathed the knife.

"Ashin, you know a lot." He said.

It seems to be fooled.

"I went to school." You said, breathed a sigh of relief, renamed "Puttheflowerstoshame" to "Puttheflowerstoshame" with a dark face, and then upgraded the Chinese patch package online.

After confirming that it was all right, Shanyi leaned against the tree trunk and curled up his hands and feet again, with a drowsy look on his face.You thought about it, and said to him, "If you're sleepy, you can lean against me and sleep for a while."

The mods left by your colleagues can’t be counted on at all. In order to better play the game in the future, you decide to go back to your old business.

It takes time and trial and error to make a mod. Shan Yi will be in the way if he is always by your side, but if you find an excuse to kick him away, he will definitely cry. After thinking about it, you still think it is more convenient to lie to him to sleep.

As you expected, Shan Yi, who was drooping his eyelids in a daze, suddenly raised his head.

"Hey?" he called, "Can, can I?"

"Yeah." You said, since it's almost dawn anyway, you don't have to be as vigilant as before, "I'm not sleepy, so leave the vigil to me."

"That's so embarrassing..." Shanyi said in a low voice, but his expression was very moved, so you put your legs together and sat upright, then patted your thighs, and asked solemnly: "Are you really unreliable?"

You and Shanyi looked at each other.

"...Then trouble Ashin." He said, lying down resolutely, resting his head on your lap.

Heh, men, I know you can't resist the temptation of knee pillows.

You shook your head in your heart, and waited silently for a while, the inexplicably restless head resting on your lap soon quieted down, you tried Shanyi's breath, and gently rolled his eyelids—very good, he did Fell asleep.

You relax and start making new mods.

-

Civilization always accelerates along with the progress of productivity.

After the Meiji Restoration, Japanese society carried out large-scale modernization reforms from top to bottom, including but not limited to politics, economy, military, judiciary, etc. You don’t know if there is a national destiny in this world, but obviously Japan and others When it was turned upside down for the second time after a lapse of 1000 or [-] years, this country was extremely lucky to catch the express train of the second industrial revolution, smashing the wildness of the old era all the way, and becoming one of the world's powerful countries.

Although the feudal superstition has not yet withdrawn from the stage of history, the trend of materialism has come to Japan along with Western culture and has begun to affect society.

This is no longer the era when you could use strange powers to explain your cheating.

Once or twice is okay, if you show too much unscientific, people will definitely be suspicious.

With this in mind, you gave up the design idea of ​​purely pursuing beauty and completely ignoring the law of conservation of matter and energy when doing breathing techniques, but simplified the complexity and only set up your own combat action modules.

"Flat Slash" - When you attack, your movements will leave blurry afterimages.

"Crit Strike" - When you strike critically, your actions will bring about continuous strong winds, you flash in the wind, and your long black hair sways along with your body.

"Transparent World" - when you activate this state, your breath will bring out a large cloud of white air (body temperature rises and remains at 39 ℃), your heart beats like a drum (heart rate maintains at 200 for a short time times per minute), your eyes are as bright as sparks (modify the brightness range), your steps are as heavy as thunder (independent sound effects), and your speed is as fast as lightning (quadruple acceleration).

As for the weak attack you are most concerned about, it is relatively simple. You just download a sound effect mod, make sure you can hit the iron with a knife casually, and then ignore it.

Shanyi slept until noon, and when he woke up, he found that you almost rolled out of the ground when you were still kneeling, and crawled far away like an electric shock.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh which?" He asked in a panic, "why didn't you wake me up?"

"You seem to be sleeping soundly." You said, the main reason why you didn't tell the other party was that you were busy modifying the mod and forgot the time.

"Then...then you can't let me sleep on my pillow all the time." Shanyi looked at you with guilt on his face, "Axin, aren't your legs numb?"

"It's okay." You said.

In fact, you have no feeling in your legs.

However, physical pain will not affect your thinking, and the lack of blood circulation in your legs for several hours is not enough to cause irreparable damage to your body, so you did not move the sleeping Zenyi away——Fuji Shiyama It's not safe, he won't go back to sleep when he wakes up, and you don't want to be distracted by him while programming.

Shanyi was silent for a while, then whispered: "I'm sorry."

"It's okay." You said indifferently, and took out your bag to prepare for dinner.

Your lunch is rice balls.

This is your third... no, the fourth time you eat it. Kuwashima Jigoro seems to have some strange misunderstandings about you. The rice balls he made for you are all filled with fish and meat. After eating too much, you smell everything Salted fish taste, restless sleep.

Shanyi woke you up before dark, and you ate a few more rice balls, then returned to the mountain with your knife in hand, and heard screams after walking a few steps. The beeping Shanyi ran over.

You see the huge thing through the thick woods.

It was a fat and huge alien, with many hands and many legs, and its body was covered with knotted blue veins. It looked like those Guge giants living in the dreamland. young man weaving.

The alien head wrapped around several long arms suddenly turns to you.

"The hand ghost that is hunting has found you, do you want to join the battle?"

The author has something to say: No, no, don’t call me short, I’m starting to update steadily now, oh, oh, I’ll update it the next day, shareholders, please leave me more messages

Although I feel that most of the cuties who collected this article were brought by Yipin, I still want to push her main article "Blade of Floating Life" by Yipin Hanxiao

As a senior god examiner under the government of Tokino, Nagao Yuye Shui took his entire Honmaru and fell into the Taisho period of Japan after a certain space-time chaos, and began a daily life of fighting and killing.

Ye Shui: "I heard that you can eat people, and you can also dress up as women?" (smiling and raised a Honmaru knife to the big ghost in women's clothes)

Today's god judges are also happily tearing up the enemy.

She is super conscientious!Updates guaranteed!