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Chapter 33
you:"……"
Ah grass, isn't this the knife of you and Yuanyi?
You still remember the look of the swordsmith blowing his beard and staring when he asked the swordsmith to engrave the four characters of good luck and good fortune. The ghost killing team in the Warring States Period did not have such a complicated class system as it is now, and the quality of the team members is uneven. Although defined On the surface it is the Avengers Alliance, but in reality it operates more like a volunteer group organized by the street. In short, it is a mess, the per capita is illiterate, and the general weak chickens. You are always surprised how the Ghost Killing Squad can last for so many years.
However, considering that most of the armies of other daimyos at the same time were also of this nature, you can only conclude that it is all based on peers.
You and Yuanyi joined the Demon Slayer Squad at this time.
At that time, ten years have passed since you followed Yuanyi and left the successor country. You have traveled to many countries in the past ten years. You firmly believe that Yuanyi will eventually achieve great things, and you are wholeheartedly looking for opportunities for him, teaching him how to read and write, and teaching him how to use swordsmanship , If you are not afraid of being struck to death by lightning from the Japanese gods, you even plan to take him into the palace to meet the emperor.
You are so eager to witness the legend, but God will not help you. After leaving home, Yuanyi has never shown anything extraordinary except that he is still very good at fighting. He rises at sunrise, Rest at sunset, and walk quietly by your side every day, it seems that in the blink of an eye, you have grown from a child who is not around your waist to a tall and straight young man.
You are dazed and anxious.
What about the oracle?What about the signs?What about the vigorous mission of the Chosen One?There are no martial arts secrets in the uninhabited cave, and there are no nobles in trouble on the edge of the steep cliff. The years flow away like plain water, and you almost wonder if your new mentor is being targeted by God.
Thankfully, things turned around before your patience wore off.
In the spring when Yuanyi was 17 years old, you suffered from herpes zoster, low-grade fever and keratitis. In order to prevent infection, you locked yourself in the room and did not allow Yuanyi to take care of him or approach him. The software, lying in bed quietly like a chicken, removes Trojan horses.
You slept for more than ten hours, and it was midnight when you woke up. Your body was weak and hungry after recovering from a serious illness. You called Yuanyi's name and crawled out of the room. When you looked up, you saw an ugly humanoid monster with horns on its head standing there. Rifle through the boxes in the living room.
you:"……"
Supporting your weak body, you feebly beat up the monster that was pounced on you with its bloody mouth wide open.
Yuanyi seems to be out, you can’t find his people near the wooden house, you are hungry and bored, and you can’t sleep, so you simply put the monster at the door of your house to study, and compare it with an earthworm with a scientific spirit.
As a result, the monster died at dawn.
A few hours later, Yuanyi rushed back with the doctor, and you told them about it as a joke. After hearing this, the short doctor stroked his beard and whispered to Yuan: "Your wife is fine, but There seems to be something wrong with my brain."
Pooh!His brain is the only problem!
You were so angry that you didn't want to talk. Fortunately, Yuanyi didn't take the other person's words to heart. Afterwards, he seriously asked you about the appearance of the monster that broke into the house at night. Ten days later, the swordsman who came after the ghost's footprints rang out of your house.
That swordsman is the ancestor of Purgatory Kyojuro.
For those of you who have encountered inhuman things, the existence of oni is not a secret. Purgatory Swordsman told you in detail about the weakness of oni and how to prevent it. When he accidentally mentioned the name of Oni Mai Tsuji Suddenly, there was a thunder in the cloudless sky outside the house.
You, who were eating rice balls, shivered, and suddenly became enlightened.
Different from human beings, when destiny appears, you must have a sense, that feeling is very wonderful, like a few seconds of freezing before the card is drawn and shipped, or like a D100 dice when the KP gives a big success. You immediately got up and held the hand of Purgatory Swordsman, sincerely expressing that you want to join the team of ghost hunters to eliminate harm for the people.
The following story develops like the epics and songs sung by countless virgins.
You understand correctly, Yuanyi was indeed born to kill ghosts, he was born with three powerful cheats for special attacks against ghosts, namely "Transparent World", "Sun Breath" and "Zigzag". Many swordsmen began to gather around him, and he didn't hide his secrets, and he taught the breathing method without any scruples, so this team of experienced ghost hunters became stronger and stronger, almost becoming a ghost hunter. a legend.
The strong are always loved and respected by others. A swordsmith saw the hope of cutting off evil spirits in Yuanyi, and specially made a knife for him with the best iron. engraved his name on it, but left a word "destroyed".
The Nine Pillar System of the Ghost Killing Team was gradually established after the completion of this knife. As an honor, only the Sun Wheel Knife of the Pillar is eligible to engrave the four words "Evil Ghost Slayer". When you were perfect, you also got the permission to engrave the lettering by virtue of your nepotism, but you thought the knife inscriptions such as "kill" and "kill" were too violent, so you begged the knife maker to change it to "good luck", and you were later added. Better than a joke.
"I do know the story of the owners of these two knives," you say, "but it's boring and nothing to tell."
"Eh?" Tanjiro was taken aback, hesitated for a moment, and still begged: "No, that... for some personal reasons, I really want to know about that swordsman. Please tell me, Ms. Yixin , even if it’s just a few words.”
Why do people keep asking you to talk about the past recently?
You looked at Tanjiro strangely, without any desire to speak.
You don’t know why the knifemaker put your knife and Yuanyi’s knife together, but you can more or less guess the reason—humans are always used to doing many meaningless behaviors when dealing with the dead’s belongings, such as sending Coffin-throwing roses, like sending flowers to a grave.
Countries in the Confucian cultural circle have the habit of setting up plaques of deceased family members and placing them in family sacrifices. Perhaps swordsmiths also think that putting swordsmen's knives together is a kind of reunion.
But if this is the case, there should actually be a knife in Yuanyi's handicraft.
You and Yuanyi have known each other for more than ten years, and you have brought him up from a small radish to an adult. You are almost his second mother. You dare to say that besides his brother, you are the most important person in his heart. Since your knife and his If they are placed together, then Yansheng's knife should also be placed.
But this is impossible.
Because Yan Sheng betrayed the Ghost Slayer Team and surrendered to Wu Mi, that hot chicken.
……
This fucking thing starts with Yuanyi's last skill "zebra" that you discovered.
To be honest, you really didn’t realize at first that the birthmark on his forehead was also a cheat sent by God. After you confirmed that it wasn’t a hemangioma, you forgot about it, anyway, the birthmark is not It will affect Yuanyi's appearance, and it is troublesome to use laser to remove it.
Then the brindle became fucking contagious.
Yes, contagious.
The second one with stripes is the Purgatory Swordsman who has the best relationship with you. During a certain battle, his strength suddenly increased greatly, and there were small flame marks on his face. Your intuition is wrong. Click on Purgatory Swordsman I looked at the panel and found that there was an extra buff on him.
"Brindle"
Proof of a contract with the gods.
Holders of this certificate will activate a special state when their body temperature reaches 39 degrees and their heart rate exceeds 200 times.
When the special state is turned on, the contractor will be given the state of increasing his own attack power (infinite rounds) & increasing the amount of NP acquisition (infinite rounds) & boosting the power of treasures (infinite rounds)
A certain probability of infecting companions around [Side Effects]
Bring great burden to the body [Side Effects]
Decreased maximum HP [Side Effect]
The instructions are so long that you close the panel after only two glances.
You probably know what's going on.In the game, the HP value of each character is equal to their lifespan, which is different from the industry cancer like you who likes to change their fate against the sky. The orthodox gods like to pay attention to an "equivalent exchange". For example, Abraham obeyed all his life, So Yahweh gave him his only son when he was a hundred years old. The situation of Purgatory Swordsman was simpler. He wanted to become stronger, so God took part of his life span.
It's a very unreasonable exchange, but being unreasonable is God's prerogative.
After discovering the existence of the stripes, you wandered around the ghost killing team, and found that the source of the stripes is Yuanyi, as expected, and you quickly rewritten the conditions of your own firewall, fearing that the life-shortening buff would reach you someday on the head.
You still have to live to be 80 years old.
A few years passed after this.
More and more team members have turned on their stripes, and the Demon Killing Team has won several victories in a row. During this period, you met Yan Sheng again. He joined you because of the tragic death of his subordinates, and the stripes also appeared after a while.
The shape of Iwakatsu's stripes is very similar to that of Enichi's. He seems to be very proud of it, and occasionally comforts you not to be sad if you don't have stripes.
you:"……"
Sad ball.
You decide to wait until he's in his late teens and realizes he's aging faster than you before laughing at him.
However, you couldn't wait until the day when Yansheng got old, because the striped swordsmen around you suddenly started to die one after another.
The team investigated this for a long time, and finally realized that turning on the stripes is actually overdrawing their lives. If there is no accident, all stripe swordsmen will not live to be 25 years old.
You were in shock.
Damn, the Japanese gods are so tricky?Making a hook up with human beings will directly kill the other party's life span of almost 50 years?
You cursed in your heart, and immediately ran to ask Yuanyi if you want to get married and have a baby first, you vaguely remember that human beings are very concerned about leaving offspring, and you said that your previous messes delayed Yuanyi's failure to get married for several years, madam I'm afraid I don't want to kill you.
Yuanyi politely refused.
"A Xie, life and death are up to God, and marriage is up to fate." He said, he didn't seem to care about the possible early death, and he had no interest in starting a family.
So you ran to find Yansheng again, unlike his younger brother who ran around everywhere, Yansheng was married long ago, and it is said that his son can already walk, when you found him he was sitting in a daze in the dojo, you approached Yansheng cautiously, Ask him if there is anything he wants to achieve.
"Wish?" Yan Sheng frowned slightly, and looked at you with a strange look that you couldn't understand. He thought for a while and asked, "Are you comforting me?"
"Yeah," you say, "you seem a little sad."
He coughed loudly.
Ah grass, isn't this the knife of you and Yuanyi?
You still remember the look of the swordsmith blowing his beard and staring when he asked the swordsmith to engrave the four characters of good luck and good fortune. The ghost killing team in the Warring States Period did not have such a complicated class system as it is now, and the quality of the team members is uneven. Although defined On the surface it is the Avengers Alliance, but in reality it operates more like a volunteer group organized by the street. In short, it is a mess, the per capita is illiterate, and the general weak chickens. You are always surprised how the Ghost Killing Squad can last for so many years.
However, considering that most of the armies of other daimyos at the same time were also of this nature, you can only conclude that it is all based on peers.
You and Yuanyi joined the Demon Slayer Squad at this time.
At that time, ten years have passed since you followed Yuanyi and left the successor country. You have traveled to many countries in the past ten years. You firmly believe that Yuanyi will eventually achieve great things, and you are wholeheartedly looking for opportunities for him, teaching him how to read and write, and teaching him how to use swordsmanship , If you are not afraid of being struck to death by lightning from the Japanese gods, you even plan to take him into the palace to meet the emperor.
You are so eager to witness the legend, but God will not help you. After leaving home, Yuanyi has never shown anything extraordinary except that he is still very good at fighting. He rises at sunrise, Rest at sunset, and walk quietly by your side every day, it seems that in the blink of an eye, you have grown from a child who is not around your waist to a tall and straight young man.
You are dazed and anxious.
What about the oracle?What about the signs?What about the vigorous mission of the Chosen One?There are no martial arts secrets in the uninhabited cave, and there are no nobles in trouble on the edge of the steep cliff. The years flow away like plain water, and you almost wonder if your new mentor is being targeted by God.
Thankfully, things turned around before your patience wore off.
In the spring when Yuanyi was 17 years old, you suffered from herpes zoster, low-grade fever and keratitis. In order to prevent infection, you locked yourself in the room and did not allow Yuanyi to take care of him or approach him. The software, lying in bed quietly like a chicken, removes Trojan horses.
You slept for more than ten hours, and it was midnight when you woke up. Your body was weak and hungry after recovering from a serious illness. You called Yuanyi's name and crawled out of the room. When you looked up, you saw an ugly humanoid monster with horns on its head standing there. Rifle through the boxes in the living room.
you:"……"
Supporting your weak body, you feebly beat up the monster that was pounced on you with its bloody mouth wide open.
Yuanyi seems to be out, you can’t find his people near the wooden house, you are hungry and bored, and you can’t sleep, so you simply put the monster at the door of your house to study, and compare it with an earthworm with a scientific spirit.
As a result, the monster died at dawn.
A few hours later, Yuanyi rushed back with the doctor, and you told them about it as a joke. After hearing this, the short doctor stroked his beard and whispered to Yuan: "Your wife is fine, but There seems to be something wrong with my brain."
Pooh!His brain is the only problem!
You were so angry that you didn't want to talk. Fortunately, Yuanyi didn't take the other person's words to heart. Afterwards, he seriously asked you about the appearance of the monster that broke into the house at night. Ten days later, the swordsman who came after the ghost's footprints rang out of your house.
That swordsman is the ancestor of Purgatory Kyojuro.
For those of you who have encountered inhuman things, the existence of oni is not a secret. Purgatory Swordsman told you in detail about the weakness of oni and how to prevent it. When he accidentally mentioned the name of Oni Mai Tsuji Suddenly, there was a thunder in the cloudless sky outside the house.
You, who were eating rice balls, shivered, and suddenly became enlightened.
Different from human beings, when destiny appears, you must have a sense, that feeling is very wonderful, like a few seconds of freezing before the card is drawn and shipped, or like a D100 dice when the KP gives a big success. You immediately got up and held the hand of Purgatory Swordsman, sincerely expressing that you want to join the team of ghost hunters to eliminate harm for the people.
The following story develops like the epics and songs sung by countless virgins.
You understand correctly, Yuanyi was indeed born to kill ghosts, he was born with three powerful cheats for special attacks against ghosts, namely "Transparent World", "Sun Breath" and "Zigzag". Many swordsmen began to gather around him, and he didn't hide his secrets, and he taught the breathing method without any scruples, so this team of experienced ghost hunters became stronger and stronger, almost becoming a ghost hunter. a legend.
The strong are always loved and respected by others. A swordsmith saw the hope of cutting off evil spirits in Yuanyi, and specially made a knife for him with the best iron. engraved his name on it, but left a word "destroyed".
The Nine Pillar System of the Ghost Killing Team was gradually established after the completion of this knife. As an honor, only the Sun Wheel Knife of the Pillar is eligible to engrave the four words "Evil Ghost Slayer". When you were perfect, you also got the permission to engrave the lettering by virtue of your nepotism, but you thought the knife inscriptions such as "kill" and "kill" were too violent, so you begged the knife maker to change it to "good luck", and you were later added. Better than a joke.
"I do know the story of the owners of these two knives," you say, "but it's boring and nothing to tell."
"Eh?" Tanjiro was taken aback, hesitated for a moment, and still begged: "No, that... for some personal reasons, I really want to know about that swordsman. Please tell me, Ms. Yixin , even if it’s just a few words.”
Why do people keep asking you to talk about the past recently?
You looked at Tanjiro strangely, without any desire to speak.
You don’t know why the knifemaker put your knife and Yuanyi’s knife together, but you can more or less guess the reason—humans are always used to doing many meaningless behaviors when dealing with the dead’s belongings, such as sending Coffin-throwing roses, like sending flowers to a grave.
Countries in the Confucian cultural circle have the habit of setting up plaques of deceased family members and placing them in family sacrifices. Perhaps swordsmiths also think that putting swordsmen's knives together is a kind of reunion.
But if this is the case, there should actually be a knife in Yuanyi's handicraft.
You and Yuanyi have known each other for more than ten years, and you have brought him up from a small radish to an adult. You are almost his second mother. You dare to say that besides his brother, you are the most important person in his heart. Since your knife and his If they are placed together, then Yansheng's knife should also be placed.
But this is impossible.
Because Yan Sheng betrayed the Ghost Slayer Team and surrendered to Wu Mi, that hot chicken.
……
This fucking thing starts with Yuanyi's last skill "zebra" that you discovered.
To be honest, you really didn’t realize at first that the birthmark on his forehead was also a cheat sent by God. After you confirmed that it wasn’t a hemangioma, you forgot about it, anyway, the birthmark is not It will affect Yuanyi's appearance, and it is troublesome to use laser to remove it.
Then the brindle became fucking contagious.
Yes, contagious.
The second one with stripes is the Purgatory Swordsman who has the best relationship with you. During a certain battle, his strength suddenly increased greatly, and there were small flame marks on his face. Your intuition is wrong. Click on Purgatory Swordsman I looked at the panel and found that there was an extra buff on him.
"Brindle"
Proof of a contract with the gods.
Holders of this certificate will activate a special state when their body temperature reaches 39 degrees and their heart rate exceeds 200 times.
When the special state is turned on, the contractor will be given the state of increasing his own attack power (infinite rounds) & increasing the amount of NP acquisition (infinite rounds) & boosting the power of treasures (infinite rounds)
A certain probability of infecting companions around [Side Effects]
Bring great burden to the body [Side Effects]
Decreased maximum HP [Side Effect]
The instructions are so long that you close the panel after only two glances.
You probably know what's going on.In the game, the HP value of each character is equal to their lifespan, which is different from the industry cancer like you who likes to change their fate against the sky. The orthodox gods like to pay attention to an "equivalent exchange". For example, Abraham obeyed all his life, So Yahweh gave him his only son when he was a hundred years old. The situation of Purgatory Swordsman was simpler. He wanted to become stronger, so God took part of his life span.
It's a very unreasonable exchange, but being unreasonable is God's prerogative.
After discovering the existence of the stripes, you wandered around the ghost killing team, and found that the source of the stripes is Yuanyi, as expected, and you quickly rewritten the conditions of your own firewall, fearing that the life-shortening buff would reach you someday on the head.
You still have to live to be 80 years old.
A few years passed after this.
More and more team members have turned on their stripes, and the Demon Killing Team has won several victories in a row. During this period, you met Yan Sheng again. He joined you because of the tragic death of his subordinates, and the stripes also appeared after a while.
The shape of Iwakatsu's stripes is very similar to that of Enichi's. He seems to be very proud of it, and occasionally comforts you not to be sad if you don't have stripes.
you:"……"
Sad ball.
You decide to wait until he's in his late teens and realizes he's aging faster than you before laughing at him.
However, you couldn't wait until the day when Yansheng got old, because the striped swordsmen around you suddenly started to die one after another.
The team investigated this for a long time, and finally realized that turning on the stripes is actually overdrawing their lives. If there is no accident, all stripe swordsmen will not live to be 25 years old.
You were in shock.
Damn, the Japanese gods are so tricky?Making a hook up with human beings will directly kill the other party's life span of almost 50 years?
You cursed in your heart, and immediately ran to ask Yuanyi if you want to get married and have a baby first, you vaguely remember that human beings are very concerned about leaving offspring, and you said that your previous messes delayed Yuanyi's failure to get married for several years, madam I'm afraid I don't want to kill you.
Yuanyi politely refused.
"A Xie, life and death are up to God, and marriage is up to fate." He said, he didn't seem to care about the possible early death, and he had no interest in starting a family.
So you ran to find Yansheng again, unlike his younger brother who ran around everywhere, Yansheng was married long ago, and it is said that his son can already walk, when you found him he was sitting in a daze in the dojo, you approached Yansheng cautiously, Ask him if there is anything he wants to achieve.
"Wish?" Yan Sheng frowned slightly, and looked at you with a strange look that you couldn't understand. He thought for a while and asked, "Are you comforting me?"
"Yeah," you say, "you seem a little sad."
He coughed loudly.
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