The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

◎Christmas◎

In modern society, every child will be a TV kid for a while.It is a fate that modern people cannot escape, let alone Connor who came from the civilization of the Middle Ages.

Even if Kang Na is accidentally obsessed with watching TV, she will not be stopped from watching it from morning to night, because it is faster and more comprehensive for her to understand it on TV than the people around her tell her common sense.

Christmas is coming, and the image of the old man in red clothes and gray beard is always on the TV.

Connor saw on TV that on Christmas Day, children have to make wishes in front of the Christmas tree, and prepare a sock to put on the bedside. Santa Claus will put the presents in the sock, and you can see it when you wake up. gift.

While watching, Kang Na carefully took notes on the paper stroke by stroke.

"You must prepare carefully, or you will not receive the gift." She said full of fighting spirit.

It was also said on TV that only good kids get gifts, not bad kids.

"Hmm..." Connor bit her pen in guilt.

She was kicked out of the house because of a prank, and she was certainly not a good child.But she also thought that she hadn't played pranks at Wujo's house yet, and Santa Claus probably didn't know what she was doing in another world.

So in this world I am still a good boy!You can also receive gifts from Santa Claus!

She thought bitterly.

"I'm still a good boy." She seemed to be telling someone, and also seemed to be hinting to herself, continuing to watch TV and take notes seriously.

In the middle of writing... She suddenly thought of the house that was destroyed as a garbage dump the first day she came here.

But I didn't mean it... Santa Claus is so powerful, he must know that I didn't mean it, so I'm still a good boy!

Connor tried to convince herself again.

But her hand in taking notes in the notebook began to slow down, not as confident as at the beginning.

It was also said on TV that Santa Claus came in through the chimney to deliver presents.

chimney? !But there seems to be no chimney at home!Then you won't be able to receive gifts!

Kang Na immediately got up from her seat with a swish as if she was facing an enemy.

She was a little unwilling to accept the facts, and she was bound to find a chimney in this house.

How could it not be!If there were no chimneys, wouldn't Tsumiji and Hui not be able to receive gifts from Santa Claus this year?Did the old home have a chimney?Did this house forget to make a chimney?Didnatsu Miki and Megumi not receive gifts this year because of their own relationship?

The more she thought about it, the more anxious she became, running around the house in disbelief, trying to find the entrance leading to the chimney.If you can't find it, don't know if it's too late to make one before Christmas.

The Fuhei siblings had been doing winter vacation homework together, and Tsumiji went to Gojo Satoru for a math problem she didn't know.

After listening to Gojo Satoru's problem-solving process, Tsumiji fell into even more confusion. She was very puzzled, "Ex and why? Why is there English in the math problems?"

Gojo Satoru: "A linear equation in two variables! X and Y! Set up two unknowns to solve, and you can know how much Hanako spent on pencils."

Tsumiki fell into a new question, "What is the equation?"

"Wait! The second grade of elementary school hasn't taught linear equations in two variables yet!" Wujo Wu began to look at the elementary school math problems with a headache, which became his confused thoughts, "Then I set up two variable curves... also No, I haven’t taught it yet, so what to use, it’s impossible to use calculus.”

Can't find an answer online.Gojo Satoru directly took this question to his friend Xia Youjie.

While the two were struggling with elementary school math problems, Fu Heihui on the other side noticed that Kang Na was like a headless chicken, running over and over under his nose, and repeated this invalid behavior three times.When Kang Na was about to run out of sight for the fourth time, Fu Heihui stopped her, "What are you looking for, I'll help you find it together."

Kang Na turned her head and said anxiously, "The chimney!"

Although Fu Heihui was puzzled, he explained to her straightforwardly: "This house has no fireplace, so there is no chimney."

Japanese people generally buy kotatsu tables and do not need a fireplace.

Connor felt as if struck by lightning in disbelief, and stomped her little feet on the spot in anxiety, "But if there is no chimney, Santa Claus won't be able to get in!"

Fu Heihui: "?"

Kang Na ran over to shake Gojo Satoru's arm again, and asked, "When is Santa Claus coming to our house?"

Must build a chimney before Santa arrives!

"Santa Claus?" Gojo Satoru was shaken by Kanna so that his whole body was swaying from side to side, just when he received Xia Youjie's reply letter on his mobile phone, he clicked on it and replied casually, "Santa Claus does not exist at all."

He said: "How can there be such a good thing in this world? I only need to work one day 365 days a year. If there is such a job, then my dream in the future is to be Santa Claus."

Although students all over the country are on winter vacation now, Wujo Wu is different from ordinary students as a magician, as long as he is assigned the task of exorcising the curse spirit, he will go out.Not to mention the winter and summer vacations, or the May Day Golden Week, he doesn't even have a decent real vacation.Although the salary is high, it can be regarded as a year-round social animal, so I just made a joke at this time.

Gojo Satoru felt that Kang Na was not shaking him anymore, so he saw Xia Youjie's reply, the first line: [Assume the two unknowns are X and Y...]

Wutiaowu: "..."

I know Achilles paradoxes, I have to go through geometric progressions in my mind with one spell, and you need to teach me quadratic equations? ! !

At the end of Xia Youjie's message: [Can your technique still work? 】

Wutiaowu: "..."

This is doubting his strength!Immediately, he was so angry that he was about to yell and type back like a cat with fried hair, and suddenly noticed that Kang Na on the other side hadn't moved for a long time.

He turned his head and saw Kang Na holding the notebook in her hand very sadly, as if she was about to cry, "Is there really no Santa Claus in this world?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Seeing her pitiful state now, anyone who takes a look at her will feel overwhelmed with guilt, let alone Gojo Satoru, the chief culprit who made her sad.

Gojo Satoru put away his careless expression, and the sunglasses he was wearing seemed to be a bit straighter. He said solemnly: "Although there is no Santa Claus, Kamen Rider exists! Kamen Rider will come to give presents!"

After Kang Na became a TV child, just like every ordinary child, she became obsessed with Japanese national special films.

Connor raised her head pitifully and asked him, "Really?"

Gojo Satoru nodded vigorously, affirming: "Really, really!"

Kang Na: "But I didn't see on TV that they said they would give gifts."

Gojo Satoru was talking nonsense seriously, "You haven't seen this episode yet, I watched it before, and everyone turned into a light together in the end."

It's not easy for Fu Heihui to dismantle him face to face. When Kang Na finally stops being attached to Santa Claus, she instead looks forward to the departure of Masked Superman.

Fu Heihui squinted at Gojo Satoru: "What strange settings are you adding indiscriminately?"

The lie has already been spread, Gojo Satoru must bite the bullet and continue to lie, "Which Masked Superman is on TV now? Is it X! Is it X?! I'm going to get the actor who played Fly Rip Come home, do you think it's possible?!"

He began to look down on his mobile phone to search for business cooperation methods of actors.

Fu Heihui: "He's already an actor, how could he be invited over for such a trivial matter... After all, why are you telling such a lie? He also acted in other TV dramas, and when it's on TV, wouldn't Kang Na just I know that Kamen Rider is also fake."

"Damn! Why is he so famous!" Wu Tiao Wu Sui Suan thought after realizing that he had made a fool of himself, "It's okay to have a weird taste in clothes in private, and even went to release records and pretended to be a singer, and the glasses his father wears are also weird..." *

Tsumiji interrupted him, "Mr. Gojo, stop talking."

Gojo Satoru seemed to have noticed something, turned his head in disbelief, "Tsu Miki, do you like this guy too!"

The second half of the sentence seemed to be "I have such a perfect me beside me, but I still worship TV stars?"

Fu Heihui didn't let this topic continue, and returned to the main point, "So what are you going to do?" He added coldly, "Anyway, it's impossible to invite actors to your home."

After Gojo Satoru's subtle silence.

He gave up on himself and said: "...I am urgently ordering a leather case for Masked Superman, do you think it is possible?"

The other two elementary school students fell silent to the unreliable high school student at the same time.

Gojo Satoru fidgeted and scratched his hair with his hands, "It's better to say that Santa Claus is real from the beginning, and playing Santa Claus is easier than pretending to be Masked Superman."

As for why he didn't find out that Kang Na was wrong in time, Wujo Wu looked down and saw that he had edited half of the information for Xia Youjie.

This can be said to be a major accident caused by the binary linear equation.

Gojo Satoru finally replied: [After counting your sins, come over to play Masked Superman with me at Christmas. 】

Xia Youjie: [? 】

Not to mention whether Xia Youjie is willing or not, there is no way to buy a leather case for the two of them before Christmas.

So still need to think of other remedies.

The author says:

Some typos in this chapter are intentional, and there is no need to correct them in the comments.

*In the live-action version of Gintama, Oguri Shun complained about Suda Masaki's words face to face

Next is the list of people who help Kang Na-chan spend Christmas with Gojo Satoru

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