The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

◎Black History◎

It is almost unheard of for homework to suddenly disappear.

If the teacher asks where your homework is when the school starts, and Kang Na truthfully tells you that the homework is gone, it would be more credible to answer that the homework was burned with the family.

Kang Na thought that only the homework she had written would disappear, but unexpectedly, the homework completed by Fu Heihui would also disappear.

It's a student's nightmare!

This is the most twisted curse ever!

For students, homework that can never be completed is simply too scary.Connor went to see Master Thor, and Thor said that he didn't find anything strange about her.So Kang Na went to find the dragon of the curse, Fafnir who was most familiar with the curse.

After Fafnir heard that someone had cast such a vicious curse on Kang Na, he gave his opinion seriously: "Kill it."

Kang Na blinked, realizing that she was looking for the wrong person to ask for help. First, she nodded her head twice in agreement, then turned her head silently, turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait." The cursed dragon grabbed Kang Na by the back of the collar. Kang Na's strength was no match for him, like a villain walking against the direction of the conveyor belt, without moving a bit.

Fafnir grabbed Kang Na by the collar and snorted coldly.

Immediately, Kang Na saw a huge magic circle in front of her eyes, with complex spell lines, at least high-level magic.

After casting magic on Kang Na, Fafnir let her go with satisfaction.

How can their Dragon suffer in the human world, they must show each other a little bit of color.

Connor patted her clothes in a daze, closed her eyes to focus, and tried her best to check. The magic that Fafnir cast on her was too complicated for her to understand.

After Fafnir finished casting his magic on Kang Na, he continued to turn his head and concentrate on playing the dungeon.

Connor blinked in confusion, "What kind of magic is that?"

"It's the most effective magic in the world." Fafnir kept his eyes on the computer, but he still answered Kangna's question with complacency.

Fafnir has been obsessed with games in the human world for a long time, but unfortunately, there will always be some trolls on the Internet who can't beat him and start to spit.

Fafnir was very angry when he saw it, but he couldn't speak to the other party at all.Others can use [-] ways to blame him, but Fafnir will only say: "Go to hell." "Kill you." Words like these have no deterrent effect in the online world.

His words were so rough and simple that he couldn't vent the anger accumulated in his heart. When he was so angry that he wanted to follow the network cable to fight the troll in an offline real-life duel several times, Takitani taught him a universal magic language.

"Rebound." Fafnir raised his chin and said with a bit of hostility.

Kang Na blinked her eyes and tilted her head in a daze.

Fafnir snorted coldly, "I cast a magic on you that can rebound all curses."

Connor suddenly realized.

Since the other party didn't ask her to complete the homework, don't let the other party complete the homework.

No wonder the spell pattern is so complicated, it is indeed a very powerful magic.

But... Her homework... still can't be finished?

Of course, Kang Na also told Wujo Satoru that she couldn't finish her homework.

If it is an ordinary parent, they may suspect that the children at home are looking for an excuse to lie about the Arabian Nights, but Gojo Satoru himself is a magician who wanders in the extraordinary world. Unfortunately, even his six eyes, which are rare in a hundred years, cannot see There was something strange about her, so Kang Na ran to seek help from her Dragon friends who could destroy the world at any time.

When Kang Na returned home, Gojo Wu crossed Erlang's legs, turned his head and shook the phone with her, "There are people who can't finish their homework just like you."

Kanna immediately thought of the rebound magic that Fafnir had added to her body, so those who couldn't complete the homework like her were the prisoners.

She tilted her head blankly, completely unable to imagine who the prisoner was.

"Goto Hime, like you, has no homework." Gojo Satoru said.

Gojo Satoru had the contact information of Goto Kakushi, and when he asked, Goto Kakushi's wailing came from the phone not long after.

Goto Kakushi is even more anxious than his own daughter.

Why are there no good homework?This is not scientific!Is my daughter haunted by evil spirits?

He wants to protect Xiao Ji!

Gojo Satoru took Kang Na and Fukuroi, who was also a victim, to Goto's house.

But it wasn't Goto Hime who came to open the door, but a little girl with bright eyes and a precocious aura.

Gojo Satoru had an impression of this little girl. During the activities near the sea, this little girl once wiped the watermelon juice on Kang Na's face, so she should also be Kang Na's good friend or something.

Haruhi Suzumiya greeted him politely: "Hi Black Santa Claus."

Gojo Satoru clicked his tongue, obviously it was the first time he came to Goto's house, it was as natural as coming to his own home, he walked in loudly, and said as he walked, "How did this nickname come about? I don't care It doesn’t even match up with the horror legend about eating children’s livers.”

Goto Hime, who was about to prepare snacks for the guests, was stunned, she forgot about her homework in an instant, because Gojo Satoru's words seemed to be caught in a long-term memory, and she froze in place, "It seems that everyone called it that without knowing it. "

Gojo Satoru is the patriarch of one of the three imperial families in the magic world, and a super-level magician who is frightened in the eyes of the cursers.But in the eyes of the first graders of Didan Primary School, he is called Black Santa Claus.Because the parents of the students cannot get their names in the eyes of the children.

Rather, Gojo Satoru is still a good one among them.After all, other people's parents are called xx father xx mother, only Gojo Satoru has a resounding nickname.

Kang Na entered the room and put on her slippers. She pulled the slippers like a penguin walking on the ice, leaving behind a series of pattering sounds. She ran to Goto Hime excitedly, and excitedly saw the cherry blossom scent she brought out. Xuanxin Cake.

As we all know, there is nothing delicious about cherry blossom flavor.

But Gojo Satoru saw the effect of Kanna's flamboyant advertisement, and with the idea of ​​"what if", he took a sip of the cherry blossom-flavored Xuanxin cake.

A smell of soapy water!

But Kang Na was still sitting next to Hime Goto, eating big mouthfuls happily.

Goto Hime felt slightly regretful, "I still want to give you bubble gum that changes color, but I'm a bad boy who can't help it when I have something around me, so I ate it all by accident."

"Hmm... if... ummm." Kang Na's mouth was full of the food in front of her, and her words were slurred. It seemed that she was not particularly sad about Shiwan.

Gojo Satoru peeled off a piece of candy casually, trying to keep his mouth from smelling of soapy water, "So my nickname is..."

"Let's talk about homework first." Fu Heihui on the side couldn't bear it anymore, and after coming in, he first said the nickname and it was food, as if everyone came to visit because of their good relationship today.He reminded, "Now solve the homework first."

After Gojo Satoru came in, he inspected Goto's house with his six eyes, but he didn't find anything weird.

So the homework thing is really weird.

Haruhi Suzumiya is here because her free research assignments also disappeared.Goto Hime also called to ask about Seo Yuzuki's homework, Seo Yuzuki said without any sadness: "My homework is blank." She paused, and then laughed heartily on the phone, "Because I didn't write it at all! Hahahaha!"

So at present, only a few of them know that the homework has also disappeared.

Haruhi Suzumiya drew a circle while sitting on the table, following the logical inference of "let iron rust", "We have no way of knowing the exact time when the homework disappears, and the answers given have no way to refer to it. And our homework in other subjects are all It didn’t disappear, only the free research assignments. So I think the real problem is the free research topics we choose.”

She plausibly said: "Because I was too boring, so I disappeared."

The professional Gojo Satoru was bored beside him and continued to listen to the elementary school students start talking nonsense.

Goto Hime was dumbfounded, and still didn't react.Kang Na has quickly accepted this setting. After all, the homework is equivalent to the task assigned by the guild. If the task is not done well, of course it will be sent back.

Kang Na snapped her fingers and recalled what she had written, "So the first 'Trendy P' I wrote was too boring, so it disappeared?"

And Gotohime's free research assignment is also to write "trendy P", she suddenly felt that everything made sense and nodded.

"Of course it's boring, because monsters like 'Tide P' don't exist at all." Haruhi Suzumiya answered like a grown-up with arms folded like a tough judge on a talent show.

Kakushi Goto, who made up the lies of "fashionable sex", was so ashamed that he covered his face with his hands, "I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! Don't talk about this matter again!"

Kang Na lowered her little head, and continued to seriously think about what went wrong with her homework, "The orange cat I wrote for the second time, because the kittens ran away, so it can't be counted?"

Suzumiya Haruhi already felt that they had found a breakthrough in the matter, and he slapped the table with righteous indignation, "Of course not! Because there is no result left!"

She reflected on herself again, "The homework I wrote about the experiment on nail rusting is even more boring! This is something that has been done a long time ago!"

Fu Heihui was not taken away by Haruhi Suzumiya's aura, and from the very beginning, she kept looking at her with "Are you serious?", wanting to speak.

Seeing that Haruhi Suzumiya was about to make the fallacy come true, he reminded coldly, "Then why is my homework disappearing?"

"Because boredom is contagious!" said Haruhi Suzumiya, "Kanna made your homework boring, so they disappeared together!"

Kang Na quickly accepted this setting and turned her head, "I'm sorry, Hui."

Fu Heihui: ...

Is boredom some terrible contagion?

This is impossible, right?

Before Fugurohui opened his mouth, Suzumiya Haruhi concluded with great vigor, "So, the way to keep our homework from disappearing. It is to let everyone do things together that are not boring at all. No one has done it before, and it will leave a successful result! "

Rather than finding a way to make homework disappear, the conditions given by Haruhi Suzumiya suddenly doubled the difficulty of ordinary spring break homework.

And the scary thing is that the cause of all this is Suzumiya Haruhi.

Suzumiya Haruhi himself didn't know that he had the ability to make his wishes come true, which caused the difficulty of elementary school students' spring break homework to reach the completion standard of the Guinness Book of Records.

Gojo Satoru supported his chin with one hand, and after listening to her finish, he casually dealt with it, "Then let's have some fun together. The reason why the popular female star suddenly announced her retirement is—" He quickly clicked on someone name, "Hui?"

The rhythm in the arena was suddenly dominated by Gojo Satoru, and his roll call was too sudden, Fu Heihui was stunned, unsure: "I don't know?"

Connor raised her hand high, and quickly replied, "I know! It's an abortion!"

Gojo Satoru took a deep look at them and fell silent.

"Yeah." Gojo Satoru responded flatly, without emotion, "If you give an answer that doesn't look like a primary school student, then it's all right."

And these two elementary school students were brought out by themselves...

Kang Na pestered Gojo Satoru to continue playing Lucky, Gojo Satoru didn't want to listen to her nonsense, so he didn't continue to ask questions.

Haruhi Suzumiya asked suspiciously, "What do you usually do, Black Santa Claus?"

Kanna immediately turned her head to play with the auspicious luck given by Haruhi Suzumiya, and hurriedly replied, "jujuju!"

"what is that?"

Kakushi Goto, who thought he was on the same front as Gojo Satoru, immediately jumped out and answered, "Proper term for movie actors!"

He was afraid that Gojo Wujo would slip up, and with a guilty smile on his face, he said dryly, "I am the director of the film, and we are colleagues."

Haruhi Suzumiya: "Making a movie?"

Kakushi Goto felt that it was not good to lie to elementary school students, but he didn't want his daughter to know about his job, so he still nodded: "Yes, making movies."

Haruhi Suzumiya repeated the word, then suddenly patted the table, his eyes were so bright that he couldn't ignore it and said, "Yes, we can make movies!"

"There is absolutely no elementary school student in this world who has made a movie by himself! Let's make a movie together!" She said loudly.

No one can keep up with the thinking beyond common sense, except the Dragon himself who came from another world.

Connor's eyes lit up with her, and they instantly turned into sapphires that could shine in a museum. She said, "I have a camera."

Gojo Satoru bought it for her back then.

Although Goto Hime felt that something was wrong, she quickly followed up when she was playing games with her friends: "I want to be a director. I want to experience the feeling of being a professional like my father."

Kakushi Goto was moved to tears in an instant: "Xiao Ji!!!" He completely forgot that his real occupation is a comic cartoonist with naughty jokes, and he has nothing to do with a director.

"Then I'll be the screenwriter." After Haruhi Suzumiya said this, she soon had an idea in her mind. She pointed to Kang Na to arrange the setting of the movie, "You are a creature from another world from an alien."

Dragon from Another World: "Wow."

Haruhi Suzumiya pointed to Megumi Fukuro on the other side, "You are an onmyoji who possesses onmyoji and can summon shikigami."

Fu Heihui, who has ten kinds of shadow spells: "..."

Who said he was going to act?

Haruhi Suzumiya gave Goto's golden retriever to Fukuroe and said, "Goto Rock will play the shikigami you summoned."

Goto Locke responded, "Wow!"

Fu Heihui: ...

He suddenly looked around himself with a guilty conscience. Fortunately, the jade dog was not released by him, or else there must be trouble now.

Haruhi Suzumiya already has a script, "Konna plays the alien creature who wants to invade the earth, and Megumi Fukuro plays the onmyoji who protects the earth."

Fu Heihui still had the expression of "Are you serious?" before he could speak, Gojo Satoru interrupted loudly, and he said solemnly: "I think what you said makes sense. If the movie is made, things will definitely happen." It can be solved."

He said: "As an adult, I can vouch for you."

He looked at Fu Heihui gloatingly.

Black history materials can be updated.

Director Hime Goto: "I want to make a dark fantasy style, so the box office will be high."

No, it's already scheduled to be a super bad movie.

Not to mention how unreliable it is for primary school students to make a movie together, and the plot of this onmyoji and alien creatures... a combination of Japanese and Western, top-level bad movie configuration.

Haruhi Suzumiya thought for a moment, then quickly pointed at Kakushi Goto, "Then you are an illegitimate child who escaped from a big family, and at the same time the father of an onmyoji."

The illegitimate son of Kabuki family Kakushi Goto: "..."

Haruhi Suzumiya pointed at Gojo Satoru again, and said, "You are the most powerful serial killer in the universe."

Gojo Satoru's gloating smile froze at the corner of his mouth.

Suzumiya Haruhi arranged a script for him: "You did all kinds of evil, including killing the father of Onmyoji."

Gojo Satoru:?

Kakushi Goto couldn't believe it: "I'm dead?"

Fu Heihui: "..."

Haruhi Suzumiya continued to improve the script, "The serial killer killed many people, and the onmyoji and alien creatures finally joined forces to defeat you."

Kakushi Goto complained: "It sounds a bit like the plot of Doraemon theatrical version."

In order to fight against the common enemy, Fat Tiger and Nobita temporarily joined forces to save the world.

After all, it is still a script that a child came up with.

Gojo Satoru put his index finger under the palm of his hand, and his tone became a little serious, "Stop it, it's not that simple to make a movie, you just need a camera. There are also issues such as editing and special effects, will you know?"

"That's not what you said just now!"

"Just now, now is now."

"Editing?" Haruhi Suzumiya was puzzled, "Why should we edit? Let's shoot one by one according to the order of the plot, isn't that all right?"

"One mirror to the end?"

"Ah."

Haruhi Suzumiya added: "For special effects, just sprinkle a few pieces of paper when shooting."

As expected of a primary school student, I dare to think.

Gojo Satoru could already imagine how bad this movie was.

Gojo Satoru felt a weight in his arms, and when he turned around, it was Kang Na who stuffed her round face into his bent arms.Her round blue eyes shone brightly, and she asked, "Does Gojo not want to act?" Her tone was a little lost, "But I won't have the chance to act with Gojo in the future." After all, Gojo Satoru is very busy.

She blinked, as if water and light could overflow, "Wouldn't Wu want to act with me?"

Now she is as pitiful as a little girl who would freeze to death if she didn't sell matches in winter.

"Play, play together." Gojo Satoru's voice came out word by word from between his teeth.

Connor soon cheered up, raised her arms and cheered, "Yeah!"

Wujo Wujo quickly grabbed Fu Heihui who was silently retreating on the other side, with a kind smile on his face, "You play for me too."

If you want to lose face and lose face together, don't even try to run away.

The film is predictably shoddy from the team behind it alone.People who shouldn't be on the screen will be photographed at any time, and even the voices of people outside the scene are recorded. The only thing that is remarkable is the part of the play other than Kakushi Goto, which is inexplicably beyond the scope of theater movies. level.

It's just a pity that Hime Goto, who is holding the camera, is too short, so that there are no cool camera turns in the fight scene, and only a few blurred backs can be seen, as well as out-of-focus and Out of Focus.

And it's a movie, but it's just a ten-minute short play.In short, in the eyes of adults, it is to pay people to accept incomprehensible superb artistic short films.

But in the eyes of elementary school students, it is enough to be able to take pictures.

Kang Na was doing her homework with a completely different mood than before, feeling inexplicably that today was the happiest day.Her excitement made her feel that no matter how many years passed, she would still remember the experience of making a movie with her good friends today.

After writing the end of the fixed template for primary school students: "Today is really a happy day."

When the period circle at the end is written, it also seems to draw a perfect point for my long spring break, and school will start tomorrow.

Kang Na turned off the light, crawled into her little quilt and lay down on her hands and feet.

The night before school started, she had a dream.

Dreaming that the blindfolded Satoru whom he hadn't seen for a long time was patting her, Kanna opened her eyes and saw a Gojo Satoru whom she had met last time standing in front of her, wearing a white suit and wearing a pure white polite hat on her head.

Connor looked at him in confusion.

Hat Satoru was wearing white gloves on his hands, and he lowered his eyes sadly.

Kang Na wanted to touch his eyes, "Why are you unhappy?"

"The Kingdom of Red Heart has been usurped by a tyrant named Shier." He raised his eyes and said, "Come and help us."

The author says:

After Wujo Wu saw this little movie, he ran away overnight with the prison gate on his shoulders.

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The next chapter is a dream, which can be skipped.

It is paro of the original version of Alice in Wonderland.I think Meng is cute, and it's also to show the difference between 285 and 195 to Kang Na, and it will be used as the real ending of the first-year life.

In fact, the plot of Kangna’s father was originally planned to appear in the second grade, because I thought of a very cartoon ending, so the plot of Kangna’s father was brought forward to the first grade.

Probably the next chapter or the next chapter will end the text.

Thank you to the shareholders who allowed Kang Na to make movies

感谢在2022-03-1800:56:24~2022-03-2022:00:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Q1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：砰砰、真白20瓶；崽羊羊、云筱.、大丸子10瓶；我是小蠢蛋8瓶；影月、moon、海豚冰淇淋、隹5瓶；阿酒2瓶；肖肖肖航、Goldfish、小小儿1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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