The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

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The pink and tender clothes on Kang Na's body, now there are traces of uncleaned ink everywhere.

Kang Na rubbed her pink lantern sleeves with her hands, raised her hands, and said to Gojo Satoru, "I'll go to Master Thor to help me clean it."

Gojo Satoru paused as he wrapped the bandages around his eyes, and he looked at her with bright blue eyes, "Going to Kobayashi's house?"

Kangna didn't notice Gojo Satoru's tone, and replied cheerfully: "Yeah!"

Gojo Wu stared at her for a while, and then slowly continued to wrap the bandages around his eyes. He said casually, "I'll go with you."

Kang Na tilted her head, "Didn't Wu say that he wanted to go out with Hui?"

Today is the fixed day when Gojo Satoru takes Fu Heihui out to do spell training.

"It's still early." Gojo Wu raised the corner of his mouth and looked at her with a smile, "Take Kei with you, and settle your affairs by the way, do you want to play together?"

Kang Na didn't think about anything else, raised her hands and cheered, "Yeah!"

The distance between Kobayashi's house and Gojo's house is a bit far.

Gojo Satoru uses [色] to achieve the teleportation ability when the destination is within the visible range of vision and there are no obstacles in between.Xiaolin's house was obviously not within the conditions of use, so he went out and called a car.

When the three of them got in the car, the window was originally open. After getting in the car, the driver in the driver's seat pressed the button of the window and raised the window.

Kang Na is very new to the things that human society uses technology to achieve magical effects.

Sitting in the back seat, she forced her little head into the gap between the two seats to look at the ordinary button that the driver had just pressed.

She looked at the plain button, and then at the colorful clothes on her body.

Kang Na stretched her head back again, and she tugged the sleeves of Gojo Wujo beside her.

Gojo Satoru turned his head and asked her, "What's wrong?"

Kang Na pointed to the unwashed stains on her body, with a serious expression on her face: "This is the button."

After speaking, he stared at Gojo Satoru with his round blue eyes.

Gojo Satoru understood, and stretched out his index finger, like pressing a button, and pressed the stain on Kang Na's shoulder.

Immediately, Kang Na imitated the voice of a robot and said, "I'm so tired."

Gojo Satoru clicked again at this position.

Kang Na also repeated: "I'm so tired."

Just like a button on a TV remote control can only have one function, the "button" on Kang Na's body can only say one sentence when pressed.

Gojo Satoru raised an eyebrow, and pressed the button on her arm again.

Kang Na continued to use the artificial AI-like tone she learned from magic on TV: "I can't walk."

Right now, she was riding in a car, and now that Kang Na had only walked a few steps when she left home, she didn't say she was "tired" at all.What's more, a Dragon who has been out for half a day, circled half of the world, and dirty his fur like this, how could he be tired.

Gojo Satoru didn't press the new button immediately, but moved to Kanna's face.

The expression on Kanna's face was completely opposite to her tone of voice, she was expecting Gojo Satoru to press a new button.

Gojo Satoru wanted to know what Kang Na wanted to say, so he shook his finger and pressed it in another position.

Connor: "I want to ride the neck."

Finally speaking out her purpose, Kang Na couldn't imitate it properly, and there was a bit of excitement at the end of her tone.

Until now, Kang Na still broods over seeing Mimiko riding on Xia Youjie's neck in the Okonomiyaki restaurant.

She has never ridden her neck before!

She wants to too!She wants too!

Gojo Satoru: ...

Gojo Satoru has been wearing a bandage around his eyes ever since his bangs were cut off by Kang Na.As a result, more than half of his expression is now almost covered, and he can almost only judge his mood by looking at the corner of his mouth.

Kang Na saw that the corner of Gojo Satoru's mouth did not move, but silently pressed another button on her body.

Kang Na: "Riding the neck!"

Another button.

Kang Na extended the sentence to complete: "I want to ride on Satoru's neck!"

Gojo Satoru pressed back the stain button on Kanna's shoulder from the beginning.

At this moment, Kang Na has rewritten the program, repeating one sentence over and over again: "Riding the neck!"

"Ride the neck! Ride the neck and ride the neck!"

Gojo Satoru lowered his dangling fingers, not pressing the "button" on Kanna's body.Instead, he put his slender index finger on her soft cheek, "I haven't walked a few steps, how dare I say I'm tired? I'll talk about it next time when I'm really tired."

Kang Na was poked by him so that her mouth made a few sounds like a little goldfish spitting bubbles.

Seeing that Gojo Goto didn't agree, Kang Na took advantage of the situation to chase after him, shaking Gojo Goto's arm all the time, letting Gojo Goto reason with him.She is now a broken robot, and she will keep repeating a sentence without anyone pressing the button: "Ride the neck! Ride the neck! Ride the neck! I want to ride the neck!"

Gojo Satoru tilted his head, pointed to the button on his own chest, and said solemnly: "This is also a button for me."

Kang Na turned around and leaned her knees together on the cushion, raised her body, and was about to press the button of Wujo Wushuo.

Before his fingers were about to touch the golden scroll button, Gojo Satoru's voice came in a low voice: "If you press my button, something terrible will happen."

Kang Na's little finger was suspended in the air for a moment, and she didn't know whether to press it or not.

But Dragon's curiosity knows no bounds!

Wu said so, she just wanted to press it!

She just moved a little, Wujo Wuyou beside her added: "I may switch modes and become another person directly. At that time, I will never find a way to bring back the current me."

Wujo Satoru said so swearingly that the young Kang Na struggled beside him.

The thin white little finger was stretched out several times to touch it.Although Gojo Satoru didn't move, Kang Na retreated silently.

Forget it, enlightenment is the most important thing.

Connor sat up again.

She went to Fu Heihui who was sitting on the other side, and she repeated the same trick: "Hui, this is a button on my body."

Fu Heihui turned his head, which was originally looking at the scenery outside the window, his green eyeballs glanced at the stain that Kang Na was pointing at, and he gave a plain "hmm", then turned his head back and continued to look at the continuous stream of scenery outside the window .

If you don't push my button, I'll push your button.

So Kang Na stretched out her index finger and poked Fu Heihui's waist.

Fu Heihui trembled almost imperceptibly.

Then, as if nothing had happened, the back of his head was facing her, and he had been focusing on the scenery outside the window.

It seemed that his shudder just now had never happened at all, or that it was just a small bump of the car, which was nothing at all.

Kang Na tilted her head, and poked again at the place she poked just now.

Fu Heihui trembled slightly again, his head was still facing out of the window, as if the taxi happened to encounter a bump by coincidence.

Kang Na tilted her head, calmly put away her fingers, as if she didn't notice anything.

Then, she turned around suddenly, stretched out both hands and started to tickle Fu Heihui.

Fu Heihui flicked like a loach, and he could bear it at first.After holding back for a few seconds, he seemed to be a different person, being scratched by Kang Na and let out a series of refreshing laughter.

After finally calming down a little, he waved off Kang Na's hand, and said in a patient tone, "Don't do it."

Connor blinked, and continued to scratch his itchy flesh vigorously with both hands.

Fu Heihui let out a series of laughter again.

Gojo Satoru, who was sitting on the far side, took out his mobile phone as usual...

He tapped the button of the recording key with his finger.

Fu Heihui was scratched until she straightened her body, and finally lost her strength completely. She slid forward and sat down under the seat, only then did Kang Na withdraw her hand.

It turns out that by pressing the button on a person, it is really possible to change into a person.

Even if Kang Na didn't continue to scratch Fu Heihui, Fu Heihui still sat under the seat and didn't get up.He buried his head and could see his thin red ears.

Gojo Satoru wanted to zoom in and cut a close shot.

The middle-aged driver sitting in the front spoke as if chatting: "Your two children are quite lively, and my children were like this when they were young."

Gojo Satoru who is about to leave his high school identity: ...

After the three of them got out of the car, Kang Na happily ran at the front, Wujo Wutiao walked in the middle with his hands in his pockets, and Fu Heihui followed behind him and asked, "You definitely took it, delete it for me."

Gojo Satoru shrugged and said innocently, "No, don't slander others casually, I will be sad."

Kang Na ran to ring the doorbell, and soon someone opened the door of Xiao Lin's house.

Conna threw herself into Thor's arms who opened the door, raised her head and said softly, "Master Thor, lick me."

Gojo Satoru and Fuhei Hui, who were still competing for the video, stopped.

The author says:

Kang Na didn't say in advance what she wanted Thor to do.

Some time ago, I actually had food poisoning, and I felt that my body had not recovered, and I was still not very comfortable.I don't like to talk about my physical condition. In fact, I feel physically overwhelmed during this time.If the update is not on time at nine o'clock, it may be around twelve o'clock. If you want to ask for leave, I will tell you in advance.

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Regarding the linkage between this article and Gintama, I have made up my mind. The content is the setting of the popularity voting episode of the first season of Gintama, episode 182-184.

The following is the official data of Juhui's popularity poll:

No.1: Fu Heihui (19393 votes)

No.2: Gojo Satoru (14359 votes)

No.3: Knotweed Yuren (13265 votes)

No.4: Xia Youjie (10345 votes)

And so, the war began...

At present, the Gintama protagonist group that I want to appear in is the Gintama protagonist group. Fugurohui and Kanna are both in the first grade of elementary school. Gojo Satoru is 285. Why is his timeline different... because there are some things that only 285 can do.

Probably all the members collapsed, and only those who are evil and fun can watch it.

(Because there will be a lot of complaints, and some games with words, which may be put in the free episode. It may also be pigeonholed...)

Thank you to the shareholders who let Connor push the button

感谢在2022-03-0320:59:50~2022-03-0520:50:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: plush, 1 penguin smoothie;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：檸語、落辉、我不想蛀牙20瓶；时语、紫某人吃粑粑、倖识10瓶；不吃西红柿、moon5瓶；陆泠然4瓶；未来籽幼3瓶；嗜甜的天然卷、不能熬夜了、一年四困1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

◎Latest comments:

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[Hahaha I just finished writing the famous scene in the classic chant, and I also think it's a pity not to write about it.

I just don't know how to fight for it, is the Gintama Curse ranked separately, or mixed together? 】

[Master Thor is a scale, right? Connor is furry. There are barbs on the furry tongue. Logically speaking, there should be no barbs on Thor’s tongue.]

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【Leziren is me, I love to watch】

[Wujo Satoru, you really can’t do it, look at how good Xiayou is, a male mother]

【Ahhhh, Kangna is so cute, update soon】

[wtw you careless! !Let Kang Na ride on her neck]

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[You don't update the text, how can I buy the text, I don't buy the text, how can there be nutrient solution, what do you think! 】

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[Once a day, Kang Na-chan is really cute]

【Pay attention to your body】

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