The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

◎Can't sleep◎

When Kang Na came home, she saw Gojo Satoru lying on the leather sofa, with two long legs that had no place to rest directly on the armrest.

The sunglasses she had been wearing all this time didn't know where they were. She could only see her white eyelashes like snow on a pine tree, quietly and motionless.

He looks like he's asleep now.

But Kanna just came back from Goto Hime's house, and she knows what's going on.

Satoru is also sick!

Because Xiao Ji's father and Wu are co-workers, and Xiao Ji's father fell ill because of filming, so Wu, who was filming the film together, also fell ill!

Originally, Kang Na wanted to question Gojo Satoru about why she lied to her that adults and children couldn't sleep together, but when she saw Gojo was sick, she didn't question Gojo Satoru immediately.Instead, he hurried to his room, carried the quilt from his own room, and spread it on Gojo Satoru.

It's a pity that the height difference between Wujo Wu's height and her height is too big. Her own little quilt is covered with Wujo Wu's body. When covering her head, her legs will be exposed. If she covers her legs, the top will be empty, causing Wujo Wu A lot of them are exposed.

So Kangna ran back again, went to Wujo Wu's room, moved Wujo Wu's own big quilt away, then ran back to the living room, and shook Wujo Wu's very big quilt, like Indian flying cakes were thrown on Gojo Wu.

Kang Na is now making dumplings, Wujo Wu is like a huge meat filling at this time, the quilt is a piece of skin in her hand, and she is trying to wrap Wujo Wu lying on the sofa tightly.

Gojo Satoru's quilt was very big, and when it was spread on the sofa, more than half of the quilt hung down and touched the floor.Kang Na doesn't care about this, she just knows that people who are sick seem to like to shrink themselves into the bed. Hui is like this, and Xiao Ji's father is also like this, so she copied it mechanically and spread a quilt for Gojo Satoru.

In fact, Gojo Satoru, who was lying on the sofa, was not asleep at all.Besides, according to Kang Na's big moving project, even if he really fell asleep, he would be woken up immediately.

Gojo Satoru was a little tired after returning from a mission all night yesterday, so he just lay down on the sofa and rested for a while.Unexpectedly, as soon as Kang Na got home, she would try her best to play by his side.

But since Kang Na was afraid that he would catch a cold, so she came here to cover him with the quilt thoughtfully, she couldn't help but feel proud of her child's understanding.Although Kang Na is doing all the futile work, after all, because of the limitless reason, she has been isolating germs, and it is basically difficult to get sick.

But my heart is still the same as just after eating Xijiufu, although Kang Na's sensibility was not taught by herself.

He never taught these things at all.

Gojo Satoru closed his eyes and lay on the sofa, pretending to be asleep while accepting Kang Na's service with peace of mind.

Kang Na covered Gojo Satoru with the quilt, made him tight, then turned around and ran away.

Gojo Satoru remained motionless, with his eyes tightly closed, still pretending to be asleep.

He is now thinking of picking a good time to pretend to wake up, after all, compared to the sofa, his bed is more comfortable to lie on.

Before he could figure it out, he could hear Kang Na running over on her short legs again. Kang Na made a big circle and ran over Gojo Satoru's head.

Even with his eyes closed, Gojo Satoru could sense a shadow falling above him with his sixth eyes.

Then, with a snap, Kang Na put her popsicle on Gojo Satoru's forehead.

Gojo Satoru was like a cat whose tail was stepped on by someone, and jumped up from the sofa with just a few rubs.

what happened? !

What about the little padded jacket!Use his forehead to cool the popsicle?

Kang Na stared blankly at Gojo Goto, who immediately "lived alive", and felt that she had already mastered the art of taking care of patients, and Gojo Goto was taken care of by her in no time.

Then you can continue to settle accounts with Wu.

"Wu, you lied to me." Kang Na puffed up her face.

Gojo Satoru has already discovered that when Kanna is happy, her tail is wagging up and down, when she is angry, her tail is wagging from side to side, and when she is confused or sad, her tail is up and hanging in the air. Or it takes half a day to move.

Not only does Kang Na not know how to calm down her emotions on her face, but she is also easy to understand just by relying on her tail.

Now Kang Na's tail is shaking from side to side, indicating that she is really angry.

Gojo Satoru began to think about how he lied to Kanna.

Tell her that fireworks can only be set off at night?Or will Fu Heihui turn into a frog in the future?Or eat an extra pudding by yourself, and lie to her that it was eaten by the refrigerator.Because the refrigerator was also plugged in, Kang Na thought that the refrigerator was of the same kind as her.

More and more outrageous lies swirled in his mind, and Gojo Satoru felt that each of them might be discovered, but the severity of the problem was different.

The ball-like tail behind Kang Na swayed back and forth excitedly, "You lied to me that adults can't sleep with children!"

"I also said that none of the classmates in the class would sleep with other people!" It caused her to go to Jin Meiji to sleep secretly at night.

"I saw it at Xiaoji's house today! Xiaoji always sleeps with her father!"

Gojo Satoru heard Kang Na's righteous indignation finished speaking, he blinked, shook the quilt twice, fell down without saying a word, and continued to pretend to be asleep.

Kang Na went over and saw that Wujo Wu's sleeping posture had also changed. Just now, he was lying flat on the sofa with his legs stretched out over the armrest. Now Wujo Wu is curled up, with his long legs bent, and his whole back is facing her. .

Kang Na used her hand to push his back, although she was out of breath, her voice was still soft, "Wu, get up."

Gojo Satoru didn't respond.

Kang Na pushed him hard again, and just now he was able to touch Gojo Satoru, but unexpectedly Gojo Satoru suddenly opened the unlimited limit, and Kang Na couldn't touch him at all.Kang Na puffed up her face, and she could hear her trying to pretend to be fierce in her soft voice, "Wu, get up!"

Gojo Satoru still pretended not to hear.

Kang Na used his body as a support point, and Wujo Wujo was like a mountain, trying to climb up on him, "Wujo, get up!"

Gojo Satoru then turned his head, and suddenly picked her up in the air, "What do you want?"

Kang Na kicked her feet twice in the air and reiterated her reason, "I want to sleep with Wu."

Gojo Satoru refused without hesitation: "No."

Connor was aggrieved, "Why?"

Gojo Satoru asked her back, "Why do you want to sleep with me?"

Kang Na blinked her wet eyes, "I just want to sleep with Wu."

Because Kang Na was suspended in the air by him, the distance was very close, and her bright blue eyes were like a clean mirror, reflecting a pure and bright scene.The child is clean and flawless, and simply wants to cling to him.

Gojo Satoru put her back on the ground, and as soon as Kang Na's feet hit the ground, she wanted to jump on Gojo Satoru again.

Kang Na was still blocked by Gojo Satoru's finger, and his tone was still firm when he heard him say, "No."

The soft little tail behind Kang Na froze in the air, and it took a while to move slowly. She asked cautiously, "Does Wu hate me?"

Gojo Satoru answered quickly, "Of course not."

"I've been used to sleeping alone since I was a child, so I can't do it," Wujo Satoru said.

After becoming a conjurer, he used to have a very short sleep time. He could only sleep for three or four hours a day. When a child suddenly appeared on the bed, he always felt that he would not be used to it and could not sleep all night.

Hearing Gojo's reason, Kang Na quickly compromised, she nodded her little head, "Okay." Although the voice was still a little sad, she stopped saying that she and Gojo said they slept together.

Kang Na gave up too quickly, Gojo Satoru felt a little uncomfortable.

"...how did you... promise so quickly?"

It means that his status in Kang Na's heart is still not high enough, and his charm is not strong enough, so let's fight for it again!Maybe...he agreed.

"Because Wu is the same as me, there are things that he doesn't like." The little tail behind Kang Na slowly shook from side to side, "As long as Wu doesn't hate me, it's fine if he wants to play with me in the future."

Gojo Satoru looked very pitiful when she looked down with her head down.

He felt a little uncomfortable for a moment.

Kang Na lowered her head and twisted her fingers, her tail was hanging in the air behind her, only a round silver head was facing him.

she is so poor

so poor

Pretty

怜

……

There seemed to be an inaudible voice echoing in my ears.

Gojo Satoru coughed twice, faced the sofa, and said awkwardly, "It's just a..."

Kang Na suddenly asked him again: "Where is my tree?"

Um?What? !Not sad at all!Even still caring about flowers and plants!

Gojo Satoru's voice became as hard as a rock again, "No."

Kang Na didn't notice anything wrong in Gojo Satoru's tone, her eyes were clear, and she continued to ask him, "But Xiao Ji said that when every child is born, there will be a tree."

When Kang Na said this, Gojo Satoru remembered that Japan does have this custom.

In Wujo's home, there is also a plum tree planted for him.

But that's all he knew, he never took it to heart.The plum tree was also selected because of the legend of the flying plums of Sugawara Michizane, the ancestor of the Gojo family.

Gojo Satoru has always disliked these things, so the tree was obviously planted for him, but he felt that it was none of his business.

They are all boring things made by the people of the same family without authorization.

He didn't care about it himself, and of course he wouldn't do such boring things to the children in his family.

And judging from the virtues of Fu Hei's parents, the Fu Hei siblings probably didn't have their own tree either.

Families who are willing to plant trees for their children will not leave their children behind.

Unexpectedly, it was a Dragon at home who proposed such a humane thing.

But Gojo Satoru wasn't very interested in participating in this kind of thing, he didn't even move his body, he just stretched his arm to reach the coffee table, and handed an orange to Kanna.

Kang Na didn't know, so she took the orange.

Although I don't know what Wujo Satoru means, I still know that oranges are for eating.Her understanding was that Gojo Satoru wanted to eat oranges, but was too lazy to peel them.

Kang Na quickly began to help him peel. She peeled an orange, first she ate half of the orange in her mouth, and then picked out the remaining two oranges and fed them to Wu Tiaowu's mouth.

Gojo Satoru, who was lying on the sofa, opened his mouth in embarrassment and ate the elementary school students' feeding. After eating, before Kangna ate the last piece of orange in his hand, he said casually: "You plant the orange in the soil, When the orange tree grows later, you take this as a souvenir."

Kang Na kept the orange petals in her mouth motionless, not knowing whether to continue to swallow it or take it out again.

In order to have her own tree, Kang Na reluctantly took out a small piece of orange that was already in her mouth. She asked, "Did oranges grow on trees in the first place?"

"Then where do you think you grew up?"

Connor: "I thought it was floating on the water, and then someone took a net at the end and scooped up all the oranges."

"The one you mentioned is a fish, right?" Gojo Satoru didn't mislead his disciple at this time,

Kang Na continued: "This is how fish are caught in the water. Humans shoot fish on land with arrows."

Wutiaowu: "..."

This is beyond common sense, Gojo Satoru gave a subtle meal, did not continue to dwell on this kind of endless problem, and urged Kang Na to plant trees.

Connor nodded, ran excitedly into the yard, and blasted a hole in the flat ground with magic power.

Then squatted down and carefully buried the orange with pulp in his hand into the soil.

Then, like squatting to watch the tadpoles before, he remained motionless next to the soil pit he had buried, waiting for when the orange tree would emerge.

Although the sofa in the living room is a long way from the backyard, Gojo Satoru's six eyes have a good view, and he can see what Kang Na is doing.

Tsk, I was still thinking about sleeping with him just now, but now I ran over and only thought about flowers and plants.

It must be because he just finished eating oranges, he is a little sour right now.

Kang Na squatted and looked at the earth pit she had buried. The orange tree hadn’t sprouted for a long time, so she did a praying dance like Totoro in the animation movie, and ran back to the house to get the little red umbrella Gojo Satoru had bought for her before. Come out, as if holding some solemn magic ceremony, hold it upright above your head, then circle around the small earth pit you buried, and then learn how chinchillas jump on the earth pit a few times, then put down the umbrella in your hand and go again. Lifting it up seems to encourage the growth of invisible seedlings.

Wujo Satoru, who was on the sofa, was bored and watched Kang Na doing it alone with six eyes.

Suddenly, he saw that Kang Na's hand had really injected huge energy into the pit.

Immediately afterwards, he noticed a curse-like breath coming from Kang Na's side.

Gojo Satoru immediately went to the backyard with a spell, and when he saw the hole where Kang Na had buried, a tree really jumped out of nowhere.

It's a pity that this tree is not ordinary at all. There is a mouth on the trunk of this tree, and there are countless small yellow bubbles like oranges on the edge of the lip. The most disgusting thing is that this tree can talk, babbling all the time. stop.

At least it is a spell spirit above level one.

The power of the Dragon is so strong that it can make a first-level spell out of thin air without intention.

Gojo Satoru raised his hand, and after mercilessly destroying the orange curse spirit, he looked down at Kang Na beside him.

Kang Na was still holding the little red umbrella used in the practice, looking sadly at the small pit she buried.

She turned the little red umbrella in a circle, looked at Wujo Wu, and said innocently: "There are no more trees."

Gojo Satoru asked her, "What were you doing just now?"

"I think I've seen a magic that can make plants grow faster, but it seems to have failed."

The result was just like what I saw just now, the catalyst failed, and the magic turned into a curse.

Kang Na murmured sadly: "I originally wanted to help everyone plant a tree."

Gojo Satoru: "Huh?"

Connor turned the handle of the red umbrella in depression, and the red umbrella was turned into a flower in her hand, "Because I can't plant a tree for myself, I want to plant a tree for all of us."

There may be no way in this world to have a tree of her age, so she wants to help Wutiao's family plant a tree to commemorate the time.

Megumi and Tsumiki are also the Gojo family who arrived this year. Although she is a bit late, she is also the Gojo Kanna who only became this year.

The tree she wants to plant is not to commemorate a certain person, but to commemorate the time of Wujo's family.

After Gojo Satoru heard about Kanna's wish, he looked at the blackened scorched earth that had been bombed by her on the ground.

Not to mention whether the orange petals will germinate just now, even if you plant a serious seed in it, it is destined not to germinate.

Gojo Satoru took out a new orange from the living room in front of Kanna.

This time, he didn't even peel the orange, and casually threw it into the hole that Kang Na blasted. He turned his head, his blue eyes were full of smiles, and he said, "Do it again and try again."

After finishing speaking, he warned again, "Don't use magic."

Kang Na nodded vigorously. She raised the little red umbrella in her hand, walked around the pit again as before, jumped on the pit a few times, and then raised and lowered the umbrella again. down.

She looked dissatisfied at Wujo Wu, Wujo Wu put his hands in his pockets, and he looked like he was hanging high.

"Wu also wants to do it with me!" Kang Na said seriously: "This is everyone's tree, Wu also has a share."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru then waved his hands a few times and swiped the water to deal with Kanna like he was standing in a row of classmates who would never seriously dance radio gymnastics.

He didn't take the actions in the Totoro movie too seriously.Because he knew that no matter how serious he was, it was destined that orange trees would not really grow in this pit.

While he was perfunctory, he was thinking that he had to catch the conjurer who was only related to plants.

Then force the magician to help him plant trees.

Gojo Satoru's six eyes have excellent vision, as long as he wants to, there is nothing he can't do.

Within a few days, he failed to catch the relevant magician, but accidentally caught a special magic spirit named "Hua Yu" in the forest.

After Gojo Wu tricked this super curse spirit into planting a tree for him, he got rid of it.

In the yard of Wutiao's house, there was a very ordinary orange sapling.

At the cost of sacrificing two oranges and a super magic spirit.

Kang Na was overjoyed to see the young sapling popping up, and regarded this hard-won orange sapling as a member of the Gojo family, and wanted to give it a very Dragon-like name.

[Five dark flames whirlwind tyrant conquers the world orange]

A very subtle expression appeared on Gojo Satoru's face. Apart from feeling that his surname was being ruined, he watched Kang Na go around an orange sapling every day, and remembered that he was still bitter about losing to this orange sapling. bosom.

So with the privilege of an adult, this orange sapling was deprived of the opportunity to join the Wutiao family.

What a mess!No!

Kang Na felt that it was all due to the praying dance performed by the Totoro next to the saplings, so the saplings came out so fast.

So now that she has nothing to do, she picked up her favorite little red umbrella, and went to the orange saplings to do a set of chinchilla prayer dances, which was more diligent than doing schoolwork.

Tsumiki and Megumi were also dragged by Kanna to do it together once.

Both the Fuhei siblings knew that this prayer dance was useless, but neither of them said anything.On the surface, Tsumiji seemed to believe it was true and smiled to do it with Kang Na. Although Fu Heihui knew how to do it, but her face was expressionless, and she looked like she would stomp the sapling to death with a cold foot at any time.

But both siblings seem to be more serious than Gojo Satoru.

Kanna felt that the most important thing for 【Five Dark Flame Cyclone Conquering the World Orange】 was the prayer dance, so she didn't do anything else.Fortunately, planting an orange tree is relatively simple, and Megumi and Tsumiki usually help water the tree.

Wujo Wu would occasionally go over and cast a little mantra on the sapling.After all, this sapling was planted using magic techniques, and the real fertilizer was magic power.

There are also the prayers of dragons, the watering of humans, and the spell power of super magicians.

For a while, I don't know what this sapling will become in the future.

Kang Na, who didn't have a mobile phone, only learned from Fu Heihui in the evening that Jin Meiji would not come back tonight and would stay overnight at a classmate's house.

There was an expression on Kang Na's face like the sky was falling.

Her blue eyes were full of confusion, and she asked Fu Heihui in front of her, "Then what should I do when I sleep at night?"

Fu Heihui answered nonsense in a very ordinary way: "Lie on the bed and sleep."

Kang Na was so angry with his nonsense that her little tail cocked up, and she stomped her feet twice, "But I didn't sleep with Tsumiki."

Fu Heihui: "..."

He paused, his pretty eyebrows frowned, and his tone was flat, "I will always sleep alone in the end, you have to get used to it."

Only then did Kang Na know: "Even if I don't grow up, will I sleep alone in the future?"

Fu Heihui: "Yes."

Fu Heihui simply responded, shocking Kang Na as if struck by lightning. At night, she lay alone on the bed holding her demon warrior doll, unable to fall asleep after tossing and turning.

Because from the first night when she came here, she slept with Tsumiji, and she was used to sleeping with someone around her.

When she closes her eyes now, she always thinks of the feeling of sleeping alone before she came to Wutiao's house.

In the dry and dark cave, she curled up alone in the innermost part, no matter how much she waited, she couldn't wait for her father to come back.

She has always been alone.

Only loneliness and loneliness accompany her.

Connor opened her eyes instantly.

She was alone in the room, looking at the blank ceiling and blinking, wiping away the tears that came out of her eyes unconsciously.

She turned on her bedside lamp, lest loneliness and loneliness in the dark night would corrode her with a stronger force.

But even though he was on a warm bed, he still felt like he was still lying on a hard rock.

Kang Na turned over several times on the bed, first lying upright, then lying sideways, and then lying on her stomach.But no matter how she changed her sleeping position, she couldn't sleep.

She thought about what Enlighten said earlier that she would not sleep with her, so she hugged her curiously shaped demon warrior doll and went to knock on Fu Heihui's room next door.

"benefit."

Kang Na only called his name, after a few times, Fu Heihui, who was about to fall asleep, answered in a daze.

Kangna has sensitive ears, knowing that Fu Heihui was still lying on the bed and did not get up, she turned the doorknob to reveal a crack, she stuffed her doll in, and shook her doll while talking, letting the doll speak for herself, "Hui, I want to sleep with you tonight."

There was a long silence.

Like Gojo Wu, Fu Heihui said firmly, "No."

"why?"

Fu Heihui stopped talking.

Probably he didn't think of a suitable reason himself.

Kang Na's doll moved again, and seemed to be crying sadly, "You are the same as Wu, you both hate me, I will never play with you again."

Kang Na's words were a coquettish template that Gojo Satoru had long banned from using.

Fu Heihui knew that Kang Na would not go back easily, so he got out of bed and widened the door that Kang Na opened, so that Kang Na would not be able to speak for her with the self-deceiving doll.

The doll of the demon warrior has a strange shape, and the eyeballs are detachable. Kang Na just forced it into the door, so that the doll's eyeballs are now shaky.

Kang Na plugged the doll's eyeballs first, then looked at Fu Heihui, and said innocently, "I can't sleep alone."

She added, "I tried."

Fu Heihui looked down at the novelty doll Kang Na was holding, he knew that Kang Na was not afraid of the dark, but that Kang Na simply wanted someone to sleep with her next to her.

Fu Heihui took her hand and said, "Let's go find Wu."

Kang Na hid back and shook her head, "Wu said he would not accompany me."

Fu Heihui still held hands and walked towards the door of Gojo Wu's room, "I'll help you."

The author says:

When I was a child, my parents wanted me to sleep alone and I was always sad, but I was embarrassed to ask if my classmates slept with my parents.It turned out that it was the first day of junior high school, so I realized that there are still students in the class who sleep with their parents, but I don’t want to sleep with them anymore (sigh)

Gojo Satoru really has a grudge against Hana Yu.

In the Shibuya battle, Lehu balabala made a lot of taunts, and Hana didn't say a word by the side.

Gojo Satoru: I will kill you first. (referring to Hana Yu)

Hana Yu:? ? ?

Thanks to the shareholders who let Kang Na plant the orange tree

感谢在2022-02-1020:48:05~2022-02-1119:23:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Lan 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：佳佳、长安、檀月20瓶；不二的小娇妻≧﹏≦、漆黑之翼10瓶；一舟的漂泊、墨染、爱吃橘子的胖橘5瓶；催更大队2瓶；咸鱼不翻身、永不发光的星辰1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

◎Latest comments:

【I seem to have fallen asleep by myself since elementary school】

【Ah, me too.When I was a child, I was forbidden to sleep by myself, but I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't fall asleep, so I got up and secretly went to my parents' room to squeeze in between them to sleep. 】

【Wuuu but I really like Hana Yu, she is really gentle to nature】

【Hanayu comes on the stage and Huayu gets a lunch box?】

[I seem to have fallen asleep by myself in the third grade orz I thought it was all like this]

[I also slept with my mother until the sixth grade, and I still wanted to sleep together. If I didn't go to a boarding junior high school, I might still sleep together in junior high school. 】

[It was the same when I was a child, every time my mother watched me fall asleep in her own room, I would wake up in the middle of the night to look for her, and she would transport me back, the last time I fell asleep lying on the floor of my parents’ room (-_ -) My dad didn't see me stepping on me when he got out of bed, and then I got used to sleeping in my own room orz]

[Hana Yu didn't say anything, Gojo Satoru: Do you underestimate me?

Hana Yu:?Oh, dare I]

[I was shocked when I found out that my classmate was still sleeping with mom and dad when she was a freshman in high school]

[Probably snapdragon (orange)?In the ghost lamp (I'm sorry if I feel ky)]

【...People who started to sleep by themselves when they were four years old, they only cared about how to grab a big bed from their parents =)】

[Because Nobita and Big-Eared Tutu in the cartoons I watched when I was a child slept by themselves, so I was arguing to sleep by myself when I was very young, and then I really started to sleep by myself when I moved in the third grade of elementary school I have my own room, but before that, in the first grade or the second grade, I strongly demanded that I slept for a day or two. My parents were always worried that I might not be able to sleep or something. In fact, I didn’t I don’t have that tendon of fear, I sleep soundly, and I can chase after ghosts when I encounter ghosts in my dreams]

[Hanayu: Gojo Satoru, I***]

【What a miserable Hana Hahahahahahahahahaha】

[Fuck, Hua Yu actually received the lunch box like this, I died laughing. 】

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