The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

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Gojo Satoru really didn't lie.

He didn't feel any pain in the whole process of pulling out his wisdom teeth, and he didn't even get rid of the pain he suffered when he got rid of the super magic spirit.

After all, it is already the 21st century, and after An Xin took the anesthetic, she felt nothing at all. ?After pulling out the wisdom teeth, before the effect of anesthesia disappeared, he repaired the wound in the mouth with the reverse operation, which can be said to be painless in the true sense.

But it's not all about being happy all the time.

Six eyes, as eyes that can see more things than normal people, are envied by many people.But if you want to see a bunch of pliers and electric drills taking turns hitting your face at close range, then the six eyes will bring strong mental damage.

He couldn't wear glasses when his teeth were pulled, so Dr. Nakamura asked him to take off his sunglasses.

Gojo Satoru: ...

He actually made such a difficult request to him. He saw that Dr. Nakamura was wearing a mask, rubber gloves, and gold-rimmed glasses, the three elements of a gentle scum.

In daily life, Gojo Satoru rarely takes off his sunglasses except when he needs to be handsome.

Even if he closes his eyes, Six Eyes will continue to give him information feedback. For his own mental stability, he pointed to the bandage in the corner of the consulting room, "I don't need to wear sunglasses, but can you give me those for me?"

It was obviously a tooth extraction, but Gojo Satoru came out with bandages wrapped around his head as if he had just undergone brain surgery.

Hearing Kang Na's declaration that "Enlightenment is no longer Enlightenment", he thought that it is said that children can't remember faces, but can only remember the iconic objects on a person.

Couldn't he... In Kanna's eyes, he was just... a pair of sunglasses?

So Gojo Satoru unfastened the bandages covering his eyes, and put on the round-frame sunglasses again.

Kangna saw that Gojo Satoru was fine, and didn't open his eyes to emit X-rays like in the movie. After a false alarm, he felt a kind of joy of regaining it, and immediately hugged his waist tightly, becoming more clingy to him, I didn't want to run outside anymore.

But in Wujo Wu's eyes, it was Kang Na who didn't recognize him before, and only recognized himself because he put on sunglasses.

He, Wujo Wu, the strongest magician.

A man who changed the magic world at birth.

In Kanna's eyes, it was just a pair of sunglasses.

Gojo Satoru: ...

Feeling is the biggest blow since birth.

So he ruthlessly pulled out Kang Na who was hiding behind him, and asked her to accept the doctor's punishment.

The doctor put on a new pair of gloves, and wiped off Kangna's painful teeth, "It should be replaced. It's just that the child has deep roots like you, and may still need anesthesia later."

The doctor first applied a layer of icy cold stuff around Kang Na's sore teeth. Curious, Kang Na quickly licked off the layer of liquid medicine in front of Dr. Nakamura.

Dr. Nakamura: ...

"This is a topical anesthetic, don't take it indiscriminately."

Gojo Satoru bent his knuckles and tapped her chubby head, "Be good now."

Kang Na lay on the treatment bed, grabbed Wujo Wu's clothes by her side, and replied, "Okay."

As a result, after a lot of trouble, Kang Na's tooth was still not pulled out successfully.It's not that she is disobedient, but that the anesthetic has no effect on her at all.

Kang Na looked at Gojo Satoru innocently, expressing with wet eyes that she was well-behaved and did not play any pranks.

Gojo Satoru: ...

Gojo Satoru immediately thought of Kang Na's body several stories tall.

"How much is the dose injected?"

Dr. Nakamura looked at him quietly: "The dose can't be increased at will."

Gojo Satoru nodded, not because he agreed with the doctor's words, but because he thought that even if an anesthetic that could be injected by ten adult men was put on Kang Na, it might not work.

If he proposed to increase the dose of narcotics, the doctor might look at him suspiciously as a child abuser.

So how can Kang Na pull out her teeth without pain?

Wujo realized a meal.

Conjurers have ways of conjurers.

His domain is "Boundless Space", which can cause people's brains to shut down in a short period of time due to processing too much information.

If you use it on Kanna...

He can use Boundless Space, and before either of them know it, he goes and pulls out Connor's tooth.

Gojo Satoru turned his head and took a deep look at Kanna.

Kang Na looked at him with the eyes of a little white rabbit who didn't know anything.

Gojo Satoru instantly felt that his conscience was condemned, and he looked away.

Forget it.

The doctor suggested that Kangna wait for the teeth to loosen a little before coming back in a few days. At that time, the anesthetic may not be needed and she can be pulled out directly.So I prescribed some painkillers, and before leaving, I smiled and coaxed her to be brave and endure for a few more days.

Not long after returning home, Kang Na ate the painkillers like candy and ate up a box.

Gojo Satoru just went upstairs to recharge the battery and came back. When he came back, the three medicine boxes were all empty, and he couldn't help but fell silent for a while.

Although neither children nor adults can take medicine indiscriminately.

But Kang Na...she's a dragon...she should be fine, right?

Kang Na tugged Wujo Wu's clothes again, covering her mouth in aggrieved way, "It hurts."

...Looks like there's nothing wrong with it, the medicine has no effect on Kang Na at all.

Ordinary people will lose their appetite suddenly because of toothache.

However, because of Kang Na's rebellious psychology, the amount of food she ate increased instead of decreased. On the basis of the original massive amount, there was another level.

With the addition of a bunch of reverse buffs, Kang Na's appetite soared.

Compared with the past of not rejecting those who come and go, there is still a preference.Of course, although there are things she likes more, there is nothing she hates, even if she is given worms, she can still eat them.

As soon as Fu Heihui came home, she saw Kang Na sitting on a chair concentrating on breaking crab legs.

The hollow crab legs in front of her were already densely piled up like a mountain of bones.

Connor continued to struggle, straightening the red crab legs, like breaking a popsicle, then bent towards the middle with force, and snapped in two, leaving the head of the plump crab meat at one end, sucking it, the crab meat was like It came out automatically like jelly.

Sometimes Kang Na eats in a hurry, and even eats crab shells.

In fact, she ate the whole crab with the shell at first, but Gojo Satoru taught her to eat like this now.Since I had the experience of eating sweet potatoes last time, I knew that the skin should not be eaten, so I followed the human way of eating.

Without the spectacular "Mountain of Bones" next to it, there is no way to see how much she ate intuitively.

When Fu Heihui returned home, he wanted to go directly upstairs, but when he saw the bone mountain she ate, he was shocked.

Thinking that he wanted to eat it too, Kang Na handed him the crab legs that had already been broken and were almost in his mouth, and moved the rest towards her, "These are mine."

Fu Heihui: "..."

"I don't want it." Fu Heihui glanced at her bone mountain again, hesitant to speak.

Tsumiji saw that the two of them were standing still like a piece of wood, and there was a somewhat stalemate atmosphere, so she came over and took a look, "Ah, this crab has very long legs, which are different from the ones I saw in the supermarket before."

When Jin Meiji came, Fu Heihui felt that there was no need to argue with Kang Na, "Look at her."

I actually eat so much seafood when I have a toothache.

"Mr. Wu actually bought so many."

"How could anyone manipulate her like this."

The siblings, who had experienced the period of raising themselves, didn't feel anything when they first came to Wujo's house. When Kangna came, she realized that Wujo Satoru was really too casual.

"I want to eat." Kang Na seemed to understand the meaning, her voice was aggrieved, if it hadn't been banned by Gojo Satoru, she would still want to continue to use the previous coquettish template, but unfortunately she can only organize her own words now, "Everything in the sea is reconciliation Power, I rarely eat things from the sea."

Tsumiji didn't understand the new term: "Reconcile forces?"

Connor's movement of holding the crab leg in her hand became still, and it seemed that it was too early for her to explain.

"Then you can't eat so much seafood now, and eat it after your teeth are healed." Fu Heihui took out his mobile phone and wanted to search the Internet for the dangers of eating seafood during toothache.Let Kang Na learn to stop losses in time.

【Search results: There is no medical clinical proof that eating seafood during toothache will affect and aggravate symptoms. 】

Fu Heihui: ...

It was his turn to freeze.Holding another crab leg in his hand, it is exactly the same as Kang Na just now.

All right, it's all right.

He silently put his phone away, and planned to go upstairs to continue his homework, and he would practice spells at night.

Just about to turn around, I heard Tsumiji say in surprise: "Have all three buckets of ice cream been eaten?!"

It was only then that Fu Heihui noticed that in the corner, there were still three clean buckets of ice cream on the ground.

Because of Gojo Satoru's influence, Kang Na also likes sweets and ice cream.And Kanna eats a lot, Gojo Satoru simply bought a 4kg bucket of ice cream at home. In the past, Kangna could eat a bucket of ice cream while watching TV, and he could finish a bucket in half a day.

Kang Na blinked innocently, "Because it's delicious to eat with crabs."

"Crab with ice cream?"

"Yeah." Kang Na nodded, remembering something, and added, "There's bread!"

"The toast in the refrigerator was also eaten?"

"Ah."

...It seems that the food delivery person will be called again.

Kang Na took the broken crab meat as a cone holder and scraped a knife of vanilla ice cream on it, and distributed it to Tsumiki as if showing off, her eyes lit up and said: "Super-delicious!"

She drew a long ending sound on the word "Super", as if it would double the level of deliciousness.

Tsumiki knew that there was nothing bad in Kanna's eyes.But she would not refuse what Kang Na shared with excitement, so she took it with hesitation, took a small bite carefully, and said with a smile, "Mmm, it's delicious."

Fu Heihui on the side cast suspicious eyes.

Hearing these words, Kang Na swayed her calf in the air on the chair.Because this is her own way of eating, if it tastes good, it means that she is getting closer to humans.

In fact, Tsumiji felt that it already tasted like ice cream, and she couldn't taste the presence of crab meat at all.

Under Kangna's expectant gaze, she ate the crab eating method that Kangna created herself, and then stepped forward to touch Kangna's hand. It was wet, and it should be the juice that Kangna shed when eating crabs; it was cold, It's because she just ate a bucket of ice cream.

"Are you still hungry?"

Kang Na shook her head honestly, and said crisply: "I'm not hungry anymore."

Because of the difference between humans and dragons, they couldn't figure out the correct speed for a while, and they could only listen to Kang Na's own feedback on many things.

"Well, then put away the rest and save them for eating tomorrow."

"Okay." Kang Na responded quickly, but soon regretted it. She looked at Tsumiki with flattering eyes, "Can I eat the last one?"

"Yeah." After all, there is not much difference between one more or two, and it is better to let Kang Na eat and have fun.

Kang Na was greedy, and chose to swallow the last crab as much as possible, grabbing the whole crab and sending it to her mouth.

It was the first time for Tsumiji and Fu Heihui to see crabs eating crabs without their shells. They panicked and wanted to stop them, but Kang Na stopped in the middle of her bite.

She covered her mouth, her mouth was full of things, and her speech became more vague, but she could still hear what she said.

"The tooth fell out."

It seems that there is no need to be taken to the dental hospital anymore.

One week after the school is the campus open day.

On this day, the school is open to the parents of the students to visit the school. In addition to seeing the performance of the students in the school, they can also visit the cafeteria and see the sanitary conditions, etc. The main reason is that the school gives parents a hint of peace of mind that children are well taken care of in the school. That's fine, no problem.

Gojo Satoru himself had a big heart and never worried about these things, not to mention that it was not mandatory to participate, so he didn't plan to go.

Xia Youjie slowly exhaled the smoke from his mouth, and with a transparent filter, he said lightly: "There are 39 campus bullying incidents discovered in Japan, which means that for every 4521 students, there will be There are people who have been bullied on campus."

Gojo Satoru: "Huh?"

Added by Jiarui Nizi: "The discrimination caused by family factors accounted for 67%"

Gojo Satoru: "Huh?"

Seeing that he still didn't understand, Xia Youjie pinched the cigarette in his hand, and said mysteriously: "That is to say...it is very likely that because you are lazy this time, there is a 67% chance that the campus bullying will start. "

Gojo Satoru raised his chin and looked at him sideways, "Is it exaggerating? Don't think I don't know that you are just trying to scare me."

"The campus open day is similar to the parent meeting that is always on the move, and when the time comes, the school will also have to make superficial efforts, such as suddenly changing the schedule for the students with a lot of free activities, and letting the students do a talent show in advance Perform." Jiarui Nizi glanced at him, "Can you imagine that when a child is supposed to be commendable after working hard, the classmates around him ask who are her parents, and she says that no one at home is in the mood?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

"You should know that once a character in a TV series has the setting of 'there is no parent at the parent meeting', even if there is no campus bullying, the character's inner psychological state will definitely have problems."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Unable to refute.

"But I can't go!" Gojo Satoru was almost bluffed by the two of them just now, "There are three children in total, and everyone is not in the same class. I can't cut myself into three at the same time. show up?"

Even if it is him, it is impossible to become three Wujo Satoru at the same time to attend the parent meeting.

Xia Youjie: "Even if you have to chop, you need to chop twice to make three?"

"The point is not here." Gojo Satoru said, "Anyway, I can't go there."

"If you work hard, you can still participate at the same time." Jiarui Nitzi twirled his hair, "Because different classes, so the visit process will be different at that time, you can go to a class to show your face and run quickly Next."

"...Why does it sound like I'm dating three people at the same time and fell into the scum?"

Gojo Satoru put his hands in his pockets, tapped his heels, and swayed the chair he was sitting on back and forth like a tumbler.

"It's impossible for me to go anyway," he said.

dinner at night.

Kang Na excitedly shared with Tsumiki the performance prepared by her class.

Tsumiji: "Are you actually going to act in a drama? So serious, our class is just showing the paintings from the art class."

Kang Na nodded, and when she spoke, the two calves under the table unconsciously swayed together, with the same frequency as the tail behind her, "Xiao Ji plays the princess, and I play the dragon."

"Ji" means princess in Japanese, and Kanna...is a Dragon herself.

Act in your true colors.

Kang Na said again: "Jieyue plays the hero who rescues the princess!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

Barely count.

Kang Na turned her head and asked him with sparkling eyes, "Will Wu go?"

Gojo Goku paused for a while, and was silent for a while. He slowly swallowed the food in his mouth, put down his chopsticks, and said with a passionate smile on his face, "Go! Of course!"

"I've been looking forward to this day for a long time!" he said.

The author says:

Next time: Gojo Satoru Execution Day (bushi

Warm reminder: Follow the doctor's advice and don't take medicine indiscriminately.Don't overeat, it's not good for your health.

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I feel that many people have the experience of losing their teeth while eating.When I was a child, I ate Wangwang crushed ice, and a tooth came out while I was eating it, and I didn't feel any pain at all. (Ghost story: I didn't even find out which tooth was missing afterwards, and I'm still not sure if it was mine.)

Thanks to the shareholders (bushi) who let Gojo Satoru fall into the Shura field

感谢在2022-01-1409:39:38~2022-01-1517:49:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: weqi1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：Femnna52瓶；砰砰40瓶；伊御摘希23瓶；南俊?、深蓝20瓶；Joyce、白言、言子云、时雨、长乐10瓶；17497875、慕辞2瓶；永不发光的星辰、小小儿、夏妤婳、打分:-2、嗜甜的天然卷、蓝莓蛋挞1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

◎Latest comments:

[Remember Tang Monk’s Meat Latiao, I ate that stuff when I was a child, and I lost a tooth that was about to fall out.After the tooth fell out, wipe off the blood and then eat_(:з」∠)_]

[When I was a child, I also seemed to be eating and collapsing hhh]

[When I was a child, one of the lower front teeth was half loose. My mother took me to the dentist. The dentist took the two lower front teeth, two, and one that hadn’t started to loosen. Will never forget (.]

【Shirou and Shiki from Manual Art Fantasy Carnival hhhhh】

[Hahahahahahaha I really like the enlightenment in this article, the gentleness and childishness blend together]

【sprinkling flowers】

【I changed my teeth when I was a child. When I woke up in the morning, I found that the front teeth were gone. I couldn’t find them anywhere. My mother said that I might have eaten them. That’s why I was so scared at that time】

[When I was young, I didn’t know that I would lose my teeth. When I lost my teeth for the first time, I definitely felt that the sky was falling. After getting it off, I was stunned at that moment, and even felt very happy. Since then, the teeth have always been snapped off by hand, and then I don’t know that some teeth will not be replaced. I broke a tooth by mistake, and I have to get a dental implant when I grow up (don’t learn from me, it’s too stupid hhhhhh]

[When I changed my front teeth, they were not very shaken yet.That is, a slight shake.

In the end, my uncle lied to me, saying yes, just to see how good it was, and assured me again and again, I let him see it.

Then one force, I lost my tooth.At that time, there was a basin of water in front of me, which was bright red with my blood.I was crying there, and my family members were laughing happily.

I feel like I'll never forget it in my life.

I've come to see you with the nutrient solution in my arms, so hand over the manuscript depositor! ! ! 】

[I lost my teeth after eating Haoliyou when I was a child]

【Hahaha, I lost a tooth once eating persimmons】

【Ah, even though my deciduous teeth are only attached to a little bit of meat, I still don’t let them touch them. I insisted on not eating for a whole day. In the end, I couldn’t bear the hunger at night. The fried rice made by my mother was delicious, so I couldn’t resist taking a bite. Then...a tooth came out.The family laughed happily. 】

[The first tooth was when I brushed my teeth in the morning at my mother-in-law’s house, and found that the tooth was crooked. I was so scared that I thought it would be crooked in the future. I haven’t found it for a long time (???_??)】

[Help, help, the comment section looks so painful (shivering)

[I used to have two rows of incisors that were deformed. I heard from my mother that it would cost more than 2000 yuan to extract the teeth. I was so scared that I picked them every day and slept with my lower teeth at night. I slept with severe pain. Finally, one day in class, I broke them abruptly. I lost it, the severe pain is unbearable even in retrospect 20 years later, I really don’t know how I persisted when I was a child, maybe it was the fear of money? 】

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