The Diary of Raising a Dragon in Wutiao Family

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"Wu, happy birthday to you." A voice without emotion.

"Wow——! I'm so happy! I'm the happiest person in the world! I'm so happy to be one year older~yeah~" the voice was too pretentious.

"..."

The audience fell into a terrible silence for an instant.

Xia Youjie took off the mask on his head, "Your tone is too impersonating!"

"I can't help it! It's just acting!" Gojo Satoru put down the girl's prayer-like gesture of clasping his hands together, flicked his hands irritably, squatted on the ground, and rested his hands on the back of his neck helplessly, "I'm obviously still away from my birthday. One week, why act like you're having fun at a birthday party now!"

"It's not all because you went to follow him privately." Xia Youjie looked at him with deserved eyes, "If the surprise is known in advance, it will not be called a surprise."

A few of them are rehearsing "the surprise reaction when they suddenly know that a birthday party is held" as if they were preparing for a fire drill.

Gojo Satoru said that he couldn't act out Xia Youjie's face, so he made a few masks with names written on them and distributed them to those who rehearsed together.

Gojo Satoru turned his head and pointed to the other side who wore the name "Tsu Miki" on his head, but kept his head down playing with his mobile phone, "Glass, your acting is the most fake! Why are you smoking all the time, I can't stand Jin Miki will stand in front of me one day while ignoring me and still smoking!"

Jia Ruozi slowly exhaled the smoke expressionlessly, "Then I will replace it with a mask with the name 'Kangna' written on it."

"Konna isn't allowed either! I can't imagine Kangna smoking in front of me for the rest of my life!"

Wujo learn from the pain and learn from the pain.

"It must be because of the insufficient number of people. There are obviously three children in my family, and you can only play two of them, so I can't play well." He found this reason very convincing, and kept nodding while talking, "Yes, no Wrong, it must be like this, it is definitely not a problem with my acting skills."

Xia Youjie clicked his tongue, "Where do you want to get someone to accompany you to do such boring things?"

There is only one class in the fifth grade of the Magic College Tokyo School, and there are only three students in each class.

Now they are all in this classroom because of a temporary call.

"Do you want one too?"

The housekeeper gave Xia Youjie his slender lady's cigarette, and Xia Youjie took it to light it.

In an instant, in addition to birthday candles, the small space was also filled with cigarette smoke.

The "Fuhei siblings" all smoked in front of Wujo Wu.In front of the "bad siblings", Gojo Satoru, who is wearing a silly birthday hat on his head, looks more and more pitiful, helpless and well-behaved.

"..." Wujo Wu couldn't bear to look directly at him, "If the two of them really become like this in the future, I will definitely be thrown into the mountains by them in the future."

The classroom door opened, and another person pushed in.

"How many times have I told you two! Don't smoke in the classroom!" After finishing his lesson, Ye Mo Zhengdao, the homeroom teacher, turned around and saw the birthday hat on Wujo Wujo's head, his stern tone eased, "Wu, is it your birthday? "

He nodded calmly and said, "Happy birthday."

Xia Youjie and Jia Ruozi both looked at each other.

In the eyes of the two of them, it was written in unison: Actor No. 3 is here.

Jiarui Zizi picked up the mask with the name "Kang Na" and sincerely handed it to the nearly 40-year-old, unshaven, strong physique, and divorced class teacher whose marital status has been so vicissitudes.

Gojo Satoru: "Ahh! Stop it! I don't want to see the face of Noctua moth in Kangna's mind in the future!"

……

At the end of the rehearsal for the surprise reaction, Iiri Koko, wearing a "Kangna" mask, put down the wine glass in his hand and commented on Gojo Satoru: "Although your exaggerated performance is like a children's show host who just debuted and worked too hard, I want to Thinking about your usual personality, you can barely qualify."

Gojo Satoru: "You are the most unqualified! Put down the wine glass in your hand! Kang Na can't drink."

Noctua, wearing the mask of "Fu Hei Hui", turned his head to stare at Nitzi, "Did you take me seriously as a teacher?"

"No, because I didn't regard you as a teacher." Jia Ruozi said, "Noctua Moth, are you the principal now? You can no longer teach students."

"Isn't that meant to be more respectful?"

"No, I respect you very much." Jiarui Yanzi drank the remaining wine in the glass like a drink, and said casually, as if talking about the weather, "I have already decided that I will stay after graduation. in school."

"Repeat the grade?" Gojo Goto was speechless, "It's so embarrassing."

Xia Youjie, who took off the "Jin Meiji" mask, mercilessly knocked Gojo Wu on the head, "You didn't repeat a grade, so it's impossible for Glass."

Jia Ruozi nodded: "I will stay in the school as the school's exclusive doctor in the future."

The answer was too serious, and no one spoke for a while.

Jia Ruozi's tone was flat: "There are very few people who can use the reversal technique to heal others, so I want to stay."

After a long silence, Gojo Wu pointed at Xia Youjie, "Jie told me before that he wants to be a preschool teacher in the future."

"You are the one who said that!"

"I do not have!"

The last rehearsal, "Surprise Reaction," ends with a discussion about the future.

Gojo Satoru deliberately went home a little later today, so as not to come back too early, and they were still making preparations.He stood at the door, feeling that there was no sound inside the door, stretched his hand out of his pocket, and pushed the door open.

The room was originally pitch black, but as soon as he opened the door, it instantly became brighter.

Just like during the rehearsal, he covered his mouth with his hands, his eyes widened exaggeratedly in surprise, and he staggered back two steps, "Wow~ what happened? I was so scared that I wanted to cry."

After turning on the lights, you can see the changes in the interior decoration. The small bunting that was usually hung on the ceiling is rolled up on the stair railing and some decorations.It's possible that they can only be placed on top of these things because they are not tall enough.A lot of balloons have been prepared, but hydrogen gas is too dangerous for children to use, so a bunch of inflated balloons are piled up on the stairs, sofas and the ground. Although rough and childish, every part reveals hard work.

Gojo Satoru was taken aback.

The scene in front of him was obviously expected, and he had already rehearsed it several times in his heart, but seeing the changes in his home, his head seemed to be attacked by an invisible spell, and he couldn't help feeling a little dazed.

Kang Na jumped out from behind the door and threw the ribbon in her hand upward, "Happy birthday!"

Among the colorful ribbons, Gojo Satoru replied in a daze, "Yes."

At this moment, he completely forgot how he had rehearsed so many times before, and he also forgot the tone of being described as a children's program host, and the reaction he gave was somewhat restrained and slightly flat.

Kang Na took Gojo Satoru's hand, bounced to the front of the prepared cake.

Tsumiji and Fugurohui have already arranged the cake. At first glance, it looks like a rough homemade cake. The cream on the surface is not smooth. Although there are skittles sprinkled on it to cover it up, the traces of the spatula can still be clearly seen.Beside the cake, there are three plates of fried chicken nuggets piled up as high as a mountain in different shades.

Gojo Satoru did not appear to be noisy like usual at all, he seemed to be a different person at this time, he was squeezed in front of this small table with Kanna holding hands, and Kanna told him to sit down, he was slow to react to sit down.

As a result, the table was not high enough, so he crossed his long legs and pushed the table to the air with his knees, while the others hurriedly helped up the hard-won things.

A mountain of fried chicken nuggets fell out of the plate, and he picked up the fallen fried chicken nuggets, "Did you fry them?"

"Because the cake wasn't ready, I want to try to make up for it in other ways." Tsumiji's voice was a little shy.

Kang Na excitedly said: "Hui fried the most, because Xiaobai stole a lot!"

Fu Heihui: "I told you not to name the jade dog without permission. And it's because you eat a lot that you prepare so many."

Kang Na was not convinced, "I also help!"

Gojo Satoru asked her, "Aren't you afraid of being bombed?"

"I have protective gloves and a gas mask from last time I made candles, so it's no problem."

He laughed, "Who would wear these two things for fried chicken nuggets?"

But he bought these two exaggerated things.

Kang Na put the crown made of colored paper on him crookedly, but it immediately fell off again, Gojo Satoru immediately reached out to help straighten it up.

Gojo Satoru himself has a boyish face full of youthfulness. At this time, he is wearing a rough and naive birthday crown hat, and he looks like a big child among a bunch of children.Kang Na asked him with anticipation in his eyes: "Do you want to make a wish? Hui said you can make a wish on your birthday!"

Under the gazes of the three children, he raised a hand to block the scorching sight.Then, feeling that this action was too deliberate, he turned halfway, ate the fried chicken nuggets that had just fallen out in a disguised manner, and said, "Ah, it's still raw."

Tsumiji covered her mouth, "Huh? I obviously cooked according to the time written in the book and watched the timer."

"But after Xiaobai ate it secretly, the first batch and the second batch of fried chicken nuggets were mixed together."

"Don't blame the jade dog." Fu Heihui defended the jade dog, "You also stole food at that time, I saw it."

While the three were in a hurry, someone suddenly laughed, and then the voice became louder and louder.

The three of them stopped immediately and looked at Gojo Satoru together.

Gojo Satoru leaned back, his voice returned to his usual rambling, and he said, "I've thought about my birthday wish."

"What is it?"

"can not say."

Wujo Wuqu raised one leg, put his hands on his knees, and said with a smile: "Maybe you will know later."

That night.

Xia Youjie put on the blindfold before going to bed, and put his hands straight on his sides as if lying in a coffin. His sleep quality is not good, and he has to work a lot every time he wants to sleep.He had done all the preparations, but was woken up by a message from his mobile phone.

He struggled for a long time, and finally got up irritably to look at the culprit.

【Wujo Satoru: I want to be a teacher. 】

Xia Youjie: "..."

Gojo Satoru... Do you really want to be a preschool teacher in the future? !

After a happy birthday party, Kang Na encountered the most serious problem since school.

The Chinese teacher discovered that Kang Na could write words composed of katakana and hiragana, and even some Chinese characters.But I can't write fifty syllables silently.This shows that, in Kanna's eyes, each word in Japanese is a separate column, and it is not a coherent thing.It's like learning English, she can memorize words, but she doesn't know the 26 English letters.

Teacher Takano, who taught Chinese, was shocked. She had never encountered such a student in all these years of teaching.

What's even more amazing is that the gap between Kang Na's reading and writing skills is simply heaven and earth.

Kanna can read some uncommon Chinese characters that high school students don't necessarily know.But her writing is confusing, her level fluctuates up and down, very erratic.

"I want to ask, how did your family teach you to write in the first place?"

How did this basic common sense go wrong?If it weren't for Connor being smarter, wouldn't she be able to spell by now.

Connor: "Watch TV."

When she first came to Japan, the place where she saw the most words was on TV.She can understand words by magic, but she can't write, because if she wants to understand human beings, she must start with language learning. When she is alone at home, she will hold a pen and trace the words she often sees.

The so-called words are similar to "pictures" in her eyes.One meaning, corresponding to a pattern, rather than writing, it is better to say that she just extracted the picture in her mind and engraved it on it.

Takano-sensei rubbed his temples with some headaches, "So...except for school, no one taught you how to write?"

Kanna seemed to feel the seriousness of the matter from Takano-sensei's expression.

She felt as if she had done something wrong and shook her head.

"This is a fundamental educational issue." Mr. Takano felt that the communication with Kang Na was fruitless, so he said, "It seems that your parents are going to be called here."

Connor shuddered for a moment.

When she first started school, she was very excited about calling her parents, because she thought she could call Gojo Satoru to play with her.But later she learned from Goto Hime that calling her parents didn't seem to be a good thing.

Although I don't know what happened, it seems that it will "cause trouble" to the parents.

So, once the foreign parents are called, will the curse of "trouble" appear on them?

Kangna doesn't want Wujou to get cursed more, but she has to listen to what the teacher says... If she doesn't listen, then she is also a bad child in this world, and Kamen Rider will not give gifts after that.

Kang Na wanted to come and go, but finally ran upstairs quickly with her short legs, and pulled a person down.

Not long after, Teacher Takano saw that Kang Na pulled a girl over as if she had found a savior.

"Kangna." Takano-sensei sighed deeply, "I asked you to call your parents over, why did you bring Fukurotsu Miki from Class 2, Class 1 here!"

Kanna blinked, remembering that Kudo Shinichi had explained the definition of parent to her before, she said seriously: "Because she is a family member, Tsumiki looks older than me."

So Tsumiki is also her parent!

She will not be cursed, and she has fulfilled the teacher's request. She is still a good child!

Takano-sensei told the dazed Tsumiji to go back first. She returned to her seat and looked at Kang Na who lowered her head. She was afraid of scaring a child of her age, and said softly, "Kang Na, this is the relationship between the teacher and the parents." No matter how fierce the family members are or how bad their attitude is, it is also the responsibility of the teacher. The teacher is not afraid, so Kang Na should not be afraid either, okay?"

Connor nodded obediently.

Teacher Takano saw the back of Kang Na running out stepping on the little red shoes, thinking that she finally understood the meaning.

As a result, after a while, Kang Na came back with a boy of the same age.

Takano-sensei's originally relieved expression froze.

"Although Hui looks fierce." Kang Nanuo comforted Mr. Takano, "But he is a good person, teacher, don't be afraid."

Fu Heihui with a blank face: "..."

Takano-sensei: I'm numb.

Teacher Takano sighed, forget it, and looked for the contact information of the parents by himself, so he turned around and rummaged through the class address book at the desk.

As soon as she took out the address book, she saw the door of the office and a silver-haired boy who looked like a model walked in. He was so shiny that he seemed to be the focus wherever he went, and it was hard not to be noticed at first sight. he.

Takano-sensei retracted, opened the address book, and looked for Kang Na's name.

The other teachers in the office stood up in a daze, a little in disbelief, "You... are the parents of classmate Fu Heihui?"

"Well, it's me, what's the matter?" The silver-haired boy replied.

Takano-sensei found the parent's contact number written next to Kang Na in Wutiao, and she dialed the number, only to notice that Kang Na had been staring closely at the silver-haired boy who came in.

At the same time that Takano-sensei dialed the phone, the silver-haired boy's cell phone rang in the same room.

Takano-sensei just watched the silver-haired boy answer the phone, "What's the matter?"

Takano-sensei glanced at Kang Na, and then at Fu Heihui who was pulled by Kang Na.

"Excuse me... are you the parent of Gojo Kanna?"

"Yes, it's me." Gojo Satoru's voice came from the receiver and beside him.

The teachers of Fushigurohui's class and Gojo Kanna's class looked at each other at the same time.

The author says:

Enter v in the next chapter, and the [-]D update will drop, thank you for your support.

Although today's Kangna-chan can't silent fifty-sound, under the guidance of our Wutiao teacher, he even learned the C language in the end (it's true)

Thank you to the shareholders who helped Kangna hold the birthday party together

感谢在2022-01-1220:32:11~2022-01-1320:26:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Peach Blossom Song Fan Bodifeng; Quan Nana, you are a little star, don’t stay up late! ! 10 bottles; Mo 3 bottles; Wo Xing Qiye, Xia Yuhua 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

◎Latest comments:

【Moving and funny mixed hahahahahahahaha】

[C language is a national curse, cao (serious.jpg)]

【Sure enough, Wu is silent when he is moved】

It’s so good, so heartwarming. Jinjiang Lake is thousands of feet deep, and it’s not as good as landmines hitting you~]

[Laughing, help, help, help is really too cute, hahaha]

【Megumi is also called a parent hahaha】

[After drinking this bottle of nutrient solution, we will fight another [-] tomorrow! 】

【cute! 】

[Damn it, can Kangna-chan teach me Python (crying)]

【come on】

【Ah, ah, Kanna is so cute】

【It’s a good read, I haven’t read the original, but I think it’s very interesting】

【Big cheer】

【So warm】

[Although, summer oil does not smoke]

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