QAQ live room
Chapter 4 Because the fans were all knifed
Taking a detour and walking through two rows of alleys full of houses, Shan Zeyu regretfully found that the door of the room he passed could not be opened. According to the task requirements of the system when he first came to the world, he believed that the players themselves could Choose to change rooms.It's just that he probably wasn't so lucky.
Shan Zeyu brought twenty tomatoes, five apples and two bricks today.He didn't plan to use the apples, he was going to save them first, and the remaining tomatoes could increase his stamina by 60.
After waking up this morning, his stamina has been fully charged, and with the food he brought, he can walk up to 4000 steps.
Shan Zeyu didn't bring any other tools except the bricks, of course it was because there was nothing else in the room.Even the firewood was used to fill the door panels.
The half kitchen knife is not lethal enough. Not only is it useless, it also exposes the truth that he has no hole cards, which is very tasteless.
It's been a day since the game, there were few people in the village yesterday, and Shan Zeyu didn't see other players except the newcomer next door.Walking through the old alley early this morning, he was wary of other players who might appear suddenly.
"Admit defeat, brother! After fighting for so long, don't you have any idea of the strength of the two of us?"
"Everyone is good, brother, why should I admit defeat?"
"Pfft." Passing the corner, Shan Zeyu was about to step out when he heard a muffled laugh, put his feet back, and leaned against the corner wall to listen to the people outside.
"How much do you think the fisherman can get?" Shan Zeyu ran into the virtual live broadcast room, joking with the fans who had been laughing at his bad luck just now.
The opportunity is right around the corner.
["Can't get any of them!"
"I was also chopped off."
"Don't float away, come down! You don't see that everyone has weapons, what about you? You only have tomatoes. Do you think you are playing Landlords?!"
"Hurry up, I'm waiting until the flowers are gone."]
Shan Zeyu: ...
"Tsk," Shan Zeyu clicked his tongue, not wanting to talk to his fans anymore.
"I still have two bricks, you are not as good as the cutie next door to me."
The fans in the live broadcast room laughed: [Bah! ]
"I said that your kitchen knife has no advantage over my hatchet, and I'm too lazy to waste energy. Drop the things in your bag, and you can leave the food and run." The standing speaker was wearing muddy clothes, hands Holding a hatchet as long as an arm in his hand, his calm demeanor made him look like a serious villager.
Shan Zeyu and the fans complained, thanks to the fact that no one set requirements for the game.
There was another sound of swords clashing.When I looked at it again, there was already a fight outside, and I took turns several times, moving around and firing swords, not quite like everyone but a bit like boxing.
The pose is a bit funny, and the lethality is not too high.
Shan Zeyu stood here and looked out. There were two people, one with a hatchet and the other with a kitchen knife.
"Which weapon do you like?" Shan Zeyu's eyes lit up, switching between a kitchen knife and a hatchet, as if he was choosing which one to grab later.
"Sa."
The hatchet slashed across the clothes, the cuts left bloodstains on the skin, the blood bloomed, and the old clothes were stained dark.
The person holding the hatchet looked at the damage he had dealt with satisfaction, and raised the knife to prepare for the second blow.
The owner of the kitchen knife frowned in annoyance, but did not back down. His eyes fell on the owner of the hatchet for a while looking for flaws. Finally, his eyes stayed on the opponent's long weapon for a while, and rushed up with the kitchen knife as if giving up, biting Even if it is dangerous, Ya will cut a knife on the hatchet.
This time he succeeded.
The injured hatchet owner hurriedly distanced himself.After jumping out of the attack range of the kitchen knife, don't get close.
["This kitchen knife is not bad, it's really sharp."
"The hatchet is useless, the hatchet is afraid."
"This game is like this, whoever is afraid of losing. Don't be cowardly, just do it!"]
"Why didn't I see the blood bar?" Shan Zeyu wondered, "The damage from kitchen knives and hatchets can no longer be seen."
["What's the difference if they're both knives? When things don't work out, it's the same."]
Shan Zeyu shook his head, "Stupid, what's the value of different weapons in the game?"
Lamenting the stupidity of the fans, Shan Zeyu squatted beside him and ordered "Dao Da Da Da Dao" in the live broadcast room.
It was heard that the fans in the live broadcast room lost slippers all over the room.
["Gone with the wind, you Fight the Landlords player!"]
Shan Zeyu: "..."
The two people outside were still tugging back and forth, seeing that the speed gradually slowed down, and finally stood on both sides of the confrontation, and no one moved. Shan Zeyu took out a brick from his bag and shook it.
"If we stop first, we will all die if we chop again!" the owner of the kitchen knife said, and he raised his head and glanced upwards.
Although it was quickly withdrawn, Shan Zeyu still noticed it.
He looked up at the number bar where he had only one physical strength, hissed: "Oh——"
Shan Zeyu chuckled, "It turns out that the blood bar appears only after holding such a weapon."
["Wouldn't it be invincible to use a weapon that doesn't show blood bars as a tool?"
"It makes sense!"]
The audience in the live broadcast room had a flash of inspiration and urged Shan Zeyu, ["Hurry up! Don't watch it, go over and try it, what are you talking about? Go straight to it!"]
"Invincible without a blood bar?" Shan Zeyu said with a half-smile, "Wouldn't it be possible to live forever if you don't know your age?"
The fans calmed down, ["I don't believe it, you are just cowardly, otherwise what would you say would happen?"]
"Of course he died out of nowhere." Shan Zeyu turned his head, calmed down and stared outside.
Without a health bar, damage cannot be calculated, and strategies cannot be customized.Shan Zeyu lowered his head and wondered: "Why don't developers like bricks? They are directly excluded from weapons, how practical."
["Don't even think about it, this game script was written by the same person you smashed the entire escape game with a brick before."
"It would be nice to leave you a brick, you still want to spend it."]
"Ah." Shan Zeyu remained expressionless, "Is that also my fault?"
While Shan Zeyu was chatting, the two Dao Lang's bloody special effects outside the corner were desperately released, and in the eyes of Shan Zeyu and the fans, they were all mosaiced, and the fans had to squat with Shan Zeyu while complaining. Next to it, I watched the walking mosaic for nearly 10 minutes.
After 10 minutes, the people outside were almost finished beating. Both of them were covered with paint, and their clothes were worn out, hanging on their bodies in a state of embarrassment, as if they would fall to the ground if they moved a few more times.
But the two still didn't want to give up.Keep your eyes on the opponent to guard against the opponent's actions.The knife was waved in front of him in demonstration. Both of them were moving, but neither of them really stepped forward.
["These two are still moving? If you don't move, you go!"] The fans who watched for a long time in the live broadcast room became impatient.Urging Shan Zeyu to give each of them a brick.
"You guys are really impatient." Shan Zeyu sighed, "It's better to guess if they didn't move because they didn't have enough stamina or blood volume."
The knives on both sides swung in protest, but they all stopped tacitly.
Shan Zeyu looked up at the time, and the numbers on the blue screen that symbolized the time beat regularly. When 2 minutes passed, he said, "This is not easy, let me think about it."
He said that it was difficult to handle, so he stood up, and let the fans in the live broadcast room yell and ask questions. Shan Zeyu didn't explain, put the brick in his hand into the frame and hugged it to his chest, and walked out .
["Wait! What are you doing?"
"You know again? What do you know?"
"As a villain, can you be more verbose?"]
"Okay, long-winded." While responding to the fans in the live broadcast room, Shan Zeyu walked out generously, and under the panicked eyes of the two, he took out a brick from the frame and threw it at it without even looking at it.
The two who were originally confronting each other were caught off guard by the sudden attack, jumped away in fright, and looked warily at Shan Zeyu who appeared suddenly.
["You can't even throw a tm brick, what a fart, I haven't seen you for a few days!"
"Just two bricks, you still have nothing to do, are you a novice?"]
"If you can't hit it, you look like a real brick."
Shan Zeyu snatched up fans while he was busy, and in the game, he took out another one from the frame with a chuckle and held it in his hand, with an arrogant posture and a casual look, "Hey, good day, guys, I've been watching you for a long time, what's the matter?" Don't fight anymore, is it because you don't have enough physical strength?"
Two people: ...
"When did you tm come here?!" The two sword masters looked at each other, and finally raised their swords together to face Shan Zeyu who was standing a few meters away.
"It doesn't matter, I have enough physical strength and many weapons. But you must not have enough."
"Who said that?" The person holding the kitchen knife said unconvinced.
"Count it out." Shan Zeyu chuckled, taking steady steps, holding the bricks casually in his hand, approaching the two of them unhurriedly, seeing the two retreating, he deliberately reminded, "I just squatted there bored Counting at the side, you have consumed no less than 20 points of stamina, so hesitant now, I am afraid that the house is not close. Let me tell you some good news, the doors of the houses near here cannot be opened."
With one sentence, Shan Zeyu cut off the chances of the two, put the frame on his back in front of his body, and casually took out an apple from it with his left hand.
In the eyes of the two, he raised his hand and took a bite. He was still holding the brick in his right hand and threw it up casually, as if he didn't care whether he could hit it or not.
The owner of the knife followed Brick up and down with his eyes, obviously hesitating.
How much damage do bricks do?How many bricks does this person have?
"My fans don't want me to end it so quickly, how about this, I will kill one of you two, and I will give him an apple, and an apple will add 5 points of stamina, and it can almost send you back home."
"We know that Apple adds 5 points?" The kitchen knife stared at it.
"Ah..." Shan Zeyu made a thoughtful expression, and then said, "That can't be helped, babies, I'll kill them all."
After speaking, he raised the brick.
Seeing that Zhuanhao was about to make a move, Hatchet waved his hands in a panic, "Stop, stop! Kill him. I can give you the weapon, and you let me go back."
"Bah!" Unconvinced, the kitchen knife master simply threw the weapon towards Shan Zeyu and shouted, "Here you are!"
While Shan Zeyu was dodging, the kitchen knife master turned around and ran away quickly.
The moment he received the kitchen knife, a red blood line appeared in Shan Zeyu's attribute column.
but……
"Why is my blood line 98?"
Shan Zeyu, who got the kitchen knife, thought about it, and ran towards the hatchet hand.The wind brushed past his ears, and the applause in the live broadcast room became the background music.
Shan Zeyu, who hadn't fought for a long time, followed with brisk steps.
Realizing that the situation was not good, Hatchet turned around and ran, got out of the alley, and circled the winding road when he came, but failed to shake off the people behind him.
With a "snap", this time the brick hit the red heart.
The hatchetman fell to the ground, and hearing footsteps approaching, he raised his hand in surrender.
"Brother, Brother Shan, I'm your fan, I'll turn in the weapons, so don't kill me this time. I'm on your team, and I'll give you all the good things next time. Brother!"
"How do you know who I am?" Shan Zeyu asked with interest.
"Because Brother Shan only calls fans baby every time he cheats fans and makes them blame them."
["It's true, my own, let me go."] The fans all sympathized with this old man, just like they sympathized with themselves when they formed a team with Shan Zeyu.
"Then put it down." Shan Zeyu nodded, fiddling with the kitchen knife in his hand.
"Okay, okay." The hatchet master put down the hatchet.
With a "swipe", the blood line pulled away from the neck, and the familiar mosaic came again.Without hesitation, Shan Zeyu went under the knife to destroy the hatchet hand.
The hatchet fell to the ground, and several tomatoes and an apple jumped out beside the corpse.
Shan Zeyu stuffed the food and hatchet into his box with satisfaction.
["??? Are you a human? A dog thief!"]
Shan Zeyu stood up, patted the clothes that were not stained with dust, "It's so stupid. My fans have always wanted to kill me, and no one really teamed up with me."
["Nmd, why don't you even think about it?! Because fans get stabbed by you every time! Bastard!"]
"...Ah," Shan Zeyu raised his head, "Really?"
"You must be delusional."
Shan Zeyu smiled and left.
Shan Zeyu brought twenty tomatoes, five apples and two bricks today.He didn't plan to use the apples, he was going to save them first, and the remaining tomatoes could increase his stamina by 60.
After waking up this morning, his stamina has been fully charged, and with the food he brought, he can walk up to 4000 steps.
Shan Zeyu didn't bring any other tools except the bricks, of course it was because there was nothing else in the room.Even the firewood was used to fill the door panels.
The half kitchen knife is not lethal enough. Not only is it useless, it also exposes the truth that he has no hole cards, which is very tasteless.
It's been a day since the game, there were few people in the village yesterday, and Shan Zeyu didn't see other players except the newcomer next door.Walking through the old alley early this morning, he was wary of other players who might appear suddenly.
"Admit defeat, brother! After fighting for so long, don't you have any idea of the strength of the two of us?"
"Everyone is good, brother, why should I admit defeat?"
"Pfft." Passing the corner, Shan Zeyu was about to step out when he heard a muffled laugh, put his feet back, and leaned against the corner wall to listen to the people outside.
"How much do you think the fisherman can get?" Shan Zeyu ran into the virtual live broadcast room, joking with the fans who had been laughing at his bad luck just now.
The opportunity is right around the corner.
["Can't get any of them!"
"I was also chopped off."
"Don't float away, come down! You don't see that everyone has weapons, what about you? You only have tomatoes. Do you think you are playing Landlords?!"
"Hurry up, I'm waiting until the flowers are gone."]
Shan Zeyu: ...
"Tsk," Shan Zeyu clicked his tongue, not wanting to talk to his fans anymore.
"I still have two bricks, you are not as good as the cutie next door to me."
The fans in the live broadcast room laughed: [Bah! ]
"I said that your kitchen knife has no advantage over my hatchet, and I'm too lazy to waste energy. Drop the things in your bag, and you can leave the food and run." The standing speaker was wearing muddy clothes, hands Holding a hatchet as long as an arm in his hand, his calm demeanor made him look like a serious villager.
Shan Zeyu and the fans complained, thanks to the fact that no one set requirements for the game.
There was another sound of swords clashing.When I looked at it again, there was already a fight outside, and I took turns several times, moving around and firing swords, not quite like everyone but a bit like boxing.
The pose is a bit funny, and the lethality is not too high.
Shan Zeyu stood here and looked out. There were two people, one with a hatchet and the other with a kitchen knife.
"Which weapon do you like?" Shan Zeyu's eyes lit up, switching between a kitchen knife and a hatchet, as if he was choosing which one to grab later.
"Sa."
The hatchet slashed across the clothes, the cuts left bloodstains on the skin, the blood bloomed, and the old clothes were stained dark.
The person holding the hatchet looked at the damage he had dealt with satisfaction, and raised the knife to prepare for the second blow.
The owner of the kitchen knife frowned in annoyance, but did not back down. His eyes fell on the owner of the hatchet for a while looking for flaws. Finally, his eyes stayed on the opponent's long weapon for a while, and rushed up with the kitchen knife as if giving up, biting Even if it is dangerous, Ya will cut a knife on the hatchet.
This time he succeeded.
The injured hatchet owner hurriedly distanced himself.After jumping out of the attack range of the kitchen knife, don't get close.
["This kitchen knife is not bad, it's really sharp."
"The hatchet is useless, the hatchet is afraid."
"This game is like this, whoever is afraid of losing. Don't be cowardly, just do it!"]
"Why didn't I see the blood bar?" Shan Zeyu wondered, "The damage from kitchen knives and hatchets can no longer be seen."
["What's the difference if they're both knives? When things don't work out, it's the same."]
Shan Zeyu shook his head, "Stupid, what's the value of different weapons in the game?"
Lamenting the stupidity of the fans, Shan Zeyu squatted beside him and ordered "Dao Da Da Da Dao" in the live broadcast room.
It was heard that the fans in the live broadcast room lost slippers all over the room.
["Gone with the wind, you Fight the Landlords player!"]
Shan Zeyu: "..."
The two people outside were still tugging back and forth, seeing that the speed gradually slowed down, and finally stood on both sides of the confrontation, and no one moved. Shan Zeyu took out a brick from his bag and shook it.
"If we stop first, we will all die if we chop again!" the owner of the kitchen knife said, and he raised his head and glanced upwards.
Although it was quickly withdrawn, Shan Zeyu still noticed it.
He looked up at the number bar where he had only one physical strength, hissed: "Oh——"
Shan Zeyu chuckled, "It turns out that the blood bar appears only after holding such a weapon."
["Wouldn't it be invincible to use a weapon that doesn't show blood bars as a tool?"
"It makes sense!"]
The audience in the live broadcast room had a flash of inspiration and urged Shan Zeyu, ["Hurry up! Don't watch it, go over and try it, what are you talking about? Go straight to it!"]
"Invincible without a blood bar?" Shan Zeyu said with a half-smile, "Wouldn't it be possible to live forever if you don't know your age?"
The fans calmed down, ["I don't believe it, you are just cowardly, otherwise what would you say would happen?"]
"Of course he died out of nowhere." Shan Zeyu turned his head, calmed down and stared outside.
Without a health bar, damage cannot be calculated, and strategies cannot be customized.Shan Zeyu lowered his head and wondered: "Why don't developers like bricks? They are directly excluded from weapons, how practical."
["Don't even think about it, this game script was written by the same person you smashed the entire escape game with a brick before."
"It would be nice to leave you a brick, you still want to spend it."]
"Ah." Shan Zeyu remained expressionless, "Is that also my fault?"
While Shan Zeyu was chatting, the two Dao Lang's bloody special effects outside the corner were desperately released, and in the eyes of Shan Zeyu and the fans, they were all mosaiced, and the fans had to squat with Shan Zeyu while complaining. Next to it, I watched the walking mosaic for nearly 10 minutes.
After 10 minutes, the people outside were almost finished beating. Both of them were covered with paint, and their clothes were worn out, hanging on their bodies in a state of embarrassment, as if they would fall to the ground if they moved a few more times.
But the two still didn't want to give up.Keep your eyes on the opponent to guard against the opponent's actions.The knife was waved in front of him in demonstration. Both of them were moving, but neither of them really stepped forward.
["These two are still moving? If you don't move, you go!"] The fans who watched for a long time in the live broadcast room became impatient.Urging Shan Zeyu to give each of them a brick.
"You guys are really impatient." Shan Zeyu sighed, "It's better to guess if they didn't move because they didn't have enough stamina or blood volume."
The knives on both sides swung in protest, but they all stopped tacitly.
Shan Zeyu looked up at the time, and the numbers on the blue screen that symbolized the time beat regularly. When 2 minutes passed, he said, "This is not easy, let me think about it."
He said that it was difficult to handle, so he stood up, and let the fans in the live broadcast room yell and ask questions. Shan Zeyu didn't explain, put the brick in his hand into the frame and hugged it to his chest, and walked out .
["Wait! What are you doing?"
"You know again? What do you know?"
"As a villain, can you be more verbose?"]
"Okay, long-winded." While responding to the fans in the live broadcast room, Shan Zeyu walked out generously, and under the panicked eyes of the two, he took out a brick from the frame and threw it at it without even looking at it.
The two who were originally confronting each other were caught off guard by the sudden attack, jumped away in fright, and looked warily at Shan Zeyu who appeared suddenly.
["You can't even throw a tm brick, what a fart, I haven't seen you for a few days!"
"Just two bricks, you still have nothing to do, are you a novice?"]
"If you can't hit it, you look like a real brick."
Shan Zeyu snatched up fans while he was busy, and in the game, he took out another one from the frame with a chuckle and held it in his hand, with an arrogant posture and a casual look, "Hey, good day, guys, I've been watching you for a long time, what's the matter?" Don't fight anymore, is it because you don't have enough physical strength?"
Two people: ...
"When did you tm come here?!" The two sword masters looked at each other, and finally raised their swords together to face Shan Zeyu who was standing a few meters away.
"It doesn't matter, I have enough physical strength and many weapons. But you must not have enough."
"Who said that?" The person holding the kitchen knife said unconvinced.
"Count it out." Shan Zeyu chuckled, taking steady steps, holding the bricks casually in his hand, approaching the two of them unhurriedly, seeing the two retreating, he deliberately reminded, "I just squatted there bored Counting at the side, you have consumed no less than 20 points of stamina, so hesitant now, I am afraid that the house is not close. Let me tell you some good news, the doors of the houses near here cannot be opened."
With one sentence, Shan Zeyu cut off the chances of the two, put the frame on his back in front of his body, and casually took out an apple from it with his left hand.
In the eyes of the two, he raised his hand and took a bite. He was still holding the brick in his right hand and threw it up casually, as if he didn't care whether he could hit it or not.
The owner of the knife followed Brick up and down with his eyes, obviously hesitating.
How much damage do bricks do?How many bricks does this person have?
"My fans don't want me to end it so quickly, how about this, I will kill one of you two, and I will give him an apple, and an apple will add 5 points of stamina, and it can almost send you back home."
"We know that Apple adds 5 points?" The kitchen knife stared at it.
"Ah..." Shan Zeyu made a thoughtful expression, and then said, "That can't be helped, babies, I'll kill them all."
After speaking, he raised the brick.
Seeing that Zhuanhao was about to make a move, Hatchet waved his hands in a panic, "Stop, stop! Kill him. I can give you the weapon, and you let me go back."
"Bah!" Unconvinced, the kitchen knife master simply threw the weapon towards Shan Zeyu and shouted, "Here you are!"
While Shan Zeyu was dodging, the kitchen knife master turned around and ran away quickly.
The moment he received the kitchen knife, a red blood line appeared in Shan Zeyu's attribute column.
but……
"Why is my blood line 98?"
Shan Zeyu, who got the kitchen knife, thought about it, and ran towards the hatchet hand.The wind brushed past his ears, and the applause in the live broadcast room became the background music.
Shan Zeyu, who hadn't fought for a long time, followed with brisk steps.
Realizing that the situation was not good, Hatchet turned around and ran, got out of the alley, and circled the winding road when he came, but failed to shake off the people behind him.
With a "snap", this time the brick hit the red heart.
The hatchetman fell to the ground, and hearing footsteps approaching, he raised his hand in surrender.
"Brother, Brother Shan, I'm your fan, I'll turn in the weapons, so don't kill me this time. I'm on your team, and I'll give you all the good things next time. Brother!"
"How do you know who I am?" Shan Zeyu asked with interest.
"Because Brother Shan only calls fans baby every time he cheats fans and makes them blame them."
["It's true, my own, let me go."] The fans all sympathized with this old man, just like they sympathized with themselves when they formed a team with Shan Zeyu.
"Then put it down." Shan Zeyu nodded, fiddling with the kitchen knife in his hand.
"Okay, okay." The hatchet master put down the hatchet.
With a "swipe", the blood line pulled away from the neck, and the familiar mosaic came again.Without hesitation, Shan Zeyu went under the knife to destroy the hatchet hand.
The hatchet fell to the ground, and several tomatoes and an apple jumped out beside the corpse.
Shan Zeyu stuffed the food and hatchet into his box with satisfaction.
["??? Are you a human? A dog thief!"]
Shan Zeyu stood up, patted the clothes that were not stained with dust, "It's so stupid. My fans have always wanted to kill me, and no one really teamed up with me."
["Nmd, why don't you even think about it?! Because fans get stabbed by you every time! Bastard!"]
"...Ah," Shan Zeyu raised his head, "Really?"
"You must be delusional."
Shan Zeyu smiled and left.
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