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Chapter 16 Commentary
After the background introduction, the up master finally got to the point.In the middle of the video, Lemon Head Up's main slot grinned with a big smile, pointing his hand to the screen and facing the fans in front of the optical network: "Next, I will explain to you the knowledge of anti-explosion, games are life, and those who have malicious intentions on the Internet People put on a mask of hypocrisy and use sweet words to defraud property."
The background music of the sand sculptures became weird all of a sudden, but the foreshadowing was really funny, Jiang Shi didn't feel any horror at all.
The black-and-white images that jumped out of the video were fixed in the trading scene of two figures, watching the honest and plainly dressed villagers take things from their neighbors, and the dilapidated and decaying houses behind them set off the surrounding traps even more remote, and the surrounding simple layout makes the scene It looks like it lacks pyrotechnics.Jiang Shi stopped to look at it for a long time, but he didn't see clearly the black painted object in their hands.
In the upper right corner, the ordinary face of the scammer villager was enlarged and presented in front of everyone. Jiang Shi even saw the curvature of his mouth, allowing her to instantly enter the scene of being cheated.
The background music stopped, and the big red characters were reflected on this face with the sound of an explosion, marking the amiable villager as a suspect.
It was originally a serious matter, but Jiang Shi looked at it at this moment and wanted to laugh very much.She didn't know what the two villagers exchanged, but she guessed that the original story might be more amusing than that told by the host.
The serious report jumped out of the screen at the next moment: "Recently, another fraud case occurred in the "Creation World" community. The suspect Shan secretly observed the Q next door under the pseudonym of an npc. Information, using Q's sympathy to defraud Q of 20 apples and 15 peaches, and Shan, after obtaining Q's travel rules, sneaked into Q's house and stole Q The amount involved in the case is still being calculated. Shan is currently at large and has no regrets. Anyone who has information can provide clues. I hope everyone should be vigilant and be careful when seeing Shan appear. Beware of online fraud, we need every Individuals stay awake."
The screenshots in the game were zoomed in silently. Jiang Shi, in the background music full of suspense, saw a villager leaning against the wall and quietly sticking his head out to observe the victim Q. He waited patiently, looking for his own opportunity to strike. up.
Seeing the young man go out, the villagers raised their legs and ran towards the door.
In the second picture, the villager has already returned home, he moved the ladder to the wall, boldly crossed the wall to steal property, pick and choose, unceremoniously collected property from other people’s houses, and finally gained a lot, Straightening the ladder, he climbed over the fence again and returned to his own home contentedly.The house is full of stolen things.
It's too awful.Jiang Shi deeply sympathized with the victim Q who had all his belongings stolen.
In the last scene, the villagers have already finished stealing and put the stolen things in their home. The villagers patted the victim Q on the shoulder with a smile on his face, and looked at the victim sadly, pretending to be sympathetic, and distributed half a nest to the other party. Wotou.
He turned around, showing a sarcastic arc on the corner of his mouth.
Jiang Shi took a deep breath.
unacceptable!rat!
Jiang Shi was furious, and couldn't help scolding the thief severely. After scolding, he relaxed and intellectually felt something was wrong, but he couldn't think of what was wrong for a while, so he clicked on the barrage, ready to see what everyone said.
The barrage opened, and the overwhelming "hahaha" aroused Jiang Shi's reason.
This tm is a game!
The complaints of netizens followed the familiar mechanical sound in Jiang Shi's ears: ["Shock! The gangster in the terrorist area crossed the area to commit a thief, and the whole process of committing the crime was monitored." Facing the empty house, the young man regained his confidence after remorse, but was cheated for the second time!" "The amount involved in the case accumulatively included 5 star coins for Internet fees and 200 game points. It hurts!"]
Hahahaha, what does it mean to be cheated for the second time after facing the pain of an empty house!Jiang Shi lay on the table covering his stomach and laughing, what kind of sand sculpture news ending is this.
The screen paused, and the hahaha laughter lingered on the screen for a minute. Jiang Shi decided to temporarily turn on the automatic reading of selected comments on the video. This is so funny.Then she turned off the barrage and continued watching.
The screen in the video changed to the time when the villagers first made friends with the victim.
The big red X landed on the screen, and the commentary of the channel sounded: "The first lesson of anti-fraud, beware of strangers. When a stranger inquires about our information as an acquaintance, he should first confirm the identity of the other party."
The picture behind moved, wearing a plain village name and staring at the young man next door seriously: "Oh, boy, isn't this the old Liu's house? Who are you? Don't you know that Lao Liu is not here today?"
"Then why don't you know that Old Liu is not here?"
"Oh, I don't know too well. A few days ago, Lao Liu suddenly said that he was going to leave. I don't know why it was so urgent. I was still sleeping, and he disappeared the next day."
"..."
The picture freezes, and the image of the talking villager is zoomed in, with three large characters on the forehead - "fraudster".
The characters moved, and the young man next door walked into the trap of the villagers step by step.
"Hello... this big brother, my name is... a relative of this family, this time I came to visit my relatives from other places."
Miserable, this is the trick.
The up main slot seemed to be unable to bear it, and laughed, "As you can see, some neighbors are very good at making friends, so if the parents are not at home, if there is a stranger making friends, you have to call and ask the family."
"...Our two families are far away, and we usually call to communicate, but no one answered the call a few days ago, so I came to check." The victim's words came out in the background.
Spreading his hands, he said helplessly, "Look, who is being deceived if you are not deceived?"
"Hahaha." Jiang Shi slapped his thigh and laughed wildly. Along with her was a barrage of people.
"Let's take a look at what the liar Shan did next?" Click to continue, and the screen starts to move again.
The polite and kind young man went out and greeted the elder brother next door, and the elder brother climbed the long ladder and climbed over the wall to steal when he returned home.
"This incident tells us that we need to lock the door when we go out, and put away valuables at home. Please don't pile them up in the backyard!"
A peeping figure at the corner jumped out and hung in the upper left corner.The scene of the youth's backyard jumps out in the lower right corner.The "babies" piled up in the backyard are circled by a red pen, and the arrow points to the next door. The up main slot waved his hand, and drew two big crosses on the arrow line.
"The master is short of heart."
Featured Comments: ["Damn! Who'd have thought anyone would steal this?"]
This is so magical hahahahaha.Jiang Shi was lying on the table with a smile. Whether it was the picture of the elder brother of the villager next door peeping or the picture of climbing the wall with a ladder, it looked even more funny when the groove was circled.
Jiang Shi couldn't help being curious about the original game, and he didn't know which two people were in the game, and whether any players had made a full game video.
Opened the barrage, and found that someone had mentioned it in the barrage, so Jiang Shi quickly took a screenshot.
The voice of the channel continued: "If you find that your home has been stolen, you need to call the police in time. Move the important property at home, this young man, alas."
Up Groove shook his head and sighed, even his lemon-headed face had an expression of hatred for iron.
In the picture, the zoomed-in victim Q has a depressed face, looking like he is about to cry, standing pitifully at the door with his head bowed, his eyes aggrieved.
Behind him is a home that has been stolen and empty.
Jiang Shi felt that he was miserable again, and couldn't help but want to laugh.
Too bad hahahahahaha.
Up Groove sighed and raised his head to smile forward, "It's still because I didn't buy the lock. Now we insert an advertisement, concentric lock, lock the next door, lock to be happy and sweet, lock the anchor to be with you. Meh. "
Jiang Shi laughed and rowed to the bottom, casting 8 free concentric locks for the system.
This up master is too funny.
Jiang Shi rubbed his cheeks tired from laughing, clicked to continue, and watched the anchor's painting style change after he finished making jokes, suddenly becoming serious.
"What should I do if my home is stolen again and again? For several days in a row, the sundries in the backyard disappeared. The backyard without footprints, the scene where evidence was lost. Why does the brother next door keep comforting me? Why does he appear by my side on time every day? Welcome everyone Today's legend—I was stolen." The passionate music played, accompanied by the tremor of beating drums, the young man choked with red eyes, looked forward in confusion, his eyes were painful, and he looked miserable.
The elder brother beside him with a smile on his face broke open the bun and handed out half of it.
A voice sounded in the background: "Brother, this is the sixth time you have said this sentence..."
"It's better to be the big brother next door..."
A bullet screen filled the screen with words: [Stolen me: I'd better be the big brother next door.
Been lied to six times: It's better to be the big brother next door.
Unrepentant: It's better to be the big brother next door.
Come again next time: or the big brother next door. ]
Why is this? Hahahaha.
Jiang Shi couldn't help taking a screenshot and sharing it with his friends. She was surprised for a moment when the young man's face jumped out, but the commentary and the picture completely took her attention away, and took her all the way to a place where she would never return. Tmd, this young man is such a sand sculpture, hahahaha.
Jiang Shi's friend quickly sent a message, and the two laughed for a while.Groove began to explain.
"Every audience, please stop the loss in time when this happens, be vigilant, and prevent being cheated n times."
"If you want to go your own way and don't know how to reflect, you will only get deeper and deeper." "Prisoner-always never late."
The deep explanation set the tone of "sadness" for the follow-up, Jiang Shi suppressed a smile and wanted to see how it could develop in the future.She was really curious about how the young man next door was cheated n times.
In the old houses, during the day, the big brother in the village smeared mud on the door, pretending to be poor.In the twinkling of an eye, it was night, and the elder brother of the villager changed his appearance and squatted in the room to pack old things.
The depressed young man next door sat alone by the bed.
One land, two worlds.
The elder villager smiled slyly, accompanied by a proud voice.
"Quick, see if this is spelled here?"
"I hope there will be more steel left next door tomorrow."
"I'm going to show my little cutie a ride on my beloved little motorcycle."
The poor deceived young man squatted by the wall alone late at night to repair the hole in the wall, with a sad face and a melancholy sigh.
The young man mended the wall all night, and the big brother next door laughed wildly.
It was dawn, and the clouds were hanging in the sky.
Under the sky, above the loess, the motorcycle buzzed, and the big brother on the bike threw off the exhaust of the car, swaggering past the young man.
He raised his hand, waved it backwards, and shouted, "Thank you for the motorcycle—the parts were stolen from you—"
The screen turns off and the video plunges into darkness.
Jiang Shi was already on the ground laughing, and the selected comments were read aloud hahaha, and he couldn't hear any other answers at all.
So cheap, so cheap!The big brother next door is too cheap!
The screen was dark, Jiang Shi thought the video was over, and reached out to close the video.
There was an explosion in the background.
In a world where nothing can be seen, a curse suddenly sounded.
"You fucking stole a motorcycle from next door! Bastard!"
The background music of the sand sculptures became weird all of a sudden, but the foreshadowing was really funny, Jiang Shi didn't feel any horror at all.
The black-and-white images that jumped out of the video were fixed in the trading scene of two figures, watching the honest and plainly dressed villagers take things from their neighbors, and the dilapidated and decaying houses behind them set off the surrounding traps even more remote, and the surrounding simple layout makes the scene It looks like it lacks pyrotechnics.Jiang Shi stopped to look at it for a long time, but he didn't see clearly the black painted object in their hands.
In the upper right corner, the ordinary face of the scammer villager was enlarged and presented in front of everyone. Jiang Shi even saw the curvature of his mouth, allowing her to instantly enter the scene of being cheated.
The background music stopped, and the big red characters were reflected on this face with the sound of an explosion, marking the amiable villager as a suspect.
It was originally a serious matter, but Jiang Shi looked at it at this moment and wanted to laugh very much.She didn't know what the two villagers exchanged, but she guessed that the original story might be more amusing than that told by the host.
The serious report jumped out of the screen at the next moment: "Recently, another fraud case occurred in the "Creation World" community. The suspect Shan secretly observed the Q next door under the pseudonym of an npc. Information, using Q's sympathy to defraud Q of 20 apples and 15 peaches, and Shan, after obtaining Q's travel rules, sneaked into Q's house and stole Q The amount involved in the case is still being calculated. Shan is currently at large and has no regrets. Anyone who has information can provide clues. I hope everyone should be vigilant and be careful when seeing Shan appear. Beware of online fraud, we need every Individuals stay awake."
The screenshots in the game were zoomed in silently. Jiang Shi, in the background music full of suspense, saw a villager leaning against the wall and quietly sticking his head out to observe the victim Q. He waited patiently, looking for his own opportunity to strike. up.
Seeing the young man go out, the villagers raised their legs and ran towards the door.
In the second picture, the villager has already returned home, he moved the ladder to the wall, boldly crossed the wall to steal property, pick and choose, unceremoniously collected property from other people’s houses, and finally gained a lot, Straightening the ladder, he climbed over the fence again and returned to his own home contentedly.The house is full of stolen things.
It's too awful.Jiang Shi deeply sympathized with the victim Q who had all his belongings stolen.
In the last scene, the villagers have already finished stealing and put the stolen things in their home. The villagers patted the victim Q on the shoulder with a smile on his face, and looked at the victim sadly, pretending to be sympathetic, and distributed half a nest to the other party. Wotou.
He turned around, showing a sarcastic arc on the corner of his mouth.
Jiang Shi took a deep breath.
unacceptable!rat!
Jiang Shi was furious, and couldn't help scolding the thief severely. After scolding, he relaxed and intellectually felt something was wrong, but he couldn't think of what was wrong for a while, so he clicked on the barrage, ready to see what everyone said.
The barrage opened, and the overwhelming "hahaha" aroused Jiang Shi's reason.
This tm is a game!
The complaints of netizens followed the familiar mechanical sound in Jiang Shi's ears: ["Shock! The gangster in the terrorist area crossed the area to commit a thief, and the whole process of committing the crime was monitored." Facing the empty house, the young man regained his confidence after remorse, but was cheated for the second time!" "The amount involved in the case accumulatively included 5 star coins for Internet fees and 200 game points. It hurts!"]
Hahahaha, what does it mean to be cheated for the second time after facing the pain of an empty house!Jiang Shi lay on the table covering his stomach and laughing, what kind of sand sculpture news ending is this.
The screen paused, and the hahaha laughter lingered on the screen for a minute. Jiang Shi decided to temporarily turn on the automatic reading of selected comments on the video. This is so funny.Then she turned off the barrage and continued watching.
The screen in the video changed to the time when the villagers first made friends with the victim.
The big red X landed on the screen, and the commentary of the channel sounded: "The first lesson of anti-fraud, beware of strangers. When a stranger inquires about our information as an acquaintance, he should first confirm the identity of the other party."
The picture behind moved, wearing a plain village name and staring at the young man next door seriously: "Oh, boy, isn't this the old Liu's house? Who are you? Don't you know that Lao Liu is not here today?"
"Then why don't you know that Old Liu is not here?"
"Oh, I don't know too well. A few days ago, Lao Liu suddenly said that he was going to leave. I don't know why it was so urgent. I was still sleeping, and he disappeared the next day."
"..."
The picture freezes, and the image of the talking villager is zoomed in, with three large characters on the forehead - "fraudster".
The characters moved, and the young man next door walked into the trap of the villagers step by step.
"Hello... this big brother, my name is... a relative of this family, this time I came to visit my relatives from other places."
Miserable, this is the trick.
The up main slot seemed to be unable to bear it, and laughed, "As you can see, some neighbors are very good at making friends, so if the parents are not at home, if there is a stranger making friends, you have to call and ask the family."
"...Our two families are far away, and we usually call to communicate, but no one answered the call a few days ago, so I came to check." The victim's words came out in the background.
Spreading his hands, he said helplessly, "Look, who is being deceived if you are not deceived?"
"Hahaha." Jiang Shi slapped his thigh and laughed wildly. Along with her was a barrage of people.
"Let's take a look at what the liar Shan did next?" Click to continue, and the screen starts to move again.
The polite and kind young man went out and greeted the elder brother next door, and the elder brother climbed the long ladder and climbed over the wall to steal when he returned home.
"This incident tells us that we need to lock the door when we go out, and put away valuables at home. Please don't pile them up in the backyard!"
A peeping figure at the corner jumped out and hung in the upper left corner.The scene of the youth's backyard jumps out in the lower right corner.The "babies" piled up in the backyard are circled by a red pen, and the arrow points to the next door. The up main slot waved his hand, and drew two big crosses on the arrow line.
"The master is short of heart."
Featured Comments: ["Damn! Who'd have thought anyone would steal this?"]
This is so magical hahahahaha.Jiang Shi was lying on the table with a smile. Whether it was the picture of the elder brother of the villager next door peeping or the picture of climbing the wall with a ladder, it looked even more funny when the groove was circled.
Jiang Shi couldn't help being curious about the original game, and he didn't know which two people were in the game, and whether any players had made a full game video.
Opened the barrage, and found that someone had mentioned it in the barrage, so Jiang Shi quickly took a screenshot.
The voice of the channel continued: "If you find that your home has been stolen, you need to call the police in time. Move the important property at home, this young man, alas."
Up Groove shook his head and sighed, even his lemon-headed face had an expression of hatred for iron.
In the picture, the zoomed-in victim Q has a depressed face, looking like he is about to cry, standing pitifully at the door with his head bowed, his eyes aggrieved.
Behind him is a home that has been stolen and empty.
Jiang Shi felt that he was miserable again, and couldn't help but want to laugh.
Too bad hahahahahaha.
Up Groove sighed and raised his head to smile forward, "It's still because I didn't buy the lock. Now we insert an advertisement, concentric lock, lock the next door, lock to be happy and sweet, lock the anchor to be with you. Meh. "
Jiang Shi laughed and rowed to the bottom, casting 8 free concentric locks for the system.
This up master is too funny.
Jiang Shi rubbed his cheeks tired from laughing, clicked to continue, and watched the anchor's painting style change after he finished making jokes, suddenly becoming serious.
"What should I do if my home is stolen again and again? For several days in a row, the sundries in the backyard disappeared. The backyard without footprints, the scene where evidence was lost. Why does the brother next door keep comforting me? Why does he appear by my side on time every day? Welcome everyone Today's legend—I was stolen." The passionate music played, accompanied by the tremor of beating drums, the young man choked with red eyes, looked forward in confusion, his eyes were painful, and he looked miserable.
The elder brother beside him with a smile on his face broke open the bun and handed out half of it.
A voice sounded in the background: "Brother, this is the sixth time you have said this sentence..."
"It's better to be the big brother next door..."
A bullet screen filled the screen with words: [Stolen me: I'd better be the big brother next door.
Been lied to six times: It's better to be the big brother next door.
Unrepentant: It's better to be the big brother next door.
Come again next time: or the big brother next door. ]
Why is this? Hahahaha.
Jiang Shi couldn't help taking a screenshot and sharing it with his friends. She was surprised for a moment when the young man's face jumped out, but the commentary and the picture completely took her attention away, and took her all the way to a place where she would never return. Tmd, this young man is such a sand sculpture, hahahaha.
Jiang Shi's friend quickly sent a message, and the two laughed for a while.Groove began to explain.
"Every audience, please stop the loss in time when this happens, be vigilant, and prevent being cheated n times."
"If you want to go your own way and don't know how to reflect, you will only get deeper and deeper." "Prisoner-always never late."
The deep explanation set the tone of "sadness" for the follow-up, Jiang Shi suppressed a smile and wanted to see how it could develop in the future.She was really curious about how the young man next door was cheated n times.
In the old houses, during the day, the big brother in the village smeared mud on the door, pretending to be poor.In the twinkling of an eye, it was night, and the elder brother of the villager changed his appearance and squatted in the room to pack old things.
The depressed young man next door sat alone by the bed.
One land, two worlds.
The elder villager smiled slyly, accompanied by a proud voice.
"Quick, see if this is spelled here?"
"I hope there will be more steel left next door tomorrow."
"I'm going to show my little cutie a ride on my beloved little motorcycle."
The poor deceived young man squatted by the wall alone late at night to repair the hole in the wall, with a sad face and a melancholy sigh.
The young man mended the wall all night, and the big brother next door laughed wildly.
It was dawn, and the clouds were hanging in the sky.
Under the sky, above the loess, the motorcycle buzzed, and the big brother on the bike threw off the exhaust of the car, swaggering past the young man.
He raised his hand, waved it backwards, and shouted, "Thank you for the motorcycle—the parts were stolen from you—"
The screen turns off and the video plunges into darkness.
Jiang Shi was already on the ground laughing, and the selected comments were read aloud hahaha, and he couldn't hear any other answers at all.
So cheap, so cheap!The big brother next door is too cheap!
The screen was dark, Jiang Shi thought the video was over, and reached out to close the video.
There was an explosion in the background.
In a world where nothing can be seen, a curse suddenly sounded.
"You fucking stole a motorcycle from next door! Bastard!"
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