Miss Dazai has something to say

"Why are you here!"

Osamu Dazai was awakened by a sound, turned his head to look for the source of the sound, and saw Nakahara Chuya, who was disheveled and staring at the ground with huge eyes.

Nakahara Chuya's blue eyes were full of shock, as if he had seen something extraordinary.

The two of them are lying on the same bed now, the man's clothes are disheveled, and the woman is still lying under the quilt with a tired face.

No matter how you can guess something.

what……

Dazai Osamu's mind, which was still dazed, immediately started to spin.

"You... don't you know?" Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes slowly twice, with a sad expression on his face, and then asked a rhetorical question in an attempt to disturb Chuya Nakahara's thoughts.

Zhongyuan Zhong also's face changed suddenly, and he began to think about what he did last night.

Osamu Dazai was lying in the quilt admiring Nakahara Nakaya's shocked expression, trying to suppress the raised corners of his mouth.

She squeezed hard on her arm a few times, and then exposed her arm.

There were a few pinch marks on the white arm out of thin air, which looked quite abusive.It seemed to be silently announcing what happened last night.

"Last night," Dazai Osamu sniffed the air and found the smell of alcohol, "You drank alcohol..." Then he left an ellipsis for Chuya Nakahara to think for himself.

Then I saw Nakahara Chuya's face getting redder and redder.

"You...? Me?!" Zhong Yuanzhong was too shocked, he couldn't even say a complete sentence, he was in a mess and his mind was muddled.

He attended a banquet last night, was cheated by a woman with a weak face and was injured at the banquet, and was drunk by the woman, with something added to the wine, and he walked into the nearest property with willpower.

Could it be that he...?

"Don't think about it, I won't mention what happened last night to anyone." Dazai Osamu saw Nakahara Chuya's suspicious appearance, and his heart was already full of joy, but his face still showed a tired look.

"I'm tired, go and get me something to eat." Osamu Dazai retreated into the blanket and fell asleep as soon as he finished speaking.

Zhongyuan Zhong also froze in place.

tired! ?

Is it the tiredness he thought!

Osamu Dazai in the quilt: "...Tsk, it hurts so much."

The sound was not loud, but it happened to fall completely into Zhongye's ears.

It hurts? !

Where does it hurt! ?

Nakahara Chuya's mind couldn't help but start to think about it, then he put on his clothes indiscriminately and ran out.

After Chuya Nakahara walked away, Osamu Dazai came out of the blanket, laughed for a long time, then put on his clothes and ran out the window.

She came to Tokyo yesterday to work with the high school of conjuration, and absorbed some cursed poisonous powder. The powder is not poisonous, but it will make people feel weak and lethargic.When she was about to lose consciousness, she had no choice but to go to a property in Tokyo in Nakahara to rest.

In the end, I didn't expect that Zhongyuan Zhongye would actually come to this property...

With such a good opportunity, of course we have to play tricks on Nakahara Chuya.

And Nakahara Chuya who ran out.

First, I searched on my phone——

"Possibility of Drunken Sex"

"What if you put your enemy to sleep?"

"Will it really hurt the first time? Where does it hurt?"

……

Questions like this, and then take a few deep breaths to calm down and restore your expression.I went back to the house after buying porridge that was easy to digest.

After buying porridge, Zhong Yuan knocked on the door, but as expected, there was no response.

"Dazai..." Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, he found that his usual name was a bit hot now.

The hot air burned from the tip of the tongue to the bottom of the heart, and then diffused outward.

"I left the porridge at the door for you."

After saying this, Zhongyuan Zhong also put the porridge at the door, and then went to the living room to wait.

He will take care of it.

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Osamu Dazai who ran away didn't know that Nakahara Nakaya was still sitting in the room in Tokyo waiting foolishly because of her joke, and she had already returned to Yokohama by car.

After changing clothes and taking a shower at home, I went to the Armed Detective Agency.

Then I found out that today is the day for the medical examination of the members.Yosano Akiko is in charge of daily physical examinations for everyone.

Everyone was there, so we started chatting.

"Yesterday, we dealt with an incident in which a female high school student got pregnant unexpectedly but her boyfriend didn't recognize her." Tanizaki Naomi hugged her brother with dissatisfaction on her face.

"The man now is real," Tanizaki Naomi turned to look at her brother, "but my brother is definitely not that kind of man! I am pregnant and my brother will definitely protect me!"

Then Tanizaki Naomi and her brother began to stage a daily orthopedic series.

Kunikida went alone but gave Osamu Dazai a deep look in his eyes.

"What are you doing, Kunikida?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head, his long black hair brushing his shoulders, "I won't let a male high school student get pregnant."

Kunikida: "..."

Osamu Dazai added another sentence, and nodded seriously.

"In that case I will take responsibility."

Kunikida: "..."

Which male high school student will get pregnant because of you!

Atsushi Nakajima, who just went out to buy breakfast, came back, Osamu Dazai finished the mental torture of Doppo Kunikida, and ate the buns that Atsushi Nakajima brought her with peace of mind.

But I don't know if it's because of the long drive in the morning, she got a little tired after two bites.

But Osamu Dazai didn't take it seriously, she continued to eat.

"Ouch—" Osamu Dazai felt nauseated, and hurried to the bathroom.

However, after vomiting for a long time, nothing came out.

"Miss Dazai, are you okay?" Atsushi Nakajima handed a glass of warm water to Osamu Dazai, his face full of concern.

"It's okay..." Dazai Osamu felt a little weak in his hands and feet, and leaned on the sink to rinse his mouth, "Maybe the cursed poisonous powder last night still affects me."

"Ms. Dazai, let Dr. Yosano check it first?" Atsushi Nakajima looked at Osamu Dazai's pale lips.

"No need." Osamu Dazai handed the cup to Atsushi Nakajima, tapped his lips twice with his index finger, "I want something sour, go to the supermarket and buy something."

Atsushi Nakajima took the order and left immediately.

Nakajima Atsushi soon bought back the sour plums, and Osamu Dazai ate them very happily.

"Dazai came to check." Yosano Akiko opened the door of the infirmary and called Dazai to come in.

Osamu Dazai brought the sour plums into the infirmary and ate them while doing the physical examination.

"Eat sour food?" Yosano Akiko glanced at Osamu Dazai, "It is said that pregnant people like to eat sour food."

Osamu Dazai smiled and stroked his belly gently.Cooperate with Yosano Akiko's joke.

"Yes, it's been a month."

Yosano Akiko glanced at Osamu Dazai.

"Pull up your sleeves, I'll take a blood test to see if you're pregnant."

Osamu Dazai smiled, but still rolled up his sleeves cooperatively.

"I haven't interacted with anyone intimately."

She patted Osamu Dazai's arm twice with Yosano Akiko, found a blood vessel, and then inserted the needle to draw blood. She raised her eyes, "I think it's too late for you to go out and fool around."

Yosano Akiko quickly finished drawing the blood and took it to the instrument for inspection. Osamu Dazai followed with his hands in his windbreaker pockets.

"I really haven't communicated with anyone intimately. Every time the person I'm dating is always injured for no reason on the way here, either falling into the sewer or being hit by a car. Over time, I don't bother to go on a date."

Yosano Akiko: "These people got lucky."

Not harmed by Osamu Dazai.

Dazai took the sour plums and continued to eat, while cooperating with Yosano Akiko's various inspections, such as height and weight.

After these routine checks are over, the blood test is also out.

Yosano Akiko held the blood test sheet, although his face was expressionless, but his eyes were full of gloating.

"Congratulations, Dazai, your serum HCG has increased, and you will be a mother in ten months."

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