Being fed by the landlord after retiring

One peaceful afternoon, Wu Ze walked up to Li Yuqian with a plate of extra meals, and saw that he was typing a line in the search bar: "What does it mean when someone says you feel good".

"It's the passive and weaker side." Li Yuqian read it again, wondering, "Huh?"

I read some more, but I couldn't understand it, so I searched instead: "Boyfriend's voice is too magnetic".

"What are these?" Li Yuqian was dissatisfied with the search results, thought about it, and changed it.

"Boyfriend has a nice voice."

There is nothing he wants to know, change.

"Boyfriend's voice is said to be nice."

Change again!

"Boyfriend's voice is so nice."

Change……

Wu Ze put down the plate and sat down on the chair next to him: "Your boyfriend may want to hear you say it in person."

Li Yuqian was startled by the sudden appearance of the plate, took off his earphones, looked at Wu Ze, and pointed to the plate: "It scared me."

Wu Ze reached out and gave him a perfunctory hand: "I thought you knew I was coming?"

"I was listening to Wei Hangping's explanation, and I was still searching for things, so I didn't notice." Li Yuqian slid his chair and leaned over, "I ignored you, sorry."

Wu Ze raised his hand to cover his mouth: "No need to kiss."

"Love is fading." Li Yuqian kissed the other person's palm and slid back, "Do you also think I'm 'good'?"

Wu Ze was a little confused, and asked him: "What's the matter, why do you ask this suddenly?"

"The audience in my live broadcast room said it, but someone later stopped it." Li Yuqian didn't even have time to ask what the standard was, and he was a little concerned these two days, "I don't know who to ask."

Wu Ze took the initiative to slide the chair over: "What do you want to ask?"

"I just want to ask if 'good feeling' is not worthy of you?" Li Yuqian explained to him, "From our point of view, I am not a good person, so they think I am, do you want to go out to play with us? Look at the video...then you can't see it?"

Wu Ze held his face and rubbed it: "If you understand it this way, they are just describing your temperament."

Li Yuqian was at a loss: "Then I am not weak and passive?"

Wu Ze approached him and said in a low voice, "A kind of temperament that should be loved by others makes me actively and forcefully want to do something to you..."

Li Yuqian immediately retorted: "You didn't, you just covered my mouth!"

It didn't make sense, Wu Ze simply changed the concept: "I don't know what the audience in your live broadcast room think, anyway, you can bear it in our house."

Li Yuqian became even more confused: "There must be a reason, right?"

"Yes." Wu Ze slowly pressed his ear, and said in a low voice, "Because you always let me 'suffer', no, no."

It's not appropriate for Li Yuqian to hold a seminar at this time, and it's not because of his EQ problem.

"Can this chair hold two people?"

"Then you go and leave the baby to me."

"No! I want to take you and the baby with me!"

"...I let you act, let you act, let you act!"

……

The sofa in Wu Ze's house fell, but fortunately Li Yuqian's nap blanket protected it.

"I said why do you buy three blankets." Wu Ze lay on the sofa "satisfied with wine and food", and supervisor Li Yuqian sat next to him to eat an extra meal, "Eat slowly."

"You don't want me to relax before you eat." The battle was so intense just now, and the sofa is not a very suitable place, which is not good for your waist. Li Yuqian was in a hurry, "Fortunately, I just went home this time to study and did not enter the profession. , or it will violate professional ethics, you lie here and I don’t work and eat beside me.”

Wu Zexin said why he didn't pay attention to it for a while, and then there was information that he didn't know: "What advanced study? Who did you learn and what?"

"Massage, I learned it from Sister Xia, didn't I tell you?" Li Yuqian explained after a while, "I often go to the fifth floor to practice, and I get hungry after practice, but it is still far behind Sister Xia, her strength It’s so big, you can go up the steps as soon as you lift the bike.”

Wu Ze was a little moved, and raised his hand to lightly hold his wrist to forcefully slow down his eating speed. I'm sorry, he is just a man who would be more ruthless if he cared about his partner.

"By the way, I bought three blankets for different seasons, that's not what I meant." Li Yuqian ate slowly, so he could talk more, "If you want to use it exclusively, you can, but this sofa is really too soft..."

Started nagging again.Wu Ze guided the topic: "I haven't had time to ask you, what do you mean when you search for your boyfriend's voice to be magnetic?"

"That." Li Yuqian stuffed the last bite into his mouth, "Well, someone praised your voice for being magnetic and pleasant, so I searched to see if anyone felt the same way."

Wu Ze didn't understand the logic: "Who do you feel the same with?"

"With me." Li Yuqian rarely looked directly at Wu Ze, but squeezed him with the corner of his eyes, "Sour sympathy—I'm jealous."

"He's too jealous."

Wu Ze put down his wine glass, propped his face with his right hand, and said with a smile, "I really... how can I have such a cute person."

"Oh. I often thought the same way when I first got married with Alex." Sheng Shi, who immediately asked Wu Ze out for a drink after returning to China, said in a familiar voice, "Let me tell you, man, wearing a ring is as deep as... Damn you You're not showing off the ring to me!"

"No, you're overthinking." Wu Ze put down his hand and took a sip from his cup, "He's different from Alex."

"That's right, it's Shoushou." Sheng Shi covered his mouth and laughed, "Hahaha."

Wu Ze reached out and grabbed him: "Did you talk nonsense in the live broadcast room?"

"How is it possible - oh, don't you know, he searched for things on the web during the live broadcast the day before yesterday, and broadcast the search history." Sheng Shi laughed, "It's so innocent, half of it is the boyfriend's voice It sounds so good, half of what dishes are cooked, the best boyfriend in the universe, why, don't you watch his live broadcast?"

"I didn't watch something the day before yesterday." Wu Ze was silent, and couldn't help laughing after thinking about it, "Don't let him know."

"I won't tell you if you don't." Sheng Shi nudged Wu Ze with his elbow, and said with a smile, "Hey, I suddenly feel that there is a lack of that... sense of distance between us."

"Don't you know that Alex is very concerned about my meeting with you?" Wu Ze raised his chin to indicate, "Every time your bodyguard stands in that position as an earmark."

"Hey, you haven't received threatening emails yet, have you?" Sheng Shi said in a strange tone, "You man, Liwo's fiancé clothes, Yuan Yidian."

Wu Ze was amused by his boring joke: "It doesn't matter now, we don't need to keep distance."

Sheng Shi squinted at him: "No way, is it so safe for you to have a family?"

"As his fan, how do you want me to answer?" Wu Ze fought against the army, looked at Sheng Shi in distress, shook his head and smiled.

Even if he agreed to Sheng Shi's joking "Treat our little carp well" after drinking, Wu Ze couldn't stop the hard-working Li Yuqian when he got home.

After the new year, City X has gradually entered the deep winter. In a well-heated room, it is necessary to diligently clean and humidify, and do a good job of preventing dryness and floating hair. This task was contracted by Li Yuqian.

Wu Ze has recently been influenced by Li Yuqian's habit of not buying extra items, so he is sorting out the idle equipment and preparing to sell the ones that are really not needed.

The left and right borders of this house are storage rooms, and they are all equipped with moisture-proof boxes. After Wu Ze cleaned up his side, he remembered that there was a family photo album in the moisture-proof box over there-I thought about showing it to Li Yuqian before, chores at home A little too much to forget, but fortunately there is no prior commitment.

"How do I remember that when you rent a house, you need to find a moisture-proof box?" Wu Ze asked Li Yuqian, "I haven't seen you use it?"

"That's mainly to embarrass the brats..." Li Yuqian said embarrassedly, "I didn't want to live too close to the base at first, and my idea was rebellious. I got the inspiration from a friend. The place where he lives is too humid and said to prevent moisture. , I am not yet."

Wu Ze understood, and said again: "You can put something that needs to be protected from moisture, and it is empty now."

Wu Jie started collecting stamps like her grandpa when she was in primary school, and she collected a lot by the time she was in her twenties. When Wu Ze bought a moisture-proof box, she bought an extra one. She can use it, and she can use it if she has more equipment.Now he has cleared up a place where family photos can be put there. If this moisture-proof box is left unused, he also wants to sell it.

Ever since he had the idea of ​​getting rid of the equipment, Wu Ze was very decisive. He was afraid that he would put it back after a little hesitation, so that he would have no place to put it so that he could clean it up more thoroughly.

"I don't have anything, just peripherals." Li Yuqian dragged a large storage box out of the cabinet to show Wu Ze, "But I often use it in rotation, and it feels more convenient to put it here."

Wu Ze looked at the secret treasure chest of Li Yuqian, who had a very simple daily life: "Why do you have three identical keyboards?"

Thinking of some unpleasant memories, Li Yuqian frowned and said: "What if the production and sales are stopped? It's not impossible. Don't worry, I check often, and it won't be damaged."

Behind every little carp calmly pressing the keyboard is working hard to maintain the peripherals, which is very inspirational.

Naturally, Wu Ze would not say that Li Yuqian has too many keyboards, which are not too many compared to his own equipment. After thinking about it, he asked: "I don't think that keyboard is very comfortable for playing games these two days. Can you help me choose a new one? ?”

When Li Yuqian was in his hometown, he was worried about not finding a suitable gift for him during the New Year. When he heard this, he immediately became excited: "What do you like? Why is it uncomfortable to use this one now? Tell me? What do you want? It feels good, why don't we go to the store to have a look together? Shall I change your computer for you?"

Oops, it looks like some kind of switch was flipped.Wu Ze hesitated for a moment, and was about to bite the bullet and make the feeling of not feeling anything into discomfort, when Li Yuqian smiled at him.

Li Yuqian took Wu Ze's hands seriously and asked, "Do you mean that in the future, like these two days, you will take time to play games with me?"

So the point of excitement is here?Of course Wu Ze will work hard to make him happy, and he should work even harder when he finds that his happiness is actually closely related to himself, so he simply said: "Yeah, I don't know if it's the keyboard or the computer, you can help me research it tonight ?”

"it is good!"

The audience in Li Yuqian's live broadcast room discovered something extraordinary, and quickly signed a code to discuss it in the group.

"The account that Yuyu played before, I've been duoing with him for the past two days."

"Where are these two days? Since we can line up, we line up every day. You didn't pay attention to it, did you?"

"So it's from a little carp?"

"Spicy."

"Wow……"

"It's very good, I don't collapse when I watch the duo."

"Not talking."

"Don't talk, what the hell hahaha."

"They must be playing together! Real duo, little carp often looks to the right!"

"Curiosity is here!"

"Speaking of this, have you noticed that the avatar in the Yushen live broadcast room has changed?"

"Ha ha."

"Hehe, I got choked."

"Hehe, I went to see it, you guys are not human."

"???"

"I watched it too, isn't it the 'casual game' he broadcast live?"

"????? Ask for a solution."

"The outline of the fish god digging the ground recently is a cat. Does he like cats! Fish love cats."

"If you haven't seen the profile picture, go and see the profile picture, my dears."

"It's so earthy, the saying that fish fall in love with cats."

"So this avatar is two little people online kissing."

"Yes dear."

"Excuse me, a master of screenshots."

"My god, #我儿Why会是这个#!"

"I got caught!!!"

"I'm going to change my ID."

"Changed to 'Is labor and capital paying attention to you to see you showing affection'."

"Remove the 'do' if it's not long enough?"

"It feels quite romantic, the picture is very beautiful, there are moons and flowers."

"Screenshots are great!"

"Do you want to kiss the characters that need to be online?"

"What's the matter, my boyfriend can't cooperate anymore?"

"show!"

"But it seems that the active population has decreased recently."

"It's too peaceful. Yushen's performance is the same in high, middle and low end games. The tailwind is the same, and the headwind is also the same."

"Is this called stability, thank you."

"That's what digging the ground is all about!"

"It is recommended that my boyfriend cut digging and eating together, digging in rhythm, suitable for ghosts and animals."

"Has the little carp stopped hiding from people when eating recently?"

"Instead of your voice eating biscuits being amplified eight times, your mental quality can also be exercised."

"What I thought was eating A/S/M/R——real eating DISCO."

"Yes! I think it's very romantic too! Sitting on a moon lamp to be kissed! My love from the moon, I'm going to treat you with boiled water and radishes!" Reply: It feels quite romantic... with flowers '."

"What the hell are boiled water and radish!"

"That's right, it's outrageous. I've never seen a person who gains weight and eats carrots!"

"Unexpected carp."

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