The horn I hold says I am Bai Yueguang

Host: "Okay, then our live broadcast will begin. Welcome everyone to the live interview of <Fashion Timer> magazine. Today our guests are the cover characters of the next issue of the magazine, current crosstalk rookies Meng Chunyang and Gu Nian! Come on! , let's say hello to the audience in the live broadcast room~"

Meng Chunyang: "Hello, everyone~ Ouch, there are so many viewers in the live broadcast room, 18? I remember I didn't buy so much child care. Gu Nian, did you spend money?"

Gu Nian: "Fuck you, who spends so much money, it's your own enthusiasm, right?"

Host: "Yes, our <Fashion Timer> magazine has been selling well..."

Gu Nian: "That's right, it's the two of you who are angry. Hey, I'm not humble anymore. Too much modesty is pride."

Host: "...ahem, let's start today's interview. We will select some questions from the fans who have pre-booked the magazine to ask the two. At the same time, the two can also randomly answer the audience in the bullet screen in the live broadcast room question, okay?"

Meng Chunyang: "Okay, let the horse come over."

Host: "Haha, some fans would like to ask, the average age of the two of you is less than 20 years old, how did you manage to hold a special show on your own?"

Meng Chunyang: "Rely on my face."

Gu Nian: "Then we both have to go beg for food."

Host: "...Haha, both of you are very handsome. I heard that Gu Nian just started his freshman year this year and became an engineering student in a double first-class university. Why didn't he study literature like your little uncle at that time? ?”

Gu Nian: "Just prevent it from saying that cross talk is not popular in the future, and you can still repair bicycles for others."

Meng Chunyang: "After all, there are three generations of cross talk poor."

Host: "Haha, I'm being humble. Some fans said they saw you at St. Tropez-Pampelonne Beach? Did you go on a group tour?"

Gu Nian: "It's not about traveling, it's about organizing learning. Uncle Master, let us learn from the culture of foreign talk shows and integrate them with traditional programs."

Meng Chunyang: "Yes, learn from the West."

Host: "It's really relaxing. I also want to listen to the talk show on the white beach. Is there any team building vlog that I can share with you?"

Meng Chunyang: "There are really Vlogs, and the official blog should be released by then."

Host: "Wow, I'm looking forward to it, can you give me a little spoiler first? For example, who will appear in the camera?"

Gu Nian: "Apart from the two of us, there are only my uncle and Boss Zhou. Maybe sometimes we can see our family members as the background board. After all, it is considered a family trip."

Meng Chunyang: "I can also see my brother who has six-pack abs learning to swim. But because the diving equipment is too tight on the body, you can imagine the six-pack abs yourself."

Host: "...Haha, that's really good. Hey, some viewers on the barrage asked that Saint-Tropez-Pampelonne Beach is especially suitable for weddings, so does Boss Gu have any plans to get married recently?"

Meng Chunyang: "Anyway, I don't have any plans with me... Wait, why did you just ask if you're married? Shouldn't you ask me if my senior brother is in love?"

Host: "Huh? Who can't tell that Boss Gu is in love? He even wore a ring on his hand a while ago."

Gu Nian: "When?"

Host: "This street photo is very clear. Look here, isn't the small circle on Boss Gu's left ring finger a ring?"

Meng Chunyang: "Oh my god, the audience is too sharp-eyed this year, and I didn't pay attention to my senior brother Chicheng for half a month."

Host: "So Boss Gu is really in love?"

Gu Nian: "I'm not in love right now, so if my uncle doesn't fall in love, I will fall in love at dusk. I have to introduce an old lady to him at the blind date corner tomorrow."

Meng Chunyang: "This advertisement is easy to advertise: Beijing household registration, living in the North Third Ring Road, a wealthy family, flexible legs and feet, can take care of life independently, now looking for a sweet partner to spend the rest of my life together..."

Gu Nian: "Okay, stop, you, the blind date hotline will explode in a while."

Host: "Haha, I think the live broadcast room has become a cross talk show for the two of you. So what is the answer to the question?"

Gu Nian: "I was not informed to become a flower girl, I don't know, what about you, Meng Chunyang?"

Meng Chunyang: "I didn't inform me to press the car, and I don't know, what about you as the host?"

Host: "...Okay, let's talk about the next topic. The bullet screen is so fast that I can't see clearly. What hip-hop champion are they talking about? Li Yu?"

Meng Chunyang: "The traditional culture in our village doesn't understand this."

Host: "Co-author, didn't you just say that you will go abroad to study talk shows! And I remember the last special session, and saw a very precious hip-hop performance?"

Gu Nian: "I'll just take it as a hobby, and just show it to everyone. It's still far from the street dance champion in our street, let alone a champion at Teacher Li's level. Friends, don't kill me, I don't want to go to our department Hip-hop at the freshman party."

Meng Chunyang: "Isn't that good? When the little girls saw it, wow, this is so handsome, they all secretly promised to have a good story about a concubine's love~"

Gu Nian: "No, it will be difficult if someone comes over to be jealous."

Meng Chunyang: "Who?"

Host: "Huh??"

Gu Nian: "Ah, it suddenly occurred to me that our school has a lot of handsome guys, so we will draw a fan to give us the contact information of our department."

Host: "This full screen of 'pick me' caused serious discomfort. I need to take a break..."

Meng Chunyang: "Off work?"

Host: "No, I can still do it with a drink of water. Shall we play a game?"

Meng Chunyang: "Okay, I really like playing games!"

Gu Nian: "I really like watching Meng Chunyang lose the game."

Host: "We all know that your relationship is very good, and the effect of this magazine is also very beautiful. Then let's see if you really have a good understanding? The rule of this small game is that I ask a question, and you write the answer on the board. They are not allowed to see the answers to each other, and then show them at the same time."

Meng Chunyang: "I don't know Xiao Nian'er yet?"

Host: "Haha. For the first question, write down the heights of yourself and the other party. Okay, please show your cards! Gu Nian wrote that he is 180, and Chun Yang is 176... Chun Yang said that he is 180, and Gu Nian is 176, it really makes sense What about the tacit understanding?"

Meng Chunyang: "? Gu Nian, how dare you say that you are 1.8 meters tall?"

Gu Nian: "Anyway, it's more embarrassing than you, right?"

Meng Chunyang: "Hey, it's against you? Come on, bibibi, am I a finger taller than you?"

Gu Nian: "Take off your height increasing shoes before you talk!"

Host: "Haha, it's okay, they're all about the same. But you two are still young. The food at Xiyuan Club should be good, and Boss Gu is very tall."

Gu Nian: "Speaking of this, little uncle has grown two centimeters this year."

Meng Chunyang: "It's outrageous. Senior brother is already 28 and still grows tall. Teacher Li is so angry...cough, he is getting farther and farther away from the teacher's normal height."

Host: "It's outrageous..."

Meng Chunyang: "I think it's because my uncle often cooks small stoves. Usually, when we have a class, we eat boxed lunches, and he eats exclusive love boxed lunches, which is not at the same level."

Moderator: "Expand the talk?"

Gu Nian: "Brother, if you don't want to work in Xiyuan Society anymore, don't drag me along, I still want to talk about cross talk."

Meng Chunyang: "Okay, next game topic."

Host: "Ahaha, it seems that there is some great secret. The next question is very simple. Tell me and your partner's favorite food. Three, two, one, bright answer! It's really a tacit understanding, two ?”

Gu Nian: "How do you know that I like Lu Jianghai's puffs?"

Meng Chunyang: "Hmph, is there anything else I don't know about you, Brother Meng? Ever since you opened Lujianghai over there, when have you come back from street dance without buying puffs? I've seen it several times in the refrigerator alone. .”

Gu Nian: "It's not all mine, and my little uncle bought it back."

Host: "I remember Boss Gu doesn't like sweets very much?"

Meng Chunyang: "It's a long story for a child without a mother. It has to start with the Nanjing special session in the spring of 2021..."

Moderator: "Please keep the long story short."

Meng Chunyang: "Brother once carried Lu Jianghai from Nanjing all the way back, and later found out that there is a family in Sanlitun, so every time I passed by, I bought some as revenge."

Host: "...Huh? Hahahaha."

Gu Nian: "It's okay, host, I don't understand this logic."

Host: "Then I'm relieved. Wait a minute, what did the audience say on Weibo? Let me see... Gu Heliang's studio posted a set of photos?"

Meng Chunyang: "Wow, my brother's suit is so handsome! The white rose on the chest is so delicate and charming, it's not bad~"

Host: "It's very rare to see a single person in this nine-square grid here~ The background of the photo is the church on the beach of Saint-Tropez-Pampelonne, right? Blue sky and white walls, it feels very holy."

Gu Nian: "Worthy of being the host of a fashion magazine, it's quite accurate. We went there for sightseeing and took a fashion blockbuster by the way. The vlog was also shot here."

Host: "'I don't believe in God, but I want to prove to God that I love you', this copywriting matches...?"

Gu Nian: "Huh?"

Meng Chunyang: "Hey?? What's going on?"

Host: "Don't you two know? Well... The audience said that they saw Li Yu wearing the same suit in the reflection of the window? Haha, why does this teacher Li mention it so frequently? I remember it was 2021 The champion of the Green Sheep BC One competition in [-]?"

Gu Nian: "Yes, it's my hip-hop teacher, so I know you."

Host: "Boss Gu posted @李老师 on his new Weibo...and included a photo of kneeling on one knee and proposing marriage? Wow, isn't this photo too romantic? Are the two perfectly matched? Go, Teacher Li also retweeted 'Master is married'! It’s time to get it!”

Gu Nian: "..."

Meng Chunyang: "..."

Host: "Ahem, I'm sorry, I didn't control my emotions for a while. Why is the atmosphere so awkward all of a sudden?"

Meng Chunyang: "I feel like a monkey."

Gu Nian: "I feel like my hard work was in vain."

Host: "Hey? I don't seem to understand it again. However, don't they feel that it will affect their career if they make an official announcement like this?"

Meng Chunyang: "What official announcement? It's just for business, it's all fake sugar."

Gu Nian: "Yes, we still have to keep working hard."

Host: "It seems a bit blatant to say so? Haha, do I believe it or not? Will Boss Gu and Mr. Li have any new variety show cooperation in the future?"

Meng Chunyang: "I don't know about this. I'm just a screw in the Xiyuan Club~ You can ask the future head of the Xiyuan Club."

Gu Nian: "There is indeed a long-term cooperation."

Meng Chunyang: "Oh, I think it's almost time for the live broadcast? How about we stop here today? The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly became [-]."

Host: "Maybe I'm going to see Boss Gu... Haha, that's fine, thank you both for coming to the live interview of <Fashion Timer> magazine, we look forward to more detailed interviews in the next issue of the magazine~"

Meng Chunyang: "Bye bye, audiences, thank you for liking us, I wish you all good food and good deeds in the days to come!"

Gu Nian: "Listen to cross talk more, laugh often!"

Host: "See you in the next issue~ I wish the magazine a big sale, haha~"

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