The horn I hold says I am Bai Yueguang

Li Yu was frank, and then said: "Our boss, not only has an extraordinary temperament, but also has a good-looking talent, and is also a role model for the new generation of cross talk actors. Since you are from Tianjin, Boss Gu has also held many special performances in Tianjin. His work How about my son, you have all heard of it more or less, there is nothing to argue about, right?"

"Tch... Isn't it all for Mr. Gu's sake to give him a little face." The other side snorted with little confidence.But Gu Heliang's reputation can't be refuted, it's even well-known among the older generation, so it's hard to say anything else.

Qiu Donglin looked Li Yu up and down - sweater, sneakers, wide-leg pants, and pierced ears and eyes like a little girl. How could Gu Heliang get along with such a person?

He stared at Li Yu's two strands of tender pink hanging ear dye, and clicked his tongue twice, "You kid looks indecent and speaks crookedly, nephew, where did you make such a friend, does your grandfather know?"

Li Yu lifted up his hair with his fingertips, deliberately exposed the shiny earrings, and replied before Gu Heliang, "We are all adults, and we still have the right to choose friends. Uncle, do you eat a few mouthfuls every meal?" Do you want to report to Mr. Gu?"

Hearing that he was so impolite, Qiu Donglin frowned and coughed twice.The disciple at the back tried to make amends for his master with great insight: "What are you talking about? Our master is commenting on Meng Chunyang's <The Big Bodyguard>, just discussing the facts. My master is too lazy to talk about it with you. Fall!"

"Isn't that the reason? We didn't discriminate by appearance first. It's your turn." Li Yu, who has been a hip-hop teacher for a long time, clapped his hands habitually to change his status. What's wrong with Yang?"

When Meng Chunyang heard the words "our Chunyang", he quietly took a look at Gu Heliang, and saw that he only turned his head to look at Li Yu, winked at Zhou Heyun, and stuck out his tongue secretly.

Zhou Heyun smiled, and patted Meng Chunyang on the back, asking him to listen carefully to the other side's comments.

One of Qiu Donglin's apprentices commented, "Mr. Meng's figure is too poor. In the last hidden knife pose, he seemed to be too strenuous and disrupted the "urgent" rhythm ahead. Although the characters in the script themselves are not good enough, the actors themselves have to It’s brilliantly done without being frizzy.”

It is true that Meng Chunyang faltered in the whole process because of too much force, which is very forced at first glance, and the audience will not be refreshed.Even the group of people from Xiyuanshe had to admit that what they said made sense to Meng Chunyang.

Only Li Yu touched his chin and said thoughtfully, "Oh, it's not exciting enough, is it?"

Seeing this, Meng Chunyang and Zhou Heyun whispered, "Could it be possible that Mr. Li can also talk about cross talk?"

Zhou Heyun shook his head, he didn't know if it meant that Li Yu couldn't, or he didn't know.

Li Yu said to Gu Heliang, "Boss Gu, please help me from the back. There are too many sand and stones here. It would be a bit difficult to play full spin, so I won't show off my special skills."

Gu Heliang nodded and said, "Okay."

Under everyone's suspicious eyes, Li Yu moved his wrists and ankles twice, touched the folding fan on the stone table, and walked to the middle of the crowd.Gu Heliang followed and stood obliquely to Li Yu's side.

"See if this is exciting enough."

Li Yu imitated the teasing look in "The Bodyguard", pretending the folding fan was a big knife, gesturing lightly around his head twice,

Qiu Donglin just thought that he had some real skills, but he couldn't help but sneered when he saw this disorderly nonsense.

Before he could close his sneering mouth, he saw Li Yu yelling the phrase "I'm going to do a night battle Bafang Tibetan knife style!" Suddenly, he flicked his wrist and turned the fan around a few times with one hand. With one movement, the folding fan is thrown outward.

The folding fan swooped forward smoothly, scraping against the luxuriant cherry tree, causing a shower of flowers to rustle, and the folding fan swirled suddenly after hitting the branch, attacking him as if it had eyes.The moment the fan came to Li Yu's neck, he grabbed the handle of the fan with one hand and fell straight in Gu Heliang's direction.

Li Yu originally wanted Gu Heliang to just pick him up and give him some strength to make him stand still, but he unexpectedly felt that Gu Heliang's arms were weakly wrapped around his waist, and his warm chest supported his body, making his entire body People seemed to be trapped in Gu Heliang's arms.

The few petals of cherry blossoms brought back by the folding fan fell on the two of them, trembling in the breeze.

Li Yu raised his eyes and glanced up, just in time to meet Gu Heliang who was looking at him without blinking, his thin lips were tightly pursed, and no emotion could be seen in his deep, dark eyes.

In any previous version of "Bodyguard", there seems to be no precedent for such a funny catch.

Hearing the noisy courtyard, there was a sudden silence. Li Yu hurriedly stood up straight from Gu Heliang's arms, said "Thank you" in a low voice, and then, in order to cover up the scene just now, he threw the folding fan on the table and said in a false way. : "Xiaoyao fan style, show your ugliness."

"Okay! Beautiful!" Meng Chunyang reacted first, and quickly applauded, "It's so handsome!"

Li Yu pressed his hands down solemnly, signaling to stop the warm applause.

After the applause finally subsided, Qiu Donglin asked, "Are you a martial artist?"

"That's right, but I practice hip-hop." Li Yu said, "How about it, is it what you want?"

Someone yelled, "That must not be counted, you are too fancy, we say that cross talk is not a juggling!"

Li Yu asked Gu Heliang as if asking for credit, "Boss Gu, is it exciting?"

"Extremely exciting." Gu Heliang put his hands behind his back and said warmly.

After receiving the praise, Li Yu shook his head happily, then turned to Qiu Donglin and the others and said, "Look, we say we are wonderful, but you say you are good, no matter how you evaluate, there are people who are dissatisfied. So we need a professional to be impartial Unreliable referee."

Everyone was puzzled, "Referee?"

Li Yu finally brought up the central topic, "Boss Gu, aren't you going to lay down the ground in two days?"

Gu Heliang said, "Teacher Li is right."

"With so many people, who decides where to lay down the ground?"

"Accordingly, the old man should have the final say, but the old man is not here, so only my uncle and I can decide."

Li Yu clapped his hands again, "Hey, this is the same reason as if the trick was brilliant just now. No matter how you pick it, you are not satisfactory, so why not have a field competition?"

Everyone wondered, "Competition?"

"Good question." Li Yu said, "If we are engaged in traditional culture, we have to keep pace with the times, don't we? We each organize a lineup to perform, there is no so-called face-to-face crowd, please seniors to evaluate, and then compare each game, Just unlock one area, and the winner of this group will first choose a spot in the area. How about deciding based on strength and fair competition?"

"Hey, Mr. Li, this is completely a variety show." Gu Heliang praised it just right, "But I think it's feasible, uncle, what do you think?"

Except for Gu Li, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not to mention Qiu Donglin, who was over half a century old, was even more unfamiliar with these new gadgets. After being explained to him by his apprentice, he finally understood what Li Yu meant.

Qiu Donglin sneered, "I don't have much skill, and it's a good game. I don't think it's feasible. First of all, it's not that we are not strong enough to dare to take on the challenge. It's just that the professionals who judge us, in today's cross talk world, can afford it." Only my master and Mr. Hou Renji will be on the 'Daman'. Mr. Hou, who can invite you?"

Qiu Donglin thought everything through.Leaving aside the fact that Gu Baoshen is not in Beijing, he is related to both parties, so naturally he cannot be considered an old man.And that Mr. Hou is a generation higher than Gu Baoshen. Back then, the president of the Chinese Music Association went to his home to invite him to be a program reviewer, but he rejected them directly. No one could invite him.

Therefore, Qiu Donglin thought that this would dispel Li Yu's strange thoughts.After all, he is also aware of the importance of the venue, otherwise, why were all the entertainers performing in Tianqiao back then, and not in Songjiazhuang?If there is no such thing, Gu Heliang is a junior, and he doesn't have a real "palm acupuncture point", so whoever lays down the ground, shouldn't he have to listen to him alone?

However, Qiu Donglin watched Li Yu take out his mobile phone from his pocket, "Oh, you want to invite Grandpa Hou, I'll call and ask, the circle of friends should be in Beijing."

Everyone: "??!"

Li Yu flipped through the phone book, dialed the number, pressed the speakerphone, and after two beeps, a recognizable loud voice came from the opposite side.

"Hey, look, look, who's calling?"

"Grandpa Hou, I, Li Yu."

Hou Renji scolded all over his face, "Stinky boy, I haven't known to greet my old man for so long!" Then the subject changed, "What's the matter, are you ready to be my grandson-in-law?"

Although the old man is old, his ability to sing like a bell has not deteriorated at all. The words "grandson-in-law" echoed in the yard.

Li Yu and Hou Renji are so familiar?

Everyone was shocked.

Everyone present has learned about typhoons from Hou Renji's cross talk recordings or videos, and they are half teachers who have never met.It feels like suddenly receiving a call from the editor-in-chief of the textbook, and asking myself whether the penultimate geometry problem in exercise two is difficult.

"Haha, no." Li Yu laughed dryly, and moved his fingers holding the phone unnaturally, "Grandpa Hou, your granddaughter is a master's student in a famous university, how can I afford it?"

Mr. Hou snorted coldly, "What book did she study? After staying in engineering colleges for so many years, the boyfriends she found are more virtuous than each other."

"Hey, don't worry about Miss Xiaoqing, as long as she likes it."

As soon as Mr. Hou brought up the emotional topic of his grandchildren, he couldn't stop.Li Yu heard that he meant to compare himself with those boyfriends, and everyone in the yard listened, and quickly said the main point, "I called you today, mainly to ask you to do a The judges of the cross talk competition."

Mr. Hou was silent for a moment, and when he spoke again, he changed a completely different tone, with the coercion of an elder in his seriousness, "Boy, which faction are you speaking for?"

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