The horn I hold says I am Bai Yueguang

Li Yu hadn't seen Gu Heliang for four consecutive days since the last hot pot game that ended before it even started.

Although it has not been a few days, although Gu Heliang's words are always updated, and although Gu Heliang himself still chats with him on WeChat, Li Yu is still a little absent-minded in his spare time.

"Hey, Young Master Li?" Wu Chen called Li Yu first, but saw that he didn't respond for a long time, and just leaned on his chin at a 45-degree angle and looked out the window, looking like a melancholy young man, shaking his hand in front of him. After shaking, "Uncle Li, ancestor Li? Man, hey, come back to your senses!"

Li Yu blinked his eyes slowly twice, and shifted his somewhat straight gaze to Wu Chen.

"What about you? What about Hun'er? Did you go into the small garden with Boss Gu?" Wu Chen teased.

"It's okay, why don't you let people stay in a daze?" Li Yu denied Wu Chen's words, skipped him directly, and looked at the young man behind him, the shiny bald head was too conspicuous.

He hesitated for a moment, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he jumped off the chair, "Hey hey hey, you're not an insider!"

"Yeah!" The bald young man immediately took a cool and iconic pose, expecting Li Yu to call out his name, but his movements froze, and Li Yu was still "who is inside".

The bald young man: "...Master Li, if you really don't want to remember, just say it."

"How can it be, to tease you, the effect of the show." Li Yu came over and gave him a warm hug, "Long time no see, Taiyi!"

The bald youth: "..."

The bald young man pushed him away indifferently, turned around and left.

"See, Old Chen, this is called a soldier who wins without fighting, and it's so easy to win~" Li Yu put his right arm around Wu Chen's shoulder, and wrapped the fingers of his left hand around the strand of pink hair around his ear. One lap, "Winner!"

The bald young man turned his head unbearably, "Bert, did you do it on purpose? You already knew that we are here to fight with you!"

The so-called battle is fighting dance.Now various dance studios or hip-hop dancers often learn from each other and exchange experiences in this way.Donghuang and his group are frequent dancers at Wu Chen's dance studio.

Li Yu smiled narrowly, revealing that their dimples were very innocent, "So that's the case, then please come in quickly, the famous Lockingdancer Donghuang in Chaoyang District."

Donghuang rolled his eyes resentfully, Li Yu really deserves a slap.

"Ha ha ha ha laugh die." Wu Chen was so excited to watch, he wanted to grab melon seeds cross-legged on the kang, and learn how to use Donghuang's Chinglish, "Hey, then shall we still bet on cheese bacon meat sauce pizza? Can we say this time? I bought a big one, last time I got some meat sauce on the box, "

"Gambling, yes." Li Yu squinted at him, "But you don't fight, and you don't have your share in the first place. Don't touch the top class."

"Oh, isn't it time to affectionately call me 'a lighting lamp on the road of holding horns'?" Wu Chen shook his head pretending to be sad, "Oh, what an unfilial son, my father doesn't want to leave Gu Heliang alone Let me tell you about the inside information about cross talk.”

"What?" Li Yu came to his senses, "Where did you talk about cross talk?"

"Liu Liu Lian, where do you think the sparrows are caught?" Wu Chen's Beijing man's tone came out again, "Liu Liu, Lian Lian, Do you understand?"

Li Yu replied sincerely: "I don't understand very well."

"It's street art!"

According to the traditional northern school, the genre of cross talk was born in Beijing Tianqiao in the late Qing Dynasty.

The Tianqiao area used to be the only way for the emperors of the Ming and Qing dynasties to worship the Temple of Heaven. Later, the emperor disappeared and there were fewer people to govern it, so it became a prosperous civilian market, attracting many Jianghu entertainers to "lay down" here, performing a Juggling to amuse a monkey, breaking a boulder to practice qigong, all rely on performing arts to make a living.

There is a poem describing it as "Jiuqi Opera and Gutianqiao City, how many tourists do not remember home", which can be seen from the lively scene back then.

At that time, there were no big theaters and small gardens. If the cross talk artists were not resident in teahouses, they would all make a living by "laying the ground".The audience is happy when they are happy, and there is no canned laughter to help create an atmosphere if they are not happy. It can really identify the level of an artist.

Li Yu was excited, "When and where? I want to see it!"

"Wait, wait." Dong Huang didn't understand the topic of these two people at all, "Cross talk? Bert, you are joking, right?"

"No, there is no joking." Li Yu said, "Let's hold the role."

Donghuang couldn't believe it, "Bert, you are a real B-boy, right? BreakingBoy?"

Li Yu said: "Actually, I'm also very good at girl group dancing."

Wu Chen interjected, "Just because of him, all the female teachers in our dance studio have been laid off and re-employed."

Donghuang: "??"

Just kidding, Li Yu accepted the battle invitation from Donghuang's dance studio as usual, saying that the time and format were negotiated in the WeChat group chat. Now he just wants to know how Gu Heliang talked about cross talk.

With Gu Heliang's huge number of fans, if Gu Heliang stood on the street, it would be like throwing a fat lamb into the pack of wolves. In a short while, there would be no bones left.

However, when Li Yu told Gu Heliang of his worries, he realized that Wu Chen's gossip was inconsistent with the facts.

"Oh, it's student training, you didn't lay down the ground yourself, I thought..." Li Yu sat cross-legged on the ground, leaning against the glass wall of the dance room, with wireless earphones plugged into his ears, the sound seemed empty in the huge room .

On the other hand, Gu Heliang was babbling and noisy, singing Taiping lyrics, reporting the names of dishes, and playing allegro. Li Yu even heard someone yelling, "I'll do a 'Night Battle Bafang Tibetan Sword Style'", and everyone immediately Exclaimed "Hurry up and hit the edge of the table!"

Li Yu laughed awkwardly: "...Your place is so lively."

Even in the midst of the chaos, Gu Heliang's voice was still steady, "Want to watch the fun? I'll pick you up."

"Really?" Li Yu got up quickly, pushed the door open and walked to the locker room, but he said falsely, "That will delay your work."

"It's their business, I'm fine. And—" Gu Heliang paused, and Li Yu heard the noise from his side fade away, so he probably moved away from the crowd.

Li Yu quickly changed his clothes while Gu Heliang finished speaking.He had just taken off his dance clothes and was putting the sweater on his head when Gu Heliang's trailing voice came from his ear, "—I haven't seen Teacher Li for four days."

Out of his professional habits, Gu Heliang's words have always been clean and neat, and there has never been a time when the final sound is elongated.

Li Yu was blindfolded in his sweater, the small and dark space brought shortness of breath for a moment, his nose was surrounded by the smell of lime laundry detergent, the voice in the earphones was close to his nerves, his waist half exposed in the air Trembling slightly.

"Teacher Li?"

"Hey, I'm here." Li Yu was called back by Gu Heliang's soft call, and hurriedly put on his sweater, as if he thought he could see him even through voice calls, "You say."

Gu Heliang said: "I'll pick you up from the dance room, okay?"

Li Yu wanted to say yes, but suddenly thought of "Lu Jianghai" downstairs, so he quickly changed his words, "I'll wait for you at the gate of Xiyuanshe. I just go there so that you don't have to turn around again."

After getting Gu Heliang's affirmative answer, Li Yu hung up the phone, walked out of the dressing room, and rushed to the front desk, resting his chin on his stomach. Before he could speak, Wu Chen only glanced at him, then looked away with contempt.

"Please, stay away from me."

Li Yu was puzzled, "What's wrong? I haven't said anything yet."

Wu Chen said sourly: "Oh, do you still need your old man to open his mouth to order? You go and look in the mirror to see that your face is full of spring, and the dimple around your mouth is so deep that you can swim in it. I have a date. Just go, don't neglect Boss Gu."

"Hey, the layout is small, right? I call it an industry survey, and I'm doing business."

"Mr. Li, they talk about cross talk, we dance street dance, there seem to be eight Mariana Trench in between, what kind of industry investigation are you doing?"

"It's all folk art, it's not bad." Li Yu glanced at himself at the glass door, scratched his hair smugly, and straightened his sweater and hat, "Fortunately, I look pretty good today."

"Everything you wear from a stall looks like a brand." Wu Chen looked him up and down, relying on his years of fashion experience to assure that Li Yu added shoes from the beginning to the end, and it didn't exceed 500 yuan, so he insisted on wearing them. With a sense of high definition, "Why don't you wear the suit last time?"

Li Yu said: "I left the rent early, and it costs 200 yuan a day. I only wore it for half a day that time, and there was no discount."

Wu Chen was overjoyed, "Okay, I rented it. I thought that Mr. Li, the famous pickpocket, had a change of sex, so I bought it specially."

"I don't need it normally, it's a waste." Li Yu picked it up confidently, "I'll still enjoy the money I've saved."

Wu Chen smashed his mouth and waved his hands: "...Chengbai, do whatever you like, don't get in the way here, and go about your big business."

……

Li Yu waited for less than 10 minutes at the door of Xiyuanshe. The familiar white Lexus stopped in front of him. He quickly got into the co-pilot and saw that the driving Gu Heliang was still wearing a coat. .

"You came really fast, the road is not blocked now, right?" Li Yu consciously fastened his seat belt.

"It's okay, it's not time to get off work." Gu Heliang stepped on the accelerator after seeing that Li Yu was sitting firmly.

Li Yu watched the car drive towards the second ring road, and then remembered the detailed information about Gu Heliang in Chaohua, saying that the Gu family's old house is in an alley at the foot of Huangchenggen, not only for their own family, but also for the students of Xiyuan Society As for the accommodation, the size of the courtyard can be imagined, which further reflects Gu Heliang's high social status.

Only then did he feel that it was a bit reckless to visit the Gu family's old house so abruptly.Especially if you meet Gu Baoshen and ask him why he came, would he say that he came to watch the fun?

"Boss Gu, I'm empty-handed, I didn't bring anything to Mr. Gu..." Li Yu said hesitantly.

Gu Heliang said: "It's okay, he went to visit his relatives these two days, there are no elders in the house now."

Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and his heart relaxed a little, "That's great, I'm not ready yet."

Gu Heliang pursed the corners of his lips, "Are you going to meet the parents?"

"Ah?" Li Yu stared blankly at Gu Heliang, only to see Gu Heliang staring ahead, concentrating on driving, as if what he just said was just an auditory hallucination.

But...he really heard right?The radio was not turned on in the car, and Gu Heliang's voice was clear.

The atmosphere in the car froze for a few seconds, but it was Gu Heliang who broke the silence first, and glanced at Li Yu with a half-smile, "Why, isn't the old man Gu Nian's parent?"

Li Yu suddenly realized that this was what he meant, "That must be counted. But I am such a little hip-hop teacher, how dare I do Mr. Gu's home visit."

"The old man is not a god, he is just a craftsman who relies on his ability to make a living." Gu Heliang said, "It is a good thing that the status of cross talk actors has improved in the past two years, but it is too serious to take themselves too seriously. Separated from the audience, drifting too high, It’s not cross talk.”

"That's why you want to let the people of Xiyuanshe lay down the land like they did back then?"

"Half right. If it was only my own business, the hot pot wouldn't end in a hurry that day."

"That's that?" Li Yu stared at the dangling lucky bag on the front-view mirror, and the amplitude of the swing was almost the same. It could be seen that the car was driving steadily.

Gu Heliang said: "It was my uncle who led the people, and suddenly came from Tianjin to go to acupuncture points."

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Lockingdancer: Locking Dancer.Lock dance is a type of hip-hop dance that uses body parts in protruding and locked movements.

Chinglish: Chinese English

Jiuqi Opera Drums Tianqiao City, how many tourists do not remember home: Excerpted from "Tianqiao Song" by the poet Yi Shunding

BreakingBoy: Breaking male dancer, referred to as B-Boy. Breaking is a floor dance of street dance.

Eight-party Tibetan knife style in night battle: from the classic cross talk "Bodyguard"

Walking point: cross talk actors perform in places where other cross talk actors are resident.