My little attack is too boring

"Hmm..." Qiao Yueshan woke up and was about to get up.Only to find that he couldn't move.

What caught the eye was a generous chest.He was held tightly in his arms and could not move.

Qiao Yueshan was surprised, he didn't expect that the person beside him was still there when he woke up.Usually this person has already gone to work.

Qiao Yueshan looked at the hour hand, which was already pointing to the direction of 9.Um, overslept?He poked the chest in front of him, but the other party didn't respond.

Just about to struggle to get out, it turned out that I still couldn't move, but a sleepy magnetic voice came from above, "Hey, don't make trouble, sleep again."

Qiao Yueshan was even more surprised, and poked the little red bean in front of him again, "You are late for work."

"rest."

"..." So that's the case, no wonder I'm still at home today.

Qiao Yueshan gave up struggling, he looked up at the sleeping face of the other party, and lay down obediently without struggling.

Qiao Yueshan closed his eyes again, but after a while, he also fell asleep.

When the two of them woke up completely, it was already past 12 o'clock.

Qiao Yueshan looked at Yan Lu who stood up and changed his clothes.Drooling at the opponent's figure.

Tall and slender.The entire back is like a bow, with smooth lines, and finally tucked into the waist. .

Hehe, such a perfect man is my man!Thinking so, Qiao Yueshan smiled insanely.

When Yan Lv turned around, what he saw was Qiao Yueshan with a rippling smile on his face.

Yan Lu pursed his lips, his voice was a little more magnetic than usual, "Get up." He liked the way the other party was crazy about him.

Qiao Yueshan's smile froze on his face, Emma.He actually let the other party see his nympho look! T^T is not Xinghu! ! !

Qiao Yueshan touched the corner of his mouth in embarrassment.I'm afraid that there is something strange in this place.As a result, Qiaoyueshan was dumbfounded after finishing this action.Fuck ヾ(｀Д) Didn't he just call himself out! ! ! ! !

Qiao Yueshan, who realized what he had done wrong, jumped up violently.He rushed out like a rabbit.

Qiao Yueshan poured water on his blushing face fiercely, feeling his face was hot.Emma, ​​it's so embarrassing! !There is wood! ! ! ! !Ahhh, to let the other party see such a stupid look.shameful.

Qiao Yueshan patted his fiery cheeks, trying to relax himself.

After finally cleaning himself up, he hurried out.

But he found that he was already sitting on the top of the living room.

"Let's go." Yan Lu saw him come out.

Qiao Yueshan didn't expect him to come out like this, "Where are you going?"

But he still went out with Yan Lu.

When he was sitting in Pingkeju, he realized that he was brought out for breakfast.Although they are having breakfast and lunch together.

However, he glanced at the two people opposite him.It's a coincidence.

I didn't expect to meet Qin Ming and Shao Hui.The two of them also come here for breakfast and lunch.The reason, we all understand, ahem, just look at the marks on the little goblin's neck.

"What? You don't want to?" Qin Ming rolled his eyes, looked at Qiao Yueshan's hesitant expression and said.

Qiao Yueshan laughed, "How come? It's just a coincidence. It's okay."

When Qin Ming heard Qiao Yueshan's words, it's okay, his face turned black instantly. It's not that the little bitch doesn't know that beast in his family, so it's no wonder it's good.

Qiao Yueshan looked at the other party's coquettish face full of displeasure, and instantly knew that he had stabbed a hornet's nest.embarrassing!He actually forgot that the other party disliked being asked that way the most. . .Shit, the self from last night must have gotten on the body of today's self!

"Heh...hehe, let's order." Qiao Yueshan quietly touched the non-existent cold sweat.Going to muddle through this topic.

Qin Ming just gave him a blank look and let him go.Picked up the menu and ordered his favorite dish.I just let you go for now. . .After that.hehe.Qin Ming pursed his lips and smiled.

Qiao Yueshan felt a little cold for no reason.Still, he ordered.

It was a coincidence that the two of them were binge eating.The other two conversations were spent.

After eating, they asked about each other's upcoming itinerary, and they all said that they had no plans. After discussing it, Qiao Yueshan finally proposed to go to the movies. As a result, they hit it off, and the four of them went to the movie theater in a mighty way.

When he was in the movie theater, Qiao Yueshan was still served by Yan Lv like an old man.With Coke in one hand and popcorn in the other, someone will give you water when you are thirsty, and someone will feed you when you are free.

Qin Ming looked at this scene, and then looked at Shao Hui who was dozing beside him, and his heart beat even louder.Thinking of it as the next plan, Qin Ming could hardly help laughing, oh ha ha ha ha. . . .

After watching the movie, the four of them went to Disneyland again.After coming out, the two parties separated.

During this period, Qiao Yueshan kept peeking at Qin Ming, muttering in his heart, Emma, ​​it's unscientific, just based on his understanding of goblins, just because he touched the other party's mine this morning, the other party can't just let him go without doing anything ah.

But this doubt only circulated in Qiao Yueshan's mind for a while.Two days later, he forgot to go to Octopus Kingdom.

Qiao Yueshan happily watched Yan Lu leave.

In the past two days, Yan Lu has been really obedient to him.However, just did not touch him.

Qiao Yueshan felt a little itchy in his heart, but he was happy thinking that he would be able to eat all kinds of delicious food later.My heart doesn't itch anymore.

After a while, Qiao Yueshan looked at Jisan on the screen and felt bored, so he turned off Jisan.He pulled out the D drive and opened the file drive named learning materials.Created a new Word document.

Started his code word journey.After half an hour, he scratched his head in frustration.

Damn!Unscientific! ! !His best short essay on the eighth letter, he actually got stuck! ! !What the hell is going on.

Although he didn't want to admit it, he got stuck.

Qiao Yueshan, who had been sharing his short essays with the goblin, opened Qin Ming's QQ window with a look of resentment.

[Fuck ヾ(｀Д) I actually got stuck! ! !Card eighth letter short essay! ! !Fuck]

[2333333 gave you 32 likes and you have such a day]

Qin Ming looked at the chat window.Laughed.After waiting for so long, his chance finally came.

[Fuck!How heartless!What about friendship! ! ! 】

[hhhhh must be because you are not satisfied with your desires, you are obviously such a slippery person! 】

【…】

【_┏┓○ツ[打地笑着] Could it be I hit it off! 】

【…】

【Σ(°△°|||)︴hahahahaha, so funny! !Emma, ​​I have a small movie here, maybe you will be inspired if you watch it]

Qiao Yueshan looked at the information in the window.I'm a little excited.He basically never watched the short film.When asked the reason, it was naturally that his family did not allow him to see it. . .Say what I don't like when you look at other men. . .

[Ahem, it's better not to.I will be miserable if Yan Lv finds out]

【Um?Yes, I forgot you said he was on vacation for a month.he is at home now? 】

【No, he is out buying food for me now. 】

Qin Ming looked at this message and laughed wildly in his heart.God help me in front of you! !

[Pfft, then what are you afraid of.The short movie was finished in less than 30 minutes, how would he know if you didn't tell me? 】

【Well. .it's not good. .forget it. . . 】

【(___)ノ│Bi said Calvin again, maybe I will be inspired after reading it. 】

【where. .All right. 】

Qiao Yueshan thinks about it too.In such a short time, the other party can't come back so fast, and he needs to walk around the city to buy everything he wants to eat.Moreover, he was really curious. .

Qiao Yueshan looked excitedly at the progress bar on the transmission.

After the transfer is complete.He looked behind him with a guilty face.Think about it.He still locked the door silently.Then silently put on the earplugs and played a small movie.

There are European and American handsome guys.Then, he started the unintuitive comparison.

Forehead. .The muscles are not good enough. .The lines are not beautiful. .well. .So ugly. .

Being picky and focused, he naturally didn't hear the clear sound coming from the door.

Yan Lu stuffed the key into his pocket casually, and squinted at the scene inside.

After receiving a text message from Qin Ming, he just bought half of the items.As a result, he rushed back without even buying the whole thing.

He knew Qin Ming's personality, and he was not joking.This guy is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, but he still jumped into the pit, how could he let his lover see other men!That's all dirty. . .He's going crazy with jealousy now.

Thinking of the text message he sent to Shao Hui, his anger finally subsided a little. Just because of that domineering, paranoid jealousy, he didn't believe that Qin Ming could get up. . .

Yan Lu strode over and tore off the wire.

Qiao Yueshan looked dumbfounded at the computer with a black screen.Turning his head to look, his face collapsed, and he screamed in his heart, what a disaster!Emma!Watching a small movie was actually discovered.

"Hehe, you've learned a lot, Qiao Yueshan, you actually watch short movies." Yan Lv, who was filled with jealousy, uttered a long sentence.

"I, I was wrong..." Qiao Yueshan tremblingly said wrong, Emma, ​​the right way is to admit your mistakes first.

Yan Lu stared at Qiao Yueshan expressionlessly, "What did I say?"

"Uh, watching small movies is not allowed."

"What's wrong."

"Wuwu, I didn't do it on purpose, Qin Ming asked me to read it." Emma, ​​Qin Ming, save me first, I will remember you.

"come over."

Qiao Yueshan saw the other party's expressionless face, and followed the other party into the bedroom slowly.

The result is.

……

"Do you know what's wrong?"

"Ah~ No,, know. Got it."

"What's wrong? Relax"

"Hmm...shouldn't look at it...don't dare anymore...let it go, let it go. Do..."

"It's good to know, I won't sleep with you tonight."

……

As a result, Qiao Yueshan and Yan Lu stayed at home for two whole days, except for the meal time, they were almost conjoined twins.

On the third day, Yan Lu finally let Qiao Yueshan go.He went out refreshed and went to buy snacks for the other party.

I didn't finish buying it before, and I ate everything I bought.He had no choice but to store up food for the family again.

Qiao Yueshan rubbed his sore waist and howled.Emma.my waist.

Qiao Yueshan bit the thin sheet fiercely, muttering in his heart.Damn!It turned out it was all the goblin's fault!Deliberately lured him to watch a small movie and then informed Yan Lu!

He knew all this from Yan Lv.Didn't he just poke his sore spot!The evildoer actually remembers now! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Qiao Yueshan made a severe note on Qin Ming's head. It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years!snort!

Qiao Yueshan couldn't move at this time, so he had to play with his phone.

Do what he does most often, post!

#Damn!I saw a short movie and saw it! #

Heartbroken _(:з)∠)_ I watched a small movie the day before yesterday, and half of it was my family!back!Come!up!Dare you not be so timely! ! ! ! !Guys, tell me I'm not alone! ! ! !

1L: Hahaha, give the landlord some wax, you are not alone!

2L: _┏┓○ツ [thumping the ground and laughing wildly] And then!Are you slapping!The day before yesterday!It's been two days!

3L: ↑That's right!Intuition we missed something! ! !

4L: Hehe, the host is funny and doesn't explain.Why don't you just watch a pornographic film?

5L: ↑It seems that the upstairs has a lot of experience, I am ashamed of myself.

6L: Hehe, yes, I have rich experience, why, is the girl upstairs interested in trying my kung fu?

7L: ↑Hehe.Upstairs funny than not explain.

8L: How am I so funny!What I said is true. How many women say that I am smart and good at work.I really don't know how to do it.

9L: ↑Did you become a dog after watching porn?so urgent.I'm not interested in humans and beasts.

10L: Emma, ​​don't be angry, the girl upstairs, the upstairs is a black man, don't pay attention to him.

11L: O(∩_∩)O~ That’s right, just ignore him.Obviously jealous of the cute host's popularity.

12L: It's a bunch of funny guys, what's the gay number to watch.

13L: If you don’t like watching it, please go out and turn left, no one welcomes you here↑

14L: +1 Emma.There are all kinds of black and white in these years, if you don't like it, you don't need to read it.

15L: Seeing the reply on the 8th floor, I was also drunk. . Σ(°△°|||)︴

16L: Where is the management?Get that idiot out of here.

17L: Fork out! ↓Let's form up!

18L: Fork out!

……

As a result, whenever black fans speak.But it was quickly brushed away.Qiao Yueshan has been here for so long, his silly performance and interesting posts have already gathered a group of small fans for him.Although the number of people is small, the combat effectiveness is explosive.

Our side is too weak and the enemy is too strong.He had to give up the fight.

After the black fans disappeared, Huiyou began to return to his usual brutal mode. .

……

545L: Hahaha ↑Let me break the formation, didn't you notice that black fan left?

546L: Huh? ?When you mention it like this, it seems to be true!Ha ha!Very good!Emma!Landlord, let's discuss what happened that night again, shall we?

547L: Landlord: ↑Not good.

548L: Pfft, the host is here! ! !Everyone, come and watch

549L: Emma has never been in such close contact with the host, and took a group photo.

550L: Exactly!screenshot!

551L: Hey, the original host~ is a little goblin, just tell us what happened afterwards.

552L: Landlord: Lying on the bed so far, what do you think?

553L: _┏┓○ツ[Happy laughing] ↑The landlord's condolences.

554L: -----It's really happy to see

-----Yeah yeah, huh?why you! Σ(°△°|||)︴

----- so what if it's me

-----Ah.Oh, no. . o(>﹏<)o

-----Let's talk

-----Go away, talk, talk about what! Σ(°△°|||)︴

-----What do you say

-----Mmmmmm, no. .Don't_(:з)∠)_

-----Why not?Isn't it cool to watch?

-----without. .ah. .

-----good.

_┏┓○ツ[Thumping the ground and laughing wildly] Let's start the little plot!The landlord took it! ↑

555L: Emma's Little Theater is so cute!I made up my mind.Emma decisively collected.

556L: _┏┓○ツ[Happy Laughing] The real image of the small theater.

……

"What are you looking at?" Just as Qiao Yueshan was in good spirits, Yan Lu's magnetic and pleasant voice came from the door.

"Ah? No, no." Qiao Yueshan quickly turned off the phone and laughed.

Yan Lu didn't care about his interruption, and took the things in.

They are all relatively light and delicious food.

Now Qiao Yueshan didn't care about the post anymore.He waited happily for Yan Lu to feed him.

And Yan Lu is also willing to feed him.The two of them just finished eating these things one bite at a time.

Yan Lu looked at the empty plate and the unusually well-behaved Qiao Yueshan with satisfaction, and took the things out.

To love someone is to monopolize ----- Strict love rules seven.

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