My little attack is too boring

When Qiao Yueshan woke up, Yan Lu was nowhere to be seen.Touching the still warm bed, the other party should have just left.Got up to wash up and went to the kitchen, and found that there was indeed warm porridge, Qiao Yueshan smiled sweetly.I haven't received this kind of treatment for a long time, the feeling of getting it back should not be too good!Ha ha.

Qiao Yueshan regained his spirit and started his happy rice bug life again.

He went back to the bedroom and took out his mobile phone, just about to open it.When I saw it, I was stunned.ヾ(｀Д) took the wrong phone!

Yan Lu's mobile phone was lying quietly in his hand at this moment.

The couple mobile phones used by the two of them are exactly the same style.Still all white, but!this screen. .Obviously not his!

. . . . . .

Yan Lv, whose mood had just improved, was galloping past in his heart.ヾ(｀Д) My God, why not be so cruel.he. .he. .he. .

Thinking of some short stories on the eighth letter in his mobile phone, Qiao Yueshan tightened his chrysanthemum, feeling a dull pain in a certain part of him. . .

Covering his face, he only hoped that the other party would not find his things.

Qiao Yueshan posted the post with the feeling that the wind is rustling and the strong man is gone forever. . .

That's right, he finally returned to normal and started to post again.

#Those cups caused by taking the wrong mobile phone#

Woke up today and found that my family took it!wrong!up!hand!machine!I forgot to change the lock screen password, and a lot of eighth-letter essays in my phone are written from the perspective of my family! ! ! !How to break it, hurry up, wait online! ! ! !

1L: Emma, ​​please check the address book of your mobile phone to see if there are any little fairies outside!

2L: Hahahahahahahaha, have you heard a sentence nozuonodie

3L: Wait for the details of the landlord's sex.

4L: I will give the host a dozen sets/sets.Do you want it~ The landlord!

……

Qiao Yueshan scrolled through the post, and couldn't help feeling that the girl in the post was always so cruel. .But he was really curious about Yan Lu's address book.double.

7L: Landlord: Scrap! ! ! !Convex(艹盘艹) Who is this Chirp? ! ! ! ! !

8L:233333 must be a goblin!The landlord quickly called to announce his official status!

9L: Credit agency, looking for extramarital affairs, phone xxxxxx, please call~

10L: It's all right! Landlord!You still have me!

11L: Landlord: _(:з)∠)_ Why don’t you come and comfort me, an abandoned husband? ! ! ! !

12L: Don't cry, host, come into my arms.

13L: Seduce your girl tonight and have sex with a beauty trap!Let him fuck!

14L: ~(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～～(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～Old landlord, you can go and ask your family for verification.

15L: The host will marry me!What kind of scumbag is the most annoying!

16L: The host should call mistress quickly!

……

Seeing the little speech in support of the phone call, Qiao Yueshan responded swiftly. .

111L: Host: Damn, I'm going to make a phone call!You goblins bless me and say no!

112L: hhhhh go go go go give you 32 likes~(≧▽≦)/~

113L: The host came back and asked for a live broadcast! ! ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ

114L: The poster loves live streaming! ! !

115L: add 1 upstairs

116L: ヾ(≧O≦)〃 Aww~ Blessings! ! !

……

Qiao Yueshan ignored the post after posting it.Instead, they are studying this so-called chirping number.Why does he think this number looks familiar?

Do you want to fight? .beat?Do not hit?Hmph, it's marked so intimately, could it be some little lover?

Qiao Yueshan struggled for a while, and finally decided to make this call.Damn it, if Yan Lu really raises a mistress, he will destroy the other half of his life's happiness in minutes!

Qiao Yueshan pulled it out and listened to the strange ringtone from the phone.Instant knee pain!

"La la la~ I'm a young master of morality~ I'm cute, soft and overthrown~Youth~ Why don't you come and have a shot?"

Qiao Yueshan wanted to hang up immediately, but the other party picked it up, "What's wrong?"

The magnetic and pleasant voice from the other end of the phone instantly made Qiao Yueshan's spine tremble, and his feet were a little weak. He, he, he couldn't remember his phone number!Fuck!How about not being so cruel. .Qiao Yueshan felt more pain in his knees!

Hehe, if someone finds out, he will definitely be

#论抓小三打到自己的可能力##I thought my lover had a mistress, but I found out that I am the imaginary mistress.

one of them. .Qiao Yueshan had never felt so anxious about IQ before, and suddenly remembered that the two of them had taken the wrong mobile phone today, and blurted out: "I woke up today and found that our mobile phones have been swapped. Don't touch the things in my mobile phone!"

"..."

Qiao Yueshan was about to cry stupidly T^T, isn't he looking for death? He didn't mention which pot!It's like you say to a person, I'll tell you something, and then stop talking.Emma, ​​isn't this tantalizing!Teasing your appetite is bad behavior!Everyone is curious. . .

The more you don't let them see, the more itchy you will be. .

Qiao Yueshan said dryly: "Eh? I'll just talk, talk. It's okay, it's okay, hang up."

After speaking, he didn't pay attention to what the other party said, but hung up the phone directly, and couldn't help but bumped into the computer desk after hanging up.

"Oh, it hurts." Qiao Yueshan cried out in pain.

"..." Is it because of the cold war that he became stupid, (___)ノ│wall

Qiao Yueshan, who was in a cloudy mood, pursed his lips, and swiped the post to ask for comfort.

999L: Host: Hey, stupid host forgot that the number is mine!I said why is this number so familiar! T^T

1000L: oh! Capture a stupid and cute host alive!

1002L: _┏┓○ツ[Happy laughing] nozuonodie↑The landlord, you are so stupid and cute, does your family know it!

1003L: Emma!Did the landlord experience the feeling of being grabbed, raped, and caught on his own body?How does it feel!

1004L: o(*≧▽≦)ツ All I can say is, the landlord should wash it up obediently haha

1005L: _┏┓○ツ [thumping the ground and laughing wildly] Drunk!

1006L: Thinking about catching it until the end, I found out that it was just a wild idea, and I was drunk too!Ha ha

1007L: Hey.The landlord, I have various props for sale, would you like to share them?

1008L: ↑Fork upstairs.Come and come, let's turn left to discuss.

1009L: ↑There are only two people upstairs who are hungry and thirsty, Emma, ​​take me with you.

1010L: Haha ↑ After seeing the above three, I am also drunk~ Take me too

1011L: ↑Add 1 when drunk. . o(*≧▽≦)ツLet’s go in formation!

1012L: Drunk o(*≧▽≦)ツ

1013L: Drunk o(*≧▽≦)ツ

1014L: Drunk o(*≧▽≦)ツ

1015L: Drunk o(*≧▽≦)ツ↓The formation depends on youヾ(｀Д)

……

Qiao Yueshan stared at the rhythm of God's unfolding, dumbfounded.Sure enough, he couldn't keep up with the brains of the current girl!

How can I break it if my brain is not big enough?Said: Dig hard!Digging is big, I am a hard-working brain hole king!

Here Qiao Yueshan is in a daze, while Yan Lv is doing something seriously.

I saw Yan Lu's face was paralyzed, concentrating on flipping through the novel.Turn over Joe Otaku's short essay on the eighth letter. . .Looking at the contents inside, the dark light in the deep eyes became deeper and deeper.

It turns out that this is what the little cutie at home likes.Oh, this is good.Hey, this is also good, the candle is really interesting.Uniforms, hehe. .Be strict with your heart.

I finished flipping through the short essay on the eighth letter.The corners of Yan Lu's lips curled up slightly, a light flashed in his eyes, and a happy expression rarely appeared on his paralyzed face.

He pressed the landline calmly, "Come in."

Zhong Yao received the call from the big boss, and quickly went in to listen to the boss's orders.

Yan Lu sat on the soft and comfortable office chair, and said lightly: "Help me contact 'Love', and do it quickly."

Zhong Yao quickly took the note from the boss with both hands.Surprised in my heart, this 'love' is a famous love shop. .Only orders are accepted, the object is the upper class, and a membership system is adopted.The tricks inside are notoriously witty on the inside.When did the boss also have this interest. .

But as a right-hand man, he can ask what he knows and what he can't. He just put away his surprise and obeyed calmly.

After Zhong Yao walked out, Yan Luxia's thoughts continued.He wanted to rush back now, but he couldn't. The work hadn't been finished yet. He looked at a certain raised part and collected himself.Take out the file and check it out.

At this time, Qiao Yueshan sneezed suddenly, but he just rubbed his nose, rubbed his arms, touched the remote control, turned up the temperature, and continued to take a nap.

night.

Qiao Yueshan was putting the last dish on the table when he heard the bell.He went out and turned on the videophone.I saw a neat young man dressed as a courier standing at the door.

"Who?"

"Is it Mr. Qiao? We are here to deliver the goods. Mr. Yan Lu asked us to deliver them here." The young man replied respectfully.And exposed the work permit and the things behind him.

Qiao Yueshan let it go.The community they live in is a high-end community.The checks are very strict, and basically there will be no harassment incidents.

Qiao Yueshan ordered the other party to move the things to the storage room.After sending the courier away, he was about to open it to see what it was, when he heard a noise.When he went out, he saw that Yan Lu had returned.

Qiao Yueshan immediately forgot about the express delivery, stepped forward to take off his suit for Yan Lv, and urged him to change into home clothes.He came to the kitchen and brought the soup up.

The two finished dinner and watched a movie on the sofa.After watching a movie, Yan Lu turned off the movie abnormally.Urging Qiao Yueshan to take a bath.

Although Qiao Yueshan was puzzled, he obediently went to take a bath.

When he washed it out, he was dumbfounded.

The place where he put his pajamas was gone.The one I took instead was one with very little fabric. .Sex, sexy uniform!

"..." What's wrong with this? !

However, Qiao Yueshan, who is usually ignorant, suddenly became enlightened. At this time, Yan Lv was the only one who could change his clothes. .

Thinking of today's courier and today's mobile phone, Qiao Yueshan felt his knee hurt again. (___)ノ│wall

Qiao Yueshan stared at him for a long time as if he had a deep hatred with the uniform.Finally resigned and put things on. .

He won't admit that it's because the other party wants him to do this, and he wears it for the other party's happiness, no! !

Qiao Yueshan put on the uniform with very little fabric.Looking at the person in the mirror, a blush gradually appeared on his face.

I saw the black uniform clinging tightly to his skin and skin, outlining a pleasant figure.Can barely cover a certain part. .Empty back.

Qiao Yueshan felt that the chrysanthemums were cool and a little irritable.Damn!What a mouthful!He didn't even want to go out.

If the mountain does not come, I will go to the mountain.This is undoubtedly understood by Yan Lv.He stared at his watch for so long, knowing his lover's shy character, he looked at the things on the bed.He narrowed his eyes and walked to the bathroom.

As soon as you enter, you can see such a lovely view.Yan Lu's eyes darkened.

Go over and pick people up.

……

This night, Qiao Yueshan deeply realized what love is. .

In the middle of the night, he wondered in a daze, maybe he would appear in #论恶力力之长长的可能# tomorrow. .This beast!

He Nai's strict law didn't give him too long to think, and pulled him into the whirlpool again. . .

Love needs a little fun to adjust ----- Strict love rules four.

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