My little attack is too boring

Chapter 2

A certain year, a certain month, a certain day plus one day.

night.

Qiao Yueshan was chewing gum and staring at the computer excitedly, his hands were crackling, and his posture was quite a bit of a master of keyboards!Swear not to break the keyboard and not look back!Crackling.

【Shishi smiles shyly at Yan.The blush on his face became more and more obvious.Yan's eyes lit up, and he threw him down on the bed excitedly...Papapapa --- the end of the play]

Qiao Yueshan happily looked at another short essay on the eighth letter, and felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart!Can't help but blow chewing gum!Pat clap clack!There is a sense of rhythm!The performance is that he blows chewing gum more and more frequently.

Adhering to the grand idea that being alone is worse than being happy with others, he happily opened the button, flipped to the account of the little goblin in the friend group, and sent a window shake.

[Little Fairy! !come out faster! ! ! 】

[...Damn it.You little bitch!They all told me!

Do not!

Yes! !

Small! ! !

demon! ! ! !

Refined! ! ! ! ! 】

Qiao Yueshan seemed to see the maddened expression on the other party's monstrous face, and smiled with narrowed eyes.A handsome and pleasant person will inexplicably reveal a wretched taste.

[Σ(ω) Don't make trouble!Goblin!Obviously a little fairy!How dare you say you are not! 】

[Fuck!Small!cheap!people!When did I become a goblin! 】

【←_← When are you no longer a little fairy!The one who jumped into the river for you last time is great!The one who swallowed the medicine for you last time is great!The one who was depressed for you last time is great!On top of last time...]

[Fuck!Had a big fuck!Small!

cheap!

people!

Again! !

See! ! !

Never see you again! ! ! 】

Qin Ming was so angry that he wanted to pinch that little bitch along the network cable!It's not that he doesn't know his perverted physique that attracts perverted men!He didn't mean it!As a result, it now attracts the perverted paranoid domineering attack.He's almost crying!Crying for his suffering little ass! ┻━┻︵╰(‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

[Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble.Talk about business!Showing you my latest completed eighth letter essay! ] Qiao Yueshan looked at the other party's roaring speech, knowing that the other party would explode if he continued.Quickly give the other party a smooth hair.

【┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻Hmph! You're smart! Little! Bitch! Man! Yes, please submit! Come on! Come on!】

Qin Ming was successfully attracted by the short essay on the eighth letter.Ask Qiao Yueshan to pass the file over quickly.He's not going to say he got a truce because of the short essay, huh. ╭(╯^╰)╮

Qiao Yueshan passed the file over.

[La la la, praise me as an upright and upright silver!look!From the short text, I know how moral I am! ! 】

Qin Ming quickly scanned through the short essay, feeling very impressed! !I just wanted to praise the little bitch to write more touching.As a result, I saw that I spoke in an abusive manner about the other party.Feeling itchy again.

Qin Ming thought of the h-text package downloaded a few days ago.Xie Mei smiled, exuding a dangerous aura all over her body.

【Σ(ω) Yes!Very honest!Just until I saw "Sweet Dinner" in the downloaded h text package a few days ago ←_←]

After sending this sentence, Qin Ming imagined the other party's reaction and smiled happily, completely unaware of the pervert approaching behind him.

I didn't realize it until I was picked up by the opponent.

[Fuck!You pervert, what are you going crazy for! 】

[It's the most touching to put the evil beauty under your body, who told you to smile like that just now to seduce me! 】

【No no no...】

Here, Qiao Yueshan was sitting with his tail cocked and waiting for a compliment, when he received an explosive message.

The huge bubbles that were being blown from his mouth popped and stuck to his face.Very funny.

Qiao Yueshan hurriedly wiped the chewing gum off his face.

[...Don't scare me! 】

...After 1 minute, no message received.

[Fuck shit!You are answering! ! 】

...five minutes passed.

【... Show up and tell me it's not true!for!Varied!what!I!

of!

black!

calendar!history!It will appear in the briefcase! ! 】

Qiao Yueshan clasped the keyboard violently, and thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart... The contents of the small task post he sent in the group at the beginning will be put into the h-text package...

Knowing that he was put in a briefcase, this feeling... Qiao Yueshan couldn't speak.Qiao Yueshan, who was not affirmed, became more and more irritable, he knew that what the goblin usually said was true!But he just doesn't want to be sure! !

Yan Lu blankly glanced at the chat window on the screen, then glanced at Qiao Yueshan who was still pressing the keyboard and meditating in his own world, silently took out his mobile phone and opened Baidu, and found the so-called "Sweet Dinner", He finished reading the contents with a blank expression.Another glance at Qiao Yueshan who was still thinking about his own world.quietly walked to the kitchen...

When I arrived at the kitchen, I opened the refrigerator and was satisfied to see the rich varieties inside.Recalling the dishes I saw just now, I continued to take out what I needed with a blank expression.

...

As a result, Qiao Yueshan was honored to experience a so-called sweet dinner...

Well, a husband who meets all the requirements of his lover is a good husband, well, I am really a good husband---a confession from Yan Lv.

When I got up the next day, I didn't see the beast either.

Gritting his teeth, Qiao Yueshan pulled out his phone, went to Tianya, and posted!

#Fuck!It is said that the title has to be long to be attractive! #

Fuck! ! !Last night, I accidentally discovered that my dark history from a few years ago was put into the h-wen bag, and my family saw it... Finally, that beast came here again!Fuck! ! !Roll for comfort!Condemn that beast together! !

1L: `Front row! hhhhhhhhhhh the landlord will not explain!

2L:_┏┓○ツ[打地笑着] Give the host 32 likes~(≧▽≦)/~

3L: () Landlord!How does it feel!Not cool!Ask for the process!

4L: Damn ヾ(｀Д) Am I the only one who noticed the eighth alphabet? ? ? ?The landlord begs!

5L: 233333333 Upstairs gave you 32 likes!Landlord, you are here to show your affection again! (___)ノ│Bixiu's affection is divided quickly.Landlord, it's good to have a shot!

6L: Host: ╭(╯^╰)╮You all go away!I am a good young man with integrity and integrity~ There will be no eighth letter or anything!

7L: Successfully caught one of the landlord, la la la, how do you guys plan to start it!

8L: Dirt o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓I stripped off my clothes first. ↓↓↓Catch downstairs

9L: ()Take off the pants again↓↓↓Pick it up~ヾ(≧O≦)〃哦~

10L: Yam is ready~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦↓↓↓

11L: (rolling around...~(~o￣▽￣)~o... rolling around...o～(＿△＿o～)~... do you guys know that you are such a prodigal family ↑ his house I'm looking at you silently, hush, keep a low profile, TT is ready↓↓↓

12L: Landlord: (___)ノ│Bi you are really enough! ! ! !Hmph, I won't talk to you anymore, and manually close the building.

Qiao Yueshan fumbled through the post, but when he saw that he had just posted it, the building turned crooked!Covering his face (*/ω＼*) He shouldn't have hoped for these girls!

Qiao Yueshan, who turned off the post, naturally didn't know. The moment he turned off the post, a certain evildoer smiled at a certain reply with a ecstasy on his face.

13L: 0.0 Covering your face, silently broke the news, the black history is called "Sweet Dinner", please call me Lei Feng, O(∩_∩)O Thank you

14L: ヾ(｀Д) Is what the upstairs said true? ? ? ?

15L: _┏┓○ツ [thumping the ground and laughing wildly] Unscientific! !I just saw this short article yesterday! ! !

16L: 0.0 Lie and cut a small dick_┏┓○ツ [Thumping the ground and laughing wildly] Please call me a red scarf!

17L: (づ￣3￣)づGo and search, the address is here.Please call me Red Scarf No. 1 hhhhhhhh

18L: Upstairs did a great job!ok~~

19L: ︶ε╰mua~ The conscience of the industry upstairs!If this is true, it can only be said that the landlord wrote the eighth letter firsthand!It's so touching. 233333 loves my friends and told me I'm not alone!

20L: (^^)／▽▽＼(^^) You are not alone! +1

21L: 〒▽〒 You are not alone! +2

...

540L: (￣_￣|||) You are not alone! + ID number Pia!(o‵-′)ノ"(ノ﹏<.) Am I the only one who followed what the host said!!!!!! Tried it again and again last night! 【Hey!

541L: ↑ Silently made up my mind!turn out!Slight sense! ! ! !

542L: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing] Steak!strawberry!cake!How can I look directly at these face-covering Pia in the future! (o‵-′)ノ"(ノ﹏<.)

...

Qiao Yueshan opened YY as usual, opened the Linglang Song Club, and started to listen to songs and browse the web.

I don't know where I forgot about the post or something.

But he didn't know that the post was getting hotter and hotter...

1111L: o(*///▽///*)o I am so happy today! !Fucked that scene!Simply touching!Ah ~ don't ~! hhhhhh

building! !

host! ! !

How does the steak feel~!

1112L: I have to~ I have to~ ↑ The little fairy upstairs, why don't we try haha, my skills are very good {{{(>_<)}}}

1113L: ↑Okay, okay, but I only do the above (づ￣3￣)づ

1114L: ↑ Cover your face, it turns out that the lady likes to ride, she is really unrestrained.but!I like!

1115L: Pia!(o‵-′)ノ"(ノ﹏<.) Take out the two lovers upstairs!

...

2000L: Rolling around...~(～o￣▽￣)～o. . .Rolling around... o~(_△_o~)~. . .

Landlord big touch! ! ! ! ! !Looking for other short essays on the eighth letter, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah please hook up! !

2001L:) ^)) = Convex upstairs hunger and thirst do not explain ~! ps: same request hehe

2002L: ↑Upstairs, your attributes are exposed.

2003L: Huh?Is there?I am obviously a silver with integrity!

2004L: ↑Integrity?Where is it?Can I eat it? o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing] I don’t read enough and upstairs don’t lie to me!

2005L: (*￣ー￣) You can eat it! (づ￣3￣)づ is in my mouth!You either ↑

2006L: Damn it! ! ↑ Upstairs!What about good morals?You actually ate it first! ! !Bad review

2007L: ...the one who says he has morals is usually the least moral, look at my honest face ╮(╯▽╰)╭

....

Bored, Qiao Yueshan picked up his phone and habitually scrolled through posts.It turns out that things are going like a wild horse that has run wild, and it can't be pulled back.

Seeing 13L's reply, he knew that the cliff was that little fairy! !Fuck!I couldn't help but get angry back at the little fairy, but I found out that I was cheap as soon as I finished posting! !He shouldn't reply cheaply! !Why didn't he admit it indirectly! ! !

3000L: Landlord: Damn! ! ! !You little goblin! ! ! !You actually missed me! ! !

3001L: o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing] The host is so cute! !He actually admitted it! ! !

3002L: Damn it!It turned out to be true!I'm still dubious!Gong Neng is a little expert!Looking for all kinds of emotional eighth small letter essays!Rolling around...~(～o￣▽￣)～o. . .Rolling around... o~(_△_o~)~. . .

3003L: This incident tells us that the more you talk, the more you will be exposed.The host is cute and doesn't explain. 233333333333 gave a thumbs up to the 13L building!Please hook up!Ask for the news!

3004L: Hahahahahaha the host is too cute to admit it like that!

3005L: Landlord!Landlord! Proposal!Let's study and study life!

...

Qiao Yueshan went out angrily, planning to settle the score with the little fairy.

When he opened the door of the goblin's room with the spare key, the key fell to the floor.

Why did the man from his family and the other party's perverted Gong and the little goblin drink afternoon tea leisurely? ?

After calculating the combat power of the two sides, Qiao Yueshan died at once.Damn!He can't beat the opponent's abnormal attack with explosive combat power!And the one in his house won't give him a hand. .

"Come here? Come here." Yan Lu signaled Qiao Yueshan to come and sit down.

"Aren't you at work? Why are you here?" Qiao Yueshan curled his lips and sat down.All the while staring at Qin Ming.

"Come here and discuss something with Shao Hui." Yan Lu fixed the man on his lap.

"Qin Ming, let's go to the balcony to talk." Qiao Yueshan didn't give up creating an opportunity for the two to get along alone.

"What are you talking about here?" Shao Hui domineeringly held Qin Ming in his arms.Look like an old man.

Qiao Yueshan's teeth itched with hatred, but there was nothing he could do.No way, the combat effectiveness is not at the same level. . .

As a result, today was spent in Qiao Yueshan's sleepiness.

Yan Lv, who came home, looked at someone who was sleepy.He was expressionless thinking about how to make the other party happy.You don't need to ask to know what's going on. As a little lover, he can't beat Qin Ming every time, and he's willing to moles people without hesitation, but every time he ends up being beaten.

With a flash of inspiration, Yan Lu took Qiao Yueshan to the study, opened a game called Jianwangsan on the computer, and transferred 5 yuan to Qiao Yueshan.

Isn't the little evildoer coveting his title of Lord of the Three Armies of the Sword?Play it for him today, and have a military addiction.

Yan Lu logged on to the game, turned the computer to Qiao Yueshan, "Want to play Jun Ye?"

Army Lord! ! ! ! !The long-awaited military master! ! !The majestic military master! ! !Qiao Yueshan's eyes lit up and he nodded wildly!

"You can play." Yan Lv said fondly, touching the top of Qiao Yueshan's head.

I can no longer take my eyes off Jun Ye!The pain of being hit by the goblin is just a cloud in the sky! ! !

Excitedly sat down.The matter of Qin Ming has long been forgotten in the Octopus Kingdom.

Yan Lu looked at Qiao Yueshan who was visibly excited, his cold and handsome face was full of tenderness, and he walked towards the kitchen with a smile.

When your lover is unhappy, try to make your lover happy. ------ Strict law love code two.

The author has something to say: I am a man of integrity o(*≧▽≦)ツ