love slowly

On November 11th, Singles' Day is here.

Blue Rain's Singles' Day is always very lively, a group of singles without girls ran to the ramen shop near the club to eat ramen, celebrating their life without girls for another year.

Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou mingled in the team of bachelors, eating ramen very calmly.

Song Xiao despised Huang Shaotian with his eyes, Huang Shaotian sighed under his glaring eyes: "Hey, I don't have a girlfriend..."

——But you have a boyfriend! ! !Song Xiao ate the ramen resentfully.

In the past, the money for ramen was always AA, but since Yu Feng, the winner in life, came to Blue Rain, he paid for the meal, and everyone strongly asked Yu Feng to bring his sister to show everyone, counting in pain Yu Feng, who had money, refused to give in, and finally got the heart out and bought a bowl for himself, and ate ramen together among the bachelors, while texting his girlfriend.

"This year's annual meeting strongly requires Yu Feng to bring his family!" Zheng Xuan suggested.

"Second!" "Second +1" "+2"... "+10086"

"If you don't bring family members, ask Yu Feng to wear women's clothing!" Song Xiaoyin laughed, "The kind in "Princess Princess", I think you need to watch this anime, the boys in the all-boys school are hungry and thirsty, choose Boys dressed as women, yoooooo~”

"There should be another show in women's clothing." Someone suggested.

"Striptease striptease!!!" Huang Shaotian shouted loudly.

A group of wretched game geeks responded one after another, booing Yu Feng to perform a striptease in women's clothing.

"I'll provide the clothes, what kind do you want?! Just ask!!" Song Xiao knocked on the table with excited eyes.

"Cough cough." Yu Wenzhou coughed dryly twice.

The scene became cold again, and the team members carefully looked at the captain.

"Striptease is not allowed, our annual meeting must be harmonious and friendly, we can't play something so out of line." Yu Wenzhou said.

Huang Shaotian looked at him with a particularly resentful expression: "Captain...don't be such a disappointment, it's rare for everyone to be so excited. Besides, the annual meetings in the past few years were so boring, it seems that they were all singing and dancing, let's have something new .Also, I don’t want to talk about cross talk this year, it’s been selected as the worst show every year, and my heart is cold.”

Yu Wenzhou took a mouthful of cold food and said with a smile, "However, singing a song is fine."

"Tch, who wants to see a man dressed in women's clothing sing!" Song Xiao said disdainfully.

Yu Feng looked at Yu Wenzhou with tears in his eyes, thinking that the captain is really reliable.

"Then let Yu Feng sing 'I'm a Girl'." Yu Wenzhou said softly.

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The ramen restaurant suddenly fell silent, with a pop, Xu Jingxi couldn't help laughing, followed by wild laughter and pounding on the table, Zheng Xuan's laughter was so unrestrained that he even fell backwards with his chair and fell. Rolling and crawling, the ramen in Song Xiao's mouth squirted onto the face of Xu Jingxi, who was opposite him. Xu Jingxi quickly jumped up from the chair, but he tripped over the corner of the table and fell and gnawed on the mud.The table was violently shaken, and Yu Feng watched helplessly as the ramen that was just delivered to his table fell on his lap...

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow of this is so hot!" Yu Feng screamed terribly.

Yu Wenzhou's expression changed: "Take off your trousers, be careful of burns! Shaotian, get the washbasin and towels! Yu Feng, go to the toilet and rinse the burnt part with cold water!"

Huang Shaotian was also taken aback, and hurried to ask the boss for towels and washbasins.

Yu Feng resisted to death, but was forced to take off his trousers by a group of elders in the toilet. During this period, Yu Feng screamed as if he had been forcibly opened, which attracted a large crowd of people who didn't know the truth. Call the police.

Huang Shaotian asked for a washbasin and towels, and a group of people broke Yu Feng's thighs and gave him cold compresses. Yu Feng's face was flushed with a heroic expression of "I don't want to be a human anymore", at least he didn't cry like before.

"What about the pants? You can't let Yu Feng go out wearing a pair of underwear, he'll be treated as a pervert." Huang Shaotian had a rare conscience.

"Who donates a coat to cover his shame." Song Xiao said.

"It feels like something bad happened, isn't it good." Xu Jingxi said kindly, "How about I go back and get him a pair of pants?"

While a few people were discussing, a cute girl outside the ramen restaurant walked in anxiously, looked around and found Huang Shaotian, and immediately stared at him.

Huang Shaotian was very proud, so he waited for someone to ask for his autograph.

"Excuse me, are you... Huang Shaotian?" The girl came over and asked.

Huang Shaotian nodded, it was rare that he didn't make any noise.

"What about... Yu Feng? I'm his girlfriend, and I came here today to give him a surprise, so I didn't tell him... He just sent a text message saying that he would eat ramen here with you, what about others?" the girl said shyly. asked.

Huang Shaotian's expression was instantly terrified, and he turned to look at his teammates who were also terrified.

Yu Feng's sad voice came from the toilet: "Hey, give me a pair of pants quickly, you can't let me go back to the club with bare buttocks, it's too bad, what if the reporter caught me and made something happen in the toilet group of Blue Rain Shaolin Temple According to the rumors, the manager must strangle us to death, so keep a low profile, especially you gays."

As he spoke, he was afraid that the people outside would not be able to hear him, so he opened the toilet door: "It's already quite cold in November, quickly find me a pair of pants, which one can't be worn...... Lili?"

The girl named Lili looked in horror at Yu Feng's neat upper body and his lower body, which was only wearing underwear, and there were large red marks on his thighs, and then let out a hysterical scream: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah--------!!!"

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Please sincerely mourn Yu Feng for 3 minutes.

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PS: Yu Feng has greatly realized that in Blue Rain, he will forever one...

So go to Baihua and change your boyfriend.

Hold your face, Happy Valentine's Day, Yu Feng >

sit on the floor

Slapping the table and laughing wildly 23333333

Yu Feng went to Baihua just like that, and since then he has embarked on the road of no return for homosexuals wwwww

Seeking women's memes

no women's clothing no star lake

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Suddenly found that the chapter name is 111! !great details

Sure enough, lover robbery is going to be like this www

Great Yu Feng, please be optimistic about the fate of robbing cute girls with gay guys (He)

Isn't it just breaking your thighs? The more you do this, the deeper the misunderstanding! Thump the table! !

So the next chapter is women's play?

Team Yu, how dark is your belly XDDDD

Singles’ Day on November 111th in Chapter 11, the actual 11 Valentine’s Day... Yu Feng, you have been added to the FFF group hahahaha

Yu Feng, your true love is in Baihua~~

PS. Yu team you? Too dirty!too bad for you! ! !