love slowly

The sixth season officially started amidst all kinds of news.

This year's Blue Rain has made a lot of progress, and won the first round of Excellent Era at home 9:1. Yixue was ashamed of being swept by Excellent Era 9:1 at the beginning of last season. After the game, Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou took the rookie Yu Feng to accept reporters' interviews. They were all bouncing around, with a terrified look on their faces, and talked more.

Blue Rain's press officer had to say blankly again and again: "Next question."

Having been tortured for more than two years, he has learned to interrupt Huang Shaotian's endless chatter without changing his face.Consider Huang Shaotian's mood?Hehe, why don't you think more about what supper to replenish your blood later.

After the interview, the three of them were ready to go back to the waiting room. Huang Shaotian was very energetic today, holding Yu Wenzhou's hand and talking endlessly along the way, his little expression was really in high spirits.

Yu Feng, who followed behind the two and pretended that he didn't exist, had the illusion that he really didn't exist.

——Too, too dazzling!Whether it was Huang Shaotian who was beaming with joy or Yu Wenzhou with a gentle and patient face, he couldn't bear to look directly at him. He almost misunderstood his captain and vice-captain on Brokeback Mountain!

No no no, this is not right.Yu Feng said to himself, you can't speculate on the captain and Huang Shao in this way, I heard that these two people have been in the training camp together since the first season, and it's normal that the relationship between them has been particularly good for six years...

"Captain, captain, I'll accompany you to watch the game video at night, so that you don't have to sleep alone in the middle of the night. Now the post-match summary has been moved to Sunday afternoon. If you can't finish it, you can organize it tomorrow morning." Huang Shaotian explain.

"Okay, then please trouble Shaotian to supervise me." Yu Wenzhou said.

"Don't worry, this sword master will let you go to bed on time, if you still don't sleep at 12 o'clock, just drag you into the bed and warm your bed!" Huang Shaotian said.

The straight man Yu Feng silently walked into the toilet in the corridor, turned on the tap and splashed water on his face.

——Oh my god, is this a joke or is it for real?Wake up, Yu Feng, you can't have such a major misunderstanding about the sexual orientation of the captain and vice-captain!

There was a sound of flushing water in the toilet, Xu Jingxi came out, saw Yu Feng splashing water on his face vigorously and asked in bewilderment: "What are you doing?"

Yu Feng turned his head with water all over his face: "I'm brainwashing myself."

"Brainwashing? Isn't it washing your face?" Xu Jingxi was even more surprised.

"I seem to have... misunderstood the captain and vice-captain." Yu Feng said grimly.

Xu Jingxi tilted his head to look at him, his posture was exactly the same as his fat hamster: "What misunderstanding?"

Yu Feng didn't know what to say, so he made a circle with the index finger and thumb of his left hand, and then poked with the index finger of his right hand: "Are they this?"

He was a little worried that Xu Jingxi wouldn't understand, so he stammered, "Is it... that, that?"

Xu Jingxi blinked: "You mean lovers? Of course, isn't it obvious? Yu Feng, you are so dull."

Obtuse straight man Yu Feng: "...!!!"

"Song Xiao and I have seen the signs for a long time, but it seems that they have been together for the past two years. Song Xiao does not allow me to spread rumors, but it shouldn't matter if you are on our team." Xu Jingxi said, a little reluctant to watch Seeing the collapsed expression of his teammate's world view, he touched the melon seeds in his pocket and handed them to him, "Do you want to eat?"

Yu Feng shook his head violently.

"Xu Jingxi, did you fall into the toilet?! I've bought supper!!" Song Xiao called him from outside the toilet.

"Here we come!" Xu Jingxi left the dazed Yu Feng when he heard Ye Xiao and left.

Yu Feng went to wash his face again, he had already had the absurd illusion that he had suddenly traveled to a parallel space full of romantic feelings.

Xu Jingxi and Song Xiao talked about Yu Feng's problem, Song Xiao handed him the night snack and walked into the toilet by himself: "Are you okay?"

Yu Feng wiped the water off his face and looked at him quietly.

Song Xiao laughed at him: "Are you surprised?"

Yu Feng nodded.

Song Xiao sighed: "Just get used to it. Zheng Xuan and the others knew about it a long time ago, and they even bet on it. Even if they officially come out to you one day, you can't panic. You should calmly bless them and pretend that you are early." It looks like you know it. Also, fire, theft, and reporters, do you understand?"

Yu Feng nodded, he was sure that he must have traveled through time, otherwise, how could the will of the world suddenly run in Ji's direction, and how could the people around him calmly accept such an unscientific setting? !

That night, Yu Feng decided to watch the new heavy-tasting movie. When he was happily watching the male and female protagonists have sex, suddenly a group of big men in black and sunglasses broke in from the door, pulling away the panicked male protagonist. He pressed it down, and the male protagonist started howling after a while.

Yu Feng, who watched the entire porn film, felt that the world would not be better.

- Gay self-respect! ! !

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PS: Yu Feng, the straight guy... Good luck>

Great Yu Feng... Life is short... Take what you deserve (what)

How can I not get my shoes wet when I often walk by the river! (not)

Song Xiao and Xu Jingxi are really cute, aren't they?

Xu Jingxi who assimilated with his own fat?

I can't help but think that hamsters can only live for two years... What should I do...