Boss, I was wrong!

Competition, I beg you to tell me, I also want to stay young like you forever, brother, you don’t know how miserable my sister is, my husband found several teenage girls outside behind my back Tian is still divorcing me, my son is so old, but his mind is not at home, last time because of this incident, we beat our mother..." While talking, the woman's tears were about to fall up.

The corner of Shi Mengfan's mouth twitched, damn, how does he know how to beautify him? He usually doesn't wash his face for a week, okay?

"Sister, brother really can't help it, but I really only use Dabao, I really didn't lie to you." Shi Mengfan patted the woman's shoulder with a helpless expression.

The woman's tears rolled in her eyes: "...Brother, this is your fault. Although my sister met you unexpectedly, how can you bear to die? Lin Zhiying said that his reverse growth is Because of "Abile" collagen, you must have a secret recipe for looking younger than him, or... have you had plastic surgery?"

The corners of Shi Mengfan's eyes twitched, but he sighed. He pointed to his eyes and said, "Did you see it? I just had my eye bags cut and facelift done in South Korea last month."

Then he blinked again: "Look at how natural these eyelids are cut!" Then he pointed to his straight nose bridge: "It's all padded, and the effect is great. So I advise you to go for plastic surgery , if you want to keep a man's heart, this is your only way out, you'd better enlarge your breasts, after all, a woman at forty can't stop her breasts from drooping."

Hearing what Shi Mengfan said, the woman nodded resolutely: "You're right, I was too hesitant before. After all, plastic surgery has risks and investment needs to be cautious, but I thought about it. If you want to succeed, you have to fight for success. Proportional. If you succeed, you will soar into the sky, and if you fail, you will close your eyes and leap."

Listening to her impassioned words, Shi Mengfan clapped his hands very dog-leggedly: "Just think about it, women must never give up on themselves in this life, there are no ugly women, only timid women, plastic surgery is easier than eating, okay?" ? You have to pay and open your mouth to eat, but you only need to pay for plastic surgery.”

After comforting the boudoir and dissatisfied woman Shi Mengfan, he lay on the table and squinted for a while before getting up when the parent meeting was over.

However, just as he stood up, another resentful woman walked up to him with an ambiguous smile on her face: "Does this little brother have time tonight?"

Shi Mengfan stared at her in a daze, glanced at her and asked, "What do you want?"

"Why? Why do you have to say it? Why are you so bad?" The woman stomped his feet shyly and said with a smile: "Of course it's doing what we all love to do. My husband is not at home every day and I'm alone I'm very lonely, how about a handsome guy to accompany me? I just booked the room, No. 110, Shangri-La Hotel."

I can make an appointment at the parent meeting?Does the parent association still have this function?Shi Mengfan suddenly wanted to feel that the changes of the times are really great, but he still nodded with special willpower, joking that his wife is not yet eighteen, compared to this old woman, she is much younger, okay?

"My wife is at home every day. Besides, my wife is about the same age as your children. I don't call you often. I'm really sorry." Shi Mengfan smiled politely, turned around and walked out.

The woman looked at his back, stomped her feet and scolded: "Your wife is so small, she looks small. You are not a good person even if you have succeeded in the third position!"

So Huang Xiaomu, who was eating ice cream in the car at this moment, sneezed.

When Shi Mengfan opened the door, he saw Huang Xiaomu holding an ice cream cone and looking at him with cute eyes.

So Shi Mengfan, who had seen too many resentful women just now, suddenly found that the air became much fresher the moment he saw Huang Xiaomu: "My wife, you are so beautiful."

The corner of Huang Xiaomu's mouth twitched: "He's handsome, isn't he?"

"Well, handsome and beautiful is much better than those old ladies." Shi Mengfan nodded in affirmation.

"What old lady?" Huang Xiaomu asked after taking a sip of the ice cream.

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Seeing Huang Xiaomu's movements, Shi Mengfan had the urge to jump at people directly, so he subconsciously moved towards Huang Xiaomu's side, but Huang Xiaomu instantly put his arm holding the ice cream out of the window.

"My wife, what are you doing?" Shi Mengfan was confused by his actions.

Huang Xiaomu snorted coldly, then looked at him and said with some displeasure: "Don't grab my ice cream."

Shi Mengfan: "..."

After calming down for a long time, Shi Mengfan said with a very frustrated expression: "Mumu, in your heart, am I just so wretched, petty, and perverted?"

"In my heart, you're just so wretched, wretched, and perverted." Huang Xiaomu glanced at the ice cream and then at Shi Mengfan with the resentful expression on his face.

"Why have I changed my obscenity?" Shi Mengfan said righteously.

"It's so wretched, wretched, and so perverted in "My Fair Princess", well, I think "Han Zhuge Ge" is also very wretched, wretched, and perverted, so I don't want to tell you because the ice cream is about to melt After saying this, Huang Xiaomu took the ice cream back and licked it again.

Looking at the cream around his mouth, Shi Mengfan felt his throat tighten, then pressed his shoulder directly and licked towards his mouth.

"It's so sweet." Shi Mengfan couldn't help sighing.

Huang Xiaomu was about to cry bitterly: "Even grabbing the ice cream that I accidentally rubbed against my mouth, how hungry and thirsty are you?"

Shi Mengfan is almost powerless. I said you are sweet, did you say that ice cream is sweet, okay?

Seeing that Shi Mengfan didn't speak, Huang Xiaomu kicked his knee: "Then what happened to those old ladies?"

When this topic was brought up, Shi Mengfan was so wronged that he almost burst into tears. He grabbed Huang Xiaomu's clothes pitifully: "Honey, do you know? Those old women want to compete with you for me. The room numbers are all booked and just wait." I had a lot of trouble with them. And they also questioned that I had plastic surgery, and they must force me to admit that it is too much!"

Hearing Shi Mengfan's words, Huang Xiaomu was also angry and slapped Shi Mengfan's thigh vigorously, ignoring his screams: "Which old woman? Do you know if they gave birth to a boy or a girl? Give me your name or student number. If it is Girls, I beat their daughters first, and if it’s a boy, I beat them until they are on the kang.”

Shi Mengfan shook his head, then tightly held Huang Xiaomu's hand, as if he had been taken lightly: "You don't know, officials, those old women are too cunning, and they refuse to reveal their identities for fear that I will retaliate in the future." , It took me a lot of effort to escape from their claws, if I were treated lightly by them today, I would definitely not survive."

Huang Xiaomu, who was moved by him, licked the ice cream all over his face and patted him on the shoulder: "My lady, what you did has moved my husband very much. If you win the world but lose you, then wait for me to hand over the world to beg you." joyous."

Shi Mengfan looked into his eyes and didn't speak for a long time, until a long, long time later when he wanted to say these words to Huang Xiaomu, his lover had gone away......

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Huang Xiaomu can cook, but Shi Mengfan doesn't want him to cook all the time, so the two of them usually eat outside.

Huang Xiaomu took a sip of the soup and looked at Shi Mengfan silently: "Do you feel sorry for me now? When you first met me, you asked me to go to your house for breakfast every day at 06:30 in the morning, do you remember?"

Shi Mengfan was almost choked for a long time before he raised his head and looked at him with a pitiful look: "...I would say that I just want to see you more?"

"Excuse!" Huang Xiaomu snorted coldly, squinting at Shi Mengfan's haughty look.

Shi Mengfan put a bunch of vegetables in his bowl, looking like a dog: "My wife, please eat more, it hurts my husband to see you so thin."

"I've gained weight in the past two days." Huang Xiaomu touched his stomach, feeling a little helpless. This kind of day when you're full and don't worry about tomorrow really makes people not want to make progress.

Shi Mengfan raised the corners of his mouth dotingly and his eyes were very gentle: "Then get fatter, preferably over 200 catties, and no one will snatch it from me."

Huang Xiaomu: "..."

Seeing that he was silent, Shi Mengfan suddenly thought of an idea that came up during the parent meeting, so he said, "Don't go to school next semester."

Huang Xiaomu looked at him in surprise: "Why?"

Shi Mengfan wiped the grease from the corner of his mouth: "Because I love you so much, don't go to school after you are too tired."

The corner of Huang Xiaomu's mouth twitched: "You are such a father!"

"It's okay, I'm a rich generation and you're a rich second generation, that's enough!" Shi Mengfan felt for the first time that it's good to be rich.

Huang Xiaomu shook his head resentfully: "Dad, with your educational philosophy, you definitely won't be able to get rich for three generations."

Shi Mengfan bared his teeth and laughed: "It's okay, we can't have children anyway, where is the third generation?"

After saying this, he stared at Huang Xiaomu with a very serious look: "Actually, I really hate this kind of life. It's really tiring. You don't know how much work I have. Mumu, trust me, wait for me to do it." After finishing one thing, leave here and take you to live in a place where no one knows, and then we can buy a manor to farm and raise cattle, eat the vegetables we grow and drink the wine we brew."

Huang Xiaomu looked at him without saying a word for a long while, and after an unknown period of time, he suddenly asked, "What do you want to do?"

Shi Mengfan shook his head: "You don't need to know, you don't need to worry about me or help me, Min Haoxuan