Boss, I was wrong!

It's two o'clock in the morning, and it's a good time to have a shot. It is said that shooting is good for improving physical and mental health and improving the sensitivity of the human body and the flexibility of the brain. So shooting is beneficial and harmless. If you let me shoot now The success rate of tomorrow's mission will definitely increase by [-]%. "

"I can understand your feelings." Wang Yu looked at Han Linxi's pitiful look and gave him a look of "I understand".

"Brother Wang, you are so kind. I have no choice but to shoot now. The girl who wore a uniform of at least 36c just now quietly stole my heart. Men can't hold it back, they will develop kidney problems! "Han Linxi looked at Wang Yu gratefully and was about to rush upstairs, but Wang Yu grabbed his collar again: "Can you fucking listen to me!"

Han Linxi pursed her lips and looked at him pitifully: "What else do you want to say? I know more about the precautions for shooting than you. It's just that you must wear a condom and be careful of fairy jumps. Hurry up." Go upstairs, an inch of time and an inch of gold can't buy you comfort, if you don't hit people, you can kill me with a gun. I haven't touched a woman for more than three months."

However, Wang Yu looked at him helplessly with a drop of sweat dripping from his forehead: "When I was in the car just now, the boss told me that you must go to the pit before dawn."

Han Linxi was particularly stubborn and wanted to break his hand: "It's too late, I actually have a secret."

107 Take it off yourself or should I take it off for you?

Han Linxi was particularly stubborn and wanted to break his hand: "It's too late, I actually have a secret."

He suddenly put his lips close to Wang Yu's ear mysteriously and whispered: "I have been impotent, premature, and ejaculated for many years, give me 10 minutes and I will be back, Brother Wang, please let me go, I need a girl salvation!"

Damn, how hungry is this person who can curse himself like this just to get a shot?Wang Yu rolled his eyes and was completely helpless. He felt sorry for Han Linxi in his heart, but he had to obey the orders of the boss, so he dragged Han Linxi out of the lobby on the first floor of Huangjue:

"Young man, I'm really doing this for your own good. The boss said that he refused to complete the statistics. When there was something in the gang that required your participation, your car broke down 38 times, was bumped by old men and women 43 times, and hit your little one. Cats and puppies 51 times, the alarm clock broke 62 times, was chased and killed by enemies 74 times, and got lost 89 times.

As mentioned above, you are a person with so many disasters, it is better to arrive at the destination earlier, otherwise it will be bad for the emperor and empress to blame if something goes wrong. "

Wang Yu looked at Han Linxi and said j8 sincerely.

Hearing the other party tell the complete record of his escape, Han Linxi was about to go crazy. He pulled Wang Yu's sleeve so brokenly that he almost tore his clothes:

"Brother Wang, I was wrong. In fact, I have always been a luckydog favored by the goddess of luck. None of the things you said happened to me. They were all reasons I made up to not go to work. People like me Heinous people should be despised by all mankind and criticized by the entire organization. I should kneel in front of the statue of Jesus and deeply repent of my sins, and write an 800 million-word review to reflect my deep repentance. Love, but before that, please allow me to do one thing to make up for my sin."

Han Linxi said tremblingly, like a child who finally discovered his mistake, the expression in his eyes was full of sincerity.

The corner of Wang Yu's mouth twitched and looked at him: "What do you want?"

"Please allow me to fire a cannon, and use my pure body to pay homage to the filthy soul that has passed away." Han Linxi said very piously, with a serious expression on her face, as if she was praying.

Wang Yu: "..."

Maybe it was because Han Linxi was too smudged or Wang Yu's kindness, which hadn't been posted once in 800 years, had finally overflowed at once. He finally allowed Han Linxi to run upstairs to find a girl to have sex with.

Chen Bowen looked at his back, then looked at Wang Yu and asked: "Does prostitution cost money for big brothers like you in Fengyun Gang?"

How could it cost money!Obviously, every big brother has this kind of place in his hand!

Looking at Wang Yu and shaking his head, Chen Bowen was a little depressed: "Then why do they look like they have been abstinent for a long time?"

Wang Yu looked at Chen Bowen's particularly ignorant triangular eyes and suddenly felt that their Fengyun Gang was ashamed, and he would not say that they were not out of abstinence but because of dissatisfaction with their desires!

However, in order to maintain the image of the Fengyun Gang as noble and glamorous as Shi Mengfan outside, Wang Yu coughed twice in a very serious way: "We have been practicing for a while now, maybe we are all overwhelmed, in fact, we usually Especially moral, everyone is Liu Xiahui. Really, I use Shi Mengfan's personality to guarantee this. If I say something nonsense, Shi Mengfan will have an accident in the middle of the bed tonight. Okay, I will also go up to find a girl to spend time with It's a good night, remember to bring me a bottle of Lafite, it must be true, or I will chop you up."

Looking at Wang Yu hurriedly running upstairs, Chen Bowen suddenly felt that the reason why the Fengyun gang is so awesome is because there are so many strange things ==

"Damn these days, it's hard to find a bottle of genuine Lafitte or a beautiful woman with no plastic surgery. Where can I find it for you in the middle of the night!" got a waiter.

At this moment, Huang Xiaomu was lying on the hospital bed in a daze, and the desk lamp on the table emitted a dim light, creating a layer of brilliance. Cao Xue was sitting by his bed watching the liquid in the bottle flow into him drop by drop. body of.

"Girl, I told you to go back to sleep. The lonely man and the widow are in the same room, how about I do something to make you look unattractive." Huang Xiaomu had a fever, and looked at Cao Xue and said something in a daze.

The corners of Cao Xue's mouth twitched, but he put the ice towel in his hand on his forehead: "It's not that I'm not attractive, it's because you don't lift it, okay?"

"Sister, don't talk nonsense, do you want to try it yourself?" Huang Xiaomu raised his eyebrows and stared at Cao Xue and said, and the latter suddenly smiled shamelessly when he saw his face that looked like a pig's head after being beaten.

"What are you laughing at? This is called art!" Huang Xiaomu showed off shamelessly.

"Just your face, with its swollen curvature and deep black-blue color, if you give you a few more punches, it will be listed as a national material heritage." Cao Xue said with a smothered smile.

"Girl, you go home and go to sleep." Huang Xiaomu gave her a shameless look: "I have already kept your deep concern and admiration for my brother, but in order to get my brother's appreciation, you should take a good rest. You won't be able to get married if you have dark circles under your eyes that much."

"Grass!" Cao Xue immediately became unhappy when she heard Huang Xiaomu's words: "You fucking think that my mother is willing to accompany you in this poor place, and I missed the golden eight o'clock idol drama just to take care of you, okay? Yesterday happened to be the father of the male pig's feet who found out that the grass-roots female pig's feet are going to meet with the female pig's feet today, what will happen is really exciting, okay?"

Huang Xiaomu rolled his eyes and said leisurely: "How much do you need to leave my son? I'm doing this for your own good."

"Get out!" Cao Xue glared at Huang Xiaomu viciously and almost strangled him to death: "Don't guess the plot and spoil the beauty, okay?"

The corners of Huang Xiaomu's lips curled up slightly as if an old god was present: "I didn't make random guesses, I just calculated with my fingers. If you don't believe me, why don't you just go home and have a look?"

Cao Xue glanced at him dubiously and then said bitterly, "If it wasn't for Shi Mengfan, that bastard old lady wouldn't have come to accompany you."

"You can also refuse." Huang Xiaomu said softly while looking at the white ceiling with half-closed eyes.

"Didn't the bastard look at you poorly! I'm so scared to death that I'm covered in blood." Cao Xue recalled seeing Huang Xiaomu in the hospital in the afternoon, and still feels a little scared.

"Haha, this shows that you are a good girl. In this society where the material is extremely inflated and the streets are full of gold diggers, you will be a sought-after item. I believe in my eyes." Huang Xiaomu raised a comforting smile at her.

Although Shi Mengfan didn't believe that the nurse asked Cao Xue to go to the hospital to look after Huang Xiaomu in person, as long as Cao Xue shook her head, she could still eat potato chips and watch the golden eight o'clock stall at home, but when she saw Huang Xiaomu's miserable appearance, she suddenly This situation is caused by the flood of sympathy and actively accepting this task.

"Hey, really, why don't you say that those people hacked you to death? You can talk nonsense like that!" Cao Xue glared at him fiercely, but suddenly said sadly: "But I am also a gold-worshiping woman, if it is not because of How could Qian and I be with Shi Mengfan?"

Huang Xiaomu was startled, then suddenly said softly: "At that time...you must have some reason."

Cao Xue didn't answer right away, she didn't know how long it took until Huang Xiaomu was about to fall asleep before she replied, "...well."

Huang Xiaomu didn't fall asleep at all, but just kept counting the lazy sheep with his eyes closed. When he heard the other person's words, he said softly: "There is nothing absolute in this world, as long as you do it according to your own feeling and don't regret it."

"Thank you." Cao Xue was suddenly moved, and then stretched out her hand to tightly hold Huang Xiaomu's cold and pale hand with the drip on it.

Seeing her appearance, Huang Xiaomu sighed but also held her hand: "Actually, I think you are really good, better than many women, not to mention if you say you are a gold digger Isn't he also a gold worshiper?" Huang Xiaomu comforted her half-jokingly.

However, Cao Xue suddenly stared at