Can a thousand-handed heart be harvested to reap the wood tunnel?

"It's our first time meeting you, handsome and beautiful big sister." I was the first to come back to my senses and help Shengshu clean up the mess, "You should be the chief surgeon that everyone is waiting for."

"You—" Fifth Hokage on the opposite side obviously still cared about my gaffe just now, "You are..."

"You can call me 'Hua'." I wiped away the tears on my face with the back of one free hand, "Sorry, I lost my composure, can I start the operation now?"

In short, I don't know anything. As long as I pretend to be stupid and refuse to admit it, no one will guess the outrageous truth.

——About how my younger brother became a younger sister and has a pair of sharing eyes and has become a messy generation like my aunt, absolutely, absolutely do not put it in the sun!

I vowed to add another one to the back of the already full of flags.

Facing my innocent and innocent smiling face, the reliable elder sister glanced at me once again with the speed of a ninja, and finally pushed the hospital bed into the operating room with nothing to show for it.

"Ah, that's right." I, who was about to go in together for life support, suddenly remembered something. I turned my head and added to a group of ninjas standing at the door, "Because I ran all the way here, Yuyin Village may have closed the door." We have heard the news that Mr. Jiraiya survived, and there may be changes at that time."

I don't know what the specific change is without ninja thinking. Anyway, if the news is communicated, Konoha can be prepared.

After the explanation, I followed into the operating room of this world.

……

A small toad with a white goatee in a small cloak landed lightly: "It seems that the code word on my back doesn't need to be interpreted."

He was referring to the code words of unknown meaning left by the dying Jiraiya on his back, and now that the person concerned is confirmed to be alive, it is indeed unnecessary.

"Master Fukasaku." The surrounding guards whispered hello.

Standing upright by the nearest door, the young Renzhuriki, who was not as active as usual, clenched his fists tightly, "Immortal Immortal..."

"Relax," the elder named Fukasaku fastened the cloak carefully, "Xiao Zilai will be fine."

"That girl," Haha Toad's yellow eyes swept across the humans with different expressions one by one, "I don't know what you think of her, but in our eyes, she is a perfect fairy body."

Those present were all Konoha elites, so they naturally knew what a fairy body was.

Sage body, or sage mode, refers to the creation of "Senju Chakra" by absorbing a certain amount of natural energy, which is a state in which natural energy can be used.but--

"Immortal body?" Someone subconsciously retorted in surprise, "but her appearance couldn't be more normal—"

All the sage models known so far have obvious changes in form. For example, Jiraiya's Miaomoto sage model is close to the appearance of the toad sage.

"That's why I say it's a perfect sage body." Fukasaku sage snorted, "The more perfect the sage model, the less obvious the changes."

For example, Senju Hashirama, the God of Ninja who created Konoha in the war that ended the world.

Then someone asked cautiously: "Can you tell which form of fairy model that child is?"

"Miaoben Mountain, Longdi Cave, Wet Bone Forest..." Immortal Fusaku enumerated all the known possibilities one by one in deep thought, and then rejected them all, "No, none of them look like it."

"Its form does not belong to any kind in the world, and the natural energy contained in it is like the heaven and the earth." The immortal who has lived for more than [-] years looked at the people who changed colors one after another, and said the last sentence meaningfully, " It can be called a vast soup, inexhaustible."

After all, he didn't follow these people's thirst for knowledge anymore, and jumped on the shoulders of the young man in front who was wholeheartedly worried about the safety of the people inside, "You heard it too, Naruto."

"Pain is bound to exist." Like a kind elder, he stretched out his paw and gently patted the young man's wet cheek. "Under the continuous blessing of natural forces, Xiao Zilai will also have a better road ahead." Broad, he..."

"—he'll live a long time."

"Hmm." The texture of the six beards on the comforted boy's cheeks trembled slightly, "Thank you."

……

"Thank you very much, you have worked hard!" Halfway through the operation, I retired smoothly. As soon as I opened the door, I met Naruto who was standing close to the door and bowed to thank him loudly.

The drowsiness that was brewing in me almost scared me away, and I reached out my hand reflexively to support the toad that fell from the boy's shoulder because of the sudden bow, "No, you're welcome?"

"Are you okay?" I froze my hands and did not move, obediently letting the [-]-year-old Toad Immortal in my palm hold my fingers steady, "This..."

I searched through my memory for a long time, and found his title: "Shen Zuo Immortal?"

"It's all right," the small green toad smiled and narrowed his eyes, "Thank you."

I blinked and felt that his thanks were more than superficial, and hesitantly asked, "What should I do?"

He handed him over to the boy Naruto who was looking at me eagerly, showing a sunny smile, "The operation went well!"

When the boy on the opposite side showed the same smile infectedly, I strike while the iron is hot and make persistent efforts: "Excuse me, where can I sleep—"

"……what?"

……

"A few days?"

"It's already the third day."

"Master Jiraiya is said to have been active in the ground, the one inside..."

"Is it Uchiha?"

"According to the people present, it doesn't look alike except for those eyes..."

Chirp, buzz, buzz.

very noisy……

I turned over in pain and buried my head in the pillow, trying to block out the sound.

The excellent five senses continued to transmit the low-pitched discussions from unknown distances to my ears. I stayed in bed and opened my eyes annoyed.

That's the downside of not sleeping at home, mindlessly spreading alertness, and being woken up.

Unlocking the achievement of waking up in the hospital again, I withdrew my external perception, rubbed my sleepy eyes and wandered to the bathroom, flushing my face with cold water to refresh myself.

The large mirror that is essential for modern interior decoration reflects the faithful Sharingan in the eye sockets.

I leaned closer in disbelief, stared at the three Gouyu and murmured: "How do I close this..."

"Are you awake?" A mature female voice came from the window. I wiped the water off my face and looked back.

"Master Tsunade?" I cautiously chose a title that has no merit or fault.

"You don't need to be so polite," Fifth Hokage, who was leaning against the window, was wearing a Senju training uniform. She smiled, turned over and entered the room, waved her hand, with a well-hidden temptation, "Same as before Big sister will do."

Big sister and elder sister are not much different.

I quietly swallowed my saliva, a little confused about how much information she had deliberated.

"Why," the woman said and moved closer to me, her warm breath brushing against my ears, "Are you shy?"

Obviously not much taller, but this easy-going tone, the charming and handsome posture of a mature woman, and the career line that is about to come out on the chest——

All that I can't have.

Not to mention that the heart in my chest started beating again, urging me: Promise her, promise her!

Without changing my face, I took two steps back, hammered Pingping's chest, and secretly spurned: You calm down, as the heart that belongs to me now, it's too much to dance so happily for a same-sex——

Then he switched expressions in a second, facing the handsome big sister who was watching me tormenting me with great interest, and said frankly, "Then big sister can also call me Hua."

Anyway, I am not the one who worries about seniority.

"Oh~" She straightened up and raised her eyebrows unexpectedly, "Cheer up!"

"Since you're awake, do you want to come and have something to eat?" She clapped her hands, walked to the door a few steps and pulled it open. Not surprisingly, she saw two people, one big and one small, falling out of the door like rolling gourds. Chest, pointing to the white-haired elder who was lying on top, "He treats you."

"Okay!" My eyes lit up, I was gearing up, and I smiled maliciously.

Hehe, Mr. Jiraiya, it’s better to pay with all your pocket for saving your life.

I had a good time eating it.

"Girl, do you still want to eat?" Mr. Jiraiya weakly clutched his wallet and stubbornly refused to give up, "I can still..."

I happily sipped the soup with a face-sized bowl, and from the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of Naruto slipping a bulging purse under the table.

"Hmm..." Realizing that I wouldn't be able to fill my stomach even if I ate any more, I restrained myself and rubbed my bottomless stomach, "Maybe, aren't you hungry?"

Even if you don't feel full.

It's strange, the hunger has been raging recently, and it's really uncomfortable to feel that I can't reach saturation.

Very self-aware, I put aside the unclear unsolved mysteries, I tilted my head, and asked the two people who could talk to Konoha: "So do you two have something to say? ?”

"Please don't ask directly. Here," I wiped my hands and pointed to my head seriously, "it's not very clever. I might not understand it if I said it implicitly."

Naruto who put down the bowl of ramen at the same time looked at me blankly. Obviously, it was the first time I saw someone pointing at his head and calling him an idiot.

I held my head up proudly.

Huahua, I am super self-aware.

Inexplicably, there were a few sounds of tableware being knocked over in the restaurant, mixed with the sound of spraying water and coughing. people.

Hmph, what a fuss.

The two looked at each other, and Mr. Jiraiya, who was strictly prohibited from drinking alcohol due to his injury and had to drink fruit juice, put down the water glass in his hand, rubbed the back of his head helplessly, and spoke first: "Then I will come first..."

"Hmm," I became more interested, and put my hands on my chin, completely unaware of being interrogated, and urged me in an unusually cooperative manner, "Excuse me!"

"name is……"

"Flower nesu, there is no surname desu!"

"Eye……"

"Suddenly there will be one day!"

"That……"

"Not at all!" I added.

"no……"

"And I can't turn off the woo-woo." I started to fake cry.

"Listen to what people say, girl!" Mr. Jiraiya slammed his fist on the table.

I silently stared at the hole in the table in a daze, based on Naruto next to him reflexively covering his head, I reasonably suspected that if I was a man, that fist would have landed on my head.

I pursed my mouth: "Hey, it's so fierce."

"Who instigated this?" The lecherous fairy who had finally managed to hold his breath slapped the desk, full of vitality, "This is not the way you want to liven up the atmosphere—"

"Ah," I clapped dryly, "it was discovered."

"Who told you to make it look like an interrogation?" I stared back unconvinced, and said openly, "Hmph!"

When Konoha was preparing for the war, a strange and never-before-seen Sharingan suddenly appeared. I don't understand why we should be more vigilant.

But why is it that you, a person who has just recovered from a serious injury, come here to play a bad face?

Even if I can feel the subtle protection hidden in it, it's like an elder who beats up his child before everyone else does, but I understand the truth...

I don't need it.

I looked straight at the two men with cold expressions without blinking, and conveyed my determination to them who had already revealed their closeness in their hearts.

——Don’t underestimate me.

"Okay, okay," Mr. Jiraiya, who had a lot of roles in the scene, patted his coat and sat back, "I really don't know how an elder like you can rest assured that you will come out."

"Hey," I waved my hand with my chin indifferently, and shook off the information generously, "Anyway, they're not in this world and can't see—"

"You must have noticed that I'm not a ninja." I put my chin on my other hand, "Strictly speaking, I should know a little bit of swordsmanship?"

"But I lost my knife. I don't know if I can get it back." I sighed a long time, and didn't care what the observers were thinking about.

"So before I find a way to go home, can you let me stay here for a while?" I clasped my hands together, "I know a thing or two about physical skills, and I think my physical strength is not bad."

"As long as I don't ask me to kill, run errands, guard the gate, or continue my life, I can do it!"

I lowered my head quietly to hide my increasingly ferocious expression.

After all, it won't be long before Payne, Jiraiya's former apprentice, the former son of prophecy, will come to Konoha to fight against rice.