Can a thousand-handed heart be harvested to reap the wood tunnel?

The much-anticipated parent meeting is finally here!

Early this morning, I dressed myself up according to the standard Uchiha appearance.

"Clan clothes... clan clothes are ok." I smoothed out the wrinkles on the clothes meticulously.

"Hairband...the hairband is ready." Comb the fried hair and tie it up with a hairband.

"Finally, the parents—"

Facing the person in the mirror, I showed a very Uchiha arrogant expression, and I nodded secretly in my heart.

This tastes right!

It's just a pity that I didn't find the big tuanfan before the parent meeting, otherwise the deterrent effect could be improved to a higher level.

"Are you ready?" Sasuke, who has been awkward since yesterday, urged at the door, "It's not really important, just deal with it casually."

"It may be nothing to Sasuke, but it is a very important appearance for me," I straightened my crooked ponytail for the last time in front of the mirror, "It determines whether I can be your sister-this important appearance A proposition that cannot be underestimated.”

"...that kind of thing," Sasuke turned his face away, "doesn't need someone else's authentication."

"That's right, that's the truth," I said anxiously, "but others don't believe it. During this special period, I have to firmly hold the custody of our lovely Sasuke in my hands, and no one with ulterior motives can take it away."

For this reason, I also specially prepared the plan ABCD, the goal of everything is to fight back all the malicious eyes!

"Yoshi, you are invulnerable." Putting on the "Evil Uchiha" battle robe, I stepped out of the gate boldly, "Let's go, Sasuke."

Sasuke who was led away by me: "I wanted to ask a long time ago..."

"Ok?"

"Who the hell gave you the idea of ​​'Evil Uchiha'?"

"Ah, this is not so much a concept, but a meme," I smiled maliciously: "Because in the eyes of someone, the Uchiha is an inherently evil family, and we are all 'Uchiha evil little ghosts'. "

"I don't know why, but when you say something that is obviously very irritating, all you have left is sympathy for the speaker."

"Hey, which side are you on?" I grabbed Sasuke's cheek in dissatisfaction, "but you said that...it's very strange, I danced in front of him, why didn't he respond?"

The look I was expecting from Toama-san's anger and embarrassment just fell through?

"Honestly, Sister Huahua." Sasuke struggled to break free with a worried expression on his face: "If you continue like this, it will be really hard for me not to worry that you will overturn the car."

"But, I've always been like this." Having said that, I looked at him with some uncertainty, "No...it shouldn't be possible, right?"

I don't know why, Sasuke's eyes became more vicissitudes when he heard this sentence, he rubbed his face, his expression became firm: "I know, I will work hard."

You're worrying me so much!

"Don't think about it, you can do it like this," Sasuke patted me in turn, and changed the subject, "School is coming soon, please put your expression away, this tangled look doesn't fit the person you set for yourself Set it up?"

"Ah? Oh," I saw the approaching door and straightened my face. "My motto in life is that everything that hasn't happened is false, and I won't be troubled by falsehood. What happens after that happens Besides, the most important thing right now is really your business, Sasuke, you understand."

"Please don't make the escape talk so high-sounding, idiot sister." Sasuke ruthlessly exposed me, "Let's go."

...The younger brother who can skillfully disassemble me is really not cute.

……

What would a ninja school parent look like?

I didn't know it before, but I know it now: it feels like a modern parent meeting.

Maybe this has something to do with the first-year parents’ meeting I attended. Little ninjas who have just been in school for less than a year have limited access to things. Compared with actual combat and more cruel things, what they are now exposed to is more basic. The theory is related to history and humanities, which caused me to be a little dazed when I sat in Sasuke's seat and received the report card from teacher Iruka, the head teacher.

Ah, Sasuke, you're a top student.

——It’s amazing.

On the other side, a few seats away from me, Mr. Hashirama, with the face of a young boy with a watermelon head on his face, was sitting loudly. Turn a blind eye to the half-hearted gazes of those around you.

No, master, at least you have the consciousness that your current appearance is the smallest in the audience, and don't you really think it would be against the law to participate in the parents of a six-year-old boy with the appearance of a 15-year-old boy?

"Not at all. I am very happy that my eldest cousin can attend my parent meeting." This is Naruto who smiled brightly, but unconsciously glanced at the report card.

"Of course not, I deliberately left the tail of 'my appearance is a transformation technique'." This is Mr. Hashirama, who is also smiling brightly and looking at the results in novelty.

"Aren't you stopped like this?" This is me who wants to vomit a lot but has nowhere to vomit.

"Of course." Mr. Hashirama's smile remained unchanged, "but after I said 'my real appearance is too scary, you might not be able to sleep after seeing it', the person blocking the way didn't believe me, but let me in It's over."

"Please don't tease the juniors casually," I covered the report card that made Naruto uncomfortable, "Although what you said is not bad."

——The appearance of the first generation of Hokage is still engraved on the Hokage Rock. Except for Naruto, a fool, and Sasuke, who is single-minded and strong, and does not listen to things outside the window, the whole Konoha recognizes your grown-up face!

"Hey, don't cover it, I didn't say anything," Mr. Hashirama pulled out the poor piece of paper from under the palm of my hand, "Don't worry, I don't care about it, Naruto's power system is relatively late, let alone people There are strengths and weaknesses, and a momentary lag doesn't mean anything."

"Zhu, Big Cousin..." Naruto burst into tears, grabbed his sleeve and wiped it on his face, his blue eyes that were moistened with water vapor looked at this side, "I, I..."

"Okay, boys have to be confident," the watermelon-headed boy who looked not much older than Naruto laughed and patted him on the shoulder, "Come on, show me around? I haven't seen school yet."

"Yes!"

I silently watched the two boys' feelings warm up quickly, and they left shoulder to shoulder. I felt that I was a fool for coming to see because I was worried a few minutes ago.

"That's right, what can two idiots do together?" I angrily returned to Sasuke's seat and sat down, "Mentally handicapped teenagers are so much fun, I don't want to be with them."

"Excuse me, excuse me—" At this moment, a man stopped in the corridor next to me and spoke to me hesitantly.

I paused, and slowly restrained the overly exposed expression on my face, and looked up.

The honest-looking adult ninja looked at me a little cautiously: "Are you Sasuke's parent?"

Yes, after sending out the report card is free time. At this time, parents can have friendly exchanges with their children, or they can choose to talk to the head teacher for questions, or, there is another possibility, that is, the head teacher will take the initiative to come to you .

Is this what I'm facing right now?After all, although Sasuke has excellent grades, his family situation - in modern times, is a big issue that must be paid close attention to at all times.

But to say that he really came to me entirely because of this is not entirely true.

I blinked, and the overly friendly attitude made me put away my thorns: "Yes, hello, please don't use honorifics, just call me Hua."

"Well," the man with a Band-Aid on his nose stepped back slightly, pointed at the position diagonally opposite me, and gave me a questioning look, "I'm Uno Iruka, Sasuke's class teacher, mind if I sit here, Shall I chat with you for a while?"

"Wait a moment." Hearing this, I put away the extra things on the table, and made a gesture of asking for toilet, "Please."

With my permission, he breathed a sigh of relief in a gesture visible to the naked eye, "Okay."

... Strange, is my character setup so successful?He looked so cautious.

In the next second, I knew why he was so nervous.

"Excuse me, may I ask your identity and intention?" I sat down diagonally across from you, avoiding the ninja who was facing me, and asked in a tone that would never be aggressive, "As far as we know, earlier There is no such person named 'Hua' in the records."

"Eh?" I was taken aback, met his sudden nervous expression, and nodded my cheeks, "Don't be nervous, I just didn't expect it to be so direct—but it made me feel a lot easier."

Realizing that the conversation to follow will be quite long, I reconfirmed to him, "But, Iruka-sensei—may I call you that? Are we sure we want to talk here?"

"It's ok." He also showed a comforting smile when he heard the words, "In this environment, you are more relaxed."

—Wow, what a nice man!

My favorability for him gradually increased, and in the following conversation, I also added a lot to the amount I originally planned to pay.

"It's like this... I do have Uchiha's blood," I organized my words, and picked the simplest question as the beginning of the topic, "My... well, grandpa, he is a Uchiha, but he was a Uchiha in his early years because of the battlefield. Due to certain factors in the world, I have been living abroad, and because of certain factors, I have completely settled in other places. I do not rule out the idea of ​​wanting to see the main sect when I come this time (of course, the most important thing is to facilitate contacting Mr. Madara), but when I landed There was an accident."

When I said this, I paused deliberately, and after seeing the clear expression on the other side, I quickly skipped this part.

I believe he will link this accident with Uchiha Genocide Night, which saves me from explaining why it is here and no one knows about it.

--What?lie?No, I just concealed it reasonably. I learned this when I was listening to Wutiao vs. Old Orange. It seems that I have a good grasp of it, hehe.

"You will know what happened next," I said in a few words, spreading my hands, "I just wanted to take a look and leave, but something happened here, I can't leave my six-year-old brother No matter, I have to change the plan and stay and take care of him until it is ensured that he has the idea and ability to think independently at the same time, um, or a guardian who is reliable by blood is fine, but even his relatives want to take it from me. Take away Sasuke's guardianship, but also pass me!"

I said with a solemn expression, and I clenched my fists to show my determination, "No one can bully my younger brother!"

My call sounds fine at first glance, but in fact, it has a lot of logic and loopholes, but I believe that Konoha Fang doesn't expect to know the truth from me, they just want an explanation - the above , It also comes from the summary of watching the incident of Wutiao fighting against rotten oranges on a certain day.

"Hmm...Okay." Sure enough, Iruka nodded, accepting the explanation.

"Then the second question," I continued, "...ah, there shouldn't be a second question. I seem to have explained both my identity and my intentions. Iruka-sensei, do you have anything else to ask?"

I obediently put my hands on the table, straightened my back, leaned forward, and acted like a good and understanding student.

Probably did not expect it to be so smooth, the Chunin teacher was silent for a while before confirming to me: "That's all?"

"Yeah, that's all!" I have a serious and innocent expression—it's really innocent, not the kind of pretending, "You see, I will be honest after I come here, and I will not cause trouble or get involved. It's fixed, and apart from sleeping and private time, I haven't avoided the cough cough cough you sent to watch... Is it impossible to say this?"

Glancing at Iruka with a helpless expression, I quickly changed the subject, confidently: "Look, I'm very good, although I admit that my background is a bit strange, and the people I come into contact with are a bit sensitive, but I really don't threaten you. And I love Konoha so much!"

"Okay, I understand." He nodded again, "Miss Hua, I personally believe all your words, and promise to tell the truth to Lord Hokage, please don't worry."

In fact, I was not worried: "...Well, thank you for your precious trust, but do you really have anything else to ask? I may not be so easy to talk next time."

So, ask, ask, ask!

Receiving my almost explicit hint, against my shining eyes, Uno Iruka spoke in a particularly cooperative manner: "Yes, there is another question about Naruto's parents and the two men who appeared in Konoha a few days ago, Do you know?"

—he asked!

Of course I know!These three people are all called by me!

Finally, when he asked me, I rubbed my toes excitedly, and then forcibly calmed down: "Well, cough, I know."

Iruka made a "willing to hear more" expression.

Omg he is so cooperative!

"First of all, it's the tallest one, the one who looks like a monk, um, a militant," I felt a little guilty when I said this, after all, I wanted Yan Rong to beat up all the people around me, but soon I became confident I got up, "He's mine... In your words, it's a Tong, a psychic beast? He has a bad temper, so he patrolled the site when he came here, but I told him to be careful?"

... really pay attention to proportion.

Thinking of the incapacitated foreign spies and spies that have been thrown at the door in the past few days, Uno Iruka was speechless.

"Then, there's the other one, and the other one," I finally got to the point, I looked at the obviously serious audience and the background sound that was much lighter than before, and smiled slyly: "I can only tell You, they are the ones who don't want Konoha to be hurt."

"?"

"As for the others," I spread my hands rascally, "They said they have to wait for you to find out by yourself, sorry."

I think my hints are in place, and if you can't guess it, it's your problem.

Teacher Iruka seemed to want to ask something, his lips moved a few times, and he finally spoke without asking.

"Okay, thank you for your reminder," he stood up, with a normal and calm expression on his face as a good teacher who teaches and educates people, facing a student's parent, "It's enough, it has nothing to do with today. I'm sorry to bother you for so long, and it's time for parents to ask questions and communicate, I hope you can have a good time."

I blinked and replied, "Okay—"

This person, why didn't I notice it when I read the comics before, his diplomatic skills are so outstanding.

Of course, there must be a reason why I am easier to do, heh heh.

After all, who can refuse the sincere teacher Iruka?

……

After the free time for handing out the report card, it was time for parents to communicate internally.

This... As an invisible, intermittent social fear, I fell into a passive state.

Looking at Mr. Hashirama not far away who broke into the parent's interior as a teenager and has no sense of disobedience, I deeply feel that I still need to learn.

Uh, but Uchiha's nature is—I mean, it's not the misunderstood "evil nature", it's the nature engraved in the bones, it is arrogant, withdrawn...and dead-headed, cough, the last one is skipped, in short, Uchiha is not a character who can take the initiative to make friends with anyone.

It's okay to sit with Sasuke until the end like this... ok...

Another person stood in front of me.

"Hello! We meet again!" Dressed in youthful green, the visitor showed eight white and shiny teeth and a vigorous thumb, "Xia Mitekai, I sincerely invite you to compete!"

...Why are people so straightforward these days?

I muttered in my heart, but I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I took this move. On the surface, I was arrogant and cold with reluctance, but in fact, I left my seat without a moment’s hesitation: "——Let the horse come!"

Damn, I just can't refuse the invitation to discuss straight ball!

Besides, that's Matt Kaye!Who on the road of physical arts can refuse his invitation?No!

Seeing through the too thick "Thousand Hands" element under the skin of the family sister Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, who gave up and didn't want to stop, put up his hands, facing the sight projected from all directions, experienced a lot of tempering in a short period of time , the boy with a strong heart said:

"Oh, I knew it."