Can a thousand-handed heart be harvested to reap the wood tunnel?

Generally speaking, the alarm clock of Tian O Genie is set by me the night before, corresponding to the activity dynamics of the next day, such as the alarm clock at [-]:[-] on rest days, or the alarm clock at [-]:[-] on weekdays.

That is to say-

The conditioned reflex called "community animal" made me grope to unplug the power of the alarm clock before my mind was clear, and then kicked the quilt neatly and rolled out of bed.

——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to be late for work!

I rolled from the floor blankly and straightened up, opened the closet, fished out the clothes I could wear casually, then pulled off the collar of the nightgown, and took off——

Did not take off successfully.

My hand was caught.

"My lord, my lord, please be sober, my lord!" A voice stammered nervously trying to wake me up.

Oh, it’s useless, don’t look at me with my eyes open. In fact, I have no consciousness at all when I wake up early. I act on instinct. I only wake up completely when I put on my work clothes and stand in the department.

Dissatisfied, I pulled down the barrier on my arm and clapped angrily.

—Be quiet and stay.

It seems that there is something very important...but everything has to be put aside before work, step aside!

you go away!

"..." There was a rustle of unknown meaning, and a certain heat source with a huge physique pulled away from me.

really obedient.

I nodded in satisfaction and continued with unfinished work.

"Hey."

I don't know what the temperature is like outside—forget it, just wear whatever you want.

After getting dressed in 1 minute, I skillfully picked up the backpack, and stuffed the keys, badges, mobile phones, earphones, and watches on the table into my pockets, and the equipment was complete!

Although my brain is still starting up, it does not prevent me from bypassing many obstacles. I open the refrigerator, take a sandwich and open the microwave oven, then brush my teeth and wash my face. After 3 minutes of washing, the breakfast is hot. With a sandwich in my mouth and milk in one hand, I open the door. Put on your shoes, button your hat, and finally carry a bag of trash, perfect.

I held the doorknob, kept a step-out posture, glanced at the large male creature following, and paused for five precious seconds.

"……Well?"

That's right, this should be Yan Rong, um, it's a good thing that Yan Rong came back with me... Well, anyway, it's my own person, so it's okay to stay at home.

Having come to a conclusion, I started a confused smile: "I'm off to work, you wait for me at home~"

"Click."

Close the door with your backhand and lock it.

Run for your life.

Hurry up and waste 1 minute, if there are traffic lights along the way, it will be over!

——Wake up early to go to work, the lifelong enemy of social animals.

……

"Huh? On vacation?"

I maintained the posture of half wearing the operation suit, and asked repeatedly: "Me? Rest? Today?"

"That's right, the leader changed the shift temporarily yesterday." Colleague A, who was already dressed and was snoring with soy milk, said sleepily, "there aren't many patients these two days. Aren't you feeling unwell? It must be first." Call you, you didn't receive the message?"

"?" I immediately took out my phone and clicked on the work group, "I didn't—ah, I received it."

I stared intently at the "received, thank you" from my chat box, showing a confused look.

It's been too long, I don't remember whether I have replied to the message, but when it comes to rest...

I seemed to have remembered something, and quickly clicked on the call log: "I remembered, this call was answered by my roommate at the time, because, uh, for various reasons, I thought it was a dream..."

"What kind of dream is so fragrant, I want to do it too." Colleague B who was passing by gave me a faint look, "Don't stand around stupidly, since you don't go to work, you should disappear quickly, don't be caught if you are caught, and your vacation will be wasted. "

"Oh..." I scratched my head, and pulled the tied ponytail again, "Huh?"

The pointer accurately pointed to 07:30, and I was so shocked that my brain stuck in bed and turned on successfully.

Which means I can finally handle the backlog of information properly.

"..."

"…………what."

The memory of the morning came back slowly, and I slammed my head against the locker, "Oops, no, big crisis!"

In the next second, the mobile phone in his hand vibrated crazily, and the small group news from the three co-renters quickly refreshed:

【who is it!Bring a man home!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the old lady came out to go to the toilet with unkempt hair and bumped into her! ! ! 】

I was so frightened that I almost squeezed my phone and typed in a cold sweat: 【Sorry!mine!That's not a man, no, that's a man—ah, it's not what you think, I'll be right back! ! 】

A new day begins with chaos.

……

"Speak, explain!"

In the living room, Sai Sai, who was wearing pajamas, a blanket, sunglasses and a mask, folded his arms and was ruthless.

I obediently moved a small horse and sat on the side, feeling extremely guilty: "I'm sorry! I got up early and didn't wake up and forgot to explain!"

"I didn't ask you to say this, you—" she didn't catch her breath, "Wait, can't you? It's the same as the afternoon before yesterday?!"

"The day before yesterday? Afternoon?" I searched my memory with difficulty, trying to match the time: "You mean the last time I fell asleep, it should be before Jihad and Curse Return... No, go further, Shippuden? It's not right either , Ah, the Blade of Demon Slayer, after Taisho!"

I finally tracked down the time and nodded: "Yes, it's the same as the afternoon before yesterday."

"Hiss." A Sai stretched out his hand tremblingly, and adjusted the half of his sunglasses, "You have a lot of experience, Mr. Hua?"

"Hey hey, it's okay," I touched my head shyly, "Thank you?"

"I'm not praising you!" She burst out angrily, picked up the dolphin in her hand and threw it on my head, "Apart from anything else, you should explain to me what is going on with a man—"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't be angry, I'm going to say it now," I lowered my head aggrievedly and let her scrape, while pretending to yell out the pain with real emotion, "It hurts——"

"I believe you, Ling Xiaoxiao, why don't you look back, there is still evidence of your violent breaking into the door of our house," she became even more angry, pointing to the security door with a big hole in it: "Give me a serious reflection. ah!"

"..." I silently took out my mobile phone, clicked on a certain blue transfer software, entered the amount for the security door, and confirmed.

A Sai's pocket vibrated, and there was a crisp sound of gold coins entering the account:

[Pay X treasure to the account, nine hundred yuan. 】

"Hey," Qian Qian's voice calmed down the furious life committee member for a while: "I, I didn't mean that, anyway, the door of our house is quite old, and it's not bad to take this opportunity to replace it with a new one. Of course, it costs us a lot. Or AA..."

I took the opportunity to post it: "Dear Sai Sai, listen to my explanation, this and that, in short, it is..."

An hour later, someone who had already taken off his sunglasses and mask, and even went to the kitchen to cut a melon and started to eat, had completely forgotten the shock of the morning, and instead started to follow the series sincerely: "Mmmmm, then what then Well, how did you do it?"

I was also assigned a piece of melon, and I gesticulated while gnawing: "Then I will blow him up!"

"Oh oh oh oh! Our Huahua is awesome!" She clapped vigorously, "And then what?"

I secretly took out a piece of the melon in front of her: "Then it's time to change the dungeon to open up wasteland, ah no, to be precise, it should be a fishing vacation, and you will get a salary. It's super happy!"

"That's right, we Huahua worked so hard, we should take a good rest." She looked at me suddenly, with a fierce expression on her face, which shocked me.

No way, this has all been discovered?So angry for stealing a piece of melon from her?

I hesitated to put down the melon I gnawed in my hand: "...do you want it?"

"No!" She became excited, and suddenly pushed all the melons in front of her, "You eat!"

I was instantly surrounded by great happiness: "Thank you Sai Sai!"

You must know that neon fruits are really scarce, and in comparison, home is simply paradise.

After a good meal, my confession also came to an end: "In short, that's it, I brought my half body back. So strictly speaking, you don't have to treat him as a human being. I didn't deal with this matter immediately. Well, it's mainly my problem."

"It's over? It's gone." Sai Sai, who listened carefully to the story, sighed unsatisfactorily. "In short, it's good to be clear. I'm not so aggressive. When I opened the door and saw such a vicious man, I thought my house was burglarized." , who knows that he seems to be more frightened than me, and runs faster than me."

I smirked: "Hey, hey hey..."

Stay well, Yan Rong!The response was outstanding!

"Stop smirking, get up and wipe your hands," she rubbed her face, "We'll have a family meeting after Xiaochun gets off work, I thought that Xiaochun, who has excellent communication skills, would be the first to bring a man back, but I didn't expect it to be one of us The dullest you."

"Are you referring to the person in the relationship?" I seriously corrected: "The positions I brought back are weapons and comrades-in-arms, which are different. Maybe, um... you can see it as another me?"

"Who would regard a two-meter-tall muscular man as you... No, don't you understand this very well," she questioned, "How can you be so mediocre after hearing your experience?"

"Ah, this," my eyes wandered, "Although, although I have so many two-dimensional husbands on the wall that I can publish a book, but when it really breaks the dimension, everyone is so good, how can I dare to think about it? , if there is any strangeness, it is definitely because I am thinking too much, that's right!"

Her expression was uncertain: "... Is this really the case? How do I feel—"

I interrupted: "Yes, that's it. I, the person who has experienced it personally, can't be wrong. Love is forbidden!"

Everyone is my sneaky big dick!

"It can't be wrong, you are still the Huahua I know, you haven't changed at all." She covered her face and gave up communicating with me, "Okay, you go in, I've passed the barrier here."

"Oh yeah—" I immediately jumped up and gave her a big hug, "Thank you Saisai, I'm going in!"

I hopped open the bedroom door, and greeted Fu Sangshen who was locked inside by me: "I'm sorry, Yan Rong, I'm fine outside—"

I froze in place as I closed the door.

In the girl's single bedroom, Fu Sangshen, who was two meters tall, was a bit reserved, and it was obvious that he was restraining his eyes from wandering, so he might see things he shouldn't have seen. If you don't deliberately close your eyes, your eyes can only fall on the walls on all sides, or the bookshelves that occupy a huge area.

But I am a person...Because I am used to being alone and doing whatever I want, I can arrange my own space as I want. All over my liking.

In other words, XP is exposed.

At this moment, I felt that the hairs all over my body exploded.

Moderate ones, such as the Uchiha Tendan poster on the opposite side of the bed, the Demon Slayer Squad figurines on the bookshelf, and the standing paintings of FGO’s beautiful sisters; a little socially dead but acceptable, such as the layer upon layer of fusangshen slander on the cabinet And the real sword must kill map, because I suffer from battle damage very, very, quite a lot, resulting in a lot of peripherals of this type, another example, no, there is no example, I think my blood pressure has risen to a flash The red light called the police.

help-

I moved slightly, trying to use my thin body to block where his line of sight stayed, and then found that I couldn't block it at all.

X, XP can't hide anymore!

Ugh, Kami, will Kami Sama take me out of this world——