After falling in love with the movie emperor, the fake drama really did

Recently, Yu Chao eats work meals or business dinners every day, and he is tired of eating delicacies from mountains and seas.

"Then what do you want to eat?"

"I..." I want to eat the food made by Xu Jiaxi... the true os from the deepest part of Yu Chao's heart.

The secretary got it in seconds, "Oh, do you want to eat the dishes made by our brother Xu?"

Seeing Yu Chao who was petrified in an instant, the secretary became even more excited, "It seems that our little brother Xu's craftsmanship is really good, and he can hold your stomach firmly, boss."

Wen Chi happened to pass by and heard it, so he interjected abruptly: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen you take the ingredients back in the past few days, did you quarrel with Xiao Xu?"

Yu Chao glanced over at one, the secretary immediately muted the voice, stood up obediently, and waited for the boss to speak.

Wen Chi wasn't afraid of this trick, and said with a smile, "Is it really a quarrel? The second stop of "Time Together" is about to be recorded, so don't miss out on the camera."

Yu Chao felt restless, ignored those two people, and left on his own.

"I'll go see Mr. Gu by myself, you can get off work."

"Ah!" The secretary lost his composure, "Boss, won't you take me there? Changxinyuan's private kitchen is so hard to get an appointment, I want to eat too!"

"Changxinyuan is a quiet place, you are too noisy."

"I promise not to make noise! ​​Boss, why don't you take me there..."

Yu Chaoniao followed the begging secretary all the way, and left without looking back.

Everywhere I drive, I can hear "Steam a bun, steam a bun, steam a really big bun..." Yu Chao just remembered that today is Christmas Eve.Where was he at this time last year?It must be high in a certain place!

Think of him as "Da Shao Yu" who has been in the nightclub for many years, what year does he not get off work early, from Christmas Eve to Christmas!Now I'm actually driving to meet a client!

What a loss of humanity!The weirdest thing is that 1 minute ago, he once again rejected the party invitations of those pig and dog friends before, and sailed obediently to Changxin Garden.

The group clamored to come and see if Yu Chao had become a eunuch, and even the party couldn't attract him anymore!Is Young Master Yu just a stick in the future, going to be a monk in the temple to knock wooden fish?

Yu Chao didn't bother to explain, he threw away his phone and concentrated on driving.When passing by Provincial Taiwan, he turned to the gate by accident and took a parking space.

People came in and out at the gate, and Yu Chao watched them carefully from the car window.

Both wanted to see Xu Jiaxi, but were also afraid of seeing Xu Jiaxi.

At 45:[-], everyone left one after another, but Xu Jiaxi was still missing, and the sense of loss was lingering in my heart.

"Old Wu, wait, don't grab the fat cow from me! It's all mine!"

"Comrade Dajun, please measure your weight before eating! You are almost 200 catties, and you are still grabbing a fat cow from me! You shouldn't go to eat hot pot with us! Go back to the canteen and ask auntie to warm you up. Porridge. In order to express my concern for your health, I sincerely send you three words, Gewuen."

"Dear Comrade Wu, I advise you to be kind!"

Accompanied by this familiar uproar, the two walked out of the gate.Yu Chao's "kilowatt headlight" instantly lit up!

Dajun, Lao Wu, Qin Shousheng, Gao Yuanxin walked out of the door... Watching the people from the planning department walk out one by one, the light of Yu's "kilowatt headlight" dimmed little by little, and finally turned into a one-watt lamp. Yu's small light bulb.

I don't see Xu Jiaxi.

A group of people from the planning department walked by sparsely, Yu Chao stared at their backs, as if trying to pick out an invisible Xu Jiaxi from this group of people.

What about Xu Jiaxi?Why not with them?

Countless question marks arose in my heart.Yu Chao couldn't care about anything else anymore, he opened the car door and chased after him.

"I seem to have forgotten something very important!" Old Wu suddenly stopped in his tracks.

"What? Forgot to bring your brain out?"

"Gewuen—get out of here! I forgot to bring my mother's secret sesame oil!"

"What! Doesn't the dipping sauce have soul without your mother's sesame oil? Didn't I remind you before it came out? Go back to the office and get it!"

"I know, I know! I'm going back now! Don't eat up the fat cow, wait for me!"

Old Wu ran back, and when he saw Yu Chao in full armor at the corner, he was so startled that he almost didn't recognize him.

"You are... Movie Emperor Yu?"

"Hello, Comrade Xiao Wu."

Old Wu looked at Yu Chao suspiciously, "Why are you here? Looking for a group of flowers?"

"I..." Yu Chao didn't know what to say.

"Zuhua asked for leave, didn't you know?"

Yu Chao was stunned.

Seeing him like this, Old Wu seemed to smell the gossip, "You...argued?"

"No..." Can't hide the disappointment on his face.

"I say little Yuer~" Lao Wu, who has always insisted that he is 1.7 meters tall, stood on tiptoe and put on the shoulders of Yu Chao, who was 1.8 meters tall.

"Listen to my brother's advice, let's group flowers eat soft ones and not hard ones. Although he looks cold on the outside, he is actually very soft on the inside. It's normal for the young couple to be arguing. It's okay when you get angry. Go and say a few words Coax me back with soft words."

The actors are happy to meet each other, and in normal times, Yu Chao would definitely have a show with him, but today he is really not in the mood.

"Comrade Xiao Wu, do you know where he went on leave?"

"He didn't tell us. He took a total of more than ten days of vacation including annual leave and New Year's Day holiday. He said he would go on a trip, but he didn't tell us where he was going. You should call him."

"He doesn't answer the phone." Yu Chao sighed for a long time. Not only did he not answer the phone, he also didn't reply to WeChat, never posted on Moments, and completely lost contact.

"It's okay," Old Wu patted Yu Chao's shoulder, "Zuhua is an old man who doesn't like to bring his mobile phone when he doesn't go to work. He will call you back when he sees it. Just wait."

Yu Chao was not comforted.Qin Shousheng called to urge Lao Wu, saying that the fat cattle would be snatched up by the army.

"If he contacts us, I'll tell him that you came to see him, don't worry." Old Wu hurriedly left Yu Chao and ran back to the office.

Yu Chao waved goodbye to Old Wu who ran away.

There was a joyful "steam a bun, steam a bun, steam a really big bun..." from the shop opposite, and he wanted to pinch it!If there should be BGM here, except for "Yijianmei", other songs do not deserve to have a name.

No matter how delicious the dishes in Changxin Garden are, Yu Chao can't taste them.Accompanying the whole journey with a business smile, President Xiao Gu invited him to the Christmas Eve party.He just said something was up, and then drove home obediently.

After taking a shower and checking his phone for a while, the whole circle of friends was spending Christmas Eve, Yu Chao felt that he was not interested, so he threw the phone away, and "Ge You lay" on the sofa.

Turn on the TV casually, pressing and pressing randomly, not knowing what to watch.In the movie column, there is a "Sea O King" that I watched with Xu Jiaxi before. I thought it was pretty good at the time, but the two of them gnawed on it before watching it.

Yu Chao clicked on it, fast forwarded, and played.

The "Arowana" shape of Aquaman Arthur Megatron Qihai is really indescribable... I still remember that night he told Xu Jiaxi that Aquaman, with a seaweed head, beard, thick eyebrows and big eyes, looks very much like the uncle Oboi in the Xingye movie .

Xu Jiaxi took a closer look and felt the same.The two searched on Baidu, but they didn't expect to find something interesting.

Uncle Oboi has a wide range of roles, and he has also acted in many "restricted-rated movies".

In one, he played an affectionate Taoist priest, with a beard that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, but his face is so tender that water can be squeezed out.

Yu Chao admitted that he had watched this movie when he was young. At that time, he hadn't discovered his sexuality. Friends said that the heroine had big breasts, which girl had a good figure, but he didn't have much impression, as if I remember there was a handsome scholar in it.

Hearing what he said, Xu Jiaxi became interested and really found the resources of that film.

A Hong Kong-produced limited film n years ago, the picture quality is blurry, and the plot cannot be studied deeply. There is indeed a scholar in it.In Yu Chao's impression, he was a handsome scholar, but now he doesn't feel much.

The two homosexuals watched the serious "restricted movie" of men and women, and they couldn't hold on within 3 minutes. They turned off and continued to watch Aquaman, which shocked the seven seas.

But the interruption just now, the two of them looked at the serious face of the sea king, and they always felt a little out of play.I don't know who laughed first, and then the two laughed together...

When I watched it with Xu Jiaxi that night, both of them laughed so hard that my stomach hurt, but today I watched it by myself and found it boring.Yu Chao looked at it, and actually fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, I woke up anxious to urinate and looked at the clock. It was only twelve o'clock. I went to the toilet and came back to lie down on the bed to continue sleeping, but I couldn't fall asleep anyway.What is he doing usually at this time?Lingering with Xu Jiaxi!Sleeping together!

What now?

Can't help but think of those black and white Cantonese fragments I watched when I was a child.

In the picture, a 30-year-old man living alone with sloppy clothes and a big belly was sitting on the sofa watching TV and fell asleep, leaving his face full of saliva without knowing it.Waking up in the middle of the night, only a quarter of the night has passed, the long night is long, and three quarters of it will last, so I have to change the channel and continue watching...

At this time, the violin's tragic solo "Meditation" floated into the screen, and the subtitles popped up word by word: I am old, I have no money, and my wife has left (leave: run away).

The more I think about it, the more pitiful I feel!Yu Chao himself was amused by himself.

He got up and went to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of water, and saw the old Otan sauerkraut bowl next to him, picked up by himself, washed clean, and placed on the counter.

He picked up the bowl, looked at it, and laughed.He would never eat instant noodles like this brand, let alone use a plastic gift bowl.

He has always had high requirements for life, and he pays attention to the beauty and quality of all daily necessities at home.Although he seldom eats instant noodles, he has exquisite Japanese-style ramen bowls. He can buy an exquisite bowl just because he wants to eat instant noodles on a whim.

It was the first time at Xu Jiaxi's house that he saw those black toothpaste glasses, old altar sauerkraut plastic bowls, Li O white non-woven aprons, etc., and he resisted in his heart, but he didn't expect that the more he used it, the more he would use it now. smoothly!

Simply poisonous.