After falling in love with the movie emperor, the fake drama really did

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"Don't be too happy!" Yu Chao supported Xu Jiaxi's head with strength, turned over, and his position was instantly reversed.

Yu Chao looked down at Xu Jiaxi, and an ambiguous atmosphere filled the air.

"Mr. Yu, we are shooting now." Xu Jiaxi reminded.

Film crew: You tm fought in the water battle for a long time before you remembered our existence!

Yu Chao's beautiful peach eyes twitched: "Don't be afraid, even if it is filmed, can it be broadcast?"

filming team:……

Xu Jiaxi: ...

"Hey!"

Yu Chao felt a strange tactile sensation on his underwater hand, he stopped to look displeased, and immediately laughed angrily.

The fish, which he couldn't catch just now, is now surrounded by his hands, rubbing each other affectionately.

Seeing him stop, Xu Jiaxi followed his gaze and smiled immediately.

"Yu'er, Yu'er, why didn't you come when you should come..." Yu Chao said helplessly.

Xu Jiaxi held back her laughter, pushed Yu Chao away, and stood up by herself.

"Where to go?"

"I don't want to be surrounded by so many 'audiences'." Xu Jiaxi walked straight back.

Yu Chao followed quickly, picked up Xu Jiaxi by the waist and walked towards the tent.

"You put me down!"

"Don't let it go!"

Throwing the person into the tent, before the camera crew came over, Yu Chao took advantage of the chaos and gnawed heavily on Xu Jiaxi's lips, and did not forget to reach into his coat and pull out a small thing.

"Baby, you gave this to me..." Yu Chao lowered his voice and whispered in Xu Jiaxi's ear, "The invitation letter..."

This time it was Xu Jiaxi's turn to bite his lip to block his next flirty words.

The small tent couldn't bear the toss, and the blue tarpaulin collapsed, covering the two people tightly.

When the film crew arrived, they hurriedly removed the tarpaulin.

Yu Chao poked his head out, panting heavily.Xu Jiaxi was lying on Yu Chao's chest, also panting, their chests were pressed against theirs, and the frequency of their breathing was the same.

The heartbeat was fast, and there seemed to be a gravitational force between the two hearts, linking their heartbeats together.At that moment, an indescribable touch came to my heart.

This feeling was too strange, Yu Chao was a little at a loss, and subconsciously put a little distance between Xu Jiaxi and Xu Jiaxi.

"Ms. Yu, Mr. Xu, are you all right?" the assistant cursed inwardly, "Damn!"

Not only the assistants, but the rest of the film crew also felt extremely awkward.

They arrived only a minute late, what the hell did these two people do in the tent! ?

Not only did they trample on the tent, the two of them were also disheveled, Xu Jiaxi's mouth was red and swollen, this... this...

"We're fine." Yu Chao smiled.

The tent was completely torn, and he and Xu Jiaxi were lying on a pile of rags in a state of embarrassment, surrounded by an empty maple forest.

Yu Chao looked at Xu Jiaxi, Xu Jiaxi also looked at Yu Chao, for some reason burst out laughing at the same time.

"Take the sky as your quilt and the ground as your seat, chic! Chic!" Yu Chao laughed so hard that tears burst out of his eyes.

Xu Jiaxi laughed so hard that her stomach ached and she didn't have time to answer him.

"Since then, I have also experienced the original ecology, wild life without additives... um..." Xu Jiaxi covered her mouth when she was caught off guard.

"To shut up!"

"Haha~"

The camera crew was dumbfounded.Just kill them to add to the fun of these two?

The breeze is warm, the sun is shining brightly, there are birds singing, the faint fragrance of maple leaves, and the warm body temperature in my arms, so pleasant.

Yu Chao and Xu Jiaxi lay back on the ground again, quietly feeling the poetic tranquility for a moment.

"Stop 'Zit Love' Fenglin Wan, the ancients did not deceive me! It's really ingenious!" He deliberately prolonged "Zit Love", Yu Chao, the representative of the plastic Chinese class, finally found a breakthrough to express his poetry.

He is serious about reciting poems.

"..."

"Poetic and picturesque is beautiful, but do we have to take care of food, rice, oil and salt?" Yu Chao's stomach grumbled at the right time.

Xu Jiaxi looked at her watch, it was almost two o'clock, and she was really hungry.

The two of them got dressed and divided the work again. One collected firewood and the other slaughtered the fish. Soon a fire was lit to prepare fish soup.

Yu Chao squatted in front of the simple stove built of stones, watching the flames igniting happily, full of satisfaction and joy.

"Did you know? The last time I came out to cook in the wild like this was already in elementary school."

"Huh?" Xu Jiaxi fried the fish on both sides, indicating to Yu Chao that it's time to pour water.

"My deepest impression is that there was a winter solstice when I was a child."

It was rare for them to be a whole family. Grandpa took his mother, uncle and him back to the countryside. Just in time for a power outage, grandpa built a few bricks in the yard and started a fire to cook glutinous rice balls.

Yu Chao picked up the folding bucket and poured water into the pot, his eyes full of nostalgia, "The whole family sat around the fire talking and laughing to eat glutinous rice balls. I remember that the glutinous rice balls that night were filled with sesame seeds and dates, and they were very sweet! Oh, I really miss the glutinous rice balls made by my grandpa. .”

It’s just that no one came along, and he never tasted the glutinous rice balls made with sesame seeds and dates made by his grandfather.

"I don't have glutinous rice balls, do you want grilled fish?" Xu Jiaxi stuck a fish with a cut branch and handed it to Yu Chao.

Yu Chao smiled, took the fish, put it on the fire and roasted it, "Of course, catch it yourself and roast it yourself, it will have a special flavor!"

Xu Jiaxi took out two folding chairs, one for each person.

"I grew up in the mountains when I was a child, and I have always missed the life in the mountains. When I grow up, I rarely have the opportunity to go back to my hometown. When I am particularly unhappy, I will come here to see the scenery. The world is so vast, and it is no big deal. .” Xu Jiaxi chuckled.

"It's rare to see you being so lyrical." Yu Chao saw Xu Jiaxi smiling, and his mood brightened, "It seems that you really like this place."

"This is my secretbase." Xu Jiaxi looked around the valley tenderly, her eyes were like torches, and there was light in her eyes.

"Is Mr. Yu in a better mood now?" Xu Jiaxi turned her gaze back to Yu Chao.

Yu Chao paused: "Me?"

Xu Jiaxi withdrew her gaze, stopped talking, and stared at the bonfire instead.

How does he know I'm in a bad mood?Could it be last night...

A warm current poured into my heart uncontrollably, and flowed to my limbs, and the cloud that shrouded my heart seemed to be washed away by this warm current.

Yu Chao smiled knowingly, and said, "It's much better, there is really magic here."

The fish soup is boiling, overflowing with umami.He lifted the lid of the pot, and the fresh and fragrant smell filled the whole air in an instant.

"It's so fragrant! It made my mouth water." Yu Chao immediately forgot what he was unhappy about, and kept yelling for soup.

Xu Jiaxi sprinkled some salt in and motioned for him to take a bowl out of his backpack.

"You won't bring out the old Otan sauerkraut bowl, will you?" Yu Chao is obsessed with this bowl.

"..."

In the end, what was brought out was a portable collapsible bowl, and Yu Chao breathed a sigh of relief.

Xu Jiaxi scooped up a bowl of soup for him.There are a few green leaves floating on the thick and white fish soup, which is really beautiful.Take a sip and almost drop your tongue!

Yu Chao licked his lips, squinted his eyes, like a big cat eating fish, "I suspect that all the soup I drank before was fake fish soup!"

Xu Jiaxi also removed the grilled fish from the branch, and threw half of it into his bowl.

Big Mao Yu didn't care about the heat, so he couldn't wait to pick up a piece and stuff it into his mouth.

"Not tasty?" Xu Jiaxi asked when he lowered his head and said nothing.

Yu Chao raised his head, his face was already full of beef: "It's so delicious! It's so fresh that I don't know how to describe it!"

"Pfft..." Xu Jiaxi couldn't hold back and laughed.

"This kind of life is so wonderful~" Yu Chao rubbed his belly, "I like this place so much~"

"It's beautiful."

The red color of the maple leaves reflected in Xu Jiaxi's eyes, it looked very gentle.

After lunch, Yu Chao began to think about what to have for dinner.

"Do you have fish again for dinner?"

"Don't eat, let's go, I'll take you to find the ingredients for tonight." Xu Jiaxi put a small backpack on her back.

"Alright~ Is there anything else I can eat here?" Yu Chao hurriedly followed.

"Eat mountains by relying on mountains. You can eat a lot."

The road was difficult, Yu Chao sprained his ankle three times after walking five steps, before Xu Jiaxi could speak, he went up to hold Xu Jiaxi's hand.

"..." Xu Jiaxi looked at Yu Chao holding her hand, but said nothing.

"The road is difficult, you can lead me." Yu Chao replied as a matter of course.

After entering the mountain, he has become the little fan of brother Xu Jiaxi, a field master, and subconsciously relies on Xu Jiaxi.

"Let's go." Just let him lead, or you will have to carry him back if you sprain your ankle.

It was said that Xu Jiaxi was leading Yu Chao to walk, but in fact it was the little fan who was leading the field master to wander around.

"Is this mushroom edible?" Yu Chao pulled Xu Jiaxi towards a section of dead wood.

"Is this wild fruit edible?" Yu Midi dragged Xu Gaoshou towards a tree.

"Can you catch squirrels?"

......

In the end Xu Jiaxi quickly picked some mushrooms and some unknown wild fruits and dragged Yu Chao back, stopping his "[-] whys".

Back and forth, it's already evening, and Yu Chao has been thinking about it all the way, there is no meat, no meat, no meat...

Back at the camp, Yu Chao was still holding Xu Jiaxi's hand and talking, looking at Xu Jiaxi with big eyes, and continued to use Yu's signature star eye attack.

When Xu Jiaxi turned to the left, he followed to the left; when Xu Jiaxi turned to the right, he followed to the right; when Xu Jiaxi hid in the tent, he also got into the tent; the most important thing was that he held Xu Jiaxi tightly. Jiaxi refused to let go of her hand, Xu Jiaxi couldn't avoid him no matter what.

"There's really no meat, so what do you think?" Xu Jiaxi surrendered when she was stuck in the tent facing the 1000-watt Yu's star eyes.

"Brother Jiaxi~Brother~ let's catch a wild one!" Yu Chao lay on Xu Jiaxi's body and tried to act cute!

"No, it's getting dark, and the mountains are very dangerous." That "brother" made Xu Jiaxi's scalp tingle.

The 1000-watt Yu's star eye is instantly reduced to 1 watt.

The 1-watt Yu's small light bulb looked at Xu Jiaxi without speaking, and the hand that was holding Xu Jiaxi's dangling was drooping now, and it didn't wobble or wobble.

Xu Jiaxi is really one head and two big.Why did this person grow backwards all of a sudden? The key is that he doesn't know how to coax people at all. What can I do...

"Is snail meat okay?"

Xu Jiaxi was also forced to do so. In the afternoon, she saw some big snails in the stream, which were quite fat. She could pick some up and fry them, but now she didn't have any tools, and she was afraid that she would get diarrhea after eating them.But the water here has not been polluted, it should be okay.

"Forget it!" The small 1-watt light bulb exploded instantly, and the thousand-watt star eyes returned to the world.

"Go, go, go pick it up now." Please stop looking at me like that.

Yu Chao dragged Xu Jiaxi to the stream.It was very dark, Xu Jiaxi shined a flashlight on the snails in the stream, and instructed Yu Chao to pick which ones to eat and which ones not to eat.

"You are in charge of picking it up, and I'll clean it up." Without pliers, Xu Jiaxi could only collect materials locally, smashing off the tails of the snails one by one with stones, and cleaning them one by one in the stream.

Wild snails are very fat, and in Yu Chao's mind, these big ones have automatically transformed into plates of tasty snails.

With that look, Xu Jiaxi knew what he was thinking, and interrupted his fantasy: "Don't expect too much, there are no ingredients here, and it may not be delicious."

"As long as it's fried by you, it's delicious!" Yu Chao has a kind of blind trust in Xu Jiaxi's cooking skills.

"..." Xu Jiaxi didn't dare to say those words herself...

Pointing to the bucket in front of him, he signaled Yu Chao to take these back and cook first, and he went to find some fragrant leaves.

When he came back, he brought a big bag of plants, none of which Yu Chao knew.

"Are these really edible?" Could it be poisonous?Yu Chao was a little worried.

Xu Jiaxi probably felt that Yu Chao asked a very boring question, so she just replied flatly: "With me here, I won't die."

"..." As expected of Brother Xu Jiaxi, a master in the field, domineering! !

"Come and help."

Xu Jiaxi felt that the snails that had been boiled like this were still uneasy, so she picked out the cooked snail meat with a thin skewer cut from a branch, removed the excess part, and washed it again before cooking it.

"Wow~ You are so amazing, you can think of it like this~" Yu Xiaomi went online again, "I think there is nothing you can't do."

It's not forced by you...... Xu Jiaxi said in her heart.

"Go ahead and pick. I just dug up some wild sweet potatoes, and I'll make you something you haven't eaten before."

"Wow! That's great!" Hearing this, Yu Chao didn't care that his hands were full of snail juice and offal, and rushed forward to hug Xu Jiaxi.

"Don't come here!" Xu Jiaxi hid far away from Yu Chao's dark hand, "If you come here again, I won't do it."

After arguing for a while, Yu Chao accepted it as soon as he saw a deal.Xu Jiaxi started to dig the mud, he planned to build a small kiln.

The Lingnan people have a very interesting way of roasting – the clay kiln, also called the urn.

First build a small yurt-like earthen kiln with dozens of mud balls, and then burn firewood inside to heat up the kiln.

Then clear away the firewood and put in sweet potatoes, eggs wrapped in paper balls and mud, or chicken, chestnuts, etc.

Finally, I kicked the small earthen kiln down with a kick, letting the hot mud cover all the food underneath, and using the residual temperature of the mud to cook the food.

The food baked in this way has the original taste, and there is a faint earthy fragrance, which is very game.

Yu Chao, a city dweller who has never seen the "world", after listening to Xu Jiaxi's explanation, suddenly shouted: "Do you want to kick it down? Let it go, I will do it!"

"A light kick is enough, don't really fly." Xu Jiaxi quickly restrained his animal nature.

"By the way, help me take a short video, I want to take it and give benefits to fans!"

"......"I reject.

"I'll post Xiao Yu'er's Xiongqi for the copywriting, ah~ beat~!"

"..." Resolutely refused.

In the end Xu Jiaxi helped him take the photo.

In the video, Yu Chao stands sideways, posing what he thinks is the most beautiful side face angle, with firm eyes, raised his thumb to touch his nose, and shouted.

"Ah!"

Quickly turned around and kicked towards the small kiln on the ground, coming in a hurry, but stopped suddenly at the end, with a light touch of the foot, the small kiln collapsed "suddenly", and the picture was frozen!

Xiaoyu'er's male enhancement, ah ~ hit ~!

Perfect!Presumably it will cause another storm in the voting circle.Yu Chao pressed send and threw the phone back into his bag, hiding his merit and fame.

The stew of snail meat is cooking in the pot, the sweet potatoes are baking in the mound, and Yu Chao and Xu Jiaxi are waiting on folding chairs.It was already dark, and there was only the light of this bonfire and an emergency light for several miles around, and the stars and the moon seemed to be within reach.

"It's so beautiful. I want to recite poetry again~" Yu Chao simply lay down on the pile of broken tents and watched comfortably, "It's too bright in the city, so I can't see such a big moon and so many stars. You know me Where was the last time you saw such a beautiful starry sky?"

"Where?" Xu Jiaxi also lay down beside him.

"In the Sahara Desert." Yu Chao's eyes reflected the brilliance of the stars, "I was depressed for a while in high school, and for some reason I remembered a set of cartoons I read when I was a child, called Daughter of the Nile River .Have you seen?"

"Ah."

"At that time, I was yearning for ancient Egypt and the night sky of the Sahara. I went to the Sahara alone during the summer vacation."

Yu Chao raised one hand, as if gently stroking the night sky.

"I'm lying on the sand of the Sahara Desert, there is no artificial light around me, only countless stars in the sky, more beautiful and pure than here. I think of Carol, Memphis, and They reunited in the Sahara and thought a lot about it..."

There are many, many things that I don't dare to think about. There are many things in Yu Chao's heart that he cannot express, and he may not be able to express them in his entire life.

"Those who drink the water of the Nile will definitely return to Egypt again." Xu Jiaxi recalled a sentence from Daughter of the Nile.

"You also know the curse of the Nile River!" Yu Chao laughed, "I don't want to go back to Egypt again, it's too lonely to go alone."

"Then find someone to go with you." Xu Jiaxi said casually.

"Do you know that the Egyptians have a saying?" Yu Chao turned his head to look at Xu Jiaxi, the sudden serious look in his eyes made Xu Jiaxi's heart tremble.

"Huh?" I didn't know how to answer for a while.

"The one who returns to the Nile River with you must be your lover." And it is impossible for him to have a lover in this life.

In the shot of the camera crew, the two fell into extreme silence.

The staff also wondered, haven't these two been inseparable for a day?Why are you so silent at this time?

Yu Chao's assistant was sweating beside him.Mr. Yu, their family, don't say anything that shouldn't be said!

Fortunately, Yu Chao jumped up in time with a carp, and picked up a branch to shake the pile of mud on the ground.

The aroma of roasted sweet potatoes filled the whole valley!

"Wow, it smells so good! Can I eat it!"