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On August 20, 8XX, the extra episode of "My Best Friend" was launched.

In the footage of the brother group, Hu Lu is the only one.

It may be that everyone is used to seeing Hu Lu gag with She Yue and being in pairs, but now he is alone, which makes the audience feel a little lonely.

The content of the side story is to guide the guests to recall their acquaintance with their friends. The edited version of the first two groups has been widely praised after it was broadcast, and the brother group is already the final work, so it has attracted the most attention.

In order to enliven the atmosphere, the host chatted about the last episode of "Love Nest".

When it comes to "Love Nest" being fired at a high price on a real estate forum, the host asked Hu Lu if he would participate in the bidding.

Unexpectedly, Hu Lu chose no.

"Whether it is the tree house we built together, or any place we live in the future, it is just a house that has witnessed the years. Experience is far more important to me than results. The 'love nest' on the isolated island has grown from scratch , every detail of it is in our hearts, so why bother to pursue a reality.”

Just when the audience was struck by Hu Lu's words and fell into the reflection of their own lives, the host of "Friends" suddenly said, "Speak human words."

Hu Lu immediately said, "It's too expensive to afford."

The barrage is full of 【Hahahaha】.

【Too real!Even celebrities have to bow their heads to money ability! 】

[So it's not just me who can't afford it, I feel relieved! 】

[Thinking about it carefully, I can't afford it, and neither can Hu Lu. Deduction: Hu Lu and I are brothers in the same camp! 】

[That camp is called poverty, isn't it? 】

【Ha ha ha ha! 】

After a while, the topic turned to buying a house somehow, and the host asked, "If you want to buy a house, what type would you prefer?"

Hu Ludao: "She Yue has never lived on campus, he is very interested in the structure of bed and desk in the dormitory."

The host interjected, "Would you consider She Yue's preference when buying a house?"

Hu Lu took it for granted, "He will be the real owner of the house."

[Fairy friendship super doubled! 】

The host praised: "The relationship between the two of you is really good. So what do you plan to buy?"

Hu Ludao: "Probably buy a villa or something."

【? ? ? ? 】

[I saw a question mark appearing above the head of the host, who has been suffering from Mario for many years and even wanted to go up and help him. 】

【"It's too expensive to afford", "I'll probably buy a villa." TM is kidding me? 】

[The villa can be given away, just ask friends who are Hulu if it is too late to sign up now! 】

The host was puzzled, "Didn't you say that She Yue was curious about the structure of getting in and out of bed?"

Hu Lu: "That's right, so I will look for a villa with two floors, sleeping on the top and working on the bottom."

[I yelled for everyone—God TM go to bed and get off the table! 】

[Sorry, the student party doesn't know much about the bed and table you mentioned! 】

[If you have money, you can explain it casually, and if you have money, you can do whatever you want! 】

【Look!The host is laughing awkwardly!He is laughing awkwardly! 】

Hu Lu said again: "Of course, these are my goals. As far as I am concerned, I can't afford anything now. And if I really want to buy it, there will be many headaches."

Host: "For example?"

Hu Lu: "For example, where did you buy it?"

Netizens, die.

Cause of death: Excessive vomiting of blood.

This extra episode has contributed too many hot spots for everyone, but Hu Lu alone can occupy more than half of the country.

The lost people were so worried that their heads were bald, and they explained to others everywhere that their brother was just a straightforward person and didn't deliberately show off his wealth, which suppressed some good people who didn't know the truth.

However, the negative news has been controlled, and some strange stalks have spread more and more widely, one of which is buying a villa.

This stalk has been used so much that even the lost people have started to use it to tease their brothers.

Even in the Asian Games, Hu Lu created an admirable scene in the personal PK. Facing the praise of the public, the fans also said modestly: Brother should work hard. If he is not good, how can he save money to buy a villa?

Passers-by: ...

Villa area developer:! ! ! !

The next day, Xiao K received cooperation calls from dozens of real estate companies.

Little K: ... Now I want to know whether the cooperation will give away products.

February 20, 1XX+2, the first day of the Chinese New Year.

The Lunar New Year movie "A Little Taoist" was released.

Two men wearing identical beanies lined up with the crowd.

After entering the theater, a person took off his mask and said, "[-]% attendance, excellent."

Another reached for a drink, "It's just the first day."

The movie started soon. The first thing that appeared on the big screen was a lush mountain forest. Shooting from a high altitude, the undulating hills were covered with emerald green coats, and the layers of vegetation were like skirts of different lengths. The mountains were deep and charming. .

The mountains that stretch for hundreds of miles don't let you look at her beauty too much.The flashing camera brought a whistling wind, and when the ears became quiet again, a childish voice became clear.

"At the beginning of human beings—nature is inherently good—"

A child with a Taoist head pierced was reciting the Three Character Classic while shaking his head.

"Daojiu, come and have dinner after memorizing."

A middle-aged man's voice came from the room.

The little Taoist responded crisply: "I'm coming, Master!"

Then he jumped and ran towards the kitchen.

His monologue sounded at this moment——

[My name is Dao Jiu, the name given to me by Master.I asked him why he called me that, and he said nine is the best number in Taoism. ]

The middle-aged man had already sat on the bench and prepared the food. When he saw the little Taoist priest come in, he pointed to the wine cup on the table with one hand and called him, "Pour the wine."

The little Taoist skillfully filled the master's wine cup, and began to eat food obediently.

[But I feel like it's not right. ]

There was laughter in the auditorium.

In the movie, the childish monologue of the little Taoist priest is not over yet.

[I heard people say that I was originally a sick child, but Master picked me up and spent a lot of money.But Master didn't ask me to return it to him, he cooked for me and played my favorite "Ghostbusters" movie for me!Master is the greatest master in the world! ]

Before the little Taoist's monologue was over, he gradually began to grow up, from a fleshy face looking up at Master with his chin raised, to a juvenile face with a little baby fat looking down at Master.

That lively and warm tune gradually deformed, and completely disappeared when the boy had to lower his head to see the master.

Only the boy and the master looked at each other silently.

[Master is the greatest master in the whole world! ]

Buzzing.

The audience burst out laughing.

So far, the movie has only played for five or six minutes, and there have been three or four times of amusing plots, and the entire screening hall is immersed in joy.

The interest of the audience has been completely raised.

The woolen hat No. [-] hiding in the corner covered his mouth and exclaimed in a low voice: "My God, look, that young Taoist priest looks just like you! I didn't expect you to have a celebrity face!"

Beanie No. [-] cupped his face in a low-key way, "Really, it's amazing! Does this mean that I can also go to film?"

The audience who heard it in the front row secretly looked at each other, "The face is so big!"

They didn't deliberately lower their voices, presumably the two guys in the back row who were confident of blowing tires could also hear them clearly.

And those two people did hear it, and they got together triumphantly, "Hee hee hee."

Front Row: Ahhh!hateful!

Fortunately, the plot of the next movie progressed very quickly. The boy Dao Jiu went down the mountain, cleaned up the gangsters, entered the police station, and met the male anchor who was exploring the haunted house.During this period, Dao Jiu thought again and again that there was a ghost, but he was disappointed in the end. He provided countless jokes, and the laughter in the auditorium never stopped.

In the latter part of the movie, a bloody case that had been going on for many years was solved by Dao Jiu's mistakes.Under the disguise of the ghost is the villain's horrific plot for many years.

When the truth came out, it was also the time when Dao Jiu's belief for many years collapsed.

When everyone was busy finishing the case, he returned to the mountain alone, and under the enlightenment of his master, his mind was clear again.

The movie is over.

No one left in the auditorium.

It wasn't until the eggs were placed and the lights in the hall were turned on that the audience stood up and walked towards the exit.

The beanie duo is still following the end of the crowd. Listening to the audience's heavy discussion in the later stage to the laughing points in the early stage, everyone is expressing their views on the movie.

They knew that the movie was a hit.

Sure enough, on the first day of the release of "A Little Taoist", when the screening rate was only 17%, the box office exceeded 43 million. When the first week passed, the screening rate had risen to 10%, and the box office in the first week easily exceeded [-] billion.

Compared with other competitors on the same stage, "A Little Taoist" has a very strong staying power. It was released for two months, and the attendance rate can still reach 70%.

In the end, "A Little Taoist" surpassed its predecessors for many years with a total box office of 61 billion yuan, and successfully squeezed into the top three box office charts.

And the value of the male protagonist Hu Lu also soared instantly, because unlike other movies, "A Little Taoist" has many outstanding supporting roles, but only Hu Lu is the absolute protagonist.

And what is surprising is that Hu Lu's acting skills have improved so much in the movie, and the emotions in the eyes of the young Dao Jiu are so rich that even the director didn't bother to shoot.Quite a few viewers who have done it twice or three times accidentally found Dao Jiu outside the close-up when digging out the details, and their emotions are still so deep that they touch people's hearts.

At the beginning of the new year, Hu Lu and "A Little Taoist" rushed into everyone's field of vision with such a wild horse-like attitude.

Zhu Yingying also praised: "The younger generation is awesome."

On September 20, 1XX+9, the Asian Evening Tournament opened.

The Chinese idol army created by a year of benign market is like a sharp knife, which has entered the forefront of the competition.

Blocking the national honor, no even group dares to relax.

In order to shorten the competition period, only ten idol groups are allowed to participate in the competition in each country, and there are ten countries that signed up. Therefore, the first Asian Idol Tournament was called the "Hundred Regiment War".

In order to ensure fairness, the evaluation method mainly relies on the audience selection and online real-name voting.There are also [-] expert judges from various countries on the scene. The expert judges do not participate in the scoring, but they will make professional comments, so that the audience who do not know much can understand some basic knowledge.

Among the domestic idol groups, apart from the two groups under the MT Company, which is known for their strength, which have received praise at home and abroad, TTC Company’s style girl group LAM, which has just debuted for a year, is not inferior to The dance strength of the men's group stands out from the crowd of cute little sister girl groups.

In addition, the Blue Ribbon Group, whose performance was too poor in the early stage and let themselves dance otaku, because the movements were too natural and cute, they turned over by foreign otaku forces in the later stage.Among the live audience that changes every day, there are also male fans who temporarily defected to the blue ribbon under the banner of "cuteness is justice", making their own girls so angry-and turning to support boy groups from other countries.

When such news first spread on the domestic Internet, it amused many people.But as the competition continues to heat up, more and more outstanding boys and girls gradually begin to shine, and "rebels" have become human nature, and some people are even like feudal emperors, in the vast harem of the puppet group, today they favor this, There is no moral integrity in favoring that one tomorrow.

The unsteady position of some fans also caused the daily games to be full of suspense.Even strong players and established groups may leave with regret because of today's drastic change in the appetite of netizens.

And for idols, this is another good thing.The uncertain future makes everyone dare not relax their vigilance. Those who rank high may drop instantly, and those who rank behind may rise to the top in one step.

Such an environment has greatly promoted the display of the idols' strengths and contributed wonderful performances to the audience one after another.Some can even be called the peak level, which is a god-level scene that even the performing group itself cannot replicate again.

The K group is also challenging the limit time and time again, but in the end it still stops at the top five and has no chance to compete for No.1.

When the results came out, many people found it hard to accept.Many viewers who watched the broadcast watched the five boys leave the stage, and the camera turned to a fan who was crying with tears all over his face. For a moment, all the viewers across the screen had sore noses and gritted their teeth to keep the tears from flowing down.

Social News also reported such a deed: "At 9 pm on September 7th, a woman suddenly collapsed on the ground in XX Pedestrian Street and cried. Citizens dialed 3 in time and sent her to the hospital. Our reporter found the woman who was hanging water in the hospital. She said, "It was so uncomfortable that I wanted to cry when I mentioned it." The reporter was infected by her emotions and is currently hanging water , looking forward to the continued reports from the reporters from the patients."

Although the K group's defeat was reasonable, it was unreasonable. It was called the largest case of fan abuse in history.This also led to the unprecedented unity of the fans during the personal battle, and a large number of grasshoppers were pulled over to give a few steps to the K group, helping them all the way to the finals.

In the end, the K group won the personal best of the three men's groups, one of which belonged to Hu Lu.

The best ACE is the test of comprehensive ability.On the score sheet of statistics, apart from losing the best newcomer in acting, Hu Lu was No. 1 in other aspects of strength with data and fans.

When he left the stage with the trophy, the K group, who didn't shed tears when he failed, all rushed up, holding Hu Lu...'s trophy and weeping bitterly.

The fans wanted to cry, but also unconsciously wanted to laugh because of the sand sculptures of this group of people. In the end, few of them could escape the end of losing control of their expressions.

Just when the whole network was still moved by the K group's trophy, Hu Lu's account updated an article.

K Hu Lu: "There are always some words that are used too much because they are too appropriate, and they become clichés because of the many users. But I don't have any skills, so I can only be a layman.

Thank you.

Thank you (in no particular order), my teammates, Brother K, the company, fans, and all the netizens who put their affection on us!Without your attention and dedication, my work would not be a career, and this trophy would be meaningless.

Finally, I would like to thank a person, his name is She Yue.

Because the moment of accepting the award was short and unspoken, if I tell the whole world now, the whole world will convey it to you for me——

I love you. "