This traffic cp is poisonous

After the complicated breakfast, the director released a new task, which was to gather everyone on foot in a small mountain village 10 kilometers away.In addition, the director team provided three routes, dubbed by Hu Lu—going up to the sky, going down to the ground, and crossing the river. In fact, they are taking the steep and dangerous but close mountain road, or the slightly farther but flat river valley. The last one is the fastest and may be the most challenging. A technical raft ride.

In terms of order, the elders naturally chose first. Cao Da and Ye Longjie unexpectedly chose the mountain road, and the camera followed them tactfully. People! We are honorary members of the Climbing Association, and we organize mountain climbing once a month. So far, we have challenged 37 peaks at home and abroad. This kind of mountain road is a small role for us!"

Ye Longjie cooperatively took out the retractable trekking poles from their backpacks. At this time, everyone noticed that the equipment of the two of them——jackets, hiking shoes, outdoor hiking bags, and even helping the staff to pack the tents very well. Sophisticated and professional.

The chief director nodded, and it can be foreseen that there will be no shortage of topics in the journey of the two of Cao Ye.

Who makes old people love to recall the past?At this moment, they can show their selves outside of the movie, and chat about the interesting things about mountaineering at the same time.

Simply, the mountain road they chose seems dangerous, but in fact it is only a little more original than those scenic spots with stone steps paved with paths.The staff has already stepped on the spot before, as long as they are not people with cerebellar development problems, they will not encounter danger.

Well, thinking of this, the director glanced helplessly at the photographer Jack who secretly breathed a sigh of relief behind Hu Lu's group. With such a tall body, how could he be a cowardly guy who sprains his feet when he climbs a mountain!

Next, if we continue to divide by age, Meng Jiaojiao's group must be selected first. Although it is safer to walk in a flat river valley, there is no explosive point based on guesswork.Meng Jiaojiao has been in the idol drama industry for so many years, but she didn't know that people love to watch handsome men and beautiful women having bloody and exciting relationships, so she took the risk of falling into the water and chose the one with more ups and downs and interesting plots. waterway.

As for Hu Lu and She Yue, naturally they could only take the river valley route.

This is also the path that She Yue is least willing to face!

He hurriedly found Meng Jiaojiao, "Sister Jiaojiao, maybe we can change?"

Meng Jiaojiao brushed her hair that was tousled by the wind, and asked with a smile, "Why?"

She Yue admits without any shame that she is a housekeeper who doesn't want to walk, "To be honest, I would rather be more difficult than farther away. This may be the collapse of Tang Seng and his disciples after they learned that they hadn't passed the 81 disaster." Get in the mood."

Meng Jiaojiao looked confused: "Although I watched the Taiwanese version of Journey to the West, don't fool me..."

Matt couldn't help it: "What?! What does this have to do with Tang Seng?!"

Meng Jiaojiao: This is what I want to say.

Program Team: We also want to know.

Master She Yue patiently analyzed the bitterness and bitterness behind Journey to the West for you, "Do you think that with the strength and state of mind of Tang Monk and his disciples, are they still afraid of another trial? Is there an additional question for the masters of the school? So, the truth is, they are in a bad mood and just don’t want to travel a long way again, a thousand miles away! Walking down step by step, the heavenly court’s strength list has been in trouble for several times, Can Brother Hou still be the holy man who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then? The god who was stepped on by him 500 years ago will be able to send out the best mounts to bully the monkey after 500 years. Can you talk about the time delay? ?”

Speaking of this, She Yue looked into the distance in high spirits, "But we human beings only have a short life of a hundred years, how can we waste time on the journey! The progress of the world cannot be separated from the convenience of transportation. Why does our country continue to upgrade the high-speed rail? Speed, why the whole world is developing a virtual economy, its purpose is to save limited time and use it to create unlimited value for the country and society!"

After listening to such a deafening and seriously off-topic speech, the chief director shed tears that shone with the glory of "Wei Guangzheng".He repeated his daily question: Should this magical speech mixed with heresy and patriotism be cut into the feature film? !

At this time, Hu Lu promptly spoke out to save the rhythm of the variety show that was lost: "Please speak human words."

She Yue said righteously: "Because I'm lazy!"

Meng Jiaojiao: "Huh?"

What kind of aboveboard words are you saying so sonorously and forcefully? She Yue!

Meng Jiaojiao tried her best to let herself forget the thinking that was almost blown by the typhoon just now, and actively cooperated with the current normal communication and said: "Padding the raft is also very tiring. If two people do not cooperate well, it is easy to fall into the water."

She Yue smiled confidently: "So I won't make trouble."

Meng Jiaojiao: "..."

Matt looked at She Yue mockingly, "You mean you, a big man, don't help at all?"

She Yue gave Hu Lu a huge thumbs up, "I believe my brother Lu can do it!"

Hu Lu was expressionless: "You will call me Brother Lu at this time..."

What made everyone in the program group speechless the most was that She Yue even sent Matt a look of contempt.

Matt's head was hot and he said, "I can do it too! Joey, you just need to sit on the boat, and I will paddle alone!"

After speaking, he walked to the raft arranged by the program group first, and before going up, he turned around and gave She Yue a contemptuous look, which was a perfect copy.

He smiled triumphantly and said, "Go and take your experience! We won't change it!"

"Hey," She Yue turned around sadly, "Young, we have no choice."

Matt was so angry that he jumped on the spot and almost stepped on the raft before giving up.

After a farce, the three teams headed towards distant villages along different routes.

Hu Lu knew that She Yue didn't like walking from the bottom of his heart, so he patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "It's okay, I'll be with you!"

Wow--

Follow-up photographer Jack looked at the picture in the camera with a happy face, and his eyes had automatically put on a pink heart filter for them.

She Yue looked at the figure on the raft with regret, her tone seemed to have missed a huge treasure, "It's a pity, I thought I could sing love songs with you on the blue waves."

Jack: ...

Maybe singing love songs is also very romantic?But thinking of She Yue's character, she suddenly had no expectations for this love song.

Sure enough, She Yue trotted to the river and yelled loudly to Matt who was not far away: "Matt! Do you want to sing a song 'Sister, You Sit on the Bow' with me?"

Matt was pole pole rowing with difficulty, and he was even more irritable when he heard She Yue's words, so he replied to him at that time: "Are you crazy?! I don't know how to sing "Tracker's Love"!"

Meng Jiaojiao quietly hinted to Matt: "Don't forget that your resume says that you grew up abroad——"

On the other side, She Yue smiled and waved to Matt: "Thanks, Matt! I know the name of this song now!"

Matt: "..."

I hate that I have worked so hard to learn English to pack my background, but now I can't even say a word of F*ck casually!If I use the dialect of my family, I guarantee that no one will understand what I am talking about when I swear!

Matt, who is hardworking, motivated and obedient, suddenly misses his hometown at this moment.

However, She Yue, who got the title of the song, was not as purely targeting Matt as Director Hou thought. He was just looking for this song.

After the Hegu team officially started hiking, She Yue happily played the song "Tracker's Love"——

"Sister, sit on the bow of the boat ~ oh ~ brother is walking on the shore ~"

Waiting came out to remind She Yue: "Before the show starts, we have a request not to bring mobile phones."

She Yue shook the object in her hand, "This is not a mobile phone."

Director Hou took a closer look, wishing he could poke his eyes blind, "If I'm not mistaken...is that a phone watch? Or the kind for children?"

Hu Lu hugged She Yue and laughed loudly, nodding while laughing, and proudly showed off the same model on his wrist, "Yes, the domestic machine has strong performance, one is more powerful than the other."

She Yue also promoted to the waiting guide, oh no, it showed many practical functions, "Our family Mo Banxian knew that I was going out and was afraid that I would get lost, so he sent me and Hu Lu one each. For the convenience of positioning, we specially installed a super strong signal It is said that it is a satellite signal, no matter how far the valley is, it will not prevent you from saying hello to the world."

Director Hou felt that She Yue was indeed still a child, but he still wanted to justify his program group name: "No, we won't let you get lost."

She Yue and Hu Lu looked at each other and smiled subtly.

But when the waiting guide took a closer look, She Yue had already changed a cheerful face to show the waiting guide the sound effect of this watch.

I saw that he kept pressing the "+" sign, and the volume kept increasing. The good thing is that it didn't get distorted or rough, and the singing voice was still clearly transmitted to the other side.

Of course it also spread to the raft.

"Little sister~you sit on the bow~"

"Brother, I'm walking on the shore~oh~"

Director Hou looked at Matt who was waving a bamboo pole across the river to fight She Yue desperately, and calmly wiped away the inexplicable strangeness and guilty conscience about She Yue just now.

Sure enough, he was purely targeting Matt!

Director Hou looked at She Yue's smirking face at this moment, and confirmed that it was correct.