This traffic cp is poisonous

While chatting, the car drove to the first stop of the program recording.Today’s reality shows like to throw stars to places where the halo is not obvious to watch them struggle, either in the valleys with beautiful scenery but economic backwardness, or in foreign countries with exotic customs and language barriers, in short, it is necessary to excavate them as much as possible The most authentic and embarrassing side is for the audience to enjoy.

According to the arrangement of the program group, this time they tossed back and forth between domestic and foreign countries. First, they hiked in an unknown wild mountain in China, then went to a small island abroad to play in the water, and finally moved to a nearby country. After completing the mission, they returned to China.

Now they arrived at the first stop in the dark, and after getting off the car nearby, they had to walk to a flat place in the valley to take pictures of the assembly.Hu Lu's long legs and feet were finally stretched, and he was the first to get out of the car happily. Because the camera was not ready, he had to go back into the car and take another shot of getting out of the car.

She Yue laughed muffledly in the car, and Hu Lu rubbed his head with his backhand.

"Hey! I really like people touching my head." After getting out of the car, She Yue arranged for Hu Lu with her hair on her head, "Go and learn massage later, and give me more massage."

Hu Lu didn’t succeed in pranking, instead, he got more work as a massage technician, and said dissatisfiedly, “Then you have to learn too! It’s not fair for me to massage for you!”

The two walked forward while talking, and the director waiting behind him and the photographer brother looked at each other: "I remember Hu Lu said during the interview that he hates being touched on the head the most?"

The photographer brother sighed, and said as if he was used to the wind and rain: "Let's set up people."

Otherwise, how can we explain that the famous sunny and shy little milk dog has turned into this silly boy?

The silly boy probably hasn't realized that he is a little too relaxed. At this time, he is wearing a backpack on one shoulder, and resting his other hand on She Yue's back, lest this lazy, short-sighted guy fall on the gravel-strewn ground. on the way.

Fortunately, the journey was not too long. After walking for about 10 minutes, they saw a huge bonfire shining warm light on the surroundings.

There were already two groups of artists sitting around the campfire, and two or three rows of staff were surrounded a few meters away.

From the moment they entered the area illuminated by the circle of light, several cameras followed.The two groups of entertainers sitting by the bonfire also looked up curiously. They were a little curious when they heard that this little fresh meat was going to bring amateur friends over.

The leader is Hu Lu, who has been in the limelight recently. He is wearing a white overalls jacket with a black fitness vest inside, and the outline of the muscles can be faintly observed from the unzipped part.His lower body was still a pair of black trousers, his waistline was not deliberately drawn, and those long legs made it hard to breathe.

[Handsomeness is second to none, your figure is really good! 】

This is the unanimous speech of all the mentors when they stood on the draft stage for the first time.

Compared with Hu Lu's natural star-like figure, although the friends behind him are not bad, the contrast with Hu Lu in the camera is more obvious.

But when the two of them came out of the darkness and were tested under the firelight, you could find that this amateur also has a certain charm that makes you unable to take your eyes off him.

A little mysterious and a little cunning, he looks like a fox possessed in the mountains, you can see that he is shrewd, but you can't guess his life.

Hu Lu greeted several other guests at the head, and the few people sitting here are indeed seniors.One is a Hong Kong actor named Tsao Da who kept making good movies when he was young. He is about 50 years old this year. The friend he invited is his partner Ye Longjie who has worked with him for many years. The two are known as the comedy duo of the 80s.The other is Meng Jiaojiao, a Taiwanese actress who has developed in the mainland in the past two years. Although she is in her 30s, she is well-maintained. Coupled with the unique sweetness of Taiwanese girls, it is still amazing to act as the heroine of an idol drama. call cute.She boldly brought in a male friend who is a model and has recently been well-received online because she participated in several big-name catwalks.

As the youngest group, it turned out to be the latest to come. Although the director group deliberately notified different meeting times for the purpose of causing trouble, Hu Lu still bowed and apologized to the seniors very sensiblely. After all, the audience would not Let go of a little arrogant detail.

Cao Da and Ye Longjie deserved to be from comedies, they smiled very warmly, and said that young people are busy, which is understandable.

The model seemed to be selling honest characters. Before Hu and Lu came, he had praised Cao and Ye for a long time, saying that they were his favorite actors, but now he just put on a dark face and defended his idol. : "Busy is no excuse, late is late."

Meng Jiaojiao was very smart, so she didn't speak, and the two seniors who seemed to be easy to talk were just smiling, and the atmosphere fell into a stagnation for a moment.

The chief director is willing to pick things up, and the current situation is exactly what he wants to see, so he picked up the loudspeaker and pretended to say helplessly: "The Hu Lu team is indeed late and needs to be punished."

Director Hou, the chief director's nephew, guessed the script and frantically gestured to his uncle.

The chief director continued: "The content of the punishment is: cancel the meal supply for tomorrow."

Hu Lu accepted the punishment willingly, with a very humble attitude.

The next part of self-introduction is actually a part of showing off personal achievements.

The script arranged by the director for everyone is extremely bragging. Cao Ye and his ten bad films can also be boasted as a generation of duo who participated in a hundred classic films. In the final stage of free play, Cao Ye and his wife agreed Criticized the current unhealthy atmosphere in the entertainment industry, and even gave a few examples to deliberately emphasize how the mainland is lagging behind, and now it has finally caught up, but there are some things like urgent work and profit, and finally let Hong Kong artists Work harder and come to the mainland to develop more.Hearing what he said, even the director team was a little embarrassed.

And when it came to Meng Jiaojiao's group, She Yue was even more confused by the time and English in their mouths.

In addition, after the model named Matt finished his self-introduction in Chinese and English, he added a sentence at the end, "My idols——Cao Da and Ye Longjie, you will always be the golden partners in my heart !"

Just as the atmosphere was getting sensational, She Yue burst out laughing with a "puchi".

All eyes and cameras turned to him at the same time.

Matt asked She Yue with a dark complexion: "What are you laughing at? Who are you?"

She Yue looked up shyly, "Actually, it's nothing, I thought of a song uncontrollably."

Matt didn't believe it, "Don't make excuses, what song, sing it?"

She Yue was not afraid of the show, he cleared his throat, and suddenly two old men and women in grass skirts twisting Yangko appeared in his mind.

So he suppressed his laughter, and sang the style of the commercials vividly——

"I don't accept gifts for this year's festival~"

"No gift, no gift!"

"Receive gifts and receive—"

"Oops! My memory is wrong, this is melatonin, not the golden partner."

Hu Lu laughed out loud at the side, and some of the staff who had seen the advertisement couldn't help but see the appearance of those two lovely white-haired old men writhing together, and suddenly suppressed their laughter.

"You are sarcastic and insulting!"

Matt stood up angrily, strode up to She Yue and looked down at him condescendingly. His height of 1.9 meters was really intimidating.

Unexpectedly, She Yue slowly took out a splicable plastic folding stool from her schoolbag, broke it and stepped on it, just enough to meet Matt's eyes.

"Darling," She Yue said, "This is the commercial song of CCTV. My family was originally poor, so I could only receive these few channels and listen to it every day. You can understand if you haven't heard it. Young people are all to blame for the national economy. Tengfei gives you too many choices."

Matt blushed, he was also half of the entertainment industry, so why didn't he know what the artists said was taboo.And Cao Ye and the two were also awakened by this sentence. They didn't have any malicious intentions. The older generation is stubborn, and because of their seniority, they always like to criticize and teach the young people. Expose emotions and mislead people.

The place was silent.

At this time, only She Yue’s voice can be heard, and he said: “As for me, I am a sociologist, and I am a third-level subject under the School of Marxism in distance education, namely Marxism and the study of Chinese local religious culture. Don’t Look down on me, but I am a leading talent in our industry. I am committed to developing the regional chain of the religious industry economy, establishing a multi-dimensional exchange platform for different life forms, and breaking through the learning barriers between Yin and Yang. The main positions in the world are: the director of Jingbao County Religious Culture Consultation and Question Answering Society, the main representative of the maintenance and inheritance of folk beliefs in Jingbao Town, and the manager of Jingbao Incense Store. The first prize of "Beloved by Street People", the outstanding volunteers of the "Public Welfare Helping People, Religious Evangelization" activity, and a silk banner presented by the Jingbao County Police Station."

Under everyone's confused eyes, She Yue raised her chin.

I am so young, but so good, am I—proud?

And everyone in the real program group: There are slots everywhere——

Distance education honorable appearance?

After studying Marx for so many years, why didn’t I know that there was such a third-level subject?

The multi-dimensional communication of different life forms will not be what I understand, right?

In addition, the main duties in the human world... Thinking about it carefully is frightening!

But they can't ask!What's the matter with the Tucao meeting for the guests in the middle of the show!

So under the watchful eyes of others, Hu Lu asked with a heavy shoulder: "Give you a pennant from the police station?"

"Is it the kind that hangs all over your shop?"

Program group: Which one? !

She Yue said naturally: "Of course not, those are customers' recognition and feedback on our products and services. The silk banner sent by the police station is a commendation for me helping the people's police/police destroy pyramid schemes dens and arrest the leaders of cult organizations." .”

Program Team: Then your life is so rich.