This traffic cp is poisonous

A week has passed, and the enthusiasm brought by the first issue of "Friends" has not subsided. On the contrary, fans are looking forward to it because of the Hulu special in the second issue.

At the beginning of the program, I reviewed the wonderful scenes of the previous issue, and added a title very "richly".When the music started, the bullet screen was full of question marks, and there were audiences who questioned who had gone wrong.

[It seems that there was no such title in the last issue, right? 】

[I just went to confirm, it was indeed not there in the last issue. 】

[The program team didn't make a title in this episode, didn't they realize that there wasn't one in the last episode? ! 】

[Suddenly noticed that not only did the last issue not have a title, but the editing and special effects were also very rough. 】

[Just realized that the program team might be short of money? 】

[No one asks if you are poor in the first issue, but the rich get more sympathy points? 】

The start went off track, so that after entering the serious program, netizens continued to find differences with the first episode.After seeing She Yue took out the scarf and hand-cranked hula hoop from the prop bag given by the program group, the mood of netizens also changed drastically.In the barrage of [Blind Guess Nezha], other comments began to be mixed in.

[I always feel like I have opened up Ren and Du's two channels now, and I can see clearly what is in She Yue's hand. 】

[A feeling of cheapness rushes over me, this prop? 】

[It seems that the program team is really poor. Am I blind at the beginning, but I didn't notice it. 】

And knowing that these props will be used on Hu Lu, the Lost people cry and beg to let go of their brother's prosperous beauty.

[Program group, if you are poor, you can ask us to raise funds!Why do you use this kind of thing to harm my brother! 】

The passers-by were happy to call out the famous scene warning. The group of old friends had a good start in the last issue. If these two groups of young people can't afford to play, or the effect is not outstanding, they will definitely be ridiculed.

The camera freezes on Hu Lu's bitter expression for a moment, and then unkindly moves to the outside of the car. When the door opens again, the one who stretches her feet out first is She Yue, who has not changed at all.

The program team asked him why he didn't have a disguise.

She Yue said calmly, "I'm pretending. Just ask someone in the amusement park and see if he knows who I am?"

Dozens of [cunning] were swiped on the screen.

The program team couldn't find a sense of accomplishment from She Yue, so they moved the camera to the car door. Hu Lu didn't make them wait too long, and he stepped forward with long legs, two small cupolas on top of his head, and a handful on his forehead. Qi Liuhai, with a red scarf loosely coiled around his neck, Hu Luzha, who tried his best to get closer to our friend Nezha but was not very successful, made his official debut!

The barrage was startled, with such a ridiculous appearance, Hu Lu really dared to pretend to be an idol!The problem is that after pretending, the effect is still good?

【I'm actually a little excited】

[On the importance of appearance]

[I love this adult version of Kuzha! 】

【You can do me too! 】

[In the past, I only thought that Hu Lu was as handsome as me. Since I hit [-] palms, I can handle this look. It must be really handsome! 】

Unexpectedly, because of this look, the topic #胡路给多巧巧# was sent to the trending searches. The second issue was so popular just after it was launched, the program team was almost so happy that they couldn't hold their tongues from ear to ear.

Let’s talk about the show again. After being shocked by the children’s hairstyle at the beginning, the program team found that Hu Lu hadn’t made any changes in other aspects except for this outstanding hairstyle, so they couldn’t help reminding She Yue: “This disguise of Hu Lu, Is it not quite right?"

She Yue frowned, "After seeing this look, would anyone think of other characters?"

"No way?" She Yue dragged Hu Lu, who was wearing a mask, into the amusement park, and the program team couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

At the first pass, at the entrance gate, the ticket inspector stared at Hu Lu for a long time, and let them in with an expression of "What kind of kid are you playing?"

The program team breathed a sigh of relief and hurried to follow.

In the second level, the two ran into a group of young girls head-on.Needless to say, Hu Lu, She Yue is also a handsome guy in daily life, both of them are outstanding in appearance and temperament, not to mention Hu Lu's eye-catching hairstyle, so they haven't approached yet, girls They found the two, and excitedly supported each other and hid aside, biting their hands and jumping to see the handsome guy.Because Hu Lu had his hands in his pockets, with a cold expression, and such a unique little tug on his head, the girls didn't dare to get close to him, and only one girl was pushed out to talk to She Yue.

"Hello……"

She Yue stopped and responded with a smile: "Hi, what's the matter?"

The girl summoned up her courage and said, "Your friend's hairstyle looks very artistic."

After finishing speaking, the girl seemed to realize what she said, and she blushed immediately.

What she didn't see was that She Yue's expression gradually became subtle, pulling the doll's head to the sky, artistic?

"Actually," She Yue patted Hu Lu's hair, and the two little hairpins swayed elastically in the air, "We are cosplaying."

The words he hinted at made the girl stunned, and she hesitated for a while to guess: "Little... dragon man?"

She Yue's expectant expression paused, and the girl analyzed: "Isn't that braid standing upright like a small spike imitating a dragon's horn?"

"No," She Yue looked at the two braids, and the girl said that he really looks more and more like a dragon horn, but She Yue must not be shaken, this hairstyle is the painstaking effort he designed and produced to check the effect So he hinted: "Don't stick to the surface, we have to see the essence through the phenomenon, you think about it, little boy?"

He felt that he had already delivered the answer to the girl's mouth, but the girl still asked her friend for help with a tangled face: "Is there such a hairstyle in JOJO?"

【Hahaha, She Yue's expression is already dead】

[Why can't I hit the correct answer xswl]

[Hu Lu: I am no longer a human being!Little tease! 】

[Damn, Xiao Yao is too magical! 】

The failure at the girl's place plunged She Yue into deep self-doubt, and he sat under the shade of the tree in despair, "Could it be that I'm not good at workmanship?"

He plucked the pigtail on Hu Lu's head, pressed it and watched it bounce back, Hu Lu drank his drink expressionlessly, and didn't want to speak in such an image at all.

"Where is it different?" She Yue couldn't figure it out. He pinched Hu Lu's face, shirked the responsibility, and said, "Could it be because you look too fierce?"

Hu Lu put down the water glass, rolled two small hair bags on She Yue's head with both hands, "Then you try?"

"I'm not proficient at piercing myself, and I can't truly express my piercing skills." She Yue always has something to say.

Hu Lu didn't force She Yue, but just put his hand on She Yue's face and twisted it gently twice.

[As we all know, this is brotherhood]

[As we all know, good brothers will screw each other's faces]

[As everyone knows, why don't I know? 】

[An honest man appears upstairs. 】

It looks intimate and ambiguous in the picture, but neither She Yue nor Hu Lu are aware of it.The closer people are, the more they like to touch each other. It is natural for mammals to desire skin-to-skin contact. If you don't pay attention, these instinctive behaviors will not be noticed by consciousness at all.

When the netizens joked casually without taking it seriously, the two parties felt a little incredible.Human vision is limited, and human observation is also one-sided.Those who have long been accustomed to the life, only when they record it with the camera, they will find that their expressions are not as rich as imagined, and their voices are not as full as they sound. So many details of getting along with friends and family are ignored by the memory... Like now, looking at themselves in the show, She Yue and Hu Lu would feel strange and surprised.

It turns out that I have always treated him with such eyes and behaviors.

That is something that only I can understand, the whole-hearted dependence and the intimacy without a sense of distance.

She Yue felt her fate was approaching, "It seems that even without Xiao Hu's confession, after watching the show today, we can understand that something is wrong with the atmosphere."

But Hu Lu said: "Even so, I can't wait until today."

She Yue looked at him sideways with her arms propped up, her shoulders shrugged slightly, her collarbone line was straight and clear.

"In such a hurry?" he said with a smile.

Hu Lu gave a "hmm" and said, "It's better to love you sooner."

……

The parties off-screen are already creating the future, while the netizens are still happily savoring the past of the two.

They watched She Yue and Hu Lu roam around in the amusement park. Not only did they not know how to keep a low profile, but they even went out of their way to chat with other tourists.The chat partners are from all age groups, but the chat content has only one core, which is to ask who Hu Lu looks like.

However, it is doubtful whether it was specially arranged, and no one guessed the answer of "Nezha".Obviously this is the only correct answer, but the wrong answers are all kinds of strange. When She Yue limited the scope to anime characters, there are still people who can give such an answer as Teletubbies.

In the end, even Hu Lu couldn't stand it anymore, and when She Yue started talking to others, she began to pull her scarf from time to time, turn her hand around the hula hoop, and tried her best to give reminders, even the netizens couldn't help feeling sad and sympathetic.Finally, a tourist noticed Hu Lu's small movements, his eyes lit up, and he said his answer very firmly, "Red boy! Red boy, right!"

Hu Lu: "..."

Netizen: This year's candidates are really difficult to take.

And this "tactful" tourist still had a heart for seeking truth, and he took She Yue's arm and asked him, "I'm right? Right?"

She Yue didn't say right or wrong, she lowered her head and said to the tourist's child, "Kid, what do you think?"

The child glanced at his father and said, "I don't know."

She Yue looked at the sky and it was getting late, and it was time to take this farce off the shelves, so she said to the children: "Well then, I will give you an obvious reminder."

At this time, a girl who had been watching for a long time came over and asked cautiously: "Excuse me, are you Lulu?"

[Finally someone recognized it! ! ! ! 】

[This looks like a fan, knowing that you can't call your brother by his name in public! 】

【envious!I want to meet my brother too! ! ! 】

【Haha, I want to see what She Yue will do. 】

However, the much-anticipated She Yue didn't expect this. She opened her mouth and said seamlessly: "It's him! It's him! It's him! Our hero——"

The tourist answered before his son: "Little Nezha!"

She Yue looked at him completely speechless, the tourist rubbed his head and smiled, "I'm used to answering questions at home."

She Yue congratulated: "Congratulations! You are only one step away from the answer."

The tourist, who thought he had answered correctly and was about to leave, took back his steps.

The girl waiting on the side was not happy. This person has been standing here, and my brother has no time to talk to me, so he said: "Do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder? If you don't answer the question correctly, you will not give up?"

The tourist said honestly: "That's not true," he pointed to the camera, "Isn't this a show, I want to show my face more."

Netizen: You are really honest.

When the girl here opened her mouth, the opportunity to chat that she had missed before was found again.

As Hu Lu's spokesperson, She Yue said, "He's not Lulu, he's... six walnuts?"

Hu Lu reluctantly took off a bit of the mask, raised his index finger in a "shh" gesture, and said, "Please don't let others find out."

The girl nodded excitedly repeatedly, "Lulu, I'm always lost. I've liked you so much since you were drafted. Can you, can you sign me?"

Hu Lu smiled and said, "Of course."

He not only signed it, but also gave the girl the "Qian Kun Circle" in his hand.After sending the girl away, he said to She Yue, "Everyone said I didn't endorse."

"Oh," She Yue bowed to the camera, "Then, please ask the official father to pay."

The photographer brother, that is, Jack said directly: "This part will be cut."

[Hahahaha, cut it off as agreed? 】

[Then what am I looking at now?Insider tidbit? 】

[It seems that the program group is really poor, all the investment has been pulled into the program]

[Huiyuan Juice: How much money these two companies gave you, my fruit farmer will give you double! 】

[Coca-Cola: I'm old and I'm old! 】

[Nongfu Spring: My house also has drinks, please join the bidding! 】

In the show, She Yue forgot about the meme after playing it, because the tourists did not miss any opportunity to reveal themselves, and asked: "You said Nezha is not the correct answer, so what is it?"

Seeing that he was so persistent, She Yue said, "Then I will give you further clues. If you still can't guess it here, there is nothing you can do."

The tourist patted his chest, "Just talk!"

She Yue said: "The clue is that the Monkey King is real or fake."

The tourist was confused, "Isn't the last one still Fengshenyanyi? Why did you jump to Journey to the West?"

He thought and thought, but he couldn't think of any connection, so he had to admit defeat and leave.

The time to close the park was approaching, and a notice came from the director, saying that Hu Lu was finally recognized by someone, and the disguise failed, so he would be punished.

She Yue was surprised and said, "No, didn't anyone guess who we were pretending to be in the end?"

Director Hou said, "Isn't it Nezha?"

She Yue shook her head, "Of course not. Think about what story the real and fake Monkey King told."

Director Hou waved his hand, "I just remember being pissed off by Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie. Every time it airs during the summer vacation, I skip this episode."

Waiting for the director to turn his head, he found that Jack was still recording, and was shocked, "Why did you include my words? Forget it, cut it out when the time comes."

【You think too much, director】

[However, it was not cut]

[Hahaha, the editing of this issue is so skinny! 】

【It's really a real and unpretentious program】

In the show, Hu Lu had some understanding of She Yue's brain circuit, and guessed: "It's mainly about the word 'true and false'? For example, I am not Nezha, but I can be a fake of Nezha."

"Yes!" She Yue applauded the winner, "Under your Nezha's disguise, your real face is—Nato!"

The program group that got the correct answer fell into silence.

I don't know who said quietly, "No one can guess your answer, right?"

But She Yue said: "I also gave clues. Nezha is from the lotus root, and he is not tall anymore. But Hu Lu's height is obviously beyond the standard, and he can tell that it is not the real Nezha. One cannot be Nezha. If someone dresses up like Nezha, isn't his identity obvious?"

Program group: Where is Nato so obvious!It's too hard to guess!

Seemingly seeing what everyone was thinking, She Yue asked doubtfully, "Didn't you make it so that no one could find out?"

Program group:  …

The director added: "Ignoring these things, Hu Lu still exposed his identity..."

"The task requires not to be recognized by people," She Yue said as she helped Hu Lu remove her pigtails, "but she didn't say which identity she recognized?"

【To be persuaded】

[The logic of the sophistry is clear, I admire it! 】

[To summarize for everyone, two layers of disguise, three identities, Hu Lu pretending to be Natuo, and Natuo pretending to be Nezha. 】

At this time, She Yue just smiled at the camera and said, "Wrong, it's three layers of disguise. Don't you think Hu Lu doesn't talk much today? After Natuo, he has another layer of disguise, which is Feng Cen."

[Is he talking to me? 】

【Oh my God!This man is evil, he can really spy on the screen! 】

【I think of the beginning when Hu Lu introduced his friends to engage in feudal superstition...】

[Help, don't scare me! 】

But at this time, some lost people came up to popular science: [Feng Cen is the character played by Hu Lu in the movie in the first half of the year. He is a kidnapped celebrity. 】

[Fantasy that everything is just filming a show? ! 】

【I have an idea scarier than She Yue...】

[Thinking carefully! ! ! 】

[I don't know how to watch a variety show and have doubts about my own existence, but do I really exist? 】

[Are we all Feng Cen's fantasy? 】

The clip about She Yue and Hu Lu came to an end, but netizens couldn't get over it for a long time.